The old boy woke up fast enough.

I saw Nie Baozhong sitting in the coffin and shouting a tenor, and I suddenly secretly complained in my heart, so the question came again, excuse me, if you were sleeping in the middle of the night, and suddenly woke up with a shiver, and after sitting up, you found that you had become a coffin, then the following reason would be more acceptable to you?

1: I am sleeping in the wrong position.

2: When I was sleepwalking, I felt that the coffin was very comfortable like a boat, so I got in.

3: It's still a dream.

4：………… Four fart, how is this possible!

Okay, it seems that this question is quite complicated, how do I explain today's "Into Science" to this old boy? When I was stunned, I saw Qian Zhazhi walk over with an arrow step, came to Nie Baozhong's body, and posed with his hands in the pose of two jellyfish swimming in the sea with both hands, and then said to him: "This is an illusion, this is an illusion, you didn't see anything, you didn't see anything............"

I didn't see your old girl, are you trying to hypnotize him? Do you have the skills? I sighed, now it's come to this point anyway, the easiest way is to explain it to him directly, so I stepped forward and pulled away the crazy child Qian Zha paper, stretched out his hand and pulled up Nie Baozhong and walked out of the coffin, then smiled at him and said: "Brother Nie, I'm really sorry, this matter is actually quite complicated, if I tell you that you were ghosted just now, will you believe it?" ”

Nie Baozhong's old face was pale, obviously frightened, and in the moonlit cemetery, he looked at me and said with a sad face: "How is this possible? What the hell is going on, and what are you trying to do? Master Han! Master Han, explain to me what the hell is going on!! ”

It is obvious that he doesn't believe what I'm a half-grown boy said, in fact, he can't blame him, after all, everyone in this world has different ideas and worldviews, just like the old stubborn sub-religions in Europe and the United States a century ago, admitting that the earth is a table, and no one can persuade him, and finally burned Copernicus, who told the truth, to death.

Nigo's death is wronged enough, maybe he is too stubborn, you say what kind of bar you are raising with a bunch of stupid B, stupid B can only explain to you what is right and wrong in a stupid way, if they also understand the truth, will they still be stupid B?

I remember that after a long time, I also discussed this point of view with Qian Za Paper, and Na Cheng thought that the old boy looked down on me, and then said to me: "The one who was burned to death seems to be Bruno, stupid b." ”

When the book returned to the main story, I saw Nie Baozhong shouting a few words at 'Han Wanchun', and 'Han Wanchun' was still there with his lips tapped, as if he was still reminiscing about the supper just now, and there was no reaction at all, and finally Nie Baozhong was anxious, he walked in front of 'Han Wanchun', and then shouted at him: "What the hell is going on!" Master Han, why don't you answer me?! ”

Han Wanchun was stunned for a moment, looked at him, and then looked at me again, I nodded, smiled bitterly, and thought to myself that if I want to know to a person that the earth is round, the simplest and clearest thing is to put a rocket on the girl's ass to travel in space.

Hu Baihe smiled, and then said to Nie Baozhong: "Young man, you call me, I don't have the surname Han, my surname is Hu, Hu Jin...... That Hu, understand? ”

Nie Baozhong saw that the 'Master Han' in front of him seemed to have changed from another person in terms of expression, temperament and voice, so he said tremblingly: "Han ...... Master Han, how can your voice ............?"

Hu Baihe sighed, then rolled his eyes, then grabbed his shoulder, and then smiled at him and said, "Come on, come on, I'll explain it to you, Yao Shao, do you agree?" ”

I sighed and motioned to him casually, only to see him half-push and half-drag Nie Baozhong to the side, with his back to us, I only heard Nie Baozhong suddenly let out a tenor again, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying, and then screamed continuously.

I thought to myself: Big brother, what if you scare him lightly, what if you go crazy?

After a while, Hu Baihe came back with Nie Baozhong, who was trembling like epilepsy, and he said to me with a smile: "Yao Shao, it's done, hey, let me ask you, who am I?" ”

"You, you, you, you are ............," Nie Baozhong couldn't say a word.

"Who am I!!" Hu Baihe shouted.

"Uncle Hu Baihe!!" Nie Baozhong was about to cry.

Hu Baihe smiled, and then said to me: "Don't scare him, he doesn't believe it." ”

I smiled helplessly, and then stepped forward to comfort Nie Baozhong, Nie Baozhong's face was like earth, it seems that he has really accepted the fact that there are ghosts in this world, and he was still a liar before us, alas.

It seemed that this matter had finally been satisfactorily resolved, so we prepared to go down the mountain, and on the way down, I said to Nahu Baihe: "Brother Bai, let me ask you something. ”

Hu Baihe nodded and motioned for me to speak, so I told him about the disgusting thing that happened tonight, knowing that I really had murderous intentions, so I said to him: "Brother Bai, can you help me find a ticket Brother to handle that guy ghost?" ”

Hu Baihe is a very social monster in my heart, his words and deeds all reveal a hooligan temperament, and he was ordered to protect me, and he did everything he commanded, but when I said this to it, he frowned, and then said to me with a wry smile: "It's not good, Yao Shao, you have to know that the seventh master of our Hu family has already laid down the Tao with them before the Huang family, and we can't interfere in this matter, so ...... Hey, Yao Shao, don't be angry, or I'll help you kill two people secretly, what do you think? ”

What do you mean to help me kill two people? Why do you feel like you're tied to paper, and you take human life so seriously!?

