Chapter 37: The Hell Truth
I chuckled in my heart, was that more than just a dream?
I closed the door to the balcony!
No, I have to go to Lao Dao immediately, if he doesn't come to tie him up, I have to tie him up, can I still sleep at night if I continue like this?
Soon, I knocked on Lao Dao's door, and when I saw Lao Dao, he was still sleepy-eyed, and it seemed that he had drunk too late last night, so that he still had panda eyes.
Haha, a panda with long eyebrows.
I smiled in my heart and smiled, but soon I got down to business: "Old man, you have to go over my dorm to take a look, I saw the hell again last night." ”
Before Lao Dao could agree, I pulled him over.
With heavy eyelids in his eyes, he looked around my dorm room and said, "No ghosts." Then he turned and walked to the door.
Oh yes, this thing is so irresponsible!
I hurriedly grabbed Lao Dao and scolded: "Ya, do you want to let the ghost scare me to death, I'm not joking, I really saw the hell last night, a female ghost whose nose was cut off by a sharp weapon!" If I am killed by that female ghost, I will be the first to look for you when I become a ghost. ”
"Okay, I'll take you if you look for me." Lao Dao said lightly, but this sentence made my forehead covered with black lines, and he saw that my face was wrong, so he waved his hand and smiled: "Just kidding, you said that you a**book**read. Novel ybdu, then you will tell me in detail about what happened last night, and I will see what happened. ”
"Last night was like this...... so I told the whole story in detail, but fortunately, my narration ability is not bad, and I consciously describe it vividly and vividly, with dragons flying and phoenixes dancing, dancing with hands and feet, adding oil and vinegar...... If a girl listens to it, she will definitely think that I am telling a ghost story, and maybe even scream.
Actually, I really feel like I'm telling ghost stories......
Lao Dao listened, but suddenly "poofed" and laughed, almost squirting my face.
"Ya dead old man, what are you laughing at, I'm very serious!" I slapped him in the face.
The old man was quick and grabbed my slap with one hand, but he still had a smile on his face, and after a while, he said, "You're not a hell of a thing." ”
"Huh?" I don't believe it.
"You said you smoked a pack of cigarettes, do you have cigarette butts on your floor now?"
I looked at the floor and there wasn't a single cigarette butt......
Well, I just remembered that I don't smoke, and I don't have any cigarettes on me, let alone any cigarette butts......
But last night's feeling was very clear, vivid, it couldn't be fake!
Lao Dao said: "Actually, you have been dreaming, and the first time you woke up, it was actually a scene in a dream, and you went to close the door to the balcony, which was also part of the dream." ”
"But the water that dripped on my face ......"
"That's your cold sweat, you're scared by your dreams, the cold sweat on the tip of your nose runs down your cheeks, and you naturally feel cold."
"What do you explain about the girl's cappella singing in "Red Beans"?"
Lao Dao laughed and said, "I heard it too, and it's quite good." ”
"Ah, what?"
Lao Dao said: "Don't forget that the fourth floor is the girls' dormitory, and the chick upstairs is taking a bath and has been singing "Red Beans", she should have come back late last night, and then you faintly heard it when you went to sleep." ”
I was a little incredulous, "What do you explain to the female ghost I saw with her nose cut off?" ”
Lao Dao slapped him, "I said that you were dreaming, of course you imagined it in your dream." ”
I still don't believe it.
Lao Dao saw that my face was full of suspicion, so he said: "Come with me, I will convince you." So saying, he went out.
I followed the old road, and we went up to the fourth floor together. At the corner of the stairs between the third and fourth floors, a security booth was set up, and an aunt was guarded, which was to prevent boys from coming up to harass girls and do some perverted behaviors such as peeping and stealing underwear.
We did a little bit of check-in, and then we went to the door of room 433.
Lao Dao knocked on the door, and soon a fairly handsome girl came out, she looked at the two of us suspiciously, and then said, "What are you doing?" The tone was unfriendly and cold.
Lao Dao was very direct, and he said: "Beauty, please don't sing "Red Bean" next time you take a bath, it's not because you don't sing well, in fact, you sing better than Faye Wong, but you scared my friend, now he is restless, can't sleep at night, and has become a panda, understand?" ”
The girl showed a puzzled expression, and then said coldly: "My singing is your business?" "Red Beans" is my favorite song, I have been singing it in the shower since I was a freshman in high school, and I feel sick when I don't sing this song in the shower. Forehead?? ......" At this time, the girl suddenly frowned, stunned for a moment, and then said, "How did you know that I was singing?" Then she was immediately shocked, "Ya, you two big perverts, are you peeping at me when I'm taking a shower, no, I'm going to call the police!" Perverted! ”
Lao Dao hurriedly explained: "We live on the third floor, this building is very scummy, and the sound insulation effect is not as strong as a piece of paper, so as soon as you sing above us, we can hear it." Lao Dao muttered in a low voice: "With your character, you don't have the qualifications to want me to peep-pee......"
"What did you say?" Your girl's face immediately darkened, and although Lao Dao's last sentence was very quiet, I'm sure she must have heard it.
I'm thinking, what's wrong with this woman?
Peep-peep at her, she's not happy, don't peep-peep at her, she's even more upset, oops, I don't understand......
Lao Dao smiled: "It's nothing, since you like to sing "Red Bean" so much, you also have your freedom, we can't stop it, let's go, don't bother you." ”
As he spoke, Lao Dao pulled me away.
I want to come to Lao Dao to pull me up, in fact, I just want to prove that the girl's cappella was done by this chick upstairs.
Lao Dao put his arm around my shoulders and said, "See, I said that "Red Beans" was sung by the girls upstairs, now you should believe that there are no ghosts in your dormitory, right?" ”
I was embarrassed, thinking to myself, according to the old saying, there are really no ghosts in my dormitory, could it be that I am nervous?
Hey, the hell I've been seeing one after another in the past few days, and I've become deified, and it seems that I'm scaring myself.
People are scary, scared to death, this sentence is really true......
I smiled bitterly and said, "You're right, it seems to be my own problem. ”
Lao Tao said: "It's okay, people who see ghosts at the beginning will have such a fear psychology, fear will leave traces in the subconscious, and then imperceptibly into your dreams, this is the source of nightmares, you just had a nightmare, do a few more nightmares, get used to it, and then it's fine." ”
My face immediately sank, and I slapped my palm, I see that you dare to say such cool words!
The truth of this hell, I'm not as good as if I really saw the hell, where do I want to put my face!
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