"Hey, young man, are you skipping school again, come and come to the uncle!" In the underground passage, Han Wanchun was actually sitting on a small mazar, it was 2:20 p.m., and he beckoned to a junior high school student with a schoolbag and a school uniform and a bag of chocolate chips in his hand.

The little boy's humble face suddenly showed a touch of fear, but because of helplessness, he still walked slowly in front of Han Wanchun, only to see Han Wanchun snatch the chocolate in his hand, throw a piece in his mouth, and then smiled at the child: "Have you avoided me for the past two days?" ”

The little boy shook his head and didn't speak, Han Wanchun smiled, and then said to him, "Do you remember what I told you yesterday?" ”

The little boy said, "You say...... Let me bring my parents to see you perform on Sunday......"

"That's right." Han Wanchun laughed, and then said to the little boy: "If they don't come, or don't give money, you will make trouble, make trouble to death, lie on the ground and roll around, do you know?" ”

"Han Wanchun, you can accumulate some yin virtue, even children are scared if it is not human, you can return it." The old aunt with the lunch box on the side walked by, and she didn't seem to be able to look at it and said, how did she know that Han Wanchun didn't pay attention to her at all, and said to the child Tian shamelessly: "But if you tell your parents that I bullied you, and you see the big brother with a tattoo on his back, this is his place, he kills people without blinking, nicknamed 'Murder Yao', with more than 40 guns in his pocket, he kills people as soon as he walks, and he has uncomfortable acne all over his body if he doesn't kill people for a day, if you dare to sue, don't blame him......"

", you're just getting acne!"

I was coming back from the hot water, and when I saw the old liar scaring the child again, I scolded him: "Don't scare the child, you old immortal......

The kid was already scared enough by Han Wanchun, and when he saw me with broken hair and rings of ears and a tattoo on his back, he was even more scared, he nodded and ran away, while Han Wanchun smiled and said: "Don't scare where the money comes from, it's so slow to get a water, tell you to buy a bottle of mineral water directly, isn't it over?" ”

I ignored him, just sat next to him, snatched the chocolate from his hand, and then scolded: "You are still not human, all the children's things are robbed?" ”

Han Wanchun said to me very shamelessly: "Don't underestimate the current children, they eat better than both of us." ”

"Really? Hey, Dove, hurry up and taste it, what does the advertising slogan say, well, that's the taste. ”

"Get out, that's Master Kong." Han Wanchun took the canned bottle, took a sip, hiccuped, and then leaned against the dirty wall of the underground passage and scolded: "Grandma's, it's really fast, it's been another year." ”

Yes, it's July again, and I'm eating chocolate while looking at the entrance of the passage in the distance, thinking to myself, how fast, and before I know it, I've been graduating for a year.

In this year, I have changed a lot, and finally I cheated and cheated with Han Wanchun everywhere, and I also made a lot of money, but I didn't keep it, and Han Wanchun didn't keep it, this old grandson ate, drank, and gambled as soon as he had money, and after squandering it, he pretended to be pitiful like Parkinson's disease, and he really didn't deserve to be pitied.

In this year, the two of us have encountered a lot of things, and we have also encountered real ghosts, but after all, it is still a decimal, most of them are fake, fooling people, slowly, I began to become sleek, and at the same time, my face began to thicken.

But this is not the point, I know very well, and I am very glad that in this year, Su Yidan is fine, and there are no accidents, I will go to Shenyang to see her once a month or two, she is getting thinner and thinner, but her mental state is very good, every time she sees me with red circles under her eyes, she will laugh at me, saying that the longer I get, the more like a hooligan.

I smoke, I drink, I wear earrings, I get tattoos, I speak foul language, fight with hooligans, so I really look like a little hooligan, including the behavior is becoming more and more similar, I began to learn to wear a mask to live, I don't know if it is the reason why I have stayed with Han Wanchun for too long, and the honest me before, it is simply two people, maybe only in front of Su Yidan, I can take off the mask and restore the original self.

Qingli salvia, still no whereabouts, I once asked Han Wanchun to help me divination, his hexagram technique is really clever to some extent, he said to me, if this thing really exists, it should be in the north, northwest.

I thought to myself, aren't we already in the north of the motherland, and then we will go to the Soviet Union?

So what he said doesn't seem to be very reliable.

After the old man Xuanzhi passed through that incident, he really changed his surname, and finally said that he was meditating, and his temper was getting better and better, and Dao An was not idle this year, in addition to finding the whereabouts of Qingli Salvia, he also looked around for the traces of the hunchback man, it was this grandson who called the old man that day, and he didn't run away, Dao An still didn't seem to be very relieved about the guy who took away the snake demon, for fear that he would use the monster to do evil.

But it's very strange, that guy seems to have disappeared from that day, this year's New Year, I came home, thirty nights, and saw Sister Xin again, I held the stove candy, and took the opportunity to tell him about the Golden Witch Sect and the hunchback man, it was not very surprised, it said to me, Mr. Ma's descendants are indeed still in this world, the guy you said should be the rebel of the Ma family, called Ma Tianshun.

This person was expelled from the Ma family a long time ago because of his friendship with bandits and belief in evil gods, and there has been no news since then, and no one knows where he went.

It turned out that the grandson's name was Ma Tianshun, I thought to myself at the time.

Fortunately, the grandson didn't seem to move, so I didn't think much about it, maybe he just had this quirk of collecting monsters?

However, Yao Shouxin didn't seem to pay much attention to what I said, it seemed to be preoccupied at the time, and after inquiry, he learned that there was some trouble in their circle of wild immortals, as if a cigarette pouch that their leader was used to was lost, which made everyone very troubled, and they were looking around.

