"Before I joined the army, I was the owner of a large amusement park, and it was because of this that I was able to soak in fighter confrontation games every day, with a group of children more than 20 years younger than me, shouting trumpets there, like a kind of mountain king who has no nails in the mountains and knows how many years he has end."

Pinching the notice of further study that ordinary people cannot get in their lifetime, he joined the sharp knife group with Qi Muyang, and swore to join the Boxianluo Military Fortress Guard, and now he is also a colonel, Komer, said indifferently: "I am used to a life without control, and I am thirty-six years old, I am too old, and I have stuffed too many things in my head, and it is impossible to hold it anymore." Zero's mentality, to accept knowledge that is completely unfamiliar to me, and even more reluctant to start as an ordinary student, let a group of instructors much younger than my age point at my nose and shout and scold every day. With such emotions, even if I went to the Fourth Naval Academy, I would probably be expelled from the academy soon. ”

Under the silent gaze of the others, Comer put down the letter of study in his hand that had signed his name, and said, "So, I give up." I will continue to work as a fighter pilot on the battlefield. I think it's good to continue to be a respected battle hero at the Poxianro Military Fortress, and even if you make any mistakes, you will be tolerated by everyone! ”

At this time, although Comer had a smile on his face, who among the people present could not see the faint bitterness in his eyes?

Before pushing open the door and walking out, Komer's body suddenly paused, and he said in a low voice: "Qi Muyang, you are different from me. You are much younger and simpler than me, and in your eyes, I can't even find confusion and hesitation. I firmly believe that in the special profession of a soldier, your road will be much longer than mine, and much longer than anyone in our knife team. And ......"

Speaking of this, Comer raised his head lightly, and said in a deep voice: "I am also a colonel now, only one step away from the major general, in these two years, I will try my best to kill the enemy, maybe when you come back from the Four Seas Academy, I have successfully shot down one thousand and twelve enemy planes on the battlefield, and it is your superior." So, the two of us, run as hard as we can on the road we have chosen! ”

It was only at this time that Qi Muyang finally understood why Comer would give up the opportunity to study at Sihai Academy. This man has the pride of never losing to anyone, of course he knows that entering the Sihai Military Academy to receive study is a life leap that ordinary people like them dream of, but if he chooses this path, then he can only follow behind Qi Muyang, and he will never be able to surpass Qi Muyang, a big boy who is thirteen years younger than him and has an official position one level higher than him.

Looking at Comer's lonely but still upright back, an indescribable heat suddenly rose from the bottom of Qi Muyang's heart, and he said loudly: "Okay, don't worry, even if you can surpass me in these two years, I will do my best to catch up!" ”

Comer smiled, from this time on, he knew that within two years, unless he died on the battlefield, he would definitely be able to climb to the position of lieutenant general as a starting point!

The door was gently closed.

Before he could savor this somewhat depressed and sad distinction, Comer's head suddenly poked out silently through the crack in the door, and he opened his mouth, and before he could speak, he let out two creepy laughs, only to feel that the temperature in the room had suddenly dropped by twenty-five degrees......

"Hey, hey, hey, ......"

"Actually, Qi Muyang, I admire you very much."

Comer stretched out a thumbs up to Qi Muyang: "You are a major general, higher than our official position, so the vacation is three months longer than ours, we have begun to smell the chickens and dance, you are still living a carefree life as a young master, we also admit this." But when you returned to the team, you also brought a girlfriend back, and there was even a way to get Commander Magee to arrange a captain's rank for your girlfriend who was so strong at first sight that God knows what kind of determination you had in order to dare to close your eyes and push your heart sideways on the bed. ”

"Don't be kidding, Renga is my sister."

Listening to Qi Muyang's subconscious explanation, Comer opened his mouth and said: "If that tiger girl is your sister, then I am your father!" ”

Choked the other party fiercely, Comer stretched out three fingers again, "Do you know why I suddenly have the motivation to work hard and take the lieutenant general as my goal at this stage?" Qi Muyang, you are a major general, you can bring a girlfriend, I have three pink and tender girlfriends in my hometown, twenty years younger than me, if you want to bring them into Boxianluo together, how can I climb to the position of lieutenant general, so I am embarrassed to open my mouth to Commander Maji, right? ”

"Two years, hehe, in two years, they will be eighteen years old, and they will be able to do things with me."

