Chapter 165: Hardcore
If it weren't for the urgency, the poor ghost Mao Changsheng would definitely find a quiet meadow, roll on the ground with laughter, and flatten all the blades of grass.
The gut-pumping ghost Meng Haodong was too clever to use all his savings, but he could easily be pretended with a gourd with nothing left, what a comfortable thing?
The nest of a friend, not a hero, the nest of an opponent, is really unprecedentedly happy.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng has no time to be happy, so he can only save it for later.
The scissors ghost Mei Qixiang and the steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu were sucked into the ghost gourd, they must be miserable, and if they are not rescued, they may be wiped out.
However, the poor ghost Mao Changsheng couldn't remember for a while what other skills he had to compete with Gu Tian, so he was so anxious that he screamed, and his internal urgency was particularly obvious.
It's hard to scream alone, so let's find a few friends to help!
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng landed on the old bag of the store at the speed of a meteor catching the moon, and immediately shouted: "Poor ghost brothers, come to get paid!"
The power of the Underworld Coin is extraordinary.
In an instant, Mao Changsheng was surrounded by three thousand poor ghost migrant workers.
"Where's the pay?"
"Hurry up and take it out and divide it, lest you have too many dreams at night!"
"Yes, hurry up and divide it, otherwise, it will be complicated again!"
"Everything can be slowed down, and the matter of dividing money cannot be slowed down: there are many ghosts who look like good ghosts in the past, but when they see money, they are completely deformed and distorted, and they are not even as good as people!"
......
Ghosts are boiling.
Mao Changsheng sighed, took out the finely carved gourd, opened the lid and fell slightly, and there was immediately a pile of cubic meters or so of dark coins on the ground.
In an instant, the crow was silent.
In an instant, many poor ghost migrant workers opened their mouths wide and couldn't close them.
"You remember your own workday, right?"
"You can forget everything, but Gongtian will not forget!"
"You must be honest when you are a ghost, otherwise you will be ridiculed, and you will have to apply for reincarnation for many years!"
"Don't dare to cheat. Honesty is the basic principle of being a ghost. ”
"A salary per day, stipulated by the lord of Hades, don't open your eyes to money and fish in troubled waters. ”
"Whoever takes more, whoever asks for a wife is not ashamed, and he is not ashamed to give birth to a son*!"
This is the most poisonous oath to the devil.
There is no "shame" in begging his wife, and there is still a use for fart?
If you don't have a son*, how can you support it?
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng nodded, stuffed the gourd stopper, hung it around his waist, and then grabbed the dark coin, and with one move "evil ghost scattering sand", the dark coin flew all over the sky.
The poor migrant workers were overjoyed, and each stretched out his ghost hand to pick up the dead coins in the air.
Mao Changsheng stood by with worry.
The poor ghost migrant workers were very surprised, they were much more principled than the righteous men and gentlemen in the world, and after receiving their wages, they picked up the excess part and put it in front of Mao Changsheng, and there was a pile of about one cubic meter left.
"Look at your honesty, even if I invite you to drink, smoke, play mahjong, or catch gold!
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng swayed again, and the dark coins flew all over the sky again, and they were divided in an instant—there were more than two thousand left, and the shorts ghost flew to more than ten old and sick people.
"What I promised to do for you has been done, it's time to do my business. The poor ghost Mao Changsheng said loudly, "If you are willing to help me, help me, and invite you to drink in the future, if you have your own private affairs, you will go and do your own business!"
There are hundreds of gamblers, perverts and drug addicts among the poor ghost migrant workers, and they can endure the torment of desire when they have no money, and now that they have the Dead Coin, they feel that they will go crazy if they don't fool around again, so they disperse immediately.
There are more than 2,900 ghosts, all of whom are high-spirited, patting their chests to help Mao Changsheng.
Mao Changsheng's eyes were a little hot, his throat was a little hard, and he commanded hoarsely: "Help me, you don't need to charge into battle, you forget about death, as long as you cooperate properly." Gu Tian's ghost gourd is powerful, but the mana is limited, according to my observation, the suction power is effective within ten zhang, and if ten zhang is unexpected, it will not be able to help us. Prepare a slingshot, a finger-sized stone, and just listen to my impromptu orders. Don't forget: you can only attack from afar, not from close range!"
The poor ghost migrant workers applauded repeatedly, and the poor ghosts who had been pretended to be ghost gourds were originally apprehensive, and now they were relaxed.
Those poor ghost migrant workers who had a particularly strong sense of revenge gritted their teeth and secretly said: "This account must be calculated more intensively." ”
The arrangements were made, and the poor ghost Mao Changsheng took the lead and floated into Yanhuang Village, flying at the speed of a storm.
Gu Tian sat cross-legged under the big tree by the pond in the middle of the village, Yan Xiulian bandaged his ear wound, and because of the use of a white cloth belt on his head, he looked like a filial son and grandson wearing linen and filial piety.
However, Gu Tian's face was full of resolute and serious expressions, without a trace of pain, as if he had lost two ears, which was just the loss of two strands of hair, or the loss of two insignificant ornaments.
Yan Xiulian persuaded him to go to those luxurious, beautiful, empty buildings to rest, but he sat down under the giant tree of the pond without saying a word.
The former village has changed beyond recognition, and the pond and the giant trees around it are still familiar and warm, enhancing his pride and ambition.
Yan Xiulian felt pity and helplessness for him, so she could only guard him every step of the way.
"Let's go," Gu Tian said coldly, "I wasn't a good man originally, I would only be crazy about my dreams, but now I have lost my ears and become more human-looking, you better leave me as soon as possible, don't miss the last days of your youth!"
