"Ham sausage, let me go back."

Dinghammer didn't want to stay any longer, he walked out of the door of the restaurant and began to call for ham sausage, and the ham sausage replied more simply, and hung up the phone before it cooled down, leaving Dinghammer to fend for himself.

This time, the hammer can be regarded as living on the streets. The old house had been torn down, the academy had been put under martial law after nine o'clock, and there was not much to do except walk alone in the empty streets with a pack of wild dogs.

And just as he was about to light a cigarette, a red light suddenly fell from the sky and enveloped him in it, and then a strong and incomparably dizzy sensation hit, and the stomach full of rice almost spewed out in one gulp.

But just as he was about to vomit, he suddenly felt grounded, and when he opened his eyes, he found himself standing in a teleporter, in front of him was a ham sausage with a seafood noodle and a refreshing meal.

"Didn't you say it didn't cool down?"

"Just cooled, problematic?" The ham sausage head was not raised: "Do you feel cool?" ”

Seeing her with her head down and smiling secretly, Dinghammer suddenly felt the malice of the world towards him, the ham sausage is one hundred percent deliberately tossing him, maybe it is impossible to put this kind of bad thing on other people, but it can be put on the ham sausage...... It was strange that she couldn't think of anything else she could do other than something of such a nasty nature.

"You did it on a purpose!"

"You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. Which eye did you see me on purpose? The ham sausage drank the soup of the seafood noodles in two bites, and then scooped out half a bowl of water from the fountain next to him and threw it at the feet of the hammer: "I warn you, if you dare to slander me again, I will let you die for me!" ”

The hammer was splashed all over his face, and he wiped the fishy water on his face: "Mom...... You throw it away, why do you still fill half a bowl of water, how fucking perverted are you? ”

"Is there one?" The tone of the ham sausage suddenly changed: "But I saw that those women in the TV series did this, and I saved face for you." Otherwise, a basin will be buckled on your head. ”

"It's not impossible for you to buckle it, but you can use the noodle buckle directly, what does it mean to fill it with water?"

"That's it......" The ham sausage bar smacked twice: "That noodle is delicious, it's the fishbone ramen we ate in the imperial capital at that time, and the boss is the same person." He moved here last year. Walk. I invite you to eat. ”

"You're going to eat for me?" The hammer looked the ham sausage up and down: "You have money?" ”

"Money?" The ham sausage blinked his eyes: "No one dares to ask for money for a big meal in the imperial capital, and it costs money to eat his bowl of broken noodles?" ”

Dinghammer rubbed his temples and let out a long sigh: "How did you grow so big." It's not easy. ”

As he spoke, he suddenly reacted: "No! Am I telling you about noodles? Why don't you get me back without saying hello? ”

The ham sausage turned its head and glanced at the hammer resentfully, then bent his knees, flicked it up hard, and disappeared into the night sky in an instant......

"......"

Dinghammer watched the ham sausage disappear into the night sky, and shook his head helplessly. He found out that even if this guy became a human, he was still as virtuous as a cat, moody and unreasonable...... The kung fu of messing around is definitely at the full level. And it's a natural skill.

And when he slowly walked back, the ham sausage suddenly rushed back to his side and patted him on the shoulder: "Damn, I'll just talk nonsense with you." Say! Who did you meet! ”

Dinghammer was stunned: "Who did I see?" ”

"I just noticed that your adrenaline level is 15 percent higher than usual, and your eyeballs are slightly congested and dilated, which means that your dopamine levels in your body have increased dramatically. The pink color on your skin indicates that you have been in a state of vasodilation, so you have been in a state of high euphoria for some time within two hours. As he spoke, the ham sausage leaned over the hammer and sniffed: "A faint smell of perfume, a fragrance of neroli citrus." This should be the base note, then there is only one perfume in the world that has this smell, it is the Carginel Wild Elf, with top notes of orange, middle notes of lemon, and base notes of orange. The price of this perfume is 30 grams of gold per ounce, which is not available to ordinary people, who have you met? Say! ”

Dinghammer blinked and looked at the ham sausage: "Isn't it, you, aren't you a cat?" How can you know so much? ”

"This perfume is named after my milk, who do you think invented it?"

"......" Dinghammer looked at the ham sausage: "It's you...... Your nickname is Carkinnell, huh? ”

"Fart, my nickname is obviously a wild elf, okay?" Ham sausage looked quite dissatisfied: "You know a fart, you haven't told me who you met, you don't say that you will die today." ”

"Bai Fei ......"

"Sure enough! I knew it! You must have gone to see that vixen, why are you so shameless? People don't look down on you at all, and you're still so skinny to get behind other people's butts to smell the commotion, do you want to have a face? Look at this city, you are also a figure with a head and a face, can you save some face for yourself? ”

"Why are you so excited?"

