Chapter 41 Thick Eyebrows County Order, Seven Stars Lock Soul
When we entered, the prefectural magistrate was already waiting there, and I almost didn't laugh out loud when I saw his appearance.
The prefectural commander stood next to the platform that had been set up, wearing a wide robe with one side black and one white, a wooden sword in his hand, and a beard on his face...... With a young face and a beard on the chin, it looks like a thick eyebrow sweat from a distance, and a small ** up close.
"I'll go, the county ordered you to take the wrong medicine, right?" I saw the county magistrate like this, pulling a bunch of stickers on his face, "Why are you sticking your beard?" ”
The county commander cut his voice and said to me: "You know a fart, master, I am also the reincarnation of the ghost division, how can I dress up handsomely, what if the ghost is a beauty, in case it falls in love with me at first sight, and from then on I will abandon evil and follow good?" Brother Shui, are you right? ”
Yishui couldn't hold back his laughter, his face was like a zongzi, and after listening to Yishui's words, he finally laughed out loud and said: "Yes, yes, it's just handsome, the workshop car has a flat tire, and the flowers are withering." ”
The county magistrate said angrily: "Ciao, I don't know how to appreciate." ”
"Several, everything is ready." Director Zhou came to us from a distance and said, "A radius of one thousand meters has been cordoned, no one is disturbing your work, and if there is anything else you need help with, just say." ”
Yishui changed his serious appearance and said to Director Zhou: "Thank you, Director Zhou, I will call you if there is anything here, you can go back and rest for a while." Great work. ”
"Maintaining social tranquility is what we should do." Director Zhou smiled indifferently, "Then I'll go outside to control the scene first, and I'll leave the matter inside to you." ”
"Yes, that's right." As soon as Director Zhou took two steps, he stopped and said, "I heard that the principal said that Master Shui needs to collect money for doing things?" I'll count it this time. ”
"Where, as Mr. Yin and Yang of the people, although we are not usually treated well and are called liars, we are still the same as Director Zhou, and it is our duty to maintain social tranquility." Yishui said, took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Director Zhou, and continued, "If it is less than 100,000, I will not accept it, this is my bank card number, if you are sincere, you can put a little bit in it, it doesn't matter how much, the main thing is the heart, I will take it to help the children in the mountainous areas and the victims in the disaster area." ”
I didn't speak to the county magistrate, and after Director Zhou took the note, he smiled and said, "No problem, the money will arrive when the matter is over." ”
Yishui said: "Then go slowly, don't send it." ”
"Haha, I really have the demeanor of a Taoist priest." Director Zhou smiled softly and left, not angry because of Yishui's sky-high asking price, this is the superior person, and he is really powerful and domineering.
"Damn, I'm really an unscrupulous Taoist, I can't be in the same stream with you!" Seeing the Zhou Bureau leaving, the county magistrate said with a deep disgust, "Hurry up and donate the money to me!" ”
I hurriedly said, "Get out!" Don't you see a poor child in front of you? ”
I walked around to the two of them, shaking in front of their eyes.
"I'll plug it, this money is indispensable to you." Yishui said to me, "You are poor wool, I will keep it for you for the time being." ”
The county magistrate said, "What about me! What about me! ”
"Didn't I tell you that although you have the possibility of becoming a CEO and marrying Bai Fumei, your numerology is very poor?" Yishui said, "You can't take the money home if you give it, I'll keep it for you first." ”
I glanced at the county order, and then rushed up in unison, beating a water beating, although a water can write kung fu, but I have a tacit understanding with the county order for many years, and he is not an opponent.
After the fight, the county magistrate said to me: "Eat, sleep, and draw water, there is nothing more than this is the happiest thing in life." ”
I also said, "Eat a water, drink a water, draw a water, there is nothing happier in life than this." ”
"You two little bastards, don't you know how to respect the old and love the young!"
The three of us didn't say a word, during which Yishui took out his mobile phone and used Alipay to donate the remaining 20,000 yuan after we ate. In his words, it is to accumulate yin virtue and cast a good baby in the next life.
It was getting late and late, and Yishui took us to the square under the girls' dormitory and said to us, "Hurry up and get ready, it's half past eleven, and they should come out in half an hour." ”
I ran to a water cart and took out a yellow robe to put on my body, and put on my heart goggles, and this scene happened to be seen by Yishui.
Yishui said: "Ya, you still owe me 8,000 yuan!" I'll settle accounts for you afterwards. ”
"Dio, miser." I was already ready while I was talking to Yishui.
The county magistrate handed me a few talismans, saying that he had drawn them, and that he had officially stepped into the ranks of Mr. Yin and Yang, and was practicing the Taoism of Longhu Mountain.
I took the talisman, Yishui was also ready, there was originally a platform in the middle of the square under the dormitory, Yishui was wearing a Taoist robe, holding a wooden sword, gesturing on the side of the platform, and there were words in his mouth: "The edict of Longhu Mountain, the Big Dipper gathers, scatter my ghostly soul, gather and destroy the resentment of the sky; Ghosts have ghosts, ghosts, and people have good and bad luck; The Seven Stars Yin Soul Array gathers!
Between the words, Yishui picked up the wooden sword, and a yellow cloth on the platform rushed high into the air, and a large red seal on it was clearly visible in the moonlight, bright and dazzling.
"Today, there are all true disciples of Dragon and Tiger Mountain, and the name of Yishui is arrayed! Hurry as a law! ”
The moment the water finished reading, the yellow cloth suddenly burst into thin air and burst into flames. Then Yishui picked up the table with a wooden sword, and seven black thumbtacks scattered in all directions, nailing them to the starting tree around the platform.
After the trees were set, I felt that the whole square was full of yin and ghostly energy. Unconsciously put on the robe tighter.
After doing this, Yishui walked up to us, and without waiting for us to ask, he said: "This is called the Seven Star Yin Soul Array, which can gather Yin Qi, if those two black shadows are really ghosts ten years ago, they will come out when they see this array." If not, it will come out. ”
The county magistrate asked, "Why?" ”
"The Seven Star Yin Soul Array gathers a cold aura, as long as it is a ghost, it can't stand the temptation. If those two shadows are cult people, then they can't bear this temptation, and yin qi is also a great supplement for cult cultivators. Yishui said, "This formation is only known to our disciples of Dragon and Tiger Mountain. And it needs the right time, place and people to be able to set up the formation. It would be strange if they didn't come. ”
I said, "It's 11:50, what else do we need to do?" ”
"Let's go, let's hide first." Ichizuki said to me and the prefectural order.
"Where are you hiding?"
Yishui was just about to speak, but suddenly grabbed me and the county order's robes, and drilled under the platform.
After getting in, a stream of water covered our mouths, beat us to death, and motioned for us to look at the dormitory.
I quieted down with the struggling county commander, and looked towards the place where Yishui looked, where there was an official 808 dormitory, and at this moment there were two black shadows sneaky, with a faint green light in their eyes, looking towards the formation.