The old and serious Comer, the stable Comer, like a big brother, at a glance makes people feel a sense of trust in their hearts, at this time squeezed his eyebrows, and really showed a man's obscenity to the fullest, "You know, the pink flowers, the blooming beauty, the blend of spirit and flesh, the collision of young passion, and endless expectations, this is the most primitive motivation for a man to work hard!" Without Qi Muyang's responsibility as a major general, and without the consciousness of catching up with you, how could I complete the heroic feat of one against three and the old cow eating tender grass before they were pushed down in bed by other men when they became adults? How dare I be a husband and three wives, everyone has nothing to do, just sit down and play online games together, at least I can make up a table of mahjong dreams?! ”

Qi Muyang: "......"

The door closed again, but everyone sitting in the room could still clearly hear the obscene and erotic laughter of a bad uncle in the hallway. For a while, the depression of parting, the lonely back, and the sad emotions were all swept away...... It's a waste to be emotionally moved by such people!

But somehow, the accomplice who abducted the underage girl and the pervert uncle, such a feeling, became heavier and heavier in Qi Muyang's heart, and after staring at his eyes for a long time, Qi Muyang struggled to squeeze out a curse from his mouth: "Fuck, Komer, you are a bastard who is heavy on sex and light on friends!" ”

"Boss, don't you still have us?"

Picking up Qi Muyang's words, the person who relegated himself to the status of a junior brother as soon as he opened his mouth turned out to be the one who never liked to talk much, and always liked to stand there with a cool face and play handsome, but he was really stunted, and no matter how he looked at it, he felt a little naked and wearing a tie!

"If it weren't for the fact that my body was so poor that I couldn't do a lot of aerobatics flying a fighter jet, I would have been able to make it into the top 100. In my state, I couldn't withstand the hellish training of ordinary students in the first two months, so after thinking about it, I decided to apply for 'Heavenly Machine', a subject that pays more attention to IQ and brainstorming. ”

Speaking of which, Key, who was obviously tall and thin because of picky eating and lack of exercise, stood there, 100% like a telephone pole, a guy who was several years younger than Qi Muyang, sighed lightly: "I heard that the people who are qualified to learn the 'Heavenly Machine Technique' are all super geniuses with high IQs and brain frequencies that can be synchronized with the computer, and my IQ test only scored 212 points, and I don't know if it is enough." ”

Hearing this, everyone in the room rolled their eyes together.

A normal person's IQ is seventy-five to one hundred and twenty-five, and a person who can reach one hundred and fifty can be called a genius. A person with an IQ of 18 can basically remember it, and with an IQ of 212 points, he can already be called a genius among geniuses!

As for the Heavenly Machine, it is not the kind of charlatan who relies on fooling people to eat, nor is it on TV, those who have the wisdom of Zhuge and the super magic of Kong Ming's demons, it is impossible to pinch his fingers to understand the upper and lower five thousand years, and his eyes are even brighter as if he can see the future of mankind.

With the continuous maturity of science and technology, the computer has become more and more capable of processing logic and operation, and a watch-style personal portable microcomputer can already withstand the computing level of 10,000 giant computers a thousand years ago. No matter how the potential of the human brain is developed, it will never reach this level.

Nowadays, no one is stupid enough to play chess with a computer, because even if it is a child's doll computer, the logic combinator in it can calculate all possible chess moves and moves in ten seconds.

The use of computers to replace the human brain and carry out various logical operations has become an indispensable help in the military field.

But at the same time, computers have weaknesses that have not been able to be solved so far.