"Am I excited? What do you say I'm excited about, people are about to get engaged! It's about to become someone's canary, what else can you do besides look at it and stick to someone's cold ass with a hot face? Are you so inseparable from women? ”

Dinghammer really didn't want to mess with ham sausage anymore, so he waved his hand perfunctorily: "You fart, you're not my person." ”

"Well, you forgot, didn't you? Forget who I am, do you? ”

Dinghammer was stunned: "What identity?" ”

Without saying a word, the ham sausage kicked the hammer's ass: "Your girlfriend!" Fiancee! ”

"Don't make a fuss, it's weird and disgusting." Dinghammer frowned and shook his fingers: "It's okay to be a buddy, do you know what I thought when you said that just now?" ”

"What?"

"Thinking of you riding on me with your bare ass, stuffing a rein in my mouth, and smacking my ass with a whip while gulping down and eating meat in large chunks......" Dinghammer reached out to the ham sausage: "Look, goosebumps. ”

"Roll !!" The ham sausage roared and slapped off the hammer's hand, and then ran all the way away, that look and posture were a must......

And when the second monk was puzzled, a voice suddenly floated next to him, the voice of an old acquaintance:

"It's been two years since I left, and you haven't been able to come and see my child when it's born."

Dinghammer turned around: "Mu Shan? ”

That's right. It should be Mushan. As for why it should be, because Mu Shan has really changed too much from two years ago, his glasses are gone, his face has a little more time to give him vicissitudes, and a beard has grown on his chin. And that's not the most significant change. The biggest change was in the way he looked.

In the impression of the hammer. Mu Shan is a gentle and elegant innocent good man, but now what he is in front of him is full of a kind of killing and decisive fierceness, just from this point. He really has something to do with the strength of his A-class warriors, and his small flat head obviously looks more manly and handsome.

"I haven't seen you for a few days, and you've become like this, huh? Brother glasses. ”

Mu Shan looked the hammer up and down, pursed his lips and smiled: "You are still the same, let's go have a drink together?" ”

"Have a drink? Okay, you, it turned out that asking you to drink some wine was to kill your dog, and now you actually take the initiative to drink a drink? ”

Mu Shan smiled indifferently: "I invite you." ”

"Where to go? Your home? Or a hotel? ”

"Go to my house, of course." Mu Shan didn't say a word: "You haven't seen my son yet." ”

This meal, Dingzhu really knew a lot, in the two years that he left. More has happened than in the 10 years of the 7th arrondissement, first with the collapse of the financial system, then with the beginning of the turmoil, then with inflation, so that the country that had been so well tossed and turned down like this, and the once-admired president has been forced to resign by the people who once supported him after the failure of the Second Restoration. The measures promised by the chief judge of the arbitration commission, which is now in power, to restore the normal order of the country cannot be carried out due to various reasons.

And that guy is a garbage in Mu Shan's eyes, the political struggle is first-class, and the governance of the country is a scumbag. In the end, he actually used his relatives, who had been abandoned for many years, to attract foreign forces to join, which in Mu Shan's eyes was no different from betraying the country.

"The War Department declared an hour earlier the independence of the Republic of China in the north, preparing to become an enclave of the 3rd district. Although they are slightly inferior in economy with absolute force, they will not be able to die for a while and a half with the blood transfusion of the third district and the three major groups, but I think this is not a long-term solution, and when the seventh district is completely dismembered, they will lose their role. Roger made a wrong move, and the whole game was wasted with one wrong move. Mu Shan took a sip of a large glass of wine: "As for us, as a new information path, Ye Zi announced at the first time that he would not take refuge in any party, only maintain autonomy and not independence, and abide by neutrality. At the same time, it has been promised to protect by the 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th and 11th districts, so we have become the last confidence of the 7th district, don't you think? What was a barren land in the past has now become an important chess piece that can determine the fate of the country. ”

Dingzhu rolled his brows: "That means that I can slap people wherever I go now, and then he doesn't dare to lose his temper with me?" ”

"That's all you have to offer?"

"Or else?"

"Okay." Mu Shan laughed: "But I also don't think this is a long-term solution, Teacher Heluo is already adjusting, hoping that the Super Soldier Academy will move here." ”

"Nope." The hammer shook his fingers: "Don't do that." ”

"Why?"

"That's what the dean meant." Dinghammer was a little drunk, leaning back in his chair with a slightly hazy look: "I just know how close this real SSS level is to God, I didn't understand what he said to me some time ago, but now I understand." He said that the Super Academy could never be moved, not even if there was only one person left, because that was where the faith of the Seventh District was located, and if it collapsed, the last breath of the Seventh District would probably be broken. ”

"Some time ago?"

"Before I left, two years ago."

"I said that the master had been dead for four months, and his last words were only four words, and he would not retreat. His classmates took his place. Mu Shan lowered his eyes: "Let's pay a visit when you have time." ”

"No, no, no, I need to visit him." Dingzhu looked at Mu Shan: "The dean has given me a task, and I am going to complete it." ”

As soon as the words fell, a hideous golem phantom suddenly appeared behind the hammer, with blue eyes, solemn expression, and shining armor on his body, full of majesty.

"Power can be passed on." Dinghammer lowered his head and smiled, and raised his head again: "Responsibility can naturally be inherited." ”

"You mean ......"