I thought it was interesting in my heart at the time, and the feelings of these monsters were also like people, and the things of the leader, even if it was just a small thing, would be full of trouble in the city, so I didn't care too much, Yao Shouxin seemed to be very tired that day, and after talking to me for a while, he fell asleep on my shoulder, with stove candy in his mouth, just like a child.

I have the utmost respect for this kind big sister, how dare I have any evil thoughts in my heart? I was afraid that it would wake up, so I sat motionless until the morning of the first day of the new year.

A year has passed like this, to say that I am now completely idle in society, just like a guerrilla, when there is a commission, I will dance the gods, when there is no commission, I am not idle, and Han Wanchun is performing around, I have indeed suffered a lot, but I think it is worth it, I can barely supply Su Yidan's treatment every month, even if sometimes I am short of money, but I can make up for it when I go to the construction site to work as a casual worker.

For this reason, Su Yidan also had a big fight with me, crying and saying to me that I don't need to be like this, and I didn't take it to heart, I just smiled and said to her, who said for you, I am exercising, look at this.

Indeed, in the year since I entered the society, my body has obviously become a lot, although I am still thin and thin, but I look a lot healthier, and my biceps have grown significantly.

I know very well what I'm doing, and I don't regret it, and I quickly adapted to this kind of life, and gradually adapted to this bizarre society, I'm just very anxious, while constantly making money, I want to find the Qingdan quickly, what to do if I can't find it, I can't imagine it, so it's like this day by day.

The vast world, sooner or later, I will find that thing, but I just don't know if Su Yidan will be able to hold out until that time. Yes, definitely, I said to myself countless times.

I'm just an ordinary person, and that's all I can do now.

In this period, Qian Za paper also helped me a lot, although this kid is crazy, but the shot is not ambiguous, and I am very relieved to partner with him.

After coming back to his senses, the old guy was still chattering beside him, he hadn't opened this month, and seeing that it was going to be the middle of the month, Han Wanchun couldn't stop complaining: "Why is no one evil, hey, why don't you say that no one is evil, the instant noodles are disgusting, alas, .................."

I smiled helplessly, then put down the chocolate, picked up the guitar, and then said to him: "It's useless to be troublesome, hurry up, start singing!" ”

After dialing a few contemplations, the old guy sang to the passing tourists with sunglasses: "Summer and summer quietly leave a little secret, and Asiriyasiri won't tell you .................."

The wave of pedestrians glanced at Han Wanchun, and actually spat at the mouth, and then turned around and left after losing a steel hammer, Han Wanchun scolded while picking up the five cents: "Damn, what quality." ”

"It's good that I didn't beat you." I said, "Can we stop singing such a begging song?" ”

Han Wanchun sighed: "People are old, can't I keep up with the times?" Alas, Yaozi, I am lonely. ”

", you're idle." Seeing that the people were gone, I put down the guitar, and the business has been really bad recently, probably because of the hot weather, and the few people are pitiful.

Han Wanchun sighed again: "You don't understand the loneliness of the master. ”

"Only the girl in the shampoo room understands your loneliness." I said angrily.

As if I had broken my mind, Han Wanchun was not ashamed but proud, he said to me: "Probably that's the case, mother, it can't go on like this, it's all suffocated to death, and now it's so strict, I don't dare to go to good places, hey, why didn't we be born in the war era, I heard that there were the most monsters at that time, how good would it be for us to rob while it was hot?" In this village and that village, people must not be ............ like grandfathers."

I sighed and thought to myself, indeed, the current city management seems to be strict, and it really doesn't matter if it goes on like this, what can I do?

At this time, two people came from the underground passage, a man and a woman, I saw someone coming, so I motioned for Han Wanchun to start singing, but before he could speak, the two of them spoke first, and the man smiled at me and said, "Hey, we met again." ”

I looked up at the guy, as if I had seen it somewhere, and said, "............ are you?" ”

The man smiled, and then said to me, "We met last year, and you sang here at that time, and I wanted to buy your drums, remember?" ”

Ah, I remembered, it seems that there is such a thing, yes, it's him, I looked at the woman next to the man, and thought to myself, this man's head shape has changed, the woman hasn't changed much, her face is pale, and she wears sunglasses without saying a word.

I was already very good at dealing with strangers, so I smiled at him and said, "Come to think of it, what a coincidence, I want to hear a paragraph today?" ”

The man crouched down in front of me, then smiled at me and said, "Don't listen, you ............ drum."

"That drum doesn't sell." Seeing that he didn't come to have some songs, I also lost interest and joked, that's the guy I eat, can I sell it? So he said to him lightly, and the old bastard on the side saw that there seemed to be a business opportunity, and said, "How much can you give?" ”

The man smiled and said to me, "No, no, you're wrong, I don't want to buy your drums, I want to ............."

"Chengguan is coming!!!"

Before the man's words were finished, suddenly the old man who sold sweet potatoes at the entrance of the underground passage shouted, this voice doesn't matter, Han Wanchun and I jumped up almost reflexively, Han Wanchun picked up the erhu, and then scolded and said: "Damn's greyhound detective team, are you full of food, and you will check at this time?" ”

I quickly picked up my guitar, and I didn't talk nonsense when the situation was urgent, I just shouted at Han Wanchun: "Uncle, you withdraw first, I'll cover!" ”

The two of us are already familiar with this routine and can no longer be familiar, packed up our things and ran away, the man saw that we were agile, and he was a little stunned, and when I ran, I vaguely heard him crying and laughing and said: "Why is it the city management again?" ”

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