Chapter 15: Kiss Your Girl
"No, am I running for election, or are you running for election, do you need to dress me up like this?"
The suit sewn by a first-class master by hand, put on the body, although it made Qi Muyang have a more aristocratic temperament, and the sky blue material was even more eye-catching, which made him a little heroic and extraordinary, but Qi Muyang was usually used to wearing loose clothes at home, and when he was a bandit, he was more in pursuit of a high-mobility surname, how to wear it comfortably, and now let such a suit be put on his body, plus a tie that looks a bit like a dog leash, Qi Muyang only felt that his breath was short and his limbs were hard, It's so stuffy.
I saw Yinna take out a plastic hose from a delicate box, and as she gently rotated and twisted, a red paste-like object rose from inside. Finding that Yin Na's gaze kept drifting on his lips, Qi Muyang finally couldn't help but cry out: "Hey, you don't want to paint me the kind of plaything that only women can use and can use, right?" ”
"Do you know the situation at the election site of the Four Seas Military Academy?"
Yin Na pinched the lipstick that made Qi Muyang's eyes straighten, and said as she walked: "You can think of the election of the president of the student union of the Four Seas Military Academy as a miniature version of the election of the president of the Interstellar Alliance. Every candidate must stand on the podium and tell the story of his or her governing policies and promise to serve the public. In the back, several candidates have to be together, attacking each other, grabbing each other's pigtails, using a method of contrast, so that the students with ballots in their hands can more clearly distinguish who is more suitable for this position. And there will be at least two or three hundred reporters to participate in this grand event, in the face of more and brighter spotlights than the stage, in the face of the ups and downs of the flash, if you don't use cosmetics, don't re-describe your facial features, when you get to the podium, you will look like a ghost, not to mention, but even more blurred facial features, in this case, the effect of your speech, will only be half the effort! ”
"Hey! Feed! Feed! ”
Qi Muyang's eyes widened, "It's you who are running for the president of the student union, why do I have to stand on the podium like a monkey and chirp crookedly there?!" ”
"At this time, the people of the entire academy, who doesn't know that you, Boss Qi Muyang, have already joined forces with my Yinna? Who doesn't know that the brother under your command has established more than 100 martial arts associations, just to use heinous means to eradicate my opponent for me? ”
Yinna also widened her eyes, "Anyway, even if I can be re-elected this time, my reputation will be ruined by you, anyway, you and I, in other people's hearts, are also grasshoppers on a rope, I can't run, and you can't jump away." Why can't I choose you as my chief back-up, give you five minutes to speak, and use your alternative style to add a little popularity to me? ”
Seeing Qi Muyang purse his lips, revealing an expression of death and uncooperation, Yin Na adopted the strategy of boiling frogs in warm water, "You don't want to put lipstick, we can put it first, but you have to let me put some powder on your face and draw your eyebrows, you don't want to stand on the podium and look like a ghost with no nose and no eyes, right?" ”
Qi Muyang was still thinking about it, and Yin Na had already found a hose and squeezed out some transparent gelatinous juice from it.
Although he made up his mind that he couldn't open his mouth, and he couldn't let Yin Na put lipstick on herself, a thing that only girls like, but seeing that Yin Na actually put all this kind of play with unknown effects and unknown intentions on her face, Qi Muyang still couldn't help asking, "What are you doing here?" ”
"There are too many spotlights on the podium, and the temperature is definitely beyond your imagination, you don't want to just stand up for two minutes and sweat because it's too hot, make a mess of the makeup on your face, and become everyone's laughing stock, right?" Yin Na, a top student in psychology and a rare genius in the command department in a hundred years, hit Qi Muyang's death hole with one sentence: "It's not ridiculous for a man to put on makeup when necessary, but it's ridiculous that his face is full of flowers in public and he becomes a poor monkey." If you don't want your little brother to see your big brother's jokes, be cooperative. ”
The powder puff kept beating gently on his face, covering Qi Muyang's original facial skin little by little. In order to "suppress" Qi Muyang, a big horse monkey who will never honestly bow down to orders, Yinna, who can only make up for Qi Muyang with her own hands, must stand on tiptoe gently in order to evenly pounce the powder on Qi Muyang's forehead.
The distance between the two people was too close, Qi Muyang could already clearly smell the faint virgin fragrance on Yin Na's body, and the breath they exhaled from each other was more gently sprinkled on each other's faces. Qi Muyang really wanted to ask what kind of mouthwash Yin Na usually used, and why even the air she exhaled carried a blue flower-like fragrance.
Looking at Yin Na's eyes with a light and gentle gaze, feeling the touch brought by the soft sponge that kept beating on her face in her gentle movements, and then looking at Yin Na's lipstick, instead of being artificially processed, but even more delicate red lips, Qi Muyang was a little stupid.