"Lord Dean has passed on his powers to me, and I use them to suppress the guy behind me." Dingzhu smiled: "I don't know when it will break free." It may not be long, but I know that I have enough time to help the dean fulfill his wish, and I should repay the master and apprentice. Since leaving is inevitable for me, then as a gentleman. Do something. ”

After speaking. Dinghammer turned and left, then went straight back to the mayor's office, and summoned the secretary overnight to prepare the recording room. He's going to broadcast a live lecture of his own to the world.

"The level is different." When he was putting on makeup, he said to the leaves and ham sausages who came over to see what was going on: "We have to be more careful, and someone will translate my speech for me later." ”

Although the ham sausage couldn't help what the hammer was going to do, Ye Zi seemed to vaguely know something, but no matter how the ham sausage was coquettish and asked, Ye Zi and the hammer tacitly didn't tell the ham sausage, and just let her know that they would listen carefully to that speech.

"The speech is ready." Miao took out a manuscript and handed it to the hammer: "The manuscript you asked for two years ago is only reading now, it's really late." ”

"At that time, it was impulsive, if I really read it. I'm afraid I'm going to be played to death by now. Dingzhu smiled: "Now, it's just right." ”

After saying that, he smacked a few times and died of the manuscript: "And I never read." ”

After putting on makeup and signaling that the director could start, Dingzhu slowly got up and wore a luxurious dress. Walked up to the camera and cleared his throat: "Good evening, everyone. ”

"I'm the mayor of Gilgamesh, and my name is Sun Dingzhu. Some people are new to me, and some people are familiar with me. It doesn't matter, it's unfamiliar. You'll be familiar with it after today. ”

"This time, on behalf of my city, that is, Gilgamesh, I announce to you that I am officially separated from the seventh district......" Dingzhu smiled and gasped: "The Arbitration Committee of the seventh district is under the jurisdiction, and Gilgamesh only exists as an autonomous and free city, and anyone who wants to get their hands on this city will listen to it, dare to invade, and the end you know." ”

At this point, the picture suddenly switched to the face of the little glasses, and he looked at the camera and asked, "Is it okay?" ”

After receiving an affirmative reply, the little glasses raised the baton in his hand high and waved it down heavily: "Volley!" ”

Then all the artillery fire of the entire large construction site began to fire intensively at the same time, towards the plain no man's land in the distance, and then I saw that layers of flames exploded in an instant within a radius of dozens of kilometers, and the huge explosion shook the entire city with a buzzing noise, and the glass of almost high quality directly turned into fragments, and the huge shock wave even caused strong winds to blow within a range of hundreds of kilometers, and the whole world could detect the shock caused by this round of salvo, like an earthquake.

"This is the last dignity of the 7th district, here is the last trench of my teacher and my friends, I hope you can think clearly, if Gilgamesh's hammer flag does not fall, then it will represent a fight to the death." Dinghammer suddenly laughed: "Also, by the way, this city is still a place full of love, tolerance and vitality, I hope you will come to do business more." ”

"As for some organizations and individuals with bad intentions, I want you to understand your own weight, this city built with all the efforts of the whole country is not as fragile as you think. Of course, there are the countries that are making waves in the back, and you are great at turning District 7 from a great power into a rag state on the verge of collapse, but this is my final warning to you, don't let me use something strange on you. ”

As soon as the words fell, the screen switched, and a small mushroom suddenly rose in the night sky in the distance, reaching the sky. It was like the morning sun, making the dark earth suddenly bright, and the smoke and dust he raised even blocked the stars.

After this video, the speech stopped abruptly, and Dinghammer took off his bow tie and walked out of the live broadcast room, then looked at the stunned ham sausage and said with a smile: "It's just a video, a video controlled by mental power, using the real-life synthesis of what we saw in that world, to ensure that there are no flaws, there is no such thing in this world, it's strange if they don't scare pee." ”

"Why are you doing that...... You're equal to ......" Ham Sausage's eyes widened: "Do you know what you're doing?" ”

"Protect a country that once protected me, comfort an old man who entrusted me with his responsibility, and complete my last transaction in this world." Dingzhu smiled, looked up at the ham sausage, and then pinched her nose: "It's not much more complicated than selling steamed buns." ”

The idea and practice of the hammer have surprised people all over the world. The boss of the arbitration committee smashed the TV, Roger applauded heartily, the boss of the three major arsenals looked dead, the eyes of the spring in the military headquarters were like torches, and Bai Fei who was sitting on the princess's bed laughed with tears.

"Why did you suddenly ......" Ham Sausage wanted to continue asking, but the conversation was picked up by Yezi: "Didn't you notice?" Was the reason why the city was able to be built so quickly was actually to exhaust all the mobilizable forces of the country? I think maybe that's what history has given him, but ...... Such a hammer, I like it! ”

The ham sausage walked past them at this time: "Let's go, let's go to the imperial capital, leave tomorrow, and give the arbitration committee a big gift package." ”

"You just want to save Bai Fei!" Ham sausage was furious: "I won't pay attention to you anymore!" ”――

There is an explanation later