Chapter 50: The Fierce Life of the Two Dogs
I don't know if I should tell him about the double eyes, if I did, would he be shocked? It is estimated that with Lao Hei's temper, he may pick out his eyeballs to take a look.
It's messy enough, and I always feel bad when I say it: "Old Black, do your eyes hurt?" Why do my eyes hurt a little? ”
Lao Hei suddenly frowned: "My don't hurt, are you smoked by this strange mist?" ”
I shook my head and began to induce Lao Hei: "No, I just feel that my eyes are weak, and I see things a little weird." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, I feel this way now, I look at you, the white flowers on your body are glowing with white light, and your whole body is white like a hexagonal prism, I look at myself, this piece of my chest is shining with golden light, and I don't know if it's the candle that is refracted, or if I have been in a coma for too long and have eye droppings on my eyelashes." Lao Hei suddenly came to his senses: "Hey? Why did your wooden sign hang around my neck? Isn't this the baby pimple your grandma gave you? ”
I chuckled in my heart, there was something wrong with the old black eyes, but wasn't that wooden sign a good way to ward off evil spirits? Obviously he has already helped me expel the black shadow, why can't the old black expel it completely? Could it be that I used it once, and the battery of the wooden brand was low, so it was not evicted? Then wait a little longer, and when the wooden card is charged, it is estimated that Lao Hei's eyes will be normal.
"Just now my neck was itching, my trouser pockets were rotten, and there was no place to put the wooden sign, so I hung it around your neck? One? Root? Read? The novel xstxt is in. I stared at Lao Hei with my eyes, looking at his strange eyes, although I was scared, I still kept restraining my fear: "My eyes seem to have entered something, can you help me take a look?" ”
Lao Hei's outer pupils suddenly expanded, and the inner circle of pupils narrowed into a yellow line, emitting a pale yellow light like a cat's eyes: "Nothing, your eyes are very beautiful, your double eyelids and long eyelashes are like a big girl, and they are ...... smart."
I hurriedly stopped him from ingratiating: "Fuck off, shut up." ”
"Hehe, really, look at it this way, you really look like a! If you're a woman, you don't know how many men you're going to die. Lao Hei smiled, and his eyes returned to their original state.
I didn't know what to do for a while, it seems that with my current knowledge, it is impossible to solve so many puzzles, if I am lucky enough to go out, and even more fortunate to be able to find my grandmother, or my crazy parents, maybe this strange thing can be solved.
Our family is relatively mysterious, so mysterious that even my biological son doesn't know what they do, the only thing I know is that my grandmother has an unmarried husband, who is a Taoist master with a deep Taoism and no left hand, his name is Qin Shiguan, that is, my grandfather, my grandma has been widowed for more than 40 years, and finally one day, without saying anything, mysteriously disappeared.
Grandma's best thing is to exorcise evil spirits and call souls, I was very weak when I was a child, I had a hard time walking, and I couldn't see well when I went to the hospital.
My parents raised me until I was six years old, and I couldn't bear it, so I went out on a trip for seven years. At that time, my grandmother missed my grandfather, and she couldn't keep her soul like a mentally ill person who sat in the yard every day and looked out of the door, and she couldn't care about me, so she could only take care of me, at that time my aunt was not out of the horse fairy, she saw that I was going to die, and ran all over the major hospitals There was no way to be anxious, so I invited a Mr. Yin and Yang to the house to give guidance, and as soon as the gentleman saw me, he said that I was the body of the heavenly yin, so I was haunted by ghosts, and it was a miracle to live past the age of eight, even if a miracle happened, I could only live with half a breath for the rest of my life.
My grandmother was originally sitting in the yard basking in the sun like a lost soul, and when she heard this, she immediately beat Mr. Yin and Yang, an old lady in her sixties, beat Mr. Yin and Yang in her thirties, and the gentleman who was beaten with fists and feet knelt down and called the ancestor, if it wasn't for my aunt to stop me, I doubt that my grandma could beat him to death, this matter is particularly deep in my impression, because Mr. Yin and Yang was carried out by the nurses in the hospital.
Since then, grandma seems to have changed a person, first opened the incense altar and invited a group of evil immortals to hang me, and then urged me to practice martial arts, but even so, I must be with her every day, only when I am with grandma, I can play with others like a normal child, once I leave her, I will immediately get sick, this strange physique lasts until I am eighteen years old, I want to go to college, before leaving, grandma reluctantly gave me the wooden card, and since then I have finally gotten rid of the pain of illness.
Probably because I was weak when I was a child, my dad often forced me to practice martial arts, and the martial arts he taught had no name and no fixed routine, just a few moves to practice and practice, don't look at these moves in no order, but there are a lot of formulas, more than moves, can only be memorized.
My mother is a Chinese medicine doctor, I call her crazy woman in private, she always boils some messy Chinese medicine, messy pills to feed me, sometimes it's too bitter I don't drink, she doesn't get angry, she doesn't make noise, just change the way to trick me into drinking, in countless battles of wits and courage stories, I have ended in failure, it can be seen that beautiful women must not believe, especially beautiful like my mother!
It is not an exaggeration to use my mother and father on the two of them, my dad has to inspect how well I practice kung fu every time I come back, a little dissatisfied is a hanging, I have been practicing hard day and night for more than ten years and dare not slack off, my dad beats people is really beaten, a kick at least three or five ribs are broken, and then hang me on the elm tree in the yard with a belt, I can't let go of my school without beating half to death, my mother will only cry, but never stop, it stands to reason that my dad is the most afraid of my mother, my mother coughed casually, My dad knelt down in fright, but my mom didn't care about martial arts at all.
Every time I was beaten to the point of dying, my mother began to boil medicine for me, and she could pick up the broken ribs by touching them casually, and I always suspected that my bones were beaten out by my dad in the years, but every time I went to the hospital for X-rays, the bones were very strong, and there was no trace of injury at all.
After the beating, I lay in bed for several days and couldn't get off the ground, my mother sat on the edge of the bed day and night to take care of me, gave me medicine and made me all kinds of delicious food, I was distressed to tears, it stands to reason that my mother must love me very much, but I don't understand, every time I feel so sorry for me, why don't you care about me, you want to watch my dad me.
There is also the fact that these two people are not in their right minds at all, they are elusive, they disappear at every turn, they don't see each other once in three or five years, every time they meet, they are crazy, and the disappearances are trivial, and many times I suspect that they are dead. Even when I was admitted to university, they didn't show up, except for the extra three or five thousand deposits on the card every month, I was simply an orphan without a father and a mother.
I sighed and looked at Lao Hei: "Have you rested?" Let's go. ”
(Three watches every day, 5:00 a.m., 12:00 p.m., 6:35 p.m., new books need motivation, ask for recommendations, ask for collections, ask for rewards.) )