"Hey, what are you talking about, isn't this cigarette yours?" When Han Wanchun saw someone coming, he immediately smiled all over his face, then got up, and couldn't help but take out half a box of 'Hongta Mountain' from his pocket and stuffed it into the man's hand along with a hundred yuan.

Isn't he smoking King Hibiscus?

The man sneered at him, didn't say anything, just put the cigarette and ticket in his pocket, and said to the two of us, "Follow me." ”

The man led us to a large office, the room was full of smoke, the garbage can at the door was full of garbage, two tables were placed opposite each other, and several pennants and awards were hung on the wall, which were 'people's defenders', 'advanced collectives' and 'civilized law enforcement pacesetters'.

There were four or five big men sitting in the room, the same people who had just arrested us, and there were four or five watermelons piled up in the corner, and there was also a half-cut watermelon on the table, some melon skins, and several plastic bags of fruit.

These fruits didn't seem to have been bought by them, and the scene at the entrance of the underground passage came to my mind again, and I suddenly didn't know what to say, and Han Wanchun looked at them who were gnawing on watermelons, snorted coldly, and then whispered: "A bunch of stupid people." ”

"What do you say?" A law enforcement officer wiped his mouth, then glared at Han Wanchun, Han Wanchun suddenly smiled all over his face, then hugged his fists and said to them: "I think the watermelon is very good, the skin of this melon is quite thin, and I want to buy one when I go home." ”

"Less nonsense." The man threw the melon skin in his hand into the trash can, his technique was very good, very skillful, the melon skin buckled on the overflowing garbage, and it didn't fall off.

He said to Han Wanchun: "How many times? ”

Han Wanchun Tian said shamelessly: "I forgot ...... too"

"Less nonsense!" The chengguan surnamed Feng who was sitting at the table slapped the table, and then shouted like a dog: "Name! ”

Han Wanchun saw that the momentum seemed to be a little bad, so he smiled at the man and said, "Hey, you said that this is a trouble, I'm so old......"

"Name!!" The voice of the surnamed Feng was even louder.

Han Wanchun sighed, and then had no choice but to say: "Report to the political axe, Han Wanchun, male, fifty-two years old, Han nationality." ”

Sure enough, he seems to be a regular here.

After seeing him finish speaking, the man surnamed Feng sneered, and then asked him again, "Do you know why you came here?" ”

Han Wanchun seemed embarrassed and replied: "Because of disturbing social order." ”

The others seemed to know that the old fellow had cleared the door, so they said to him, "Do you know how to punish him?" ”

Han Wanchun nodded, then stepped forward with a smile on his face, took out five or six pieces of face value of one hundred and a few changes from his pocket, put them on the table, and said, "According to the relevant regulations, his tools must be confiscated and a fine of less than two hundred yuan shall be imposed." ”

As long as it's not cataracts, you can see that there is more money on the table than that, but except for me, everyone in this room seems to have cataracts.

The man surnamed Feng snorted, and then said to him a little jokingly: "You old guy, you know each other better than us, okay, come and sign here." ”

After seeing Han Wanchun signing, he said to him: "Okay, let's go, be careful next time, if you want to tidy up, go to another area, don't trouble us, you know?" ”

Han Wanchun nodded with a smile, and then asked cautiously, "Then my erhu ......?"

"Take it, take it." The man surnamed Feng said impatiently: "What a thing seems I want, hey, it's your turn, name!" ”

It's my turn, I don't know how I spent that afternoon, maybe it was the most chilling afternoon for me, I stood there, and they asked a lot of nonsense, but no matter how I went around, those nonsense ended up around a theme idea, that theme is a word, the first letter of Hanyu Pinyin is q.

But fortunately, they didn't do it, the surname Feng was also very polite, and there were completely two people in the underground passage, not like what was shown on TV, and then I also asked Han Wanchun and asked why, the old guy smiled, and then said to me, at first glance, you are a chick, who can really be that stupid in these years, ask for money, if you really break it, they can't afford to pay for it.

His words seemed to make a lot of sense, but I didn't realize it at the time.

When I heard them ask me for a thousand and a half laundry fee, I couldn't accept it, so I quarreled with them there, but it was useless, they calmly said to me, you hurt our people, this matter will not be investigated, but if you do not accept the fine, your things will be confiscated, we have rules, and when you pay the fine, we will naturally pay it back to you.

Their rules are a bit like our school, and they will naturally issue you a diploma after paying the tuition.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, I walked out of the building, the sidewalks around me were full of people, and the roadway not far away was full of cars.

In a dilemma, my heart is empty, and I can't cry.

Thinking about the previous paragraph, why did I get up early and be greedy for darkness, and looked at the Huqin Erhu donkey skin drum in my hand, what could I leave besides them.

I can't afford not to pay for it, these things are so important to me, I've lost my guitar, I can't lose this drum anymore, but, but what am I doing all this for!

I sat on the curb of the road, smoking a cigarette without a puff, and wanted to come to the school to let us students find a place to intern, just so that we could learn about social experience in advance, which is really ironic, I did learn, the first social experience is so shocking.

And just when I was full of loss, Han Wanchun, an old guy, actually appeared next to me, he sat next to me and said to me: "Child, how much is the punishment?" ”

I really don't understand, this old bastard came out much earlier than me, why hasn't he left yet, how much did I fine? Anyway, the previous paragraph was done in vain, one thousand five, I really doubt that those grandsons have a writing wheel, otherwise how can I be sure that I have all this money in my pocket? Now there are only some living expenses left, and as for the ring, it is no fun, and when I think of this, I am sad again, so I don't pay attention to the old bastard.

