"What would the world be like if I kissed her?" This dirty thought jumped out of my mind without the permission of my brain. And another, even more filthy thought. "The appearance is more than 90 percent similar to that of human beings on Earth, and the mating success rate is 1.5 percent...... "I am also haunted by the last bit of sanity I have left.

"Calm down, I want to be calm, I'm just an otaku, not a perverted uncle."

"But...... It seems that it doesn't hurt to kiss her while she's unconscious. Am I kissing the cheeks? Or kiss the lips? ”

These two choices to test the moral bottom line have tormented me.

"Kiss the cheek, it's not too dirty! Anyway, it's all kissed, what's the difference between fifty steps and a hundred steps, it's still a kiss on the lips, I haven't kissed for the first time yet! …… Grandma's simply solve it with the virgin! ”

Just when my heaven and man were fighting, and the pure angel in my surname fought against the invincible demon, the mysterious girl in my arms groaned slightly.

"Oops! She's going to wake up, do I want to knock her out with a punch first, satisfy the beast's desire and then rescue her...... "I'm sure I've never had a time in my life when I was such a scumbag, and it was all those alien bastards who were to blame."

"Please let me go!"

When such a mysterious girl woke up, the first sentence made me feel ashamed.

I was a little confused, and I really didn't pay attention to whether my hands were in order. And the rescue capsule 15 did not record the scene at that time, and this little mystery will remain a mystery for decades to come.

"Hehe, haha, that ...... What's your last name? ”

If I knew how to talk sweetly, I wouldn't be an otaku. The mysterious girl reached out and propped herself up, and saw my messy hair like a chicken nest, and a shabby coat that I had never changed since I was imprisoned, which I had bought cheaply at a stall and was not in good condition. Suddenly frowned slightly.

"The fanged tiger is my prey that I have been tracking for days, and your sudden attack has undone all my hard work and injured me. Do you think that we hunters are easy to bully? ”

When the girl stood firm, there was a vague mist coming out of her body, but all my attention was drawn to her slightly angry face, and I didn't notice the unusual situation.

"I'm a person who got lost in the mountains, Fanged Tiger can take it if you want, I'm just trying to protect myself from fighting back......"

"Nonsense! Would someone who can hunt with a wind magic gun be afraid of a fanged tiger? ”

"Wind magic gun?" I glanced at my two bombshells in surprise, and suddenly it dawned on me that this girl had misunderstood.

I once browsed some of the translated materials of this planet, the so-called magic gun is a technology left over from an alien wrecked spaceship as unlucky as the people of Shampa on this planet, the basic principle is different from the earth's firearms, it is the use of compressed energy crystals, a technology that can only be found in seventh-level civilizations, as an energy source, and the power is not necessarily greater than that of firearms, but it is better than the number of shots is almost infinite, and there is no need to replenish ammunition.

Because the bullet of the magic gun is the separation energy released from the compressed energy crystal, a standard compressed energy crystal can be shot more than 10,000 times.

According to the type of compression energy crystal used by the magic gun, this thing can also be divided into wind, fire, electromagnetic, and so on. The only inconvenience is that in order to shoot freely, you must have a very high mental strength. According to the standards on this planet, a person who can use a magic gun is almost as strong as he can instantly fly a mammoth with sheer mental power.

While blaming the unlucky alien civilization, I desperately explained: "I am traveling for the first time, and I got lost in the sea of eternal life, and I was a little panicked just now, and I am really ashamed, and I ask this young lady to forgive me for my recklessness." If you wouldn't mind helping me lead the way out of this horrible forest? ”

My explanation finally softened the mysterious girl's expression slightly, after all, I did look terrible in my dress. She thought for a moment before she said to me, "I can only take you to our Luohe Village, but there you can follow Uncle Muku to the nearest town!" ”

"Great! It will be my greatest desire to leave this forest, and I can't pay anything for it now, but I will give you enough compensation as soon as possible! ”

I tried to analyze some of the common etiquette on the planet that Survival Capsule 15 had passed on to me, hoping to give some goodwill to the girl I fell in love with at first sight. But my demeanor was clearly counterproductive, and the mysterious girl had a look of disgust on her face, but she didn't say anything.

"Am I using the wrong customs?" Thinking of this big or small question, sweat drops appeared on my forehead, but being able to get in touch with the intelligent life of this planet as I wished, so that I would not be Shennongjia Savage No. 2 in the future, has made me very satisfied, but I am not too satisfied.

After a brief conversation, I learned that the name of this beautiful dreamy girl was Luo Xing'er. Luohe Village is about 300 kilometers away from the Mother Emperor's base, which happens to be the scanning limit of the rescue capsule 15 on land. In space, the life-saving capsule 15 can only scan targets with an area larger than one square kilometer, so the closest gathering point of intelligent life in its memory cells will be far away at the edge of the forest a thousand kilometers to the south.

Or Luo Xing'er is naturally cold, or the otaku family's skills in approaching the female surname are forever painful in my heart, on the way to Luohe Village, I didn't get closer to this mysterious girl, just a stranger, and now it's still a stranger.

This made me regret that I didn't say it sooner.

"Oh! It was my first kiss, and I swore to the gods that the first man to kiss me was my husband......" I couldn't help but think of this absurd pink ambiguous scene.

I walked into Luohe Village in a trance, a little smirk.

The result of this state is that for a long time, the villagers of Luohe Village thought that Luo Xing'er had chosen a fool with an IQ equal to that of a beast.