Chapter 442: We Set Fire to the Forest

The God of Wealth looked at me in surprise: "Do you still have a lighter?" ”

I nodded, not thinking anything strange about it: "Does it matter?" ”

"Oh, I've been here for months, let alone a lighter, I haven't even seen a flame, I even eat it raw, it's almost suffocating me, now I can finally eat some cooked food."

I sighed: "You can be content, I've been here for so long, not to mention cooked raw food, I haven't even eaten a mouthful of food, and now I'm all relying on one breath, maybe I'll fall down in a while, and at that time, don't think I'm tired, in fact, I'm hungry." "Not to mention the food, I was so hungry that I wanted to go crazy, and now if I were given a cow, I think I could eat it.

The God of Wealth silently walked to a big tree and gently stroked the rough bark: "With just a lighter, I'm afraid it's difficult to set this tree on fire, you look around and there is nothing that can be lit, it seems that you will be disappointed." ”

I tugged at my clothes: "You wear better clothes, I'll burn your clothes in a while." ”

Send the God of Wealth to protect his chest: "Don't, you want to burn it, don't burn my clothes, it's cold." ”

"Cut." I glared at him, this guy is really unjust.

The two of them continued to walk for a while, in order to call Liu Kai, my voice was almost dumb, but I just couldn't find Liu Kai's shadow, and in the end we had no choice but to agree to set fire to the forest, at least there would be some smoke in this way, maybe Liu Kai saw it far away, and he would rush over.

It took me a long time to persuade the God of Wealth to take off his clothes to me, otherwise there was really nothing to burn, and the two of them broke some branches, the branches here are relatively thick, although the juice is rich, but the bark is relatively dry, it didn't take long for the two of us to get a lot of firewood, and then put the torn coat of the God of Wealth on the ground, and covered all the book covers, which is done.

I haven't forgotten the walking trees I encountered when I was in the Land of Exile, so before lighting the fire, I deliberately shouted to the forest: "You demons, if you don't come out again, the little master will set fire to the forest, and then you will all die without a place to be buried, don't think I'm joking, look at the little master's fierce face, you should know Lao Tzu's temper!" ”

This sentence was shouted twice, in fact, I don't have the confidence myself, not to say anything else, just to say that the monsters in this forest, if it's not okay, I really want to rush out of a monster, with me and the God of Wealth, I'm afraid it's not them at all, let alone ignition, it's hard to protect yourself.

Fortunately, after I shouted twice, no one paid attention to me, and I lit a fire with peace of mind.

It's like a person doing something bad and yelling at his neighbors, "I'm going to do something bad, you guys hurry up and get me up." ”

I don't know how long I wore the clothes for the God of Wealth, but as soon as a small flame was sent, there was a "boom", as if gasoline had been poured on it, and it burned directly.

"You didn't buy these rags in the tomb, you haven't washed them for a long time, and you smell them." I wrinkled my nose and walked away from the fire that had just been lit.

The God of Wealth smiled embarrassedly: "It's all big men, and you have to worry about these, you see I've been here for so many months, let alone washing clothes, I haven't even seen water, and it's even more impossible to take a bath." ”

I was a little curious: "So what are you doing here?" Look at how much you have been wronged. ”

"Alas, it's hard to say, I came out to practice Taoism with a little monster during the day, and I was locked in a stone room at night, except for the toilet and sleeping, I had to be accompanied by someone to eat, you said that this world is so terrifying, even if I want to run, I can't run away." The more he spoke, the more angry he became, and he stomped his foot angrily: "The most inhuman thing is that they give me raw meat every day, I have diarrhea for several days, and no one cares about me, I almost died, I can live until now, and my ancestors have accumulated great virtue, otherwise a few lives are not enough to die." ”

"Then since you have practiced your skills, why don't you run."

"What's the use of running, there are people everywhere, and they will catch you wherever they go, and the monsters guarding me seem to be more powerful than the other, I can't even beat them, one day a solid little monster secretly told me that I have grown up and can go out on a mission, but you say, if I really practice the peerless Dao technique in their hearts, why can't I even beat a small follower? If I can't even beat a little henchman, what bullshit mission can they ask me to do, why invite me to be an outsider...... Alas, I can't figure out a lot of things, it's really fucking frustrating. The God of Wealth scolded a swear word, but randomly he felt that he had lost his words, and slapped it on the mouth hard: "Don't complain, the fire is almost over, let's hurry up and work." ”

I nodded, looking at the back of the god of wealth pulling the bonfire, I felt that in fact, he was quite difficult, after being arrested alone, he has been imprisoned like this, if it were me, even if I was provided with good food and drink every day, I am afraid that I would have committed suicide a long time ago, patted him on the shoulder, expressed sympathy and understanding for him: "You don't have to be sad, although you have suffered so much, but after all, you have learned a lot of things, some people have no chance to learn in their lifetime, you just met by chance, Isn't that a blessing? As the saying goes, how can you see a rainbow without going through hardships, hehe, I think what I said myself makes sense. ”

I grabbed two pieces of bark, and the flames on them were in full bloom, and quickly moved from the campfire to the trees next to them, and with these flames we set fire to the fourteen or fifteen trees in succession, and then realized that there was no point in doing so.

Because these trees are still alive and leafy, except for the bark that can burn for a while, once the bark is burned, the fire will naturally be extinguished.

"It's not a way to go on like this, it won't be able to light the fire we want." I pointed to the big tree next to me: "These trees can't be lit at all, it's just a waste of effort." ”

The God of Wealth shook his hand: "I can't say that, in fact, even if these trees are on fire, it will be of no use to us, in case this forest is all kindled, I'm afraid the two of us will also be roasted to death in the woods, what we do now is to order a few more trees, release the signal of smoke, I hope Liu Kai can see it, of course, if there are others here, then they will also be of great help to us." ”

"If you attract a demon, you won't say that." I muttered, deliberately keeping my voice low.