Chapter 76: Big Trouble

This meal made Brother Mu sleep for a whole day, when he opened his eyes in a daze, he found that it was almost dusk outside, he was naked, covered with a blanket, and was lying on his own bed, the bed and bedding were messed up, he rubbed his sore head, and just sat up slowly, he saw Su Jiaojiao sitting on the edge of the bed, he yawned, exhaled, and was about to speak, but saw Su Jiaojiao fanning hard with her hand in front of him, and shouted: "Oops, it stinks to death, brother, it's all wine!" ”

Brother Mu smiled and asked, "I—How did we come back?" ”

"I don't know wow--" Su Jiaojiao said, "It's just that when I woke up at noon, I saw that we had returned home, and you were lying next to me, full of the smell of wine."

&It's supposed to be the green dragons, huh?! Brother Mu suddenly remembered something and shouted, "What did you say?" I'm lying on you--"

&Ah, it's slippery, and I don't know how to be ashamed--" Su Jiaojiao pursed her lips.

&& You--" Brother Mu was a little anxious.

"I'm fine--" Su Jiaojiao said.

Brother Mu finally let go.

>> The clothes are gone--strange, why can't I remember when I took them off---" Su Jiaojiao scratched her head.

> Brother Mu exclaimed.

Su Jiaojiao pondered for a moment, her face slowly changed, she seemed to think of something, raised her head suddenly, and shouted, "Ah! Brother, you, you won't, you won't put me--ah--" Su Jiaojiao hugged her arms, tightly blocked her chest, and whimpered: "You are actually -- woo -- you have to be responsible for me--"

Brother Mu's face was like ashes, and his heart sank......

Su Jiaojiao stopped crying and suddenly laughed: "Haha, brother, you really believe it!" You were as drunk as a dead pig this morning, it was me and Brother Qinglong who carried you upstairs, you threw up, or Brother Qinglong helped you pick off the clothes, hehe-hee--"

& Brother Mu glared at Su Jiaojiao, and suddenly felt another sharp pain in his head, and he fell backwards with a sigh.

Su Jiaojiao's delicate little face leaned in front of Brother Mu and called softly, "Brother>."

Brother Mu closed his eyes and ignored it.

&Brother, you're so stingy! It's just a joke--" Su Jiaojiao stabbed Brother Mu in the chest with her hand, and when she saw that Brother Mu still didn't answer, she put away her smile and said, "Brother, you get up, I want to talk to you about something serious!" ”

Brother Mu raised his eyelids, glanced at her, and closed them again.

>> I want to learn the Tao! Su Jiaojiao said in a deep voice.

Brother Mu opened his eyes and stared at Su Jiaojiao for a while, seeing that she had a stern face, not like a joke, he felt something wrong in his heart, but he couldn't remember what was going on.

&It's not a whim this time, and it's not a joke with you--" Su Jiaojiao stared at Brother Mu, "I really want to learn those well, so that I can be a competent helper in the future, and I won't hold you back."

Su Jiaojiao wanted to say more, but was kicked out by Brother Mu, he stared at the ceiling quietly, and his heart was full of mixed feelings, should he really teach Su Jiaojiao to learn the Tao well? He was still hesitating, but his heart was already moving.

He struggled to get up, walked out of the bedroom, and was about to enter the bathroom, but turned around again and looked at Su Jiaojiao, who was sitting in front of the computer and staring at the computer seriously. He walked over with some curiosity, looked at the computer screen, and felt that his head hurt again -- on the screen were rows of e-book icons, with names marked below: "The Basic Chapter of the Law of Catching Ghosts", "The Guide to Eliminating Demons Part I", "The Compendium of the Exorcism Method", and finally there was a popular online novel "My History of Cultivation" (written by Shi Yiyue......

Brother Mu rubbed his temples, and he didn't know where Su Jiaojiao found these things, he looked at Su Jiaojiao with a serious face, and didn't bother, he went to the bathroom and went back to the house to sleep, and when he woke up again, it was more than 1 o'clock in the morning, he looked at the living room through the crack in the door, and saw that the light was still on there, he was stunned, and walked out of the bedroom.

