943 Kung Fu Panda – Levi
943 Kung Fu Panda - Levi (1st Shift, 4th Shift Today, Asking for a Monthly Pass)
The clock was pushed back to August 19. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The eighteenth passed easily, and Chunri stayed in the KTV all day, until the evening Shijiuliu and Embarrassment couldn't speak, but Li Wei added a holy light technique to save the throats of these two people - but it is worth mentioning that Chunri's throat did not have anything to do.
On the 19th, Li Wei was caught by Chun Ri to catch cicadas - the original Li people stayed away from this insect, and believed that the vast majority of ordinary people in the Celestial Empire would not be interested in this kind of thing. I heard that there is a heavy taste that likes to raise spiders to play, but most people still feel very disgusted by this kind of thing - not that everyone is a supreme treasure and can be with spiders xxoo. Of course, I heard that there is a recent game that celebrates this interracial love, which has nothing to do with this book, so I won't show it for the time being.
All in all, this day, because he had killed a spider as big as a human in World of Warcraft, he didn't have any idea about facing any more disgusting things. After capturing Xia Cicada for a day, Chun Ri won the first place as it deserved, while Levi did the last place and was criticized by the whole group. Later in the evening, Changmen and Levi perform a routine saliva exchange, and at the last moment find the legendary Xia Cicada - by the way, about twenty meters long and seven or eight meters high. Have you seen the super bugs in "Galaxy Sentai"? It's something like this - before level 5, it's a legendary boss?
In the blink of an eye, nineteen days without xxoo passed, and Levi ushered in the ninety-five thousand and one August 20.
"Put this on!"
In a very unique supermarket, Liang Gong happily carried a black and white panda costume and handed it to Li Wei. The stars in his eyes didn't say anything at all, and Levi's eyes were embarrassed except for embarrassment.
It seems that Suzumiya has some secret agreement with the owner of this supermarket, and what she needs now is for Levi to perform in this [cute] panda suit.
Of course, from embarrassment to real long-term stay, everyone can run - more of course, except for Liang Gong herself.
“…… I refuse. Without hesitation, Levi took the panda suit and threw it aside. Almost face to face and Liang Gong fought together, competing with each other.
"Well, I'll reject your refusal." Ryokiya is certainly not a fuel-efficient lamp.
"You super cone! If you have the ability, you can also wear it and try it! It's 30 degrees above zero, and you're going to get heat stroke! Wouldn't it be nice if you just let the embarrassment wear it? ”
"Why am I the only one who suffers? Li Jun, you are too much! Of course, I complained.
"Oh...... is worthy of being the king of complaints, rushing over while complaining. Li Wei and Liang Gong were stunned at that time.
“…… You damned lovers, I want to crucify you just like that—together! Embarrassed and furious without hesitation.
But the question is, what does it do?
[Enclosed space forms an alarm.] For a long time, there has never been a panda outfit in the past. 】
“…… It's better than a frog. ”
Self-deception, fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter, Li resigned himself to wearing this outfit.
[I'm a master god gamer, I'm a high-end player of the main god game, I'm a guy who has met hundreds of thousands of names, and I've met a man with boundless horror - but why did I plant it in front of this girl? ] 】
Looking at Chun Ri's appearance of laughing in front of him, Levi was speechless for a while.
[Eighty percent, it's because I'm a main god gamer - I've experienced a lot of perverted things, but I have encountered such a peaceful thing and ......]
"Hahahaha...... I didn't expect you guys to be so cute when they put on this kind of thing, hahaha......"
Holding his stomach, Liang Gong pointed at Li Wei and smiled, almost no one looked like him.
“…… You......" Levi threw the plastic knife in his hand to the ground without hesitation: "Don't go too far!" I don't want to think about who I'm doing now, Ren Xing is conscientiously dressing up Xiao ugly! ”
"Don't worry, not now." Liang Gong suddenly hugged Li Wei...... Doll-outfit arm: "As long as I want, you have to work hard for another three thousand six hundred years." ”
……?!?! I don't want to do 95,000 more reincarnations.
