Chapter 67: Conquering the Confusion

At the top of the building next to the square, Zhang Yunpeng exclaimed: "It's a good siege of Wei to save Zhao, it seems that these Yankees have read Sun Tzu's Art of War, but I also have to blame you Decepticons for being too stupid, and you can't see such a clumsy strategy!" ”

After speaking, Zhang Yunpeng looked at the confusion that was struggling in the hands of the little living Buddha and asked, "Do you say yes?" My delirious dude? ”

Confused struggled while shouting righteously, "King Roc, how dare you betray King Megatron and join forces with humans to deal with us? ”

Zhang Yunpeng glanced at him with disdain, with the terrifying strength of the little living Buddha, even against all the Decepticons, which made Zhang Yunpeng ruthlessly addicted to a fox and a fake tiger.

Zhang Yunpeng glanced at the confusion arrogantly, and said to him with a dog-legged posture: "Confused brother, you can shout in the internal channel of the Decepticons, the Cosmic Rubik's Cube is here, and you will be a great achievement when the time comes!" ”

Confused glanced at the cosmic cube that was casually thrown on the ground by the little living Buddha, and there was a greedy look in his eyes. After hesitating for a while, he was about to say something, but the little living Buddha had already opened his mouth and looked curiously, so confused that the words that had just come to his mouth had to be swallowed.

The little living Buddha studied for a while, then took out a turquoise porcelain bottle from his wide sleeve, poured out a fragrant pill from it, and then stuffed it into his confused mouth. Only then did he let go of the confusion, and said with a smug face: "This is the Buddha Zen Pill that is uniquely refined by this seat, if you don't take the antidote on time every month after eating, then you will explode and die, this seat sees that you are also weird, from now on follow this seat, as long as you can do things for this seat with peace of mind, this seat will definitely not treat you badly!" ”

The little living Buddha was coerced and lured, and he was confused and dazed for a while, he looked at the little living Buddha in confusion, and then looked at Zhang Yunpeng, as if he wanted Zhang Yunpeng to explain the meaning of the little living Buddha's words.

But Zhang Yunpeng was holding back the urge to laugh, and warned himself over and over again, don't laugh, don't laugh, at this time, his body was constantly trembling because he was holding back his laughter. In the eyes of the little living Buddha, Zhang Yunpeng seemed to be afraid of his Buddha Zen Pill, so he couldn't stop trembling in fright.

At this time, Zhang Yunpeng was a little scared in his heart, he just couldn't hold back a smile and thought in his heart: "I'm grass!" It's so brain-dead, he actually gave a robot what pill to eat, and threatened him with an antidote, the sky has eyes! This little Lori Living Buddha is really weird to the extreme.,Um! Very silly and naïve! ”

If the little living Buddha could see through Zhang Yunpeng's thoughts at this time, she would definitely overtake Zhang Yunpeng as soon as possible to relieve her anger.

After a while, Zhang Yunpeng stopped shaking, and said to the confusion with a kind of persuasion: "Confused, you will agree to the living Buddha, her old man Bodhisattva is compassionate, and she can't bear to harm you, so you want you to be obedient, and the benefit is that you will definitely not be missing." ”

The little living Buddha listened to Zhang Yunpeng's words, and also nodded, looking at the confusion with a kind face. It's just that with her little girl's appearance, she looks kind and dignified, but it makes people feel extremely weird.

And confused or looked at Zhang Yunpeng blankly, although he could understand what the two said, but with his Chinese level learned from the Internet, how could he understand the meaning expressed by the two?

He just wanted to open his mouth to ask Zhang Yunpeng what he meant, but he remembered Zhang Yunpeng's voice in his mind: "If you still want to live, just do what I say, otherwise I won't be able to save you." ”

After hearing Zhang Yunpeng's words, he asked quietly: "Okay, I believe you, what should I do next?" ”

So the confusion pretended to be grateful and flattered, hugged the trouser legs of the little living Buddha, and said with some joy in his voice: "Thank you for looking down on the small one, the small one is willing to be a cow and a horse for you, as long as you say a word, I am confused is to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire!" ”

If he hadn't just taught him to say so, Zhang Yunpeng would have thought that the confusion was really falling at the feet of the little living Buddha, and he was willing to be a cow and a horse for her.

"Robots are robots, they don't have the face or anything at all!" Zhang Yunpeng was sincerely impressed in his heart.

Hearing the tearful words of the confused, the little living Buddha also looked at him with great satisfaction, then nodded, took out a jade bottle from his arms again, poured out a pink pill and said to the confusion: "This cloud pill can not only temporarily relieve the medicinal surname of the Buddha Zen Pill in your body, but also greatly strengthen your physique, for the sake of your determination, this seat will reward you!" ”

Zhang Yunpeng was about to hold back his internal injuries on the side, he finally understood that this little Lori Living Buddha really regarded confusion as some kind of strange beast, so he wanted to subdue it and be his own sitting spirit beast.

"Oops! In the end, it's a little girl who is not deeply involved in the world, even if you have the thirteenth generation of anti-heaven cultivation, in my eyes, you are just a little Lori! But it's funny to think about it, she actually used the elixir to strengthen the physique of a robot, was her head kicked by a donkey, even if she took a piece of fine iron, it was stronger than this elixir! ”

At this time, Zhang Yunpeng finally understood that the unfathomable appearance of this little living Buddha before was all pretended, and now that he has seen through it, then this little Lori may be unlucky!

According to Zhang Yunpeng's explanation, he took the pink pill in the hand of the little living Buddha with trembling hands, and then said gratefully: "Thank you for the reward!" Thank you for the reward! Looking at his appearance at this time, he couldn't wait to lie down and lick the toes of the little living Buddha.

The little living Buddha nodded appreciatively, and then said: "This seat is called Sangding, you can call me the living Buddha in the future, you don't need to call the master!" ”

In accordance with Zhang Yunpeng's instructions, he knelt on his knees and kowtowed on the ground three times reverently before he said, "Obey the decree of the Living Buddha!" ”

Although his style seems to be similar, making it as a robot makes Zhang Yunpeng feel extremely weird.

Looking at the little living Buddha again, although she still has an indifferent expression at this time, but looking at the smile in her eyes that can't be concealed, it betrays her heart, obviously she is still very happy that she can subdue a "strange beast" like a confusion here.

Seeing which pink cloud pill was swallowed into the mouth of the confusion, the little living Buddha indifferently pointed to the cosmic cube on the ground beside him and asked the confusion: "Do you know the mystery of this thing?" ”

After listening to the question of the little living Buddha, he looked at Zhang Yunpeng in confusion, and his big eyes like two light bulbs were full of confusion.

In his mind, Zhang Yunpeng's voice sounded again: "She is asking you, this cosmic Rubik's Cube has a role!" ”

Hearing Zhang Yunpeng's explanation, he suddenly realized that he was confused, and then said to the little living Buddha: "This so-called cosmic Rubik's cube is also called the source of fire by us, and the source of fire is the soul of our creatures, and this source of fire can provide us with the energy of the soul, and can turn any electronic device into a creature like us!" ”

Hearing this, the little living Buddha's eyes lit up, as if he was thinking about taking the Universe Cube for himself, but the next words in confusion made him dispel this idea.

"But these creatures have evil hearts, and they were born with only one purpose, and that is to destroy! And they only obey orders and have a leader with a spark source, and only the leader of the Decepticons! ”

After listening to the confused introduction, the little living Buddha glanced at the cosmic cube on the ground with great regret, and then sighed and said: "Since this is the case, how can we destroy this Rubik's Cube?" ”