Chapter 58: Accept the beautiful ghosts, both soft and hard
My words made the county magistrate also fall into deep thought, he must have also thought about the problem I considered, and after thinking for a while, he said to me: "Don't worry about it for now, go back to sleep, and call Brother Shui tomorrow." ”
"Okay." I looked at the female ghost again and said, "But she's ...... What to do? ”
When the county magistrate saw Xiao Fang, he felt a chill, I think it must be the words that Xiao Fang said just now about marrying him that made him palpitate.
The county magistrate turned his head to Xiaofang and said, "We're going back to sleep, what are you going to do?" ”
"I don't know." Xiaofang was not sad anymore, she was a little helpless when she saw my eyes, she said innocently, "I really don't know what to do." ”
"You're going to be reincarnated." The prefectural order said.
Xiaofang: "How to vote?" ”
Prefectural order: "......"
The county magistrate was depressed, hating iron and steel, and said: "If you don't listen to the principal as a student, you don't care if you don't do well, you can't do it well as a ghost, what use do you say......"
Xiaofang: "Although I don't know how to reincarnate, I'm willing to follow you......"
"Beauty, people and ghosts have different paths, although my handsome and chic jade tree is handsome and charming, you don't want to be like this...... Are you trying to kill my rhythm? The county magistrate said depressed and narcissistic.
"It's okay, it won't kill you, I feel that your physique is similar to my current one, very close......" Speaking of this, Xiao Fang turned her head to look at me again, "And you, I think your eyes are so scary......"
"Don't change the subject." The county magistrate glanced at her and said, "Are you really going to follow me?" ”
Xiao Fang nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "I am willing to do anything for you." ”
"Really?" The county magistrate's eyes lit up, "Are you really willing to do anything for me?" ”
"Uh-huh." The female ghost kept nodding.
The prefectural magistrate looked at me with an inquiring look, and I said, "Whatever you want." ”
The county magistrate thought about it for a while, took out a mineral water bottle from his clothes, and didn't know when he started to carry a mineral water bottle with him......
He took it out and said to the female ghost, "Do you have any opinion on living here in the future?" I know you don't. ”
Female ghost: "......"
"Taiyi is like a law, Xiaofang's soul is coming quickly!" The prefectural commander drew a talisman on the mineral water bottle with the finger he had just bitten. Blood streaks loomed on it.
At the same time, the mineral water bottle seemed to produce a suction force, and the female ghost turned into white smoke and rushed in.
After getting everything done, the county commander and I went back to the dormitory to lie down, in fact, to restore the memory of this female ghost, I didn't get anything very valuable at all, and I still don't know what is going on.
When I took out my phone, it was already three o'clock in the morning, and I found that I hadn't slept before twelve o'clock since I came into contact with the ghost.
The county ordered this girl to sleep as soon as she lay down, I tossed and turned on the bed, and the picture from meeting He Ye to the present kept flashing in my mind, like a dream.
I don't know when I fell asleep, but when I was scared awake by a python in my dream, it was already more than ten o'clock in the morning, and the sun was drying my buttocks.
The phone didn't ring twice, and Yishui picked it up: "Xiaolong, what's the matter." ”
"Brother Shui, are you better?" I asked with concern.
"Well, I'm healed."
Me: "Come to the old town...... Please eat hot pot. ”
Yishui said with a smile: "I flew to Beijing last night, and there are many beautiful women here." ”
"!" I said, "You're flying fast enough." ”
Yishui said: "That's a must, say something to find me, I know you're an unlucky bastard, there must be something looking for me." ”
Grass, am I so unlucky, it seems that there really is, and I'll tell Yishui about this side of the matter.
After listening to it, Yishui was silent for a while and said: "It's not a big problem, you must have met a water ghost, but this water ghost is also ferocious enough, it stands to reason that the water ghost only needs to pull three substitute dead ghosts for reincarnation, why did you hang six." ”
I asked, "Water ghosts?" No. What is this? Who is more ferocious than the ghost? ”
Yishui replied: "How can this be compared?" It's just two different concepts. Yishui said, "There are many kinds of ghosts, such as evil ghosts, evil ghosts, water ghosts, and so on...... Just like animals, humans and dinosaurs, who do you say is more awesome? ”
"Needless to say, it must be human, but in terms of combat effectiveness alone, dinosaurs are awesome." I say.
"That's it, people are better than dinosaurs, because people have IQ, dinosaurs don't, ghosts are also a truth, just on combat effectiveness ghosts are awesome, but on IQ is not necessarily, ghosts need high-level ghosts like blue and black ghosts to have IQ, but ghosts and water ghosts, as long as there is a little climate, they all have IQ, but the combat effectiveness is relatively weaker, understand?"
"Kind of understood." I replied with a dizzy head.
"It's good to understand, the methods of dealing with ghosts are almost the same, the main thing is to see whether your Taoism is deep or not, and if you imprison their abilities, it will be similar to ordinary people."
I asked, "What are the water ghosts capable of?" ”
"The strength of the water ghost is about the same as that of the blue-clothed ghost, and it is not even comparable." Yishui replied, "But if it's powerful, it's powerful because it has an IQ, and fighting it in the water is basically equivalent to death." ”
Yishui continued: "If you want to talk about ability, as long as you are in the water, it can make you hallucinate, make you think that it is just a fish, or an aquatic plant or something. You can't do anything about it. ”
Me: "Damn, Brother Shui, let's talk about the point, how to deal with it." ”
Yishui: "You should be a little good now, prepare a few more thunder and lightning talismans, six dings and six armors, and exorcism talismans, the more the better." ”
"Well, and then what?"
"Then prepare a platform next to the water ghost's shelter, and put the three runes I just said on the platform, and spread the entire platform,"
"Grass, no, how much does that cost?"
"I've told you that the more the better, and when you're ready, don't care. I've heard Uncle Nine say that you need to use both soft and hard to deal with water ghosts, and if some water ghosts give it some benefits, it won't hurt people. ”
I asked, "How do you do it both hard and soft?" ”
Yishui coughed twice and said, "You go to the place where you sell funeral goods, buy some children's paper figurines, and after you buy them, draw a soul charm on the paper figurines, throw them into the river, and throw some rice." If the water ghost does not show up, it means that it will not accept your beauty and bribes, and if it does not, you can put four red carp in the four corners of the pond and force it ashore to deal with it. ”
Soul Attraction Talisman, there was an introduction in the Yellow Book, that is, to draw a talisman on the paper man, so that the paper man can be a soul, so that he can dress the ghost, of course, this soul is not a human soul, and the Tao is not clear about this kind of thing, and I only knew a little bit about it at that time.
I said, "What if the water ghost is a woman?" Does a beautiful paper figure work? ”
Obviously, Yishui was almost speechless when he heard my question, and it took a while for his voice to come out.
Yishui said helplessly: "Then why don't you prepare your men and women?" But I don't think it's as simple as it seems. ”
I asked, "How do you say that?" ”