You pour a bottle of tomato juice on the paper and slap it a few times at random, and show it in front of humans, who can see the pattern as a few fluttering butterflies, as a flying flame, or as the most beautiful fiery cloud after the yellow halo. But put such a "work of art" in front of the computer's scanner, the computer will only tell you seriously, how many components are organic matter, how many components are inorganic, if you let the computer open the conversation box like Tang Seng, it will even give you a report on trace amounts of iron, tin, tungsten, and nickel.

To put it bluntly, computers lack the ability to think abstractly, let alone have the creativity that is unique to life. Therefore, computers can never really understand what human instinct is in the face of danger, nor what is the art of war.

As for the so-called celestial machine, it is a military strategy discipline that integrates human wisdom, including the intuitive instinct in the face of danger, with the ability of computer logic to calculate after human science and technology reach the post-aerospace era.

To a certain extent, they are an upgraded version of the army's operational staff, and only people like them can make the most effective judgment and deal with the overwhelming array of operational information when the war is in a stalemate. In the case that the battleship command room is destroyed by enemy fire and enters a state of five-level alert, the "Heavenly Machine" with the best talent can even use his own brain to directly connect with the entire battleship management system.

The tall and thin, obviously stunted, and self-righteous post-born boy in front of him, once he really succeeded in sharpening his head and entered the "Heavenly Machine" branch of the Fourth Naval Academy, he would immediately be pasted with four big golden characters on his body...... Super National Treasure!

Tian'er, the only female member of the sharp knife group, looked at the key at this time, and the girl's admiration for the idol had already appeared in her eyes, and even the small movements of the key became concerned. "key, you've been writing and marking on the paper since you came in, and you've been writing for more than 30 minutes now, even if you fill out an admission application, it won't take so long, do you still plan to write a genius essay on the admission application to show that you're different?"

"Of course not."

With a look of pride like a rooster crowing, Key raised the piece of paper in his hand that had been written all over by him, and said, "Since I want to join the 'Heavenly Machine' branch academy, I must understand the abilities required to join this branch academy. My IQ is enough, and my level of playing with computers is so-so, but I lack the courage of an excellent combat staff officer, and I lack the fortitude to fight against the odds. So from now on, I've started to work hard to cultivate my murderous aura! ”

"Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill...... Kill?! ”

Reading the same word on the paper, Tian'er's eyes widened and widened, and after a long time, she said: "In ancient times, Zhao Tian of Zhao State could talk on paper, but you are a few grades higher than him, and you can talk about 'killing' on paper." ”

"I also know that this kind of self-hypnosis of painting cakes to satisfy hunger and quench thirst is not the best way to cultivate murderous energy."

Key's gaze had fallen on Qi Muyang's face at this time, and the kind of longing, that kind of expectation, and that kind of naked need contained in his eyes made Qi Muyang have some kind of bad habits from Brokeback Mountain for this guy who was willing to call himself a little brother.

"Speaking of murderous aura, looking at the entire Poxianluo Military Fortress, I think Sister Liana is the heaviest. The first time I saw her, even though she didn't say anything, or even look me in the eye, I was still scared by the murderous aura she unintentionally exuded, and goosebumps jumped all over my body. ”

Key, a guy who is more than smart and has a slightly insufficient ability to observe the environment, finally showed his last hole card that is not allowed to be humanized to outsiders at this time: "I think, if the boss is willing to lend me Sister Lianjia for a few days, so that I can hold her all the time and absorb her murderous spirit......"

"Die!"

A suppressed scream suddenly came from the room, Qi Muyang glared viciously at the key who was beaten by him and had a long nosebleed, and said: "You undeveloped alien, a mutant hybrid between soybean sprouts and telephone poles, Snoopy, who was trampled by a hippopotamus, saw Lianjia for the first time, like a pervert and threw himself into her arms, and dared to put his head on her chest and arch there, if it weren't for me, the elder brother, who stopped it, you would have been beaten into a pile of meat sauce by her on the spot, How dare you say that you are here to ask me to lend you Lianjia for a few days, and you still want to hold her day and night? Believe it or not, I don't need Lianjia to do it, I'll kick you, the little pervert, the last eunuch of this century?! ”

Covering his sour nose, tears fell down with the nosebleed, but as if he had discovered a new continent, Key pointed at Qi Muyang and shouted happily: "Murderous, I also saw murderous anger in you, boss!" Sister Lianjia is your girlfriend, it doesn't matter if you don't let me hug it, if it really doesn't work, you can let me hug it for a few days, I'll move to your bachelor dormitory tonight. Don't worry, I'll only take love after you and Sister Ryunga have done it, and I promise I won't peek at it......"

