Chapter 63: Asymmetric Warfare (Part II)

This momentary crisis fragment is a large paragraph described in words, but at that time, it was the time when the white horse passed through the gap and blinked an eye. In this situation, I was so anxious that the beads of sweat crackled down my face, and in a hurry, I could only throw the stone in my hand at Hong Weidong in vain, and then the steel pipe with the whistle scrambled to fall on me, and the dull sound of the iron weapon hitting the **, I no longer felt the slightest pain, and even longed to be killed by a blow, because I really couldn't face the tragic situation of the fat man who was about to be dismembered by a random blade.

That kind of torture is tantamount to the torture of a car splitting.

Suddenly, a high-pitched Peking Opera cappella came out like a cracked silk piercing the clouds, and lingered around us, with endless aftersounds: "Mention the enemy's heart and lungs!" ”

With this voice, we were all stunned, not only were I stunned, but even the thugs who were smashing me to death stopped and exchanged suspicious glances with each other.

Come to think of it, a group of men are fighting to the death, but some people are so leisurely and relaxed to raise their throats, what is the origin? Is it an idler who is not afraid of chaos to watch the excitement, or a master of the world who is bold enough to smash the field?

Not to mention us, even Hong Weidong, who had already raised the machete high and was about to slash at the fat man's head, paused the falling blade, because many people are very good at pretending to be ghosts, but when he really sees a ghost, he will still be frightened. This is the case with Hong Weidong.

Because, when Hong Weidong's blade reached the critical juncture when it was only a dozen centimeters away from the fat man's scalp, the fat man who had been trembling woke up just right, and saw him turn his head and smile charmingly at Hong Weidong, and then lightly opened his lips, and the Peking Opera cappella that made everyone's liver tremble blurted out.

Speaking of conscience, Hong Weidong is also the No. 1 ruthless character, if he is scared of his soul just by the fat man's unprovoked Peking Opera singing, it is really illogical. At that time, one of the very important factors why Hong Weidong was so out of shape was the strange appearance of the fat man, just that look, to be honest, at first glance at the honor of the fat man "after hibernation", I got up and turned around and ran away: I don't know how the fat man did it, not to mention two more red faces out of thin air, a pair of small eyes that were hung into Danfeng eyes are skillfully looking forward to the corners of the eyes, that is called a coquettish. Moreover, the fat man's right hand was high, as if the Lady Liberty was holding a torch, and his left hand was pointing at Hong Weidong, posing with righteous indignation. However, the paradox is that the fat man's upper body is mighty, but the lower body is about to die, the two elephant legs are in a T-shaped step, and he is still holding his buttocks, desperately trying to show his waist.

Damn, this fat bird is a pseudo-who is twisting and twisting. Hey, no, the fat man looks familiar, how can he be similar to those old men and old ladies in the community who have nothing to do on weekdays and hum a few words of Peking Opera?

Forehead drop a mother, this fat man invited a god, shouldn't he really invite the old lady of the sunset red elderly art team? Isn't that adding to the chaos? Seriously, when I was smashed by the steel pipe, I didn't shed a tear, but this time, I really wanted to cry without tears, hey, we are also the 72nd generation of the dignified mixed yuan faction, I never thought that we would die so absurd because of poor learning and art, this is going to be passed on, it is said that the 72nd generation of the mixed yuan faction mistakenly invited the elderly literary ghost when asking the gods and died in the wilderness, and he must not be laughed off by the cultists, and he has no face to see Uncle Li under Jiuquan.

To say that Hong Weidong is really a bit of a knowledgeable master, seeing the fat man's ghostly appearance, he smiled coldly: "Damn, play with God, hehe, I want to ask you to invite a similar one, look at the virtue of this second sister-in-law who is not a man or a woman, and it is really a good person." Don't think that the last time you happened to break my divine beating, it's like something, tell you, I'm going to kill you with a knife today, do you believe it? ”

As he spoke, Hong Weidong raised his knife and slashed at the fat man, but was dodged by a dexterous side backflip from the fat man. Ah, I was dumbfounded, when did this fat man become so good? Look at that neat energy, doesn't it look like an old man and an old lady?

Hong Weidong was also a little unexpected, chasing and slashing a few times, but he was dodged by the fat man in a chic manner. This fat man is also sincere, dodging the knife, his mouth is not idle, and he continues to sing Peking Opera one by one: "Endure hatred and grit your teeth." The thief Hatoyama did everything possible to force the cipher code and shoot my grandmother and father to death...... A great rage burns to burn the black ground to the sky! "And it's singing with emotion, that's called a devotion.

