Chapter 63: The Train to the North (2)
The fat man went out in slippers and poked his head, only to see the female ticket inspector twisting her fat ass and running like a pig, and when she crossed a carriage again, she fell to the ground and fell to the ground, and then continued to run forward as if she was crawling......
The fat man waved his hand and said with a little disdain: "Damn, this old lady is the hell, a bowl of upside down rice is scared like this!" ”
Sun Sheng was also woken up at this time, he slept on the fat man's top bunk, poked his head down and said, "What's wrong?" ”
The fat man said: "It's okay, let's sleep with your daughter-in-law in your arms.dt.com" Sun Sheng was indeed sleeping with the soul-attracting flag, although the fat man's words were a little damaged, he was not wrong, Sun Sheng was bored and naturally turned over and went to sleep again. The fat man muttered: "Cha Ye, don't say it, why do I think the people in this carriage are a little weird, all of them seem to be insane." ”
Zha Bin said: "It's a lesbian anyway, so it's not surprising that thing on the child is a little scared." ”
"Isn't it strange? What the hell have these old ladies never seen, usually they squat outside to guard the fare evasion and hide in the toilet and, and today they will be intimidated by a bowl of upside down rice? And she was still standing outside and didn't come in, so it stands to reason that she should come in and count the number of people, in case we bring someone with them, they won't be able to find out. ”
As soon as the words fell, there was another knock on the door outside, and the fat man was a little annoyed this time, and shouted in his throat: "You didn't come when I called you just now, why are you coming back now, do you want anyone to sleep?" ”
"Knock knock" There were three more knocks on the door, and no one responded except for this knock, Zha Bin persuaded: "Forget it, be more considerate, this is also people's work." ”
The fat man muttered while reluctantly getting up to open the door, "squeak" the door opened, but the door was empty, there was no one, he went outside again, the sleeping people in the aisle snored, no one was standing on the left and right, could it be that someone made a prank?
"Don't let me catch you, damn it!" While scolding, he went to close the door again, and as soon as he turned around, he heard Zha Bin say: "Stone, come here, sleep in my bed tonight." ”
"Just kidding, Cha Ye, how can I squeeze in with you......" The fat man said as he slammed into the autumn and didn't know when it had come down, this kid has always been silent, "Aren't you going to sleep?" ”
Cha Bin winked at him and said, "You come to sleep, I can't sleep, I'm going to go out for a walk in a while." ”
"What the hell!" The fat man was very sleepy, he sat on his bunk and said, "How do you like to play, I'll sleep first, and I'll put the ticket on the table." ”
"Stone, come here!" Cha Bin shouted again: "Give up your bed." ”
The fat man rolled over and complained, "You guys are still over!" It's hard to get out of the house. Although he muttered and complained in his heart, he didn't dare not listen to Zha Bin's words, got up and walked a few steps and sat on the opposite bed, and the fat man froze when he looked up......
I don't know when there was a "person" sitting on the bunk facing him, and the man was laughing at himself, and the fat man immediately shot up like a needle in his buttocks, and his head hit the steel beam of the upper bunk again, and the pain made him grin, holding his head and humming.
It was an old woman dressed in a floral cloth, with short hair, a little delicate, as if the fat man's actions had amused her a little, and she pursed her lips when she laughed, and sat straight with her hands on her knees.
"Cha Ye...... This ......"
"Old man," Zha Bin got up and pushed the two bowls of upside down rice on the table forward, "I haven't eaten yet, there are some meals here, if you don't mind......"
The old grandmother shook her hand and said, "No need, my granddaughter said that she had already gone to buy food for me, and she told me not to walk around, I will wait for her here." ”
Zha Bin nodded and said, "Where are you going, old man?" ”
The old man said with a northeast accent: "Go back to your hometown in the northeast, and you will arrive after Shanhaiguan, hey, little comrade, where is this train now?" ”
"It's only time to get out of Nanjing, and it will take a while to get to the northeast."
"Oh," said the old lady, looking the shop up and down, "I seem to have been in the car for a long time, why haven't I arrived, I asked them earlier, and they all ran out, hey, no one has spoken to me for a long time......
Cha Bin slowly pulled the Qiankun bag in his hand, and slowly got up, and suddenly realized that the yellow rune paper in his hand had been pasted on the door, and the old lady glanced at the rune and immediately blocked it with her hand and said: "What are you doing, why are you hanging a bright thing, it is a little dazzling, the old man suffers, take it away, take it away!" ”
"Old man," Zha Bin pulled the mouth of the Qiankun bag and said, "Can I change the shop for you?" You come here to sleep. ”
"No, I still have to wait for my daughter, she won't be able to find my ...... in a while"
The fat man bared his teeth and said to the side: "Cha Ye, why are you still talking nonsense with her, take it!" ”
"Old man, I'm sorry! There is a difference between people and ghosts, this shop is for the living to sleep in, since you have passed away, you should go to reincarnation as soon as possible, I am afraid that occupying this carriage will not be beneficial to anyone, and the younger generations will be offended! After that, Cha Bin got up and was just about to put the Qiankun bag over, when there was another knock on the door outside......