"Bang!"

"Uh-huh......"

Key, who usually plays cool, doesn't like to say a word at all, and when he opens his mouth, it is like the Yangtze River flooding, and his mouth is so cheap that he obviously lacks tidying up, finally quiet.

Punched the key twice in a row, not to mention Qi Muyang, who was really a bit bossy, slapped the table heavily, glared at Tian'er, who was obviously startled, and Li Xiang, who had an indifferent face, and said, "What about you, tell me, what major do you plan to major in Sihai College?" ”

"I was very fond of flowers when I was a child, and there was a big sea of flowers in my yard, but one year I was sick, and my family didn't let me go out of the room, and of course I couldn't run into that sea of flowers anymore to pick the biggest, reddest, and most beautiful flower."

Speaking of her childhood, Tian'er's gaze was a little confused, "Although someone changes fresh flowers in the vase in my room every day, I have waited for more than ten days, and no one has picked the biggest, reddest and most beautiful flower and put it in the vase in my room." The more this happens, the more I want that flower, so I lie by the window every day, whether it's day or night, or wind and rain, staring at it every day, I can't see it, I feel uncomfortable, no matter how my family persuades, I don't want to leave that windowsill. In the end, the doctor came to the conclusion that I was suffering from moderate depression. ”

was punched twice by Qi Muyang on the nose, tears and snot flowed down his face, and at this time, he still didn't control his mouth, "You are not moderately depressed, it is obvious that the two-hearted bull temper has come up." ”

"Yes, the more psychiatrists give me psychotherapy and want me to explain the cause of my depression, the less I want to tell them. In order to open the window of my soul and let me know that the world is still beautiful and my family is still amiable, those doctors chirp in my ear every day, and some people, every time they visit me, will bring me some toys, wanting me to use these things to divert my attention. In fact, although I was young at the time, I also knew in my heart that if I couldn't pick the flower before it withered, I would really be finished. ”

No one knows why Tian'er suddenly talked about this childhood at this time, but it is undeniable that they were attracted by this story that is not thrilling, but will affect the life of the girl in front of them.

"Later ......"

Tian'er suddenly smiled, it was a smile from the heart, extremely satisfied, "Later, I made a slingshot, and from a distance of more than forty meters, I used a glass ball to break the flower. ”

"Ah?!!!h

No matter what kind of speculation was made in the depths of his heart, hearing such an unexpected ending, and facing such a huge mental contrast, whether it was Qi Muyang of Major General, the key of genius, or the purebred Li Xiang, they all let out an uncontrollable exclamation from their mouths.

"Looking at the flower that was about to wither, hit by the glass ball, and the withered petals bloomed again, and scattered to the earth under the breeze, at that time, I felt that it ...... It's beautiful! It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful, it's so beautiful that it makes people's hearts beat faster. The indescribable sense of joy and satisfaction is ten times stronger than when I picked it myself! ”

Tian'er said softly: "From that time on, I fell in love with hiding in the shadows and using the 'weapon' in my hand to sneak attack the targets I could see. I don't know how many people were secretly beaten by me with glass balls and ran to my house to theorize, and my parents would always apologize to them seriously, but they would not scold me when they turned around. Because the doctor who diagnosed me with moderate depression proudly announced to my family that I was doing this to vent, and it was also a way and method to establish contact with the outside world, as long as I was properly guided and gently influenced, my illness would soon be cured. ”

Hearing this, don't say it's Qi Muyang and Key, even Li Xiang couldn't help but whisper: "What fucking bullshit!" ”

Seeing Tian'er dissatisfiedly provoked the arc of the corners of her mouth, even her eyes were slightly red, at this moment when 100,000 people were in a hurry and would come at any time, Li Xiang showed the eager and intelligent side of the Oriental, he blurted out: "If I were you, I would definitely take a slingshot every day and hunt down that nonsense psychiatrist, let him know what is called self-destruction if you do too much injustice, and let him know how your Aunt Tian'er's marksmanship is unstoppable!" ”

"Of course!"

