Lu Jingxiu was afraid that Leng Qifeng's ghost would not be willing to fail, unwilling to be reincarnated and continue to wreak havoc on the world, and was also annoyed that he deceived his teacher and destroyed his ancestors and lost his conscience, so he used the ancient magic weapon Mobi water purification bottle handed down by the ancestor of the Heavenly Master Dao Zhengyi Dharma Altar to detain Leng Qifeng's soul, and made a heavy oath that if it were not for the clear water of the Yellow River, he would never let it out of the bottle.

This is more than 20 years. Now, Lu Jingxiu has also ascended to the immortal realm, but Tian Qigong, who is the head of the supernatural incident investigation team of the Inner Mongolia Public Security Department, does not dare to violate Lu Jingxiu's decree, and he can't bear to watch his junior brother fall into the dark world forever, so he sent him to this ghost prison newly built in Yakeshi City, hoping that one day Leng Qifeng can be sent to the underworld, reincarnated, and the grievances of this life.

I don't want him to encounter such a thing here today?? Someone actually used the top foreign objects of the cult such as 'Psychic Penetration' and 'Golden Cicada Gu' to rob the prison, and the object of the robbery was Leng Qifeng, could it be that Leng Qifeng had been detained for so many years, and his profound evil magic methods were still the target of the cult world, and he did not hesitate to spend his blood to rob Leng Qifeng? And only from the point of being able to control the 'psychic' and 'golden cicada Gu', what a vicious and ruthless character should be the mastermind behind it!

As soon as he thought of this, Tian Qigong, who had always been moody, couldn't help but sweat coldly.

It's Uncle Li, who probably knew about these old things for a long time, and didn't give a "**" expression like me, but yawned a lot, and he looked like I would continue to be rampant as long as the prison was not yellow.

I said Uncle Li, guarding Leng Qifeng is such a big thing, you can still eat, drink, prostitute and gamble with peace of mind every day, but you can be abducted and deceived, hey, your heart, it's really bigger than the old nest melon, one day when you go to the toilet and squat, you may be able to lose your heart! (This is a Northeast slang, the original text is not very elegant, so it has been slightly changed, such as which official is interested, ask the Northeast buddies around you, you know the drop)

I want to explain here that Tian Qigong was able to help Uncle Li and me through this catastrophe this time, purely by chance. In fact, he had previously presided over a meeting in Hailar District, Hulunbuir City, and of course the participants were all secret staff members of the Paranormal Incident Investigation Team stationed in various league cities. And it wasn't until much later that I learned that it was one thing that was decided at this meeting that doomed the fate of many people, including me.

Of course, these are all later words, so I won't show them for the time being.

Let's say that after Tian Qigong finished the meeting, he thought that Hailar was not far from Yakesh, not to mention that there was a key unit called the ghost prison here, so he came to inspect it by the way, and he didn't want to save our lives by accident.

Sending Tian Qigong away, Uncle Li smiled lewdly as if he had picked up a treasure, and walked around the newly added glass bottle containing the souls of Xiaozhen's mother and son. Seeing the old guy's cheap face, I couldn't help but feel a tingling of my tailbone: "Uncle Li." Didn't you just go to the shampoo room yesterday, you wouldn't, wouldn't be playing Jane's idea? ”

"Don't pull the calf, fuck, my old man would rather eat a bite of fresh peaches than a basket of rotten apricots, oops, say bald mouth, don't blame," Uncle Li shook the glass bottle containing the soul of Xiaozhen's mother and son again and again, and then the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes bared his teeth with joy, "Boy, you said that your uncle and I helped Liu Yihong and his family do such a big thing, why do they have to show it a little, ah, hahaha......" means that your sister, you old money fan, just picked up a fucking old life, and you haven't covered it yet, and you think about how to rip off the bamboo bar, it's quite old, Can you be more noble?

Not to mention, this old guy is really accurate, early the next morning, I slept soundly, the old guy's mobile phone rang, sure enough, it was Liu Yihong's call, I wanted to invite Uncle Li and I to eat at the Jianxing Hotel at night, Uncle Li hummed on the phone and pretended to be it, and when he put down the phone, the old guy was so happy that he hummed the two of them, and it was actually a little widow to go to the grave.

I pondered it, but yes, if it weren't for the old guy who was afraid of breaking his name and pretending to be a big man yesterday, maybe Liu Yihong would really have to become a widow and go to Li Bolin's grave, don't say it, this obscene old guy still has a fight with the Taiwanese singer Zhang Di, who is good at improvisation.

Thinking of this, I he, Zhile, and patted Uncle Li with my hand: "Uncle, otherwise, I will call you Brother Di in the future." ”

", your eyes are rolling, you don't hold back your farts when you see you." After last night's life-and-death battle, the distance between Uncle Li and me has suddenly narrowed a lot, and the feeling is as close as comrades-in-arms who have suffered together and experienced the rain of bullets together, so they talk to each other very casually, and I like this feeling very much.

