Chapter 33: The Lethe River is Cold

Uncle Li smiled narrowly, and just as he was about to put away the copper coin, he was hit hard by a fat man in his forties who squeezed up from behind, and the copper coin whip also fell to the ground.

"What the hell are you squeezing, anxious to be reincarnated? Don't know how to queue up? Uncle Li was hit very lightly, and couldn't help but turn his head angrily, watching the man spat at and scold.

Yang Yi on the side also shook his head secretly, saying in his heart that this is really a characteristic of the Celestial Empire, and some Chinese people who like to cut in line, grab seats, and quarrel in the yang world still do not change their true colors when they arrive in the underworld, which is really speechless.

"Lao Tzu has money, and he never knows what queuing is, and he takes the plane through a special channel and takes first class. Your old coffin is in the way, or I'll find someone to kill you, do you believe it? The man was wearing a well-tailored shroud suit with the Armani logo, and then looked at the expression on his face that was like 2580,000, and he knew that this was a local tyrant who liked to show off his wealth and pretend to be forced, and after his death, he still maintained the domineering style of satisfying his vanity with domineering, but he didn't know that any wealth and status after death were floating clouds, and he was no different from other ghosts.

"I'm grass, you're pretty awesome, huh?" Uncle Li was used to being complimented and respectful by the people of Li, but now he was scolded and threatened by this obscene man, and he was angry with an old liar who was also a hardcore pretending to be the ancestor, pointing at the man's nose and scolding with a sour face: "You still fucking kill me, okay, come on, you will kill me now, grass and mud horse, if you don't kill me, I will kill you, do you accept it, do you accept it?" ”

Looking at Uncle Li's appearance of opening his teeth and dancing claws when negotiating with HEI society, Yang Yi was dumbfounded, and said in his heart that Uncle Li is old, how can he still be like a stunned young man in a mixed society, and he regards face as more important than life, which is really the heart of an old child.

The man was also the master of the lustful inward, and when he saw the honor of Uncle Li'er's old rascal who was going to play with his life, he was a little scared at first, and muttered in his mouth, "I'm too lazy to see you in general, Lao Tzu still wants to get on the boat", and he was about to squeeze over and slip away.

"Don't go, your mother, it's clear, why the hell are you killing me, ah, I'll wait!" Uncle Li grabbed the man and continued to scold the street unrelentingly.

Yang Yi saw that the matter couldn't end for a while, and was about to go over to persuade Uncle Li away, when he saw two ghosts rushing over, and shouted in his mouth: "Who, who, dare to shout here, want to be thrown into the river to feed the snakes, right?" Whoever wants to go down, squeak by himself, we will do it for you, damn it, but you will pay it back. ”

As soon as he saw the two ghosts, the man was energetic again, and he actually kicked his nose and pushed Uncle Li in the face: "Old B, my buddy is here, see if you still dare to pretend to be a calf with me, grass!" ”

After speaking, the man shouted vigorously at the two ghosts, "Two poor masters." I'm here, it's me, you forgot, what, I came here and this was it, yes, yes, it's me, hehe, hehe"

The man made a gesture of counting money towards the two ghosts, and Uncle Li and Yang Yi on the side knew that this grandson must have bribed those two unscrupulous ghosts before before he dared to cut the queue so openly.

Besides, after the two ghosts came over, they didn't look at the man with a happy face, and first looked at Uncle Li and Yang Yi impatiently and reprimanded: "Ah, it's still two Taoist priests, I said, since you were Taoist priests in your lifetime, you should understand the rules of this prefecture even more, what's the matter, you still want to do the whole thing, let me tell you, our brothers were in the detention center when they were alive, and they didn't see any thorns and old criminals, they were all placed honestly, what's the matter, you don't accept it, you want to make trouble, say, what do you mean?" ”

Sure enough, it was a short hand, and these two ghosts almost came up without asking questions, and they decided that Li Shu'er and Yang Yi were at fault, but Yang Yi, who was also a police officer, was angry, and said that the image of the police was tarnished by you scum, and he suddenly hit him angrily, and was about to refute them, but was stopped by Uncle Li.

Uncle Li looked at the two ghosts with a smile, made a joke, and said: "The two poor masters, poor and poor, don't read much, only know how to worship Sanqing and do good deeds, and I really don't know that there are still you dog heads who can't go to the table in the underworld!" ”

Uncle Li's eyes suddenly widened, and his aggressive momentum shocked the two originally high-spirited ghosts.

"What are you two pretending to be with me, eh?" Uncle Li continued to approach the two ghosts, "You are just a small ghost, if I sacrifice the Divine Rune, I can talk to the judge, believe it or not, I will tell the judge about your dirty collection of dirty money, and then see which bastard will be punished by the blood pool hell, grass!" ”

"That, that ......" The two ghosts were frightened by Uncle Li's momentum, and besides, they already had ghosts in their hearts when they took bribes, and they saw that other ghosts and ghosts were frequently looking here, and they also wanted to settle things as soon as possible, so they said with a smile: "You are also an old way, let's play with you, why are you still excited, by the way, you fucking too, I don't know how to be polite, Buddha, Tao, women, and children don't even rob bandits, for fear of bad luck, what are you provoking him for, okay, don't let you make trouble, scattered, What to do, what to do. ”

The two ghosts turned around and sprinkled a belly fire on the man's body, and at the same time, they reluctantly mocked Li Shu'er with words, and left in a pretending manner.

"Count your old girl's luck, if this is in the yang world, I have to find someone to set your house on fire." The man glared at Uncle Li and left.

Yang Yi, who was already about to be blown up and had his liver and lungs, was about to step forward to gather the man, but was pulled by Uncle Li: "No, evil has evil retribution, this retribution is just around the corner, don't worry." ”

Subsequently, Uncle Li spotted the boat that the man was on and led Yang Yi to the boat as well.

When Uncle Li was giving the boatman the money that the hat was pressed very low and could only see the thin lips like a line, Yang Yi smelled a faint fishy smell, as if it was emanating from the boatman.

When the man saw that Li Shu'er and Yang Yi were also on the boat, he walked towards the bow of the boat with a disgusted face, and spoke viciously to several ghosts who sat on the bow first, driving away those cowardly ghosts, and then sat on the bow of the boat with his back to Uncle Li to show contempt and disdain.

"Mom, are you looking for a fight?" Yang Yi was enraged by the man's provocation, and was about to go over, but was forced to sit down by Uncle Li.