After dinner, I sent Su Yidan back to bed, although her boss was reluctant, but I still ordered a meat dish, forced her to eat it, it is really strange, after she changed from a chick to a woman, her surname has changed a lot, when I asked her to eat meat, she didn't turn her face with me, but silently glared and picked up the elbow piece, put it in her mouth and chewed it with her cheeks, now look at the way she eats meat, it's like taking medicine, where is the leisurely sweetness before?

While chewing the meat, she said to me, "It's okay not to eat, I've been a vegetarian for so long, and I can't stand the cold dice." ”

"Do you think it's okay?" I raised my eyebrows, and then said to her, "Hurry up, eat it all, what, can't you eat it?" Just now I saw that there is a good soup of diced pork with lettuce, it seems to be made of meat oil, I will give you a whole bowl? ”

"Why are you so annoying?" Su Yidan said to me angrily.

"It's annoying, whatever." Seeing him look like a little girl, I still feel very happy when I say it, this is really a serf who turned over and sang, so why don't I continue to bazaar?

But as the saying goes, you can't do everything, you can't say everything, pretending to be too much, it's purely to kill yourself, although Su Yidan's surname is a little warmer, but she is still her, seeing that I look unforgiving, she suddenly became angry, slapped the table, and then said to me fiercely: "What do you say!" ”

"Not much, not so ............much" I was trembling again, sure enough, Su Yidan is still Su Yidan, gentle or something, it should just be my hallucination, seeing that she suddenly blew up the temple, I hurriedly laughed and said: "What, isn't it, don't I also care about you?" ”

Su Yidan snorted, and then ate the meat again. Fortunately, she didn't knock my Tianling lid with a plastic saucer, and I was lucky for a while, but that's okay, don't I just like her like this?

I persuaded her to eat a plate of meat, and then sent her back to the dormitory, and before parting, she said to me, "You will go to bed early for a while, do you hear?" ”

I nodded, and then said to her, "Don't worry, where else can I go without sleeping?" ”

As for where I'm going, I can't tell her.

After seeing her go upstairs, I smoked a cigarette downstairs, went back to the dormitory to pick up my backpack, and then went straight out of the school gate to catch the last bus to the city, and my destination was the Ping An Wreath Shop.

During this time, I have been very familiar with Qian Zha paper, after a few drinks, we found that each other is very opposite, although he is a bit crazy in his behavior, but it can be seen that although he is quite thoughtful, but he does not play any clever tricks on friends, I like such a guy very much.

After all, the career is sinister, don't be gullible outside, this is my experience in this city for three years, even if it is an old liar Han Wanchun, I don't have a heart to him, it's just a relationship of interest, but speaking of which, the profession of jumping god can be regarded as a business that will not open for half a year in the first half of the year, and no one has been looking for him recently, as if he has continued to find an underground passage to pretend to be blind and pull an erhu.

To a certain extent, I really admire this old guy, to say that his head is very sufficient, don't say that he knows some hexagrams, his connections are still very wide, and he has all the things he needs to do this business, but I really don't understand why he is so poor, this is true, he is poorer than me, maybe this is also related to his surname, a typical rich three days of happiness has no money to strangle the waist of his pants, and when he earns money, he doesn't want to save it, the first thing that comes to mind is to eat, drink, and gamble, a typical loser, even he himself said that he is the life of the young master's body to eat, I said that I was not worthy of pity.

After reversing two buses, I finally came to the wreath shop, and I had a phone call with Qian Zha Paper, knowing that the shopkeeper Chen was not there at night, so I saw a knock on the door, the door opened, and the face of the Qian Zha Paper Smoker appeared, and he saw that it was me, so he said to me: "Come, find a place to sit first, I will finish the copy first." ”

After that, he went into the back room, where there was a computer and a bed, and he saw Qian Zhaji squatting on a stool, with a headset and yelling: "Caibi! You said that this is not a vegetable ratio, then Shaolin you don't know how to roar monsters, and let me pull monsters............"

