Chapter 9: The Farce Before the Return

Chapter 9: The Farce Before the Return

"Zhang Yunpeng, if you are willing to let me extract 500 grams of muscle tissue, I will give you Kobe beef for dinner to compensate you." At this time, Minako, who was holding a sharp scalpel in her hand, said excitedly to Zhang Yunpeng, who was curled up on the ground.

Zhang Yunpeng shook his head desperately, looking at the woman in front of him in horror who had transformed into a perverted corpse splitter like in the movie.

"What are you kidding? That's 500 grams of meat! Do you think that just Kobe beef can compensate me for the damage I suffered? Zhang Yunpeng thought sadly and indignantly in his heart.

"Ding Dong!" At this time, the doorbell rang suddenly.

Zhang Yunpeng suddenly felt that the sound of this doorbell was not an exaggeration to say that it was the most beautiful sound in the world.

Minako put down the scalpel in her hand and walked towards the door. While walking, he gestured to Zhang Yunpeng and motioned for him to hide quickly.

In desperation, Zhang Yunpeng had no choice but to reluctantly hide under the bed in Minako's room and eavesdrop on the movements outside the room.

I only heard the sound of Minako opening the door outside the room, and then a very nice female voice sounded.

"Sister Minako, why did it take so long to open the door? Tell me, is there a man hidden in the room? "It's a very crisp voice, but that's what it says......

"Ahh Weiwei, why are you back, didn't you say you won't be back until tomorrow morning? And how do you not bring the keys. Minako said.

"Hey, hey! I miss my sister Minako, come and kiss Sister Minako. The woman named Vivi smiled, then came up with open hands to hug Minako.

"Okay, Vivi, don't make trouble, are you hungry? I'll go and get you something to eat. Thinking of Zhang Yunpeng hiding in the room, Minako's face turned imperceptibly red, and she hurriedly said.

"It's still my sister Minako who knows that she feels sorry for me, I want to eat salmon sashimi, and Sister Minako, your boobs are getting bigger and bigger, I really don't know if I'm going to cheapen that man." As he spoke, he touched his hand towards Minako's chest.

Waving her hand to open Weiwei's salty pig hand, Minako blushed, glanced at her angrily and said, "It's such a big person, why are you still so improper, and that man will dare to ask you if you do it again." ”

"Hmph, the boys chasing Miss Ben have traveled for miles, but none of Miss Ben can be eye-catching." That Wei Wei first said with a small face and said very arrogantly, and then smiled and continued: "Because people only like my sister Minako, those stinky men, I feel disgusting when I look at them." ”

"Hey! I can't help it. Minako held her forehead and said helplessly.

Zhang Yunpeng, who was in the house, listened to it with relish, and he thought of it evil in his heart; "Could it be that this Weiwei is a lily, but I don't know if Minako is too? Amitabha, good and good......"

After a while, Vivi's voice came from outside the door again. "Sister Minako, people are going to take a bath, do you want to come along?"

Seeing that Minako ignored her, Weiwei stopped making trouble. She went to the bathroom, didn't close the door, just turned on the faucet, put water in the bathtub, and then took off her clothes one by one.

And coincidentally, the door of this bathroom is facing Minako's room, and this beautiful scene all fell into the eyes of Zhang Yunpeng, who was hiding under the bed.

Zhang Yunpeng is not a decent gentleman, he doesn't know what it means to be indecent and not to listen, and not to look at incivility, so he watched this scene of beauty bathing in the bathroom with peace of mind.

I saw this woman named Weiwei in her early twenties, with a delicate melon seed face, clear and bright pupils, curved willow eyebrows, long eyelashes trembling slightly, and white and flawless skin revealing a faint red pink.

Zhang Yunpeng's eyes hurriedly moved down again, and he suddenly felt a dry mouth.

But it can be seen that Weiwei in the bathroom has only a thin set of blood-pumping underwear left. Wrapped in red underwear, two amazing jade rabbits are about to emerge.

At this time, Weiwei's two hands had reached behind her back, trying to untie the shackles on her chest. But the movement of her hand suddenly stopped, for she seemed to feel that a gaze was secretly watching her at this time.

She looked around alertly, trying to find the owner of that gaze. Immediately, her beautiful eyes fell on Zhang Yunpeng, who was peeking under the bed.

It seemed to Vivi that a strange-looking bird was looking at her with her eyes shining under the bed.

Think about it, when you are taking a bath and a strange bird is looking at you obscenely, how will you react?

"Ah!!!!!!!!!!!h A scream that rang through the sky suddenly came from Vivi's cherry-like mouth......

After a period of chaos, Minako looked at Zhang Yunpeng with reproachful eyes.

At this time, Zhang Yunpeng was spreading his wings, his eyes were full of innocent looks, and his eyes seemed to say: "It's none of my business!" Whoever lets this chick take a bath doesn't close the door. As everyone knows, he himself was still complaining about Minako taking a shower and closing the door.

In the bathroom where the door had been closed, Wei Wei's frightened voice came: "Sister Minako, what is that strange bird, how can it be under your bed?" I also peeked at people taking a bath. ”

glanced at Zhang Yunpeng again, and Minako said; "This is an osprey that I adopted, it must have been found by the people in the association because of its wings, and it may have been sleeping under my bed just now."

"Oh, that's it, then why don't you keep it in a cage, so that you are not afraid of it defecating in the open?" Vivi in the bathroom asked again.

"Whatever you want! Lao Tzu is so handsome and chic, and the suave bird will defecate everywhere? Zhang Yunpeng thought angrily.

"Hehe, no, Xiao Yunyun is very well-behaved!" Minako looked at Zhang Yunpeng with a smile and said.

"Crunch!" The bathroom door opened, and Vivi walked out, wrapped in a pink bath towel.

Coming to the two of them, Wei Wei sat on the sofa and picked up the hair dryer, and said while blowing her wet hair: "Sister Minako, is its name Xiao Yunyun, how old is it?" Is it a female or a male? ”

"If it's a female, forget it, if it's a male...... Hey! As he spoke, he looked at Zhang Yunpeng with a sneer.

Zhang Yunpeng was not afraid of her threat, he pretended not to hear their conversation, and continued to comb the feathers on his body with his beak.

"Humph! Your chick doesn't close the door when she takes a bath, and it depends on Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben is a male bird, what can you do with Uncle Ben? Zhang Yunpeng sneered in his heart, he was not afraid of what this chick would do to him, because most male birds did not have that thing under them, and Zhang Yunpeng was no exception. This is not to say that these male birds are eunuchs, but the physiological structure of male birds is different from that of other animals.

Weiwei, who was blowing her hair, suddenly rolled her eyes, squeezed her eyes and asked with a wicked smile: "By the way, Sister Minako, is that vibrating egg that they bought for you last time still useful...... Not! ”

Hearing her words, Minako's face turned red with a "swish", she glared at Zhang Yunpeng in shame, and hurriedly rushed forward and covered Weiwei's mouth with her hand.

And Zhang Yunpeng still lowered his head and combed his feathers, as if he hadn't heard anything.

"Shake the egg? I won't tell you it's pink. ”