My dad looked at me and asked, "What's wrong with your face?" "I just remembered that when I ran out of the Spirit Bone Tower of the funeral home last night, I fell inexplicably and broke my face. I can't explain it, so I have to say that I wrestled on the night road last night. My dad hurriedly went downstairs to buy me a potion, and then I felt pain in the soles of my feet, so I pulled over with my hand and took off my socks to take a look, and found that the soles of my feet were full of big bubbles.

What's going on? I've been in the car last night and haven't walked far, how can I grind the soles of my feet like this? I called Fang Gang with questions to complain. Fang Gang laughed: "Usually customers call you to tell you about the situation, and today you also won the trick!" "I'm so angry that he's still laughing.

Fang Gang said: "Just kidding, you tell me the situation carefully from yesterday to now, don't miss any details, including your constipation." ”

I carefully told me about last night's events, and Fang Gang said, "It seems that I want to congratulate you, you now have another ability." ”

"What ability?" I asked, confused.

Fang Gang said: "You have been in this business for almost two years, and you can be regarded as a senior brand dealer, haven't you found it yet?" "I told him not to sell it, and if he had something to say, he should say it quickly.

Fang Gang smiled at this time: "Your kid has weak yang qi and low luck, but sometimes you can see ghosts." When I heard this, I was dumbfounded.

Fang Gang helped me analyze one by one, and I had to admire this old brother's shrewdness. When I went to Bijie in Guizhou from Thailand, Sun Xicai was already possessed by the "last yang man" Zheng Yonggui. Generally, there are only two environments for the storage of urns, and those who want to save money will be stored in the spirit bone tower, and those who have enough money will buy a cemetery and put the urn in it. Of course, the kind of people who like to keep their urns at home or even at the bedside are not on this list. But ghosts are more afraid of loneliness than the living, so no ghost likes the Bone Tower and the cemetery, and Zheng Yonggui is the same.

As for how the funeral supplies store that Sun Xicai purchased got Zheng Yonggui's urn out of the Spirit Bone Tower, I don't know, in short, after the urn was placed in the Buddha shop, he came into contact with the yang energy of the living every day, and Zheng Yonggui's Yin Spirit never wanted to return to the Spirit Bone Tower.

And I repeatedly tried to get rid of the Yin Spirit, Zheng Yonggui hated me to death, until I used the method taught by Fang Gang to attach Zheng Yonggui's Yin Spirit to the Buddha card, and planned to send it to Thailand to Master Azan to suppress the spirit, and the Yin Spirit resented me to the extreme. I don't know what the reason is, it actually broke away from the Binling Buddha card and attached it to Sun Xicai, this is good, the Yin Spirit can manipulate Sun Xicai's actions and thoughts, and start to take revenge on me.

Fang Gang said: "When Sun Xicai received the business in Guizhou, he made up his mind to pit you, but in the end he didn't succeed. And he quietly sent your photo and nails to the funeral home Zheng Yonggui's urn location, just to curse people. ”

I have never heard the word "ghost curse people", Fang Gang continued: "Ghost curses can be seen everywhere, and there are a lot of businesses you have taken over the past year or so, in fact, the yin spirit is dissatisfied with someone in the yang world and has resentment, so he will use the power of the ghost to influence him, so that his luck will be reduced and his body will deteriorate. The symptoms are always nightmares, physical discomfort, ghost pressing, failure to do things, and often bad luck. If the yang energy continues to weaken and the yin energy is strong, you will still be able to see things that ordinary people can't see, such as the wandering lonely ghosts. ”

"But I haven't seen a ghost in the past few days!" I didn't quite believe his words.

Fang Gang sneered: "You couldn't sleep last night, you ran from your house to the street, and saw a man sitting in the middle of the road crying, and many cars drove by." In fact, it is a ghost, it should have died in a car accident, and the body has not been claimed by the family, so the ghost is not gone, crying at the accident site every night; When you enter the funeral home compound, you see a lot of people dangling in the courtyard, and those are actually ghosts, and the funeral home sends corpses every day, so there are more ghosts there; Escaping from the funeral home, you see a taxi passing by on the side road, and when you wave for a taxi, two men on the side of the road think your movements are strange. It's because it's just an illusion of you, and others can't see it at all, so in their eyes, you are just running to the middle of the road and waving your hands around, of course, they will think that you are abnormal. ”