After scolding, he clicked on the bottom of the screen, and another game popped up, only to see him start scolding again: "Caibi! Do you think you're Caibi, how long have I been away and you've run away? ”

I really admire him.,Two different games are double-opened.,Sure enough, it's a deep game addict.,Listen to Qian Zhapaper.,He still looks at the low configuration of this computer.,Or play a game together............

I sat quietly and waited for him, he was usually crazy and angry, but as soon as he played a game, he immediately changed to another person, lively and clever, and because he was in the game, his usual game language didn't sound so out of tune.

He was having a good time, but I was a little dull in my heart, because I wasn't looking for him to stay up all night today, I wanted him to help me, because I had something to ask about Hu Baihe.

This ritual of jumping the god is very wonderful, in addition to catching ghosts and subduing demons, you can also find your way to ask hexagrams, maybe this is also related to the witchcraft at its root.

Qian Zha paper roared for more than two hours, and then I felt a little enjoyable, so the two games hung up, drank saliva, and then turned back to me and smiled and said: "I'm sorry, Yaozi, I've been waiting for a long time, hey, I said that you can play with me in the whole number, let's kill people together, how cool is it?" ”

"I'm not as violent as you are." I smiled bitterly and said, "I have serious business today, can you lend me the warehouse?" ”

Qian Zhazhi took a cigarette in his mouth, grinned, and then said to me: "Say what to borrow, use it, anyway, my uncle is not here, go, I'll go with you." ”

With that, he led me out the door, and as I walked beside him, he pushed open the door of the wreath shop, and then yawned and said, "Ahhhh ”

I asked him when he locked the door, "Who are you talking to?" ”

Qian Zhaji pointed to me, and then said to me, "Follow this old man...... Hey, old man, I've already told you, let your son come to me to buy clothes, money, you can't take clothes for nothing if you don't have money, and you can dream! They're going to scare them if they don't buy it for you, you know? ”

I was a little stunned, I felt goosebumps seemed to rise again, Qian Zha paper obviously didn't care, he smiled, like no one else pulled me towards the direction of the warehouse, and muttered to me as he walked: "This old man, I have been here for a long time, it seems that the children are not filial, and the father does not buy longevity clothes when he dies, the old man still looks a little confused, but I can't give him clothes for nothing, then Uncle Chen has to scold me to death." ”

A short and concise ghost story appeared, but it was true, and when I heard it, I didn't know how it felt, so I asked him, "What if the old man doesn't leave?" ”

Qian Zhashi smiled honestly, and then said to me: "What else can I do, I can only 'rush money' to buy a set, anyway, it's not the first time, in fact, they are quite pitiful, they don't want much, and they will be very happy to go...... Oh, by the way, do you have incense in your pocket, I'll leave some later, that old man seems to be a little hungry. ”

This money is really good, although he is usually not very good-natured, but he will always inadvertently reveal the essence of kindness, so I nodded.

I touched the warehouse full of paper, to say that I am now familiar with the doorway of the jumping god, those demons and gods I invited, can be attached to the paper man to communicate with me, so I let Qian Zha paper stand aside, one is to ask him to help me pay attention to whether those yellow-skinned ghosts will come to make trouble, and the other is that the things invited by him after a while are on his body again, first lit a bundle of incense, and then I picked up the drum and beat it.

The lyrics are similar, my main purpose tonight is to find Hu Baihe to ask him to understand, when I asked God, there was no longer as uneasy and fearful in my heart as before, on the contrary, I was very eager to sing for about five or six minutes this time, only to hear the Qian Zha paper at the door shout: "Coming!" ”

Of course, I knew, because I had noticed that the temperature around me was beginning to drop, just after Qian Zha Paper called out these words, I saw that many paper people in this warehouse were trembling slightly, as if there was an earthquake, suddenly, a paper man moved, followed by two, three, those paper boys and girls big second wives were all running around as if they were alive, I frowned, thinking why are there so many?

And Qian Zhazhi was also very surprised, so he only heard him say: "Hey, I'll go, these old foxes, you guys are light, I'm ...... Yawn! Yawn........................ Yao Shao, what are you looking for me tonight? ”

I suddenly felt helpless in my heart, before I finished the words of Qian Zha paper, my voice changed again, and I was angry, who else would Hu Baihe be?