The computer was still on, Su Jiaojiao sat on the chair with her head propped up, sleeping soundly, Brother Mu smiled and shook his head and walked over, and saw that Su Jiaojiao had a notebook in front of him, which was already full of more than ten small words, he gently flipped it over and smiled again, the notes were written with some miscellaneous warnings, such as: When you encounter a ghost, you must not stare at its right eye, otherwise it is easy to be possessed; When encountering a demon, you should use a peachwood sword to stab its lower abdomen demon pill; When you encounter a demon -- call home and ask them to arrange for you...... The last few lines are even more bizarre -- the cultivator cultivates his mind, and in order to be in good health, he first builds a foundation, then marries a pill, and then transforms into a primordial baby......

Brother Mu looked at Su Jiaojiao who was sleeping, and felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, he was about to call Su Jiaojiao back to bed, but Su Jiaojiao snorted twice, Mom, Dad......

It's thinking about his aunt and uncle, Brother Mu thought to himself, he woke up Su Jiaojiao, Su Jiaojiao yawned and walked to her bedroom, but when she saw him holding the notebook, she snatched it back, stared at her eyes and shouted: "I'm not sleeping, I want to practice!" ”

Brother Mu stared at Su Jiaojiao quietly for a long time, Su Jiaojiao was a little uncomfortable, and she didn't know what to say, but she heard Brother Mu say: "Jiaojiao, have you really decided to learn to exorcise evil spirits?" ”

& Su Jiaojiao resolutely decisively.

&Afraid of getting tired? Brother Mu's face was very stern.

&Afraid! Su Jiaojiao was even more sure.

&Afraid of danger? ”

&Fear! ”

&Don't regret it? ”

& Repent! ”

&Good! I'll teach you! Brother Mu threw the notebook on the table.

& Su Jiaojiao was a little overjoyed, she was stunned for a while, and only after a while did she come to her senses, and exclaimed in surprise: "Brother~~~~~ I know that you are the best......"

& Don't rejoice too soon, you'll be in for it later! Brother Mu said lightly.

After that, Su Jiaojiao immediately pestered Brother Mu to teach her, Brother Mu saw that she was no longer sleepy, knowing that she was full of excitement now, and it was useless to urge her, so he began to rummage through the cabinets to find things, Su Jiaojiao only said that he must be looking for some more exercise cheats or magic pills or something, but unexpectedly he took out a big whiteboard from the cabinet.

Su Jiaojiao was stunned and watched Brother Mu hang the whiteboard on the wall, and she said, "Brother, if you teach Taoism, you won't also write and draw like a teacher."

Brother Mu smiled slightly, noncommittal or not, and said slowly: "Jiaojiao, catching ghosts and eliminating demons is not only to rely on Taoist cultivation, in fact, the most important thing is to rely on here--" Brother Mu pointed to his head, "It depends on thinking!" You have to think more, remember more, calculate more, think about these experiences, is it very simple to get rid of demons? ”

Su Jiaojiao nodded as if she didn't understand, and began to recall...... from the first time, "Well, yes, every time you find a demon is the most difficult."

Brother Mu chuckled and nodded, "The first thing is to find out the demons, then to find out their purpose, and finally to come up with a way to clean them up -- this requires you to keep thinking, to keep the false and the true, to restore the truth, and the last blow will be hit!" ”

Su Jiaojiao understood this time, and grinned: "Brother, I know that I used to be reckless and do things without thinking, and I will definitely change it in the future."

"Oh, no need to go later, I'll give you a chance now--" Brother Mu pulled out a whiteboard marker in the drawer.

Su Jiaojiao said suspiciously.

Brother Mu walked to the whiteboard, his voice gradually lowered, as if to say to himself: "It's time to solve this trouble." His eyes flashed coldly......