Tian'er, who was encouraged, proudly stood up how she eats sweets and is not fat, it is estimated that the nutrition runs to the chest of the chest, and said: "At the beginning, the glass ball I shot, ten shots can hit at most one shot, a year later, I have been able to hit nine out of ten, three years later, within fifty meters, I can point where to hit, even a small bird does not dare to fly over my head again, and our home, not to mention that there are no visitors, even the security guards in the community patrol at night, have to walk around from my house." In special circumstances, if it is necessary to break into my fire coverage, they will also wear bulletproof helmets and bulletproof arm guards on their bodies in advance. ”

Qi Muyang, Key and Li Xiang stretched out their thumbs together and said sincerely: "Cow! ”

"Of course, the psychiatrist who has been attacked the most by me is the psychiatrist who concluded that I was suffering from interrupted depression. In the face of my sneak attack for several years, in the face of the fact that there would be a glass ball shooting out of the shadows at any time, and the hit was getting higher and higher, and the front teeth were repaired more than 20 times, he finally couldn't help but run to my house again. Said that there must be another hobby, to divert my bad hobby of 'making a monkey skin band to make a slingshot to hit his glass'. ”

Speaking of this, the faces of all those present already showed expressions of sudden realization. It's no wonder that Tian'er chooses a sniper with super firepower in a space fighter confrontation game, which can ignore the fighter shield and directly carry out long-distance killing. You know, the job of a space sniper is really not a job that ordinary girls can do.

Without the cover of wingmen and the ability to combat at close range is almost equal to zero, Tian'er, a space sniper, can barely score 19,000 in a competition in which more than 2 billion game fans participate. I can't help but say that he is talented, and I can't help but say that the psychiatrist is well-cultivated.

"I just love sniping, I just like the kind of thing that hides in the shadows and pulls the trigger, and the target explodes and disintegrates in my sniper scope, and the most brilliant flame blooms, that feeling is really like the flower I watched on the window for more than 20 days when I was a child, and finally let me break it with a glass ball. Whether it's calling me sick, saying that I'm aesthetically different, or saying that I'm really depressed, in short, whether it's in the game or on the battlefield in reality, I think I'll only like sniping in my life. ”

Tian'er grabbed the pen and made a strong mark on the application for the examination, "So I want to study the professional sniper course more deeply after entering Sihai College." Sooner or later, I'll make myself a super ace sniper who can complete any sniper mission without the cover of a wingman, and maybe safely evacuate from the battlefield. ”

Speaking of this, Tian'er Huo Ran turned her head, she stared at Qi Muyang, and said in a loud voice: "At that time, even if you are an S-class fighter pilot, in the face of my sniper, you will end up with hatred." If on the battlefield, the sniper is the death of the infantry, then I have to make myself the death of any ace fighter pilot! ”

Facing Tian'er's gaze, the corners of Qi Muyang's eyebrows were beating slightly, and Key even let out a stupid voice that was extremely cheap: "Murderous...... I like it! ”

"Before I joined the army, I ran a restaurant. Up to now, a purebred Oriental like me is very rare, and I opened a Chinese restaurant, even if the craftsmanship is average, the attitude is third-rate, and it is a living signboard in itself, and it is difficult to think about it badly. ”

At this time, it was impossible for Li Xiang to hide his armpits, he scratched his black hair, which represented mystery and nobility, and said: "As the saying goes, soldiers and horses go first before they move grain and grass, and modern warfare is actually about high technology and resources, and more importantly, it is the logistics and supply capabilities of both sides. My biggest dream is to build a world-class restaurant chain, and the biggest problem in achieving this dream is also the supply of raw materials and quality assurance. I think that when this war will come to an end, I might as well take the opportunity to receive the most advanced, effective, and scientific and reasonable logistics management training for free at Sihai College. When I return from my studies, not only will I no longer have to fly fighter jets to charge in front, but I will also be able to hide in the rear and take the opportunity to pluck the goose and contribute to my future food kingdom. ”