So I hurriedly waved my hand and said no, no, no need to be so violent.

To say that my situation is really special, the yellow skin is quite united, because my grandfather Yao Si'er burned the rattan armor soldiers, so let me now live in the weasel and fox gambling game, this gamble is not over, I don't want to escape from their clutches, and Hu Baihe said to me, the yellow skin clan is quite united, I believe they all already know about it, so even though I was originally a shaman who could command the five monsters, but now only four types of monsters listen to me, The Yellow Skins didn't talk to me when they were killed.

Damn, sure enough, after listening to Hu Baihe's words, I was really depressed in my heart, although I had heard a few words from the yellow skin before, but today I heard Hu Baihe say this, but it is still quite unpleasant, it seems that those guys are iron dog skin plasters, and they can't break free.

I sighed, Hu Baihe saw that I seemed to be very unhappy, so he comforted me: "Yao Shao, in fact, you don't have to care too much, you are the master of the Kaiyuan drum, you must know that the drum is not beaten by everyone, since you can beat the drum, it means that you must have something outstanding, and the reason why Shao Yongxing, who ate the imperial grain back then, led you into the door must be reasonable." ”

"Why?" As soon as I heard the name Shao Yongxing, my heart was sour, this old man himself is now happy, but it seems to be the case, except for me, I really haven't seen anyone beat the drum.

Hu Baihe smiled, and then said to me: "I think, just think, Shao Yongxing knows that he can't protect you for the rest of his life, he must think that you can solve your own affairs by yourself so he did this, you should also know that 'Sama' is different from other factions, isn't it?" ”

"Communication?" I said.

Hu Baihe smiled, and then said to me: "That's it, otherwise our ancestors would not be on an equal footing with ordinary people, come on Yao Shao, you will definitely be able to, even if it doesn't work...... Well, isn't there still me? ”

Hu Baihe's words made my heart warm, so I nodded, and just accepted my fate, but fortunately, this curse is not born for a day or two, so I didn't think about it.

Back in the village, Nie Baozhong was so frightened that his spirit was a little trance, I was afraid that he would not sleep at night, and then he would ask me to ask that, so he let Hu Baihe take a breath of fairy breath and turned the medicine over, and then I beat the drum to send Hu Baihe on the road, and the sky outside the window was not yet bright.

After I chatted with Qian Zhazhi for a few words, I only felt weak, so I lay on the kang and fell asleep again, not surprisingly, the next day Han Wanchun woke up and scolded his father and mother in pain, he asked me what was going on, I didn't want to explain, so I said to him bluntly: There was a ghost again last night, so you are evil again.

Han Wanchun said to me: Why is it always me?

I said to him, "Aren't you a great god, and aren't great gods used to deceive evil?"

Qian Zhashi laughed on the side, Han Wanchun scolded and complained, I just said that it was no good to stay, I was played by ghosts again, damn, it seems that the money is still going to be less.

I smiled and said nothing, the old Nie head didn't have anything to do, but Nie Baozhong looked extremely bad in his mental state, he looked at me with fear in his eyes, and I didn't care, anyway, we are not long-term partners, and after returning to Harbin, we went our separate ways, what he thought was his business.

Han Wanchun is indeed Han Wanchun, before leaving, he took this opportunity to knock on the stroke, he said to the old Nie Tou: Old brother, I really lost a lot to help you do this ritual, last night the ghost changed his hexagram, and he came to take revenge again, you see, there was a lot of trouble in this house, fortunately I surrendered it in the end, otherwise I really don't know what would happen.

This time Nie Baozhong did not refute, and the old Nie Tou was also convinced, and after Han Wanchun said that he had eliminated the ghost, he thanked him for his kindness, and sealed three red envelopes for us before leaving.

There are not too many red envelopes, this time I really made a lot of money, it seems that the saying that risk is accompanied by opportunity is correct, how can there be production without guts? When we left the village, we all felt that we should sweep away the filth, so we went up the mountain again, and each grave was covered with three incense sticks, especially for the old lady's coffin, Han Wanchun knew that he was evil last night, so he prayed very religiously.

After the incident, we walked down the mountain, I found that there was still a handful of incense left in the backpack, so I stood up, looked around, thoughtfully, and lit the incense and inserted it on the side of the road, Han Wanchun didn't understand why I was here, so he asked me: Who are you burning this incense for?

I smiled and said, "Creditor."

This matter finally came to an end, I breathed a sigh of relief, and stepped on the train back to Harbin, in the carriage, I counted the money, while thinking to myself, I don't know how Meow is now, it seems that it is time to go to Shenyang again.

After arriving in Harbin, I bought a ticket to Shenyang directly at the train station, anyway, now because I don't know which cadre is going to come to censor, so I will crack down, so I plan to accompany Su Yidan for a few days.

Nie Baozhong still didn't slow down, his girlfriend drove to pick him up, and after sending him away, we went back to our respective homes, Qian Zha paper and ran back to play games like a rocket on his buttocks, Han Wanchun hurried to Huatian and drunk, and only I stayed in this train station and waited for the train.

When the car was coming, I received a phone call, the number was very unfamiliar, and I thought to myself, is it selling insurance again? But after connecting, a somewhat familiar but unfamiliar voice came from the other side of the phone: "Hey, isn't it Yao Yuan?" ”

I blinked, and then I replied, "yes, who are you?" ”

The phone laughed, and I was a little inexplicable: "Dude, why can't you hear my voice?" I'm Lu Quanyou. ”

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