So I stopped the drum and turned my head to look, and sure enough, I saw Qian Zhashi squatting on the ground, smiling at me, he looked around, and then turned his head and said, "Hey! What a coincidence, I met you again, Huang family brothers...... You say I'm saying hello to you, what are you glaring at me? ”

Hu Baihe, who was on the paper body, muttered a few words to himself, and then found that I was looking at it a little helplessly, so it didn't dare to slack off, so he stepped forward to salute me, and then said: "I'm really sorry, Yao Shao, I finally came out and got a little carried away." ”

I sighed, and then asked him, "Why did you get on him again, aren't there a lot of paper figures here, and ...... What's going on? ”

After that, I pointed to the paper figures who were spreading wild in the warehouse, only to see that Hu Baihe smiled, and then said to me: "Get used to it, I think this young man is very good, I am very comfortable with him, and I also said, as soon as those little cubs heard that I was going to come to see you, they all clamored to follow, saying that they have fragrant food with you, they like you very much, Yao Shao." ”

I was speechless for a while, it seems that this Hu Baihe has taken a fancy to Qian Tie Paper, and has opened it as a bus, and those foxes still think that I have some ghosts here for them to eat, don't they treat me as a cook?!

It's ironic to say, I'm not very appreciative, but I'm very attracted to monsters, forget it, no matter what you say, it's not a bad thing to be liked, so I lit another bundle of incense, signaling them not to make trouble, those foxes are really obedient, listen to me say this, it's a lot quieter.

I made up my mind, knowing that I was not here to entertain today, so I turned back to the Hu Baihe and said, "Bai, Teacher Bai." ”

"Torture me, just call Brother Bai." The Hu Bai River said angrily, living like an idle person in society, to say that it takes a fox to become a sperm, it will take decades to say the least, this guy is estimated to be much older than my grandfather, and he actually asked me to call him Brother Bai, but no matter what, I didn't bother with him about this detail, didn't Yao Shouxin still let me call it 'sister'?

So, I said, "Brother Bai, I invited you here today because I want to ask you about something, this matter is very important to me, please help me." ”

Hu Baihe saw that my tone was serious, although his surname was a little debauched, but he didn't dare to slack off in business, after all, my identity was here, so he said to me: "Yao Shao, just say it, if we know, we will definitely answer you, if we don't know, we will also inquire for you." ”

I nodded, and then I no longer hesitated, and couldn't wait to ask it: "I want to ask, do you know that there is a kind of thing called 'Qingli Salvia'?" ”

I saw that Hu Baihe frowned, and then said to me: "Qingli salvia...... What kind of thing is that? ”

Seeing it asking, I roughly explained to it that it was a stone the size of a lychee, which had the effect of changing the human body, Hu Baihe thought for a while, and was suddenly stunned, and then blurted out: "Mo is not one of those things......?" ”

How many of them? When I heard it say this, my heart was excited, so I hurriedly said to it, "You know what you say?" ”

"No, no." Hu Baihe looked a little flustered, and he couldn't stop waving his hand at me: "I don't know, I really don't know if it's or not." ”

When I saw it, I looked flustered, as if I wanted to say something but didn't dare to say it, so I asked very anxiously: "Brother Bai, I beg you, do you know, if you know, please tell me if it's okay, it's really important to me, please!" ”

After that, I leaned over and was about to bow down, but Hu Baihe hurriedly supported me and kept saying to me: "It's not that I don't want to say it, it's just that I can't be sure, alas...... How so? Well, all I can tell you is: 'When the sun goes down and the west wind blows, the endless pastures, the direction in which the Buddha flutters is the hometown'. ”

When what west wind blows, what direction does Buddha fly? I suddenly had mixed feelings in my heart, thinking to myself, big brother, what did I ask you, what did you tell me? Modern poems or tongue twisters, I said, is it interesting for you to type this dumb language with me?

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