After listening to Fang Gang's analysis, I felt chills on my body for a while, and I felt even more uncomfortable. Fang Gang continued: "It's not easy for you, it's hard to meet the bardo ferry, and you were actually hit by you, even I envy you." ”

I was completely devastated, and shouted at Fang Gang on the phone, Fang Gang smiled and said, "Just kidding, you have no sense of humor!" You didn't really get on that ghost car, check the map, see how many kilometers you walked from the funeral home to that village, sleepwalking for so long, it's no wonder that the soles of your feet don't grind out big bubbles! ”

These words became reassuring, and I finally put my heart back in my stomach. Crying and sad face, he asked Fang Gang: "How do I have to solve this matter?" Now I feel like I'm seriously ill every day, and I don't have the heart to eat. ”

Fang Gang thought for a while: "There is only one way, get rid of the Yin Spirit of that Yang man Zheng Yonggui and let it leave Sun Xicai, otherwise this kid will go against you." You can find a way to bring Sun Xicai to Thailand, and I'll take care of the rest. Money is negotiable, but don't be too stingy. ”

I said dejectedly, "As long as you don't take the opportunity to knock me off, you can do anything." Fang Gang laughed on the phone.

He laughed, and I couldn't. In order to make up a reasonable excuse to take Sun Xicai to Thailand, I really spent a lot of brains directly saying that I would take them on a free trip, but Sun Xicai now has Zheng Yonggui's Yin Spirit possessed in his body, and the Yin Spirit has long known that I want to send it to Thailand for a long time, and I guess I will definitely not agree. I have long heard Fang Gang say that ghosts have "his heart", which means that it can know what people think in most situations, so this thing is quite difficult to do.

Suddenly I remembered the story my mother had told me before, that it was a distant uncle in the countryside who had been a bit chattering since he was a child, and often sleepwalked at night. When I mentioned this at lunchtime, my mother said, "That's my third uncle, who lives in Dongshan Tsuizi." When I was alive, I always got up early in the morning and started to tell people that I went out to visit a market last night, but it was lively, and there were all kinds of things sold. He went shopping for a long time before he went home and went back to sleep, and then his family would find him blistered all over his feet, and his hot suede shoes had been torn, and he died of illness before he was forty years old, and he had never been married. ”

I thought to myself, isn't this what the fuck is me? My mother asked me why I asked about this, and I just said that I suddenly remembered it, so I asked casually.

In the afternoon, I went to the hospital near my home to see a doctor, and I did seven or eight tests alone, such as whole blood components, liver function, chest X-ray, and electrocardiogram. The doctor, a middle-aged woman, read the examination report, listened left and right with a stethoscope, rolled my eyelids and looked at the tongue coating, and finally made me lie on the hospital bed and press the internal organs one by one with his hands. After tossing for a long time, the female doctor picked up a brush and wrote a few lines on the medical record book, printed out a list and threw it to me: "Pay the fee." ”

I looked at the payment slip and it read, "Stress leads to moderate anxiety." The prescription was: "Trimethoxine, fenalol." ”

Out of the consultation room, I sighed, in fact, I knew better than anyone what caused it, so I crumpled the payment slip in the elevator and threw it into the paper basket.

When the heat is near, the weather is getting hotter and hotter, because I am not feeling well and my mood is also poor, my classmates and friends are looking for me to drink and pick up girls, and they are all pushed by me. I sleep at night and have nightmares, and the thing I fear the most is being sleepy. Moreover, as long as the Five Poisonous Oil Necklace is worn on me, the liquid inside is light gray, and it is normal to stay away from me, which shows that I am indeed affected by the ghost of Zheng Yonggui.

That night, I used the Internet to play games to resist the sleeping demon, but I still lost, so sleepy that my eyelids were fighting, just when I raised my hand to surrender and was about to go to bed, the mobile phone text message rang, opened it and looked, the content was very simple, only five words:

"Do you see things?"

The so-called "seeing things" is the name of the Northeast people, that is, there is a special kind of person called the "immortal family", who can be possessed by a certain spiritual animal that has cultivated into an immortal to solve things that ordinary people can't solve at all. For example, curing evil diseases, communicating with deceased people, speculating on the future, etc., are very popular in Tohoku. But how can I do this, and I am already sleepy, so I only replied with two words: "No." "Continue to sleep.

When I woke up the next day, I found that there was a new text message on my phone, which was sent by the person last night: "Excuse me, I'll find someone else." ”