Looking at the surrounding brothers who were destined to become allies, all with strange faces and silent words, Li Xiang, the logistics minister who would pluck the feathers of the geese in the future, and the head of the chain restaurant in the distant future, immediately added smartly: "When the time comes, you don't need to speak, I will give one by one, no, five lifetime unlimited free VIP cards." As long as you still have time at that time, you are willing to come to my small shop, and you can eat enough, well, and to death! ”

"Hey......

A group of guys who had just made an ulterior deal and reached a four-party agreement looked at each other, and suddenly let out a sinister smile that would definitely make the righteous people despised.

"Boss, we've all said our enrollment intentions, what about yours?"

In the face of Key's inquiry, Qi Muyang slowly took out a note from his pocket, which was the list that Anitia had issued to him when he left Lanhua City.

Licking his lips first, Qi Muyang read aloud: "Chemistry, Physics, Geometry, Algebra, Molecules, Quantum Science, First Aid, Mechanics, Psychology, Botany, Mineralogy, Behavioral Psychology, Criminal Psychology, Religious Psychology, Media Application and Public Opinion Application, Elementary, Intermediate, and Senior Command Science, Logistics Supply, Intelligence Confrontation, Soft Laser Killing and Prevention...... Brothers, help me think about it, which discipline should I apply for, so that I can get all this knowledge at once? ”

There was silence all around.

"Oh, yes, and."

Under the gaze of several companions, whose expressions were so wonderful, Qi Muyang actually flipped the strip over again, and continued to read: "Close combat, the use and maintenance of all kinds of firearms, the driving of all kinds of combat vehicles, basic social etiquette, and the appropriate aristocratic temperament, well, it's over!" ”

Like Qi Muyang, he subconsciously licked his dry lips with his tongue, and after a long time, Key woke up like a dream and said: "Boss, you have to learn so many things, do you want to be a professional soldier, or do you want to be a lover of the public, the perfect idol, the girl's dream lover, plus the omnipotent and omniscient royal agent Zero Zero-Seven?" ”

When he Qi Muyang took the list from Anitia, his scalp was numb, his eyes were dull, his mood was heavy, his breathing was short, and his facial expression was stiff, which can be imagined.

Some of these disciplines were chosen for him by Anitia in the hope that he would return alive from the battlefield. There are some disciplines that Anitia planned for Qi Muyang according to the image of her ideal lover. There are also some disciplines that are purely added out of a girl's love of face and wanting to make her future boyfriend more dazzling.

In short, I only wrote down a few necessary subjects, but in the context of Anitia's mixed with all kinds of complex emotions, and almost playing with fire [***], not looking for something to distract her attention, she is likely to surrender on her own initiative, this list is getting longer and longer, until this kind of super perverted development plan is formed that makes any normal person stunned when he sees and hears it.

The only thing Qi Muyang can comfort herself with is that the longer the list Anitia makes, the more it shows that she expects more from herself. If these requirements can really be met, it will be difficult for Anity to marry him or not.

The question is......

"Qi Muyang, your highest education, didn't you graduate from the fifth grade of primary school?"

On behalf of everyone, Li Xiang put forward the question in everyone's mind: "What is the difference between asking you to complete these courses in two years and requiring a fifth-grade student to complete the graduation defense within two years and have a doctoral supervisor's degree?" Or, you have a higher IQ than Key, already 250 points, and have the same level of active thinking and super memory ability as Albert Einstein? ”

"Fuck, I'll fight!"

Qi Muyang grabbed his pen and chose several disciplines belonging to different factions, including command, psychology, close-quarters combat, and special operations, in his application for admission. He gritted his teeth and shouted: "The dishes are too much, can't I finish eating and take them home and continue to gnaw them, isn't it okay?" ”

(To be continued)