"What's that? More than pouring sulfuric acid**. Cauliflower wiped the slimy things on her face, and smelled it, "My grass is fresh rooster blood, and this is a forbidden thing in Ethereal City!" ”

Chicken blood and black dog blood are powerful evil things that destroy evil spirits, and in the jurisdiction of the Yin Division, it is absolutely not allowed to appear chickens and dogs living creatures, let alone take blood, and the ghosts' yin and soul are the most taboo of these yang energy.

"That's right, to be precise, it's chicken blood with the child's urine! Brother, get in the car and go out of town with me. With a long laugh, a fat man drove a carriage into the Yin soldiers, and another fat man in the car held a scoop and happily splashed chicken blood around.

I looked at it, heh, good guy, isn't it the brother who sold buns and dumplings on the street yesterday, these two guys really have some doorways.

"Haha, interesting, I'll take a scoop of grass!" Cauliflower jumped into the carriage and snatched the scoop from the fat man's hand and flew around.

The fat man's distressed face turned blue, "Dude, you can take a little grass, don't sprinkle it, I'm not enjoying it yet." ”

"Cauliflower, don't make trouble, Mr. Feng is injured, help him get into the car first." I said.

Helping Mr. Feng to get into the car, the fat man let out a loud shout: "Drive!" ”

The carriage spread its hooves and ran, and no one dared to stop the Yin soldiers along the way, and what I admired the most was the fat brother in the carriage, holding a large umbrella full of charms, majestic, and the arrows on the city wall were shot on the umbrella, and all of them were bounced off.

The black horse threw its hooves and galloped, and soon rushed out of the ethereal city, out of the city, and drove all the way to the east.

"Hey, wait, fatty, where are you going?" I asked as soon as I saw that the direction was wrong.

The fat man laughed, "Brother, don't worry, I'll keep you safe from Ethereal City." ”

"Brother Qin, Mr. Feng's situation is not good." Cauliflower said.

Feng Er shook his head, tried to stand up and sit cross-legged, gritting his teeth, "I'm fine, just this little injury won't kill me." ”

I motioned to Cauliflower not to disturb Mr. Feng, Feng Er's face was ugly, the thick eyebrows were twisted together because of the pain, and the bull's head hit his chest firmly.

With Feng Er's temper, I know that he is holding back, and his heart is very uncomfortable.

From the moment Cauliflower and I entered the Yin Pass, he was in the dark to protect the two of us, on the River Styx, if it weren't for him, Cauliflower and I would not be in danger, although he didn't admit it, but Cauliflower and I knew it in our hearts.

The fat brothers' names are Baozi and Dumpling, and the two are descendants of an ancient tomb robber family, in order to obtain first-hand information, these two brothers often do business in Ethereal City.

Once a rich man or a tribal patriarch is found to have entered the city, the brothers will treat the yin with buns and dumplings to get news of the deceased.

In the Ethereal City, the people in the Xuanmen have to eat like ghosts, there are free buns and dumplings to give, who is not happy, and over time, the brothers have also become famous in the Ethereal City.

But all the yin people love to beg for two buns, gossip, the brothers rely on these news, the first time to dig the grave, often people have not left for a few days, by the two brothers dug the grave, a lot of money.

I asked the buns who were driving the car how they had brought the food from the sun to Ethereal City, and the soldiers on patrol seemed to be used to it.

Baozi spat and scolded with disdain: "I'm sorry, that's because Lao Tzu has to burn his mother's paper money for a few days and nights for officials at all levels in the city every year, and the garrison alone has to be burned for three days and three nights, otherwise you think that these grandsons can be blind, then they are all blind." ”

As soon as the conversation changed, he said with a sad face: "Now it's over, in order to save you, I'm afraid that our brother's Yin Si business can't be done." ”

I patted him on the shoulder, "Haha, Brother Baozi, it's good that there are few dead people's places, with your brother's craftsmanship, are you afraid that you won't be able to find a job?" ”

Cauliflower poked her head over and laughed: "I said buns and dumplings, I think your brothers are not bad, why don't you catch ghosts with me." ”

Dumpling stuck out his tongue, "Forget it, let's eat by dealing with ghosts, or robbing tombs." ”

Cauliflower gestured with a middle finger and said disdainfully: "I'm grass, so faceless, do you think Lao Tzu is rare for you two fat people." ”

"I'm grass, stinky beard, what are you talking about, looking for a smoke?" The dumplings raise the spoon and ask for cauliflower.

Cauliflower pointed to the top of her head and put a dumpling on her head, "Come, come, come, there is a kind of grass to this grass, if the grass doesn't die, I don't plant it." ”

"Mom, you think Lao Tzu won't dare to grass you, right?" The dumplings are about to open the scoop of cauliflower when they raise the big spoon.

Looking at this pair of living treasures, I couldn't smile bitterly, and I was jubilant just now, and I had to do it if I didn't agree with it.

I quickly grabbed the dumplings and glared at Cauliflower fiercely, "Stop, I'll die." ”

"Brother Dumpling, don't mind, my brother has this bird's temper, don't worry about him." I laughed.

Dumpling snorted coldly: "If you have a temper, you have to have the ability, and the cowards who were kicked by the old cow and rolled all over the ground were arrogant." ”

Cauliflower picked up the bucket and splashed the remaining chicken blood on the dumplings: "A few handfuls of grass, your mother, who is cowardly, there is a seed to be singled out." ”

"Phew!" As soon as the bun pulled the reins, the carriage stopped in front of a dilapidated hut.