"Open the door!" A thick man's voice, Cha Bin immediately hid the bag, and as soon as the door opened, there was a big cap standing outside in the original carriage, and as soon as he came in, he said, "A few of you bring the tickets to me"
The big cap took their tickets, glanced at them, and said, "Your shop is not here, come with me." ”
"Obviously it's here," the fat man pointed to the number on the ticket and said: "Shop 404, doesn't it refer to the No. 4 sleeper bed in the fourth carriage, I can read and write." ”
"Wrong," said the big cap, "this is the number three carriage, and your number four is in front." As soon as the fat man walked out, he saw that the carriage number was clearly written 404, and he pointed to the white painted "4" and said: "You can't open your eyes and talk nonsense, isn't this the No. 4 car, how did it become the No. 3." ”
The big cap said impatiently: "Today there is one less wagon, all the numbers are pushed forward by one, your ticket is not accurate, hurry up and change the room." ”
Seeing that the fat man still wanted to argue, the big cap seemed to be a little unfriendly and said, "Do you want me to call the police?" If you don't cooperate, you'll be asked to get off the train at the next stop. ”
"You ......" was about to change his previous temper, and the fat man was about to smash it with a fist, at this time Zha Bin came out of it and said: "Okay, okay, let's change it, and the stone will go in and clean it up." ”
New bunks, Ye Qiu touched it with his hand after entering, several shops were still hot, and the fat man just wanted to complain about him, so he put his finger to his lips and said: "Shhh......" and pointed to the wagon again, which means that the partition wall has ears.
After about five minutes, Ye Qiu said again: "It's already gone, this shop is someone who just made room for us." ”
", what the hell!" The fat man put the quilt on his lap and said: "God is chattering, none of this car are normal people, damn it, I wonder if we are on a black car!" ”
"There is indeed a problem with this car," Zha Bin sat down and asked, "Did you buy this ticket from the station?" ”
"It's not!" The fat man shook his head and said, "The ticket for this route is very tight, and I also asked someone to buy it from a dealer, and I doubled the price." ”
"I paid special attention when I came over just now, most of the people in the aisle had black yarn tied to their arms, this thing will not be so coincidental......" Before because it was dark, they went directly into the sleeper after getting in the car, and I really didn't pay much attention to this detail, when I changed the shop, Zha Bin deliberately paid attention to it, there were four or five people sleeping in the aisle, both men and women, and there were black yarns on their arms without exception, which was a kind of mourning for the death of relatives.
"***, it's evil!" The fat man muttered as he said, "Why is the money I put in the outsourcing gone!" ”
As soon as he heard that the money was lost, Cha Bin hurriedly asked, "What money?" ”
"Oh, paper money!" The fat man carried a denim bag with him, and there was a zipper on the outside of this bag, he was an old man, and he knew that there were many pickpockets on this train, and it was often impossible to prevent it, so he thought of a way before leaving. Wulipu Cha Bin's house is a lot of paper money, that is, the dark money, he took a large stack and tied it into the bag outside, this thief in case he wants to steal the dark money, one can ensure that he is worry-free, and the other is also a prank for those train pickpockets.
"I don't know when I was the thief," the fat man said, "Fortunately, I cleverly put it in your family's dark coin, which bastard stole it and will use it when he goes to the underworld." ”
"Okay," Cha Bin said, "You go to sleep first, I'm a little blocked in my heart and want to go out for a walk." ”
"I can't sleep either, why don't you go together?"
This brother is all from a night owl, Sun Sheng moved the nest and continued to snore, the brother has tiptoed out of the door, the shadow of the tree outside is like a ghost claw under the illumination of the street lamp from the face of the person, the aisle at both ends of the carriage is pitch black, an indescribable fear makes the fat man feel a chill in his back, he tightened his clothes and said: "Why do I feel uncomfortable." ”
Cha Bin pointed to a door in front of him and said, "You opened the padlock on it, and Qiu'er and I will guard it for you." ”
"What? Stealing? ”
"If you are told to open it, where is so much nonsense!" Cha Bin said: "Just now I thought about what doorway there is, the big cap was locked, if there is no strange thing in it, it would be really strange......" Mobile phone please visit: