That night, the clouds obscured the moon, and where was there any street lamp or other lighting in the village? It must have been the middle of the night, and it was pitch black, and in the darkness, what would you think when you heard the ghost of an old lady running to the bedside? And it's not running to someone else's bed, it's running to yours.

Listening to Qian Zha's words, I suddenly felt numb, although ghosts or something, I have also experienced many times, but most of them were when I was prepared, now the seventh is not in my hands, I am basically a young man who is powerless, and the things that can be used around me are a lewd uncle who thinks about cheating people out of money and massaging oil all day long, and one is a crazy child whose brain is full of copies of game equipment all day long, in the final analysis, it is a waste of wood to sleep together. Although Qian Zha paper didn't explain what he said just now, but the degree to which I understand this kid is tantamount to a one-handed hand to understand where there is a mole on Sakurai Rika's body, it is not difficult to judge from his tone, this person is not good, it is very likely that he is a master who wants to commit intentional homicide, what can I do?

If I can still fall asleep in this situation, then my heart is really big enough, and the sleepiness disappeared in an instant, just when I didn't know what to do, I saw Qian Zhazhi whispering to me: "This is too ruthless, it seems to be the master of fire breathing, here, pretend to sleep?" ”

Breathing fire? What is the meaning of inhaling fire? My mind was racing, and I thought about all the demons and monsters I had heard about before, and finally I thought of this kind of ghost.

This kind of ghost, also known as 'filthy San'er' in folklore, if I'm not mistaken, there seems to be such a story, it is about the Republic of China period, there was a young man in the town who did not learn and did not know, all day long in the pit abduction, very unpopular, his name is Liu San'er, everyone doesn't like him, and when he sees him, he is called filthy, so he has an nickname of 'filthy three'.

It is said that there is a saying that this filthy San'er committed a crime, and after getting drunk, he climbed into a salt merchant and ruined the flower-like daughter, and the salt merchant was furious after hearing about it, and caught the filthy San'er in the yamen and sentenced him to death, but the salt merchant had a daughter, and after the filthy San'er was executed, he still felt angry, so he ordered someone to dig up the grave and whip the corpse, and the filthy San'er was broken to pieces.

After a few days, the big girls in the town died one after another, and the mayor saw that something was wrong, so he invited a master to come and see, and the master checked for a long time, and found out that it was the ghost of Yan San'er after his death.

It turns out that after a person dies, he must go through nine phases, which is about a person born in this sea of suffering, the flesh and skin are foreign objects, the soul grows and the flesh grows, the soul disappears and the flesh is destroyed, and after the dust returns to the dust, the human skin must go through nine different stages, and then decay into a pile of bones before it can disappear.

This kind of ghost is often very resentful, although the soul returns to its place after death, but there are still some 'gas' left in the body, which is also the reason why zombies usually cheat the corpse, because the body is desecrated, so the gas is not clean, this gas will form a kind of ghost, it will be like a hungry ghost, it will suck people everywhere, as I said before, there are three fires in the human body, this fire directly affects the physical condition of the person, and those women are sucked dry by this ghost and die.

Later, the mayor of the town asked the master to catch ghosts, and the master came up with a way, he tied a very large straw man, put silk on it and put on silk for it, and then drew a talisman, he said that this can make the dirty San'er hallucinate, thinking that this is a very beautiful woman, during the day the master held the grass man and swaggered through the market, and at night, the dirty San'er was really fooled, and touched the room where the straw man was placed and wanted to suck its fire, but where did the grass man get the fire? So the filthy San'er couldn't breathe in the fire, but he didn't want to give up, and finally dissipated by himself at dawn.

This is the story of the filthy San'er, I immediately associate this story with the events of the past two days, grandma's, isn't it because the old lady was dug up after her death, and finally became 'filthy San'er'?

Originally, if it was cremated directly, it would be fine, and if the fire was burned clean, where would there be any gas? But you said that you got it, and you still dug the grave when the old lady died, so that the family experienced the two heavens of earth and fire for no reason, who can stand this?

Now the guy is not in his hand, but he can't fight it, for fear of being sucked by this ghost, so I had to desperately pretend that I was still sleeping, and the quilt was tightly covered, only my head was exposed, and I kept muttering in my heart: There is a debtor and a master, you said that you are looking for me to dry the hair, and then kill the grandsons who dig your grave, old lady!

If you want to kill them, I believe everyone will applaud you, and at the end of the day, a pennant will be stamped on your urn with four big characters written on it: Crematorium Guard...... Ahh

Because it was too exciting at the time, thinking that this terrible ghost was in the house, so that I began to think about it again, just thinking of this, I suddenly shivered for no reason, it seemed that a gust of wind was blowing, I closed my eyes tightly and secretly said that it was not good, this old lady is estimated to be on the kang!!

I thought to myself, you old lady, is it because your eyes are not good at distinguishing people, what are you looking for us, I am not familiar with you, and I am not a handsome man or a beautiful woman, what is there to suck!?

The little wind is swishing, and the blowing is even.

Although I tried desperately to hypnotize myself into a sleeping passerby, I felt the yin wind slowly approaching, and I immediately panicked, so I turned around and turned over as if I was not sleeping honestly, and then squinted my eyes out of a slit while snoring.

Looking at it with big eyes, I saw that the money paper next to me was in the same shape as me, like a clone child, and suddenly he also turned over, snoring and pretending to be asleep and said, "Huh......... It's coming...... Whew......"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and scratched the driver's nose, and then put his hand on his head, I know that this grandson is probably afraid that the old lady will kiss him Tianling Gai'er, so he put on a posture of an arhat and a tiger.