Cauliflower jumped out of the car and the fat dumpling and the two of them got into a mess, you punched me and I punched, both of them were beaten with blue noses and swollen faces.

"Dumplings, cauliflower brothers, don't make trouble!" The bun is full of red light, and his smile is also very kind, and his tone is very smooth and calm.

Dumpling pushed away the cauliflower, got up, touched his swollen cheeks, and grinned in pain, "Bearded, for my brother's sake, Lao Tzu spared you for the time being." ”

Cauliflower spat on the ground, "There is a kind of coming again, the grass will not kill you." ”

I pulled him, "Don't make a fuss, can you save some face?" ”

Cauliflower gave up in a huff, and Baozi laughed and led us to the broken hut.

There was a huge sarcophagus in the hut, and the bun sat on the horse with a heavy waist, and with a loud shout, the sarcophagus slowly opened in response.

"Good strength!" Feng Er and I spoke out in approval at the same time.

Baozi rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Mr. Feng has won the award, my brothers have nothing else to do, so they are full of brute strength." ”

This tunnel was dug by our brothers, leading in two directions, one to the Ethereal City, and the other to avoid the official road of the Ethereal City's patrol, and directly to the outside of the East Gate.

I said, how can you transport chicken blood to Ethereal City, it turns out that you are going through tunnels.

Baozi laughed and said: "Our brother was originally idle and bored, and opened such a road, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today." ”

"No, we don't know each other, why do you want to save us, you won't have any intentions." Cauliflower touched her chin and circled around the bun, and the fox asked.

"I said, why are you so indebted, it's still wrong to save you with my brothers, I would have known that I would have killed you with a bull's head." Dumplings are angry and jump to the feet.

Baozi arched his hand and smiled: "That's all because of Uncle Feng!" ”

"What do you call me?" Feng Er was a little confused.

"Uncle Feng, my brothers and sisters are the descendants of the Duan family of the Southern School, and our grandfather is the third Duan, according to the seniority, we should call you Uncle Feng." Baozi smiled.

Feng Er stroked his beard and laughed: "It turned out to be Brother Duan's grandson, it's really not easy, I haven't seen him for decades in the blink of an eye, how is Senior Brother Duan?" Don't live now. ”

"Grandpa's body is quite tough, now he has passed on the skills to our brothers, Uncle Feng, without further ado, let's leave here early, it's too late, I'm afraid that the Yin soldiers will find here." Baozi said.

Entering the coffin, it was empty, and there were more than a dozen steps down, and it was a half-human-high passage, one left and one right, to the left was naturally to the Ethereal City, and to the right was the east gate of the mortal world.

"I said, you two fat people, can you climb in?" Cauliflower quipped.

"Nonsense! I can't get in, and I rob a few tombs. Dumpling replied, took a long breath, the bones of his body crackled, and his body shrank several times in an instant, like a six-year-old child, if it weren't for the fact that the face was still fat, I couldn't believe my eyes.

"The Southern Ancient Family's shrinkage into nails is really amazing!" Feng Er praised.

I was just about to enter the hole, but Cauliflower stopped me, picked up the big rooster from his arms, stretched out his hand on the head of the chicken, and shouted, "Get up! ”

The big rooster that had never been useful, spread his legs, and ran away with a clucking head of the hole.

After arguing for a while, Cauliflower said, "Okay, let's go." ”

In the tunnel, it is extremely cold, after all, the area here belongs to the jurisdiction of the Yin Division, and the Yin Qi is strong, although it is not as permeable as the Yin Pass, but it is also extremely unbearable.

"Brother Qin, this is for you, you will be fine if you eat it." Baozi handed me a white pill.

I took it with a smile and swallowed it without thinking about it, I don't know why, I felt kind when I saw Brother Baozi, and naturally I wouldn't be too guarded.

As soon as the pill was released, a hot breath suddenly appeared in the body, and the body was really not so cold.

Cauliflower is a little displeased, Brother Qin, you can eat it without asking, in case it is a poison, you must not finish the game.

The dumplings raised their legs and gave them a cauliflower, I said why are you so heartless, this is our Duan family's secret snow jade pill, which is designed to avoid the cold and corpse gas, and it is not sold if it is changed to someone else's daughter.

Cauliflower seemed to be on the same page as this dumpling, and just about to start scolding, I quickly stopped, "Cauliflower, don't say a word." ”

After climbing in the tunnel for about three or four hours, the light gradually became brighter, and in the kang hole of a dilapidated old house, I finally breathed in the fresh air of the sunny world.

Walking out of the old house, basking in the warm sunshine, inhaling the fresh air of the suburbs, the whole body is comfortable, and it is indescribably happy.

Thanks to the buns, I took a taxi with Cauliflower and sent Feng Er to the police station.

When we got home, we lit cigarettes and inhaled them as soon as possible.

Obediently, I almost didn't suffocate Lao Tzu in the past few days! Cauliflower blew her eyes, Mei Zizi said.

I stood at the window, smoking a cigarette with my head down, touching the purple gourd on my chest, and my heart was fluctuating.

When I went to the Netherworld, I realized that everything was beyond my imagination, the Netherworld was far darker than the mortal world, and it was difficult to become a Yama monarch and enter the Netherworld Mountain.