Chapter 105: What Vampires Can't Do
Chairman's Office.
Located in the deepest part of the teaching building of Covenant College, it feels like the room of the last big demon king in the game after the game has been cleared.
Now, as the president of the academy, Lymia is distressed.
There are bookshelves in the rooms of the chairman's room, and a desk in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, and that's all there is to it.
"What about that... The ......" Lymia bit her fingers, her brows furrowed tightly, and looked at the vampire girl sitting in front of her.
"What's wrong? I should feel honored to come to your school, nun. ”
Fermeise stroked her long silver-white hair haughtily, not at all looking at Lymia in her eyes.
"But, Miss Fimeth, no... It should be called Little Fimmes...... You're my sister, after all. ”
Being recognized as a sister by others, Fermès was reluctant to do so, but for the scruples of this nun, Fermès still endured it.
Lymia then took out a book marked with the Chinese character on it and pushed it in front of Fimmès.
"What about as a teacher...... You should be able to impart some knowledge to your students to be called a teacher......"
Don't look at Remia's usual stupidity, but she is still very concerned about the education of the students, after all, she is the chairman of this school.
"I know—" Fimmès was a little impatient, and before she came to the academy, she had been told by Lymia to say something like 'Don't spoil my lovely student'.
"But little Fimes, can you really teach those students Mandarin?"
"Eh......"
Hearing Lymia's question, Femmese was stunned......
What is Bahasa Malaysia?
This is what this vampire is thinking about now, as a vampire in ancient times, her understanding of modern culture is basically zero, in the time of King Arthur, as a Yeterine, Fimmes is basically in various countries as a string of up and down to kill for fun, how can she study these human cultures?
"Look... I don't know. Lymia knew the result when she saw Fimmes' expression.
"I... I... But I'm proficient in everything! Especially about sex! ”
Fimmes pouted unconvinced, as a vampire, she didn't want to show weakness to a nun!
"Little Fei Meisi looks full of energy, so how about I test a few basic questions of Xiao Fei Meisi?"
"Come on!"
After getting Fermes's permission, Lymia tilted her head and thought about it, then saw a globe on the table with a country marked on it, and then asked.
"Since it is in the national language, it also involves some historical questions, the simplest question, who was the commander of the victorious country in World War II?"
Isn't it Mandarin? How did you get into history?
Even if it is history, anyone at the end of the 21st century basically knows the answer to this question.
But unfortunately, Fermese is not a 21st century person at all, she is an ancient vampire.
"King Arthur?"
After fiemes struggled for a few minutes, she tentatively said a king she knew.
"No, no, Great Britain was the victor of the First World War, but the little Li Falcon died hundreds of years ago, and it's a pity that the little Li Falcon did not participate in that war."
The Li Falcon that Lymia is referring to is King Arthur...... It felt a little strange to hear Lymia say that Li Falcon had died hundreds of years ago.
But it's also true in some ways, King Arthur died hundreds of years ago, only to be turned into some wreckage and come back.
"I don't know ......" Fei Meisi, who had no answer, only chose to give up in frustration.
"Huh... Don't you know this? ”
Lymia became even more distressed, this is a matter of common sense, and there is really no way to entrust the Chinese language class to Fimes.
"The victorious country in the Second World War was the German Empire, and since that time it has been renamed the United Iron and Steel States, and the leader is called Adolf. Your Excellency the Führer Hitler. ”
“……”
Adolph. Hitler?
When Fimmes heard the name, a black figure suddenly appeared in her mind.
Meow (I'm Hitler, scum!) )”
A black cat stretched out its little paws majestically......
"You're a liar! Wasn't Hitler Nero's cat? How can he become the ruler of a country! I don't remember that there was such a race as the Cats! ”
Fimmes slapped the table in confusion and pointed to the fact that Lymia had deceived herself.
Hmph, it's not that easy for a nun to try to fool me.
"Twilight's cat is named after this great man." Lymia corrected this mistake in Fimes's perception.
"Really?"
"Why should I lie to you?"
“……”
Fimmes sat down in her seat in embarrassment, not knowing what to say.
Sure enough, this vampire still can't keep up with the pace of modern times...... Born from an ancient blood-sucking family, she is still a classical aristocratic girl with an original ecology and pure nature.
"It seems that the Chinese language and history are a little reluctant, so how about trying mathematics?"
"Mathematics? What is that? ”
With just one sentence, Fimmes made Lymia give up the possibility of making the vampire a math teacher.
So what to do? A physical fitness teacher might be a good choice... But this vampire doesn't like the sun.
Uh-huh...
Miss Nun racked her brains to think about the subjects that Vampire Ji could do, and finally came up with a perfect answer!
"Ahh There you go, little Fimes! ”
"Huh?"
"Do you know why girls bleed every month?"
"Oh, are you talking about sex?" As if mentioning a topic of interest to herself, Fimmes covered her lips with her hand and chuckled.
"That's right."
"Well."
After thinking about it... An answer was uttered that amazed Lymia.
"Uh-oh! It's amazing! Miss Nun clapped with stars in her eyes, and then she took Fimes's hand: "Little Fimes has decided, you will be the physical health teacher of our school...... After all, Xiao Fei Meisi knows so much about physiology. ”
"In order to be able to serve King Arthur better, no! Seduce King Arthur, this posture is very important! ”
Fimeth is not stupid, she will learn the necessary knowledge, unnecessary things, Fimeth is not even interested in reading.
In her opinion, physiological knowledge is the key to her victory.
"Then it's decided."
Lymia was a little happy to have found the subject that Fimmes was working on.
After just a moment's smile, Lymia seemed to sense something.
"Now that it's been finalized, let's take a look in the room I prepared for you today, this is the key."
Lymia placed a small string of silver-white keys on the table, and when Fimece picked it up, she didn't want to be alone with the nun any longer.
"Then I'll go find that King Arthur first." Even though it was daytime, this vampire still didn't feel any fatigue, and as a true ancestor, she was just a little disgusted by the sun.
"Walk slowly."
With Lymia smiling, Fimeth turned and left the chairman's room. (To be continued.) )