And the old guy seemed to have expected me to do this, so he smiled at me, slowed down his voice, and said to me as if enlightened: "Forget it, forget it, you should pay the tuition, you have to learn too much in this world, spend money to buy a lesson, next time be smart, people will run away as soon as people shout, and you can still let these bastards catch you?" ”

I don't know what this old bastard told me to do all this, but I thought to myself, you ran like a rabbit, didn't you get caught? That Han Wanchun also seemed to feel that he had wrapped himself in these words, so he snorted, and then said to me: "It's not me who blows, two years ago, those greyhounds wanted to catch me, it was no fun at all, I can't accept the old age, I'm old, alas......"

How old you are or not has anything to do with me, I raised my head and looked at this old bastard, thinking that I blame you, if you hadn't grabbed land with me, how could this have happened? So I said to him, "You're not done, can you stay away from me?" ”

After Han Wanchun listened to my words, he was not annoyed, he smiled, and then said to me: "Didn't I see you trying to persuade you, forget it, small wealth does not come out of big wealth, young man, I see that you have some ability, not like an angry life, but in this world, as long as you have money, you will not be angry, how about it, what I told you in it just now, consider considering cooperating with me to make a lot of money?" ”

What do you want me to think about? I glared at this old bastard angrily, thinking to myself how bad luck I had gone today, how could I have encountered something unlucky, not to mention being fined money, you old guy is still here like a fly to block me, and you still work with you to make a lot of money? You don't look at your retro look, but he is really right, after experiencing this incident, I also think that money is important, speaking of which, isn't it still for money?

If I wasn't short of money, would I be there to sing? Will they take you? Will you be so depressed after being fined money? But then again, if he can earn a dime with him, if he can make a lot of money, he will accept the 'public security punishment' with me like a third grandson?

So, I said to him, "Do you see that over there, I beg you, it's cool over there, you can go quickly, okay?" I said. ”

Han Wanchun didn't seem to believe him when he saw me, and he didn't move, but just said to me: "It's true, young man, you don't believe me, don't look at the clothes I'm wearing quite now, they forced them out, I don't actually sing, you see." ”

After that, he took out a rectangular badge from the pocket of his clothes, and the left head was a Tai Chi pattern of a yin and yang fish, and a line of words was written on it: Member of the China Zhouyi Research Association.

I saw him pin the badge on his body, and then said to me in a vicissitudes of life: "Although I am a singer on the surface, my real identity is the commissioner of the Eastern Three Provinces Branch of the National Zhouyi Feng Shui Association in Daoli District, Harbin, my name is Han Wanchun." ”

Commissioner, your sister, do you think this is a little soldier Zhang Ga or a railway guerrilla! Fool the stupid boy, can you fake it a little more?! I looked at Han Wanchun, who claimed to be a 'commissioner', and wondered if the gate of a mental hospital was broken and how he could get out, and Han Wanchun continued to say to me with a straight face: "In the passage, I see that you guy has some ability, so I want to give you a chance to cooperate with me, you believe me, you can really make a lot of money......

"You wait a minute." I took a puff of cigarette, don't say it, I was really in a much better mood when he made such a fuss, so I said to him: "Aren't you a special commissioner, tell me why you went to the underground passage to pretend to be blind, but don't say that it's just your superficial identity, don't be my second, okay?" ”

I really wanted to blow him away directly, so I said it to death in advance and blocked his back road.

"He is the commissioner of the Eastern Three Provinces Branch of the National Zhouyi Feng Shui Association in Daoli District, Harbin." Han Wanchun sighed and said to me: "Actually, let's put it this way, although I am a commissioner, but I have no fixed income, so I have always been self-reliant, my previous job was iron-mouthed, I have been near the Jile Temple with four pillars of orders, the way of the Nine Palaces Flying Star to solve disasters for people, answer the past and predict the future, but those gray dogs are clumsy, where can I see the true God?" Alas...... So the tiger fell in Pingyang, I had to avoid its edge to the underground passage to sing, one is to sing, the other is to find someone who is destined to inherit my mantle, I don't want to, I actually met the little brother you, you must know that meeting is fate, so ......"

"Can you talk well, what the hell do you want to say?!" I threw the girl to the ground, thinking to myself, this old grandson has said a lot of nonsense, but in general, isn't it that he used to be a fortune teller, because the city management caught him, so he ran to the underground passage to grab the land with me.

Grandma's, but also Jiugong Feixing predicts the future, fly your uncle, fly, if you can really predict the future, then Mao was arrested in the end!?

Thinking of this, I suddenly became troubled again, what do you say I have to say to such an old bastard who doesn't even want to see the old lady who sells boxed lunches, I can't afford to provoke me, so I got up to leave, and when I said this, the old bastard's tone suddenly changed, and he didn't drag the words anymore, and immediately said to me: "Don't go, don't go, I used to be a fortune teller, but now I have found a new business opportunity, I want to partner with you to dance the gods, what do you think?!" ”

(Internet speed problem,Update late,Forgive me.,Two more are over,Another:This story is a purely fictional artistic creation.,It has nothing to do with the real group.,The characters have nothing to do with it.,If there's any similarity.,It's purely a coincidence.,It's for disclaimer.,By the way, ask for a ticket for recommendation.,Thank you~~!! ）

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