"It's not your ears that I love, it's your heart!" Yan Xiulian was extremely resolute, and after sighing, she persuaded and explained, "That wandering ghost, it's really a little troublesome, you just let go of his two wives!
"Don't say more!" Gu Tian stopped loudly, "This is my village, this is my destination, I want to catch all those powerful ghosts who come to make trouble, and all of them will be reduced to nothing." ”
"I hope you really have this ability!" Mao Changsheng heard this from the air, spoke coldly, and drifted into the distance next to Gu Tian, "I pity you are a strong and confident man, but you can't take away my love and capture my big ...... Big sister and little sister. They haven't made trouble in Yanhuang Village, you should be realistic, you shouldn't generalize, and talk about ghosts very badly. Tell you, Yanhuang Village is my hometown in my previous life, and I am reluctant to change anything, but due to the times, it is impossible to remain the same......"
"If it becomes worse, if it becomes more unhappy and joyless, why do you want to promote change?" Gu Tian stood up proudly, "Needless to say, the two of us have made a move again, I lost, go away immediately, you lose, and you can't enter Yanhuang Village for half a step from now on." As for the two ghosts I caught, I will definitely not release them. As a descendant of a family of ghost hunters, he will never open his eyes to the ghosts that are caught. ”
"Why are you so stubborn?" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng asked loudly.
"Ghosts are more venomous than snakes. If you don't die if you fight a snake, you will suffer from it! Let the tiger return to the mountain, and there will be endless troubles!" Gu Tian said categorically.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng disagreed, and said with a sneer: "There are exceptions to everything, and it is not the attitude of those who do big things." ”
"Hmph, I'm an upright person, and I still need a lonely ghost to teach?" Gu Tian stretched out his backhand to the back of his neck.
"Slowly, slowly," the poor ghost Mao Changsheng took a step back, "Don't be busy fighting, fighting is the most primitive and stupid act, and many times not only will not solve the problem, but will make the problem more and more." ”
With that, he took off the ghost gourd on his belt.
Gu Tian's right hand froze and didn't understand, and asked loudly: "How can my most powerful gourd be in your hand?"
"Picked up," the poor ghost Mao Changsheng smiled lightly, "As the saying goes, when you pick it up, you should buy it, but you can't get it when you are an official." Hey, this can only be my possessions. If you want, you can negotiate. ”
Gu Tian sneered, put down his hand, and said distrustfully, "Is it possible to trade?"
"Of course. Objects, no matter how rare, are objects after all. The poor ghost Mao Changsheng's eyes swept Gu Tian's waist, "Money is like dung, benevolence and righteousness are worth a thousand gold, I will return you to the ghost gourd, and you will return my old ...... Friends. Inside this gourd, there are also forty-eight cubic meters of dark coins, which is enough for you to buy a hell from Lord Hades. ”
Gu Tian's lips opened slightly, he shook his head slowly, and said, "I don't want hell, I want a village where I can live in peace!"
"You're too stubborn!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng tossed lightly, and threw the white ghost gourd in his hand towards Gu Tian.
Gu Tian was stunned, caught it, shook it, frowned, and said, "Your words are true, there are indeed a lot of terrifying dark coins in here." However, this gourd was originally mine, and I won't let go of your big and small wives because I was moved—they are terrible!"
After that, honestly and unceremoniously put the gourd into his arms.
"Are you so hard-hearted?" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng was stunned, and his heart was pounding.
"I hate hard hearts. Yan Xiulian shouted loudly, ripped off the two gourds on Gu Tian's trouser belt, and immediately stepped aside, "Gu Tian, I love you, but this wandering ghost is so affectionate and righteous, you are unmoved, it disappoints me so much!"
"I'm not going to be the kind of person you want me to be. Gu Tian was very cold, but he was still a little emotional, "Take it, don't open it!" You and I are human beings, we can't help the abuse, we can't help the ghosts to bully us humans!"
"Gu Tian, I'm sorry!" Yan Xiulian raised her hand and threw the two gourds at the poor ghost Mao Changsheng, smiled miserably, and crashed into the giant tree.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng grabbed the two gourds, and he had already flashed to Yan Xiulian's head, and gently wiped Yan Xiulian's head.
Yan Xiulian's head didn't hit the number, she grazed the body of the tree and threw herself forward, falling to the ground, bursting into tears.
Gu Tian was stunned for a moment, stepped to Yan Xiulian's side in two steps, hugged Yan Xiulian up, and said softly: "Why bother like this, let's go!"
This gentle voice came from Gu Tianzhi's mouth, is it true?
Yan Xiulian was stunned for a moment, then smiled like a flower, and leaned her head on Gu Tian's chest, gentle as water.
Gu Tian didn't say a word, and strode towards the green mountain at the end of the village with Yan Xiulian in his arms.
"Bring your treasure gourd!" Mao Changsheng instantly uncovered the two gourds with spells, his mouth shook downward, and then he threw the gourd towards Gu Tian.
Gu Tian ignored it, and the two ghost gourds fell on the concrete pavement and fell into pieces.
"Give you back!" Gu Tian hugged Yan Xiulian with one hand, and raised his hand back.
The gourd containing a huge amount of money from the underworld flew towards the poor ghost Mao Changsheng.
Mao Changsheng caught it and looked at it in bewilderment.
"Brother Mao, pull us!"
On the ground, the scissors ghost Mei Yixiang and the steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu all screamed in unison.
"Oh!"
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng slapped himself, and it was unusually loud.
In mid-air, a hail of stones flew down immediately.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng immediately pounced on the two female ghosts.