I was extremely panicked, so I opened my eyes a little wider, it didn't matter, I almost shouted, we were sleeping side by side on the kang, feet facing the window, head towards the edge of the kang, only to see in the dark, in front of Qian Zha paper's head, there was a cloud of green smoke, the smoke seemed to be a human shape, an old lady's expressionless face can be seen a rough approximate!

Visible to the naked eye! What a ruthless hell does this have to be?!

I hurriedly closed my eyes, and while reciting Amitabha Buddha in my heart, I remembered the ghosts I had seen before that could be seen with the naked eye, none of them were good stubbles, just like the disgusting smoke I saw during my military training in college, this old lady probably felt like that, but it was even more weird and permeating.

Pretend to be asleep, well, let's pretend to be asleep, anyway, didn't I already fall asleep?

At this moment, I suddenly felt that there was a ball of heat in my body that had been sucked away, and I cursed in my heart: Damn, this old lady saw Qian Zha paper blocking her head, so she ran to me!

What can be done, what can be done?

The situation was urgent, and I didn't want it to realize that I had woken up, which is the same as seeing a black bear in the wilderness, if you run, then you will be disabled, and you can only play dead!

So, I had to yawn, and then said in a daze: "My grandson is also ...... Whew......"

After saying that, I pretended to be dreaming, and I also raised my hand and scratched my head in the classic pose of a big brother who dared to ask where the way was, and left my hand there.

God forbid, the old lady seems to have given up, and my body has returned to normal, but just when I breathed a sigh of relief and secretly rejoiced, I only heard Qian Zha Paper next to me say as if talking in a dream: "Sister Manyu, your fashion is so good-looking, let me hug it for a while...... Whew......"

After saying that, he rolled over, actually rolled into my bed, hugged my body, and stuck his head under my armpit, while my hand was covering my head at this time, trying to struggle, but I couldn't move.

Damn it!! I peeked in, and it turned out that the old lady saw that I was also covering my head, so she went to look for Qian Tie Paper, and Qian Tie Paper had to get into my bed.

But what should I do, big brother!!

Although I was expressionless at the time, I scolded the bastard Qian Za Paper thousands of times in my heart, thinking that this kid was too unrighteous, he was hiding, but I couldn't move.

I had to pretend to be a chirp, while peeking and continuing to look, the old lady's ghost saw Qian Zha paper into my bed, and was stunned for a moment, fortunately, it didn't seem to have any IQ, and thought we didn't wake up, I kept praying in my heart: Auntie, auntie, there is a generation gap between me and you, don't come to me, do you dare to suck Han Wanchun's old guy, you two are the same age, there is a common topic! If you have a surname, go find him, go and hey!!

Which Cheng thought, this ghost seems to only like young men, I saw it stunned for a while, and then came to my head faintly, I suddenly felt a tremor in my arm, and unconsciously moved away!

Is this still worth it?!

If I had put it in the past, I would have fainted with fright, but now I am not the same me I used to be! As soon as I gritted my teeth, I made a difficult decision.

I clicked my mouth for a moment, and then I also said 'dream talk': "Snorr...... Sister Zhang Jingchu, I love you......"

As I spoke, I turned around and shrunk into the quilt, then I broke free of the money and paper, hugged him, and twisted his leg hard.

Qian Zha's mouth suddenly grew up, but he didn't dare to shout, so he had to struggle while saying in his dream: "Sister Manyu, you are so beautiful...... Whoohoo............"

The two of us tossed in the quilt, as if sleepwalking, Suo, the quilt covered the head and face, and was temporarily safe, after dozens of seconds, there was still no movement, but Qian Zha paper and I still didn't dare to gasp in the quilt, I secretly lifted a corner of the quilt, looked out, and saw that the ghost of the old lady was standing motionless in front of Han Wanchun's head.

I was overjoyed and thought to myself, yes, yes, hurry up and get him!

But when I thought of this, I suddenly thought, no, if the old guy is sucked, won't he die? This isn't a joke, what should I do?! This old bastard is a philistine, but he's very nice to me, I can't let him just burp like that!?

I didn't have time to make up my mind what to do, but things took a dramatic turn again.

Seeing that the ghost sucked towards Han Wanchun's head, Han played out that this person was not honest in sleeping, gritted his teeth and farted with his mouth, his gourd hit extremely loudly, his mouth was wide open, and as soon as the ghost got closer, he saw that the old guy actually burped with a 'separation', and then there was a loud pop from inside the quilt, and he let out a long fart.

The ghost froze again, and then left in front of him, and I couldn't stop crying and laughing in my heart, thinking to myself, old bastard, old bastard, you said that you have reached the point of being a human being, and even the ghost is not willing to suck you!

But the ghost left Han Wanchun, and it really went to the kang, it saw me and Qian Zha paper hiding in the quilt, it seemed to be in a hurry, and actually grabbed the quilt away, I felt the wind suddenly rising, where can I put it on again? So he opened his eyes and exclaimed, "Ah!! ”

And the kid Qian Zha Paper is even more sharp, the moment the quilt was lifted, he ran to the ground like a wild dog, and ran out as soon as he slipped away.

While scolding Qian Zha Paper for not being righteous, I also jumped to the ground, I couldn't help it, and now I have to do it openly! And just when I screamed, Han Wanchun was awakened by my shouting, only to see him rubbing his eyes and scolding and saying, "What are you doing, don't let people ............"

As he spoke, he had turned his head to see the ghost beside him, he was stunned for a moment, and then looked at me standing on the ground very calmly, and in an instant, an old face played at least five expressions, only to see him howl: "Mom!!!!!! ”

Then he fainted in fright, and his head fell on the pillow, unconscious.

(The two watches are over, and it will be continued, asking for votes, recommending, and collecting, thank you~~~!! ）

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