"Hurry up and get to work! Otherwise, I will sentence you to death! ”
“…… I am a priceless treasure in our country! Levi, who was wearing a panda costume, seemed to have started to ox 13: "If you kill me, moving me is a death sentence in our country!" ”。
The three people who were appointed, Shi Jiuliu, Changmen, and Yu Xu, wore frog costumes and handed out various leaflets, while Li was wearing an airtight doll costume when the facility was 30 degrees. Although there are nano biochemicals to pretend to cool down, the psychological effect makes him feel very depressed.
"Oh...... Kung Fu Panda? "Soon, it attracted a lot of children, as well as parents with children who stopped and watched – maybe you have a talent for this?
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"Goo-dong...... Gollum ...... Ha. ”
Levi drank the Coke in his hand, slumped on the seat in the supermarket staff lounge, and exhaled, "I'm so tired......"
“…… It's really hard for you, tossing and turning there. It was rare for Embarrassment to pity Levi, and said with a sympathetic look: "I will give you incense when I die." ”
"As long as you remember me." Levi waved his hand and said with a look of effortlessness: "If you still remember, remember to give me incense, if I die, no one will remember my existence." ”
"Huh?"
"But, it's really a chore - I just went to deal with a real kung fu panda, and that guy really beat the 100,000 meng I killed...... It's hard to deal with—ah, thank you—" Levi smiled and thanked him for holding him another bottle of Coke, and then continued to complain with a long face: "Sure enough, the most terrifying thing is this kind of guy, with a tiger and a snake, but now I killed them all...... Ah, are you going to my house? Panda rou, tiger bone wine, snake soup, it's hard to eat. ”
“…… Can you not always say such horrible things casually? ”
Yu Xu shivered and complained: "It's cold." ”
"Count...... Never mind. Shijiu also shook his head timidly: "Snake soup ......"
"If our Saber were here, Tiger Rou would love the house and Wu with Lion Rou and wouldn't let them eat - so I'll do it well this time." While saying things that make people feel weird.
"Yo! Guys, look what I've brought back! ”
Suddenly, the cool palace broke in. In the surprised eyes of everyone in the lounge, he held the head of the panda costume and said: "Qiang Qiang ~ Kung Fu Panda debuts ~"
Levi almost vomited his bitter gall on the spot.
"This will replace everyone's wages, I wanted it a long time ago~ In the future, as a day, he put his face on the panda and rubbed it around: "Uncle said that for the sake of Levi's hard work, this will be given to us at a discount of 800 yen." ”
…… Hey, hey, hey!
"I was wrong......"
"Huh?" Chun Ri didn't understand what Levi meant by this.
"I thought it would be normal, but I was wrong. To be with you is to constantly feel new and strange - today, I thought I had encountered the most serious thing in the world, and tomorrow, I will find out how naïve I was yesterday. Levi hugged his head and cried.
"Hahaha, well said! This sentence should be written on the regimental record! En, that's right~ worthy of being my deputy head of the regiment, a special chair, a royal chef and a boyfriend ahahaha......"
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Later in the evening, the head of the regiment let everyone go, and today it seemed that she could sleep with her panda costume in her arms - I don't know where her mind was, or what something like a black and white panda could make her...... Feel?
Holding the dead panda, the dead tiger, and the dead snake, Levi pinched them all off in the bathroom and bled them with Saber's golden sword of victory...... Hmph, make your relationship with that lion so good.
Xiao Qi?
"Ding-dong." The MEN bell rings.
Levi didn't care, and went to open the men, carrying the bloody sword—because he knew that it was the chief who stood at the mouth of the men.
"Yo, are you coming to dinner?"
"......" looked at Levi's hand, then at Levi's face, shook his head indifferently, and nodded again.
"Come in first, anyway." Put away the sword, and Levi didn't intend to stall for time.
I just wanted to bow my head and hold Changmen in my arms - this routine is too familiar. However, the long man stepped back and avoided Levi. Then his mouth moved, as if he was chanting a spell, and all the blood on Levi's body disappeared.
Then, it was Changmenwen who hugged Levi, not Levi who hugged Changmen.
A very scientific approach?
Of course, after about thirty minutes of saliva, jiao changed ...... That's right, thirty minutes, Levi felt a little abnormal in his mind.
Long me-days are very useful - since I've done it before, don't do it this time.
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One watch, four watches today - the last day, how many monthly passes are given
Another: Next month, tomorrow's monthly pass, please
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