Hong Weidong was teased by the fat man who was as slippery as a loach and exerted too much physical strength, panting while holding a knife, while looking at the fat man and scolding repeatedly: "Grass and mud horses, if you hadn't injured the spiritual root, I would have asked God to come up, and I wouldn't be able to kill you." Master Che, we didn't invite you to see the scenery, shouldn't you make a move? ”

Seeing that Hong Weidong was angry with himself, the Taoist priest surnamed Che smiled suspiciously: "Hong Daoyou, you play first, and when I clean up this little rabbit cub, I will go to relieve the siege for you." ”

After speaking, Che Laodao's yellow eyes like a snake looked at me, and a low voice came out of his mouth: "Little friend, let Poor Dao overtake you." ”

"Hold his limbs." Che Laodao ordered the group of thugs to press me to the ground, and stepped on my hands and feet, and then took out a silver sharp knife from his bosom, and gestured at my eyebrows, "It hurts a little to peel the skin alive, it's okay, you can scream loudly, the worse you scream, the heavier the resentment you have on the human skin, so that it is easy to write scriptures and prevent insects." ”

I was shocked, I thought Hong Weidong was perverted enough, but I didn't expect this miscellaneous old way to be even more perverted, and he actually wanted to pick my human skin, this is fucking hell on earth or hell.

I finally let out an earth-shattering howl, and I was almost crazy.

Just as the cold blade was about to cut into the skin of my forehead, and a wave of urine was about to erupt from the lower dantian, I heard a few muffled sounds, and the thugs who had stepped on my hands and feet were all smashed to the ground one by one, their bodies curled up, and they were in pain. The old man retreated three feet away and looked at me with a sneer...... above.

As soon as I looked up, the fat man was holding a steel pipe, and he was looking at the old man in that coquettish pose.

Well, the fat man's posture is a little awkward, not referring to the body, but the movement of him holding the steel pipe, he is not holding the steel pipe, but holding the flat end of his hands like a gun. Could it be that these thugs were pierced by him with steel pipes? I'll go, it's going to have to be a lot of force, because I've already seen some of the thugs have their abdomen red, obviously their belly is leaking.

Which way is this fat man inviting a fairy to go up, this is too domineering, right?

I was thinking about it crankily, when I saw Che Lao Dao smiling in a ghostly manner: "Hehe, just by virtue of your little tricks, and you also want to stand out for others, aren't you afraid that I will beat you to the point where your soul is scattered and you will never be reborn?" ”

The fat man smiled: "** teaches us that dying for the interests of the people is heavier than that Taishan, working hard for the fascists, and dying for those who exploit and oppress the people is lighter than that feather." ”

As soon as the fat man's voice fell, let's be honest, ah, I really laughed heartlessly, I couldn't hold it, I really couldn't hold it, especially when I saw the fat man holding the same red face on the face of the two papier-mΓ’chΓ© guide Lingtong who was placed in front of the spirit when the dead man went out of the funeral, and read Grandpa Mao's quotations solemnly and solemnly, really, it is estimated that the expression Emperor Zhou Libo had to roll all over the ground when he saw it?? It's over, the job bowl must be smashed, and in the future, all David TV's "One Week Libo Show" will be renamed "One Week Flying Show".

At this moment, Hong Weidong also shrank to the back of the old car road, and vigorously stroked the old miscellaneous hair: "Damn, this kid is very evil, you should hurry up and make a ruthless move." ”

"Hmph." Che Laodao snorted in his nose, and seemed to be very disdainful of Hong Weidong, who was very weak, so he immediately took out a talisman, bit his middle finger, and drew a talisman with blood on the yellow talisman. And there was a faint rumbling sound of hollow valley explosion thunder in the rune paper.

Although the Mixed Yuan sect belongs to the Maonan sect, they are all derived from Taoism, and although their charms have different names, the principles of use are similar.

This old miscellaneous Mao Liang's hand, also recorded in the first volume of the "Yin Fu Hidden Scripture", is the blood charm plus five thunder bombardment talismans, this charm, must be basically able to reach the level of ghosts and immortals This level of profound skills can be driven, in order to deal with those who are possessed by evil spirits, has lost their minds of the walking dead, blood talisman is used to seal the evil spirit in the host's body, and the five thunder bombardment talisman explodes in the body of the walking dead, so that the evil spirit and the host's body die together, which is a spicy method that cannot be used at a critical juncture. It's very hurtful.

Seeing the old miscellaneous hair blood talisman, I suddenly tightened the chrysanthemum, because this old way is very deep at a glance, just now he was a big support, negligent guard, I was able to counterattack successfully, slapped him a few bricks. However, if you really want to spell spells with real swords and guns, ten of me is no opponent.

Right now, this old shameless man actually used the blood talisman and the five thunder bomb talisman as soon as he made a move, which shows that he has a killing intention, and wants to let the fat man's body and the ghost in his body disappear together, and his intentions are so vicious.

I remember when I read "Water Margin" before, I saw the black whirlwind Li Kui in the robbery field, facing hundreds of officers and soldiers, without weakness, holding a plate axe, and cutting off the head. However, when he met Jiao Ting, who was alone, he was knocked down by Jiao Ting's punch in one round, got up and turned around and ran.

At that time, I was puzzled, and said that no matter how awesome Jiao Ting's martial arts are, it is also a head and two hands, and no matter how loose the officers and soldiers' fists are, they can't stand the indiscriminate punches to kill the old boxers, and there are many people. Why did Li Kui dare to be arrogant in the face of officers and soldiers who could drown him with a mouthful of foam, but he was afraid of a young man who wanted to join the underworld everywhere but repeatedly hit a wall?