Maybe it's an illusion, maybe it's the natural surname of a man chasing a beautiful woman, Qi Muyang is absolutely amazing, Yinna's red lips are getting closer and closer to him, and when the two braids are gentle with moxibustion heat and moist lips, they are really imprinted on Qi Muyang's tightly pursed lips, Qi Muyang's eyes suddenly widened.
Fake, right?
Such thoughts were still spinning in her heart, Yin Na had already taken a step back, she glanced at Qi Muyang carefully, and what rose on her face at the same time as Hongxia was the cunning that belonged to a girl. "Well, yes, it's good. Hey, I sacrificed my hue to put lipstick on you, don't stick your tongue out and lick it! ”
"Well, I've put on most of the lipstick anyway." Yin Na's expression, at this time, looked very much like the wolf grandmother who was seducing Little Red Riding Hood, she raised the tube of lipstick in her hand, and said softly: "It's just a little bit, you licked off a little bit with your tongue just now, just let me repair it again and process it." ”
Staring at the lipstick in Yinna's hand, Qi Muyang said sullenly: "You really have the ambition to win!" ”
"Thousands of years ago in China, there was a few sayings that the way to be a minister was to fight to the death, and to admonish the death of a letter."
Yin Na put away her smile and said in a deep voice: "I am still a student, even if I want to sacrifice my life to fight with the invading enemy, thousands of miles away from the battle line, I still have more than enough strength but not enough; Even though I look at the map every day, rack my brains to plan, carry out strategic deductions more than once, and suggest my tactics and ideas to my superiors more than once, who will pay attention to the voice of a cadet when I am in the top echelons of the military? Therefore, instead of being ambitious and misleading the country, I should put my sight and energy all my energy into the field within my ability. So, I'm going to fight to the death! The election of the president of the student union is, for me, a war that I must not lose! ”
"In order to win this war, in order to defend the honor and mission of the soldiers, in order to protect my family and friends who love me and love me, I Yinna can not even want my life, how can I care about letting you take advantage of it? Not to mention...... I don't hate being taken advantage of by you. ”
Just as Qi Muyang was listening carefully, Yin Na, who had already re-patched the lipstick on her lips, suddenly reached out and hugged his waist again, and her lips were once again imprinted on Qi Muyang's lips.
Even Qi Muyang didn't know that when the young boy and the equally young, more beautiful girl quietly hugged and kissed, there was no **, no kind of primitive impulse and madness. They kissed together, but neither of them closed their eyes, their eyes were so clear and so moving. And what flows slowly in them is a kind of warmth that is not only a little ambiguous, but also a little bit of brotherhood and friends.
Inadvertently, the tongues of the two people poked through the slightly open lips and touched each other, and a feeling of eating bones suddenly hit their hearts, they could clearly feel the slight astringency of the other party's body, as well as the body temperature that rose instantly, but they used the fastest action together to retract the tip of their tongue that subconsciously stretched out to explore.
Letting go of Qi Muyang and taking two steps back, Yinna took a deep breath, and after suppressing all the emotions between her and Qi Muyang, which were inadvertently evoking each other, she raised the lipstick in her hand again, and said: "Qi Muyang, I admit that I used the kissing method to force you to accept lipstick, on the one hand, you do want to accept this kind of thing, but you act like a helpless big child." On the other hand, I want to make our relationship a little more intimate, and I am confident enough to think that I can get you and me stuck at such a reasonable and safe level. But I underestimated the influence you have on me, and the extent to which emotions interfere with a woman's will. So, please, don't let me use this method a third time before I'm about to go on a battlefield that I can't lose in my life, okay? ”
Qi Muyang secretly screamed in his heart: "Awesome! ”
Yin Na's words, not only admitting that she had other plans, but also telling Qi Muyang that she had begun to look at him differently, compared with the two, it is estimated that the vast majority of men are not the anger that has been designed in their hearts, but the joy and joy of finally putting up a flag in front of the beauty, right? And her last soft words revealed a kind of other girls, no matter how they learn and imitate, they can't have it...... Well...... That one...... Pride and gentleness, the coexistence of rational surnames and sentimental surnames...... Huh?!
Qi Muyang looked at Yin Na quietly, his eyes slowly raised his heartfelt respect, in the body of the girl in front of him, he actually saw the most tragic murderous aura that could only belong to a hundred warriors!
In order to win this war, but also for the future of mankind, this girl who has opened her eyes to the world has really done everything! Otherwise, with her pride, how could she directly kiss a man who had actually only known him for more than ten days?
Qi Muyang finally let the lipstick in Yin Na's hand fall directly on his lips.
After putting away the makeup case, Yinna suddenly laughed "poof".