It's really interesting to say, modern people seem to be more and more polite between people, looking at a group of polite and polite harmony, but in fact they are indifferent and careful, each other are playing the role of passerby A, passerby B, so I always feel that the human touch now is like the clothes on the little girl's body, getting thinner and thinner, so thin that even the coldness, numbness, and selfishness in the bones can't be covered, do you say this is interesting?

To say that in Yakesh, a small city with a population of only more than 100,000, Jianxing Hotel can be regarded as a high-grade hotel, and it is common to eat a few thousand yuan for a meal. It can be seen that Liu Yihong and his wife really take Uncle Li, the most slippery old liar who takes off his pants, as a living immortal.

During the banquet, Li Bolin, who had blue lips and a white face, and was really frightened by Xiao Zhen when he looked at the small sample, persuaded Uncle Li to drink one by one, and almost called Uncle Li his reborn parents. Looking at his grandson, I couldn't help but sigh, this person, I knew why I had to do it today, alas.

I subconsciously sighed, but Liu Yihong and Li Bolin were startled, Liu Yihong stammered and asked me: "Little master, you, you have something to say, isn't it, is it my Berlin where he still has any difficulties?" "Ah, I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly smiled bitterly, eldest sister, you are too much, there is a mistake.

I was about to explain to her, but Uncle Li answered: "Apprentice, your sister Liu is also a person who sincerely worships the Buddha, so you can tell her the truth." ”

I'm dizzy, when will I become your apprentice again, are you my own uncle, let's catch ghosts and catch ghosts, right, don't bring this feudal dross, you think you are the uncle of Benshan, and you still take apprentices at every turn. Besides, what do you want me to say, aren't we all rehearsed at home, if Liu Yihong gives money in a while, you pretend to be Confucius (sage) and I will be my grandson, you politely refuse the ancient road and I quickly put the money in my pocket, besides that, you didn't say anything else, we don't play like this, why do you always change the script temporarily, who can stand it.

Seeing that I was stammering, Uncle Li's expression also dimmed: "Alas, this kid is soft-hearted and doesn't want the two of you to make trouble, so don't mention it, let's have a drink." ”

To say that Uncle Li's trick is too yin, he obviously wants to say it but pretends to be dead like he wants to speak, instead of forcing the other party to beg and cry, he has to put on a face that I don't say you have to let me say, as if you have suffered a lot of grievances, if you get hair, you are better than a monkey, and your eyelashes must be hollow.

Sure enough, as soon as he heard Uncle Li's words, Liu Yihong's tears came down: "Uncle Li, please show us a way to live, I'll kneel down for you." ”

Then Li Bolin was stupid, and his hand holding the wine glass trembled like Parkinson's, and the frequency was K medicine and he couldn't get like that.

Seeing that the fire was almost over, Uncle Li sighed: "The monks are merciful, for the sake of you and me, I will say it clearly," Hearing this, I almost didn't squirt out, your old man sponsored the stumbling woman every night, and almost blocked the door of the monk's temple and scolded the street: Bald donkey, return the master to the old man, you are also merciful to the monk, you leave some virtue, you don't point to keep that to give birth to a son and a half daughter.

Uncle Li is very deep in the play, or how to say that there are also big gods and big in the liars, you have to love and dedicate yourself. Uncle Li is a good example, although he glared at me fiercely, but his face was still very painful: "Although Berlin escaped, the female ghost has already handed a complaint to the Son of Yama in the underworld, accusing Berlin of cheating and raping women, such a crime is to be punished by a small hell and a disembowelment." In my opinion, Berlin is in danger of dying. ”

Yes? Liu Yihong almost lost his breath, Li Bolin was dry, the stool was raised back, and it was a beautiful 361 ° turn for a week and a half, and then he lay on the ground and was grounded.

Seeing that the dosage of the medicine was heavy, the scene was a little out of control, Uncle Li hurriedly pulled the words back: "Hey, look at you, what is this saying, things are still slowing down, but ......"

"Uncle Li, if you have any difficulties, just say it, as long as we can do it, we can do it by smashing pots and selling iron." Liu Yihong couldn't cry.

"Well, what about you, you have to spend a little bit of money, accumulate more yin virtue, that is, burn more paper money, and then, I will let go of this old face, and then try to be accommodating with the ghost, things will still have a turnaround."

As soon as he heard this, Liu Yi took out a thick red envelope from his crossbody bag: "Uncle Li, this was originally a little thank you gift, you see, can you use it for Berlin first, we have another mind when we go back." ”

"Ah, ah, I don't like this worldly thing, and you don't do it, otherwise I'll be unhappy." Uncle Li estimated that at this time, his heart was already scratching his heart with a hundred claws, and it was difficult to be it, and he couldn't see it on the side, this old pretending to be a prisoner, and he couldn't accept it.

When it comes to this play, it's time for me to appear: "Uncle, if you are compassionate, just help Sister Liu and them, it's not easy." ”

"Yes, yes, the little master is right, thank you, sister." When Liu Yihong saw that I was helping her speak, she quickly got off the donkey and stuffed the money into my pocket.

"Kids, shallow eye sockets, really." Uncle Li pretended to be angry and glared at me, "Okay, okay, drink and drink, get drunk and relieve all sorrows." ”