"Look at yourself now."
Yin Na held a mirror in front of Qi Muyang, "A little tragic, a little impassioned, and a little bit of fearlessness who doesn't go to hell if I don't go to hell." You are going to participate in the student union president election, I think it is more like a hero and martyr who is about to enter the execution ground, and can still laugh wildly in the face of the enemy's guillotine. You walked out with a straight face like this, coupled with the prestige and background of your eldest brother Qi Muyang, it will really scare others. ”
Yinna leaned into Qi Muyang's ear and whispered: "You probably don't know, many girls like to read comic books with pornographic content, and the plot of the male protagonist's back to the mountain is even more of a best-seller." Even I couldn't help but peek at two or three hundred copies, what his hardness penetrated into her softness, what thunder and fire, what went from hell to heaven, what was like a rollercoaster of passion...... To say that you are not curious about this kind of thing is 100% a lie. Although you have only accumulated a 6% chance so far, you have greatly surpassed the ones around me who are more troublesome than flies, and you are also the first hateful guy to get Miss Ben to use 'lustful lure'. You have to keep wrinkling your face and putting on a disgusting face, cool enough, but the little woman will give you a ...... if she is afraid Inverted points. ”
No matter how calm Qi Muyang is, he thinks that he can only like Anitia alone in his life, and when he hears such a naked teasing, he still can't help but feel a fire in his heart.
"So ......"
Yina stretched out her hand and pinched Qi Muyang's face full of fat powder, and said, "I want you to put away that hooligan bandit-style cool, big villain, big hooligan and sunny smile, these few will be fused together, and it will form an irresistible attraction to girls." One-third of the people who are willing to stay in the Four Seas Military Academy for long-term training are girls, and the votes in their hands will fall on you. ”
Listening to Yin Na's declaration that he finally tried to show up the dagger, the expression on Qi Muyang's face really seemed to have been slapped with a big stick first, and then dozens of jujubes were stuffed into his mouth, which made him roll his eyes, "I feel that you are doing this to me like this, and you are setting clothes and makeup, do you want me to be a midnight cowherd-like role to confuse one-third of the female students in the academy for you?" ”
"yes, yes!"
Yin Na grabbed Qi Muyang's arm, and she smiled: "Even I, the student union president and big enemy with a high eye, when I see you as a hooligan, I will occasionally have the weak idea of being pushed down on the bed by you and let you bully, how can other female students be exempt from vulgarity." You must know that in this era, the most lacking man is the hooligan, the rarest profession, which can be said to be extinct, is the bandit! What's more, you are still a big bandit leader with two thousand little brothers under his command, who has grabbed even the top of the academy and shakes his head and smiles bitterly, a big hooligan who can pretend to be a gentleman in a suit and have a smile on his face, just like Prince Charming, who can make a girl's heart beat faster and her body temperature rise? As the saying goes, if I don't use your good steel on the blade, what qualifications do I have to become a key training seed student of the Command Department of Sihai Academy?! ”
Qi Muyang was dragged out of the door by Yinna, rubbing his nose and saying with a wry smile: "How did I have a kind of feeling, I was played around by you, and I was pinched between your palms?" ”
"I do have the ability and scheming to calculate others, to play with others. But Qi Muyang has already proved that he is an enemy who cannot be defeated by trickery at all. He is too flamboyant, too presumptuous, so presumptuous that he is already fearless, and he has a knife-like sharpness. By his side, there are a group of brothers who have been tested for a long time and can burst out with the most terrifying combat power in an instant, such a combination, no matter what kind of trap he faces, he can break the game with his strength at any time! ”
Yin Na smiled indifferently: "So until now, Boss Qi Muyang is still being played around by my little girl, because we are like-minded and have the same enemy, although in the face of my big head, his old man can only smile helplessly." By the way, there is another very important reason...... I just kissed him. ”
Qi Muyang shook his head again and again and smiled bitterly, in the face of such a quirky and wry, but with the characteristics of the best soldier, he really had nothing to say.
The door was pushed open, and Yin Na and Qi Muyang put away their faces at the same time, which could only be shown with ease and restraint when facing friends. Listening to the sudden applause like a storm outside the door, looking at the supporters of the two of them, the slogans that kept waving in their hands, Yin Na and Qi Muyang, heard each other's voices inhaling gently. When they slowly exhaled the air in the lobes of their lungs, their faces looked so bright and sunny, and they really looked like the smiles of the catwalk stars on the T-shaped catwalk.
If the election of the president of the student union of the Sihai Military Academy can reflect the confrontation between two different voices within the human army, then they are facing a war that must not be lost!
If, in this war, smiles are weapons, speeches are weapons, and show is weapons, they will grasp these weapons and release their power to the maximum!
(To be continued)