Seeing that the jade plate was going to play really, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou knew that the two of them would definitely not be able to escape this catastrophe this time, because the jade plate covered a very large area, once all those holes released lightning, there must be a sea of fire within a radius of several miles, and there was almost no left, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou wanted to escape from death from this almost devastating blow, and the chance of success was almost zero.

Seeing that he was about to face a catastrophe, Wei Ergou calmed down, and after pulling Yang Yi to sit down, he first sighed very happily, "Fortunately, Xue'er is not here", and then looked at Yang Yi with a smile and said: "Well, buddy, you said that I was going to die here, who helped my father to bring disaster to his bad money, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, that is also individual work, think about it, I really can't live with his old man, hehe"

Seeing that Wei Ergou was completely looking at death as if he were at home, Yang Yi couldn't help but look at him with some surprise and asked, "Are you pretending, or are you really not afraid of death?" ”

Wei Ergou smiled when he heard this, and replied: "Don't forget where we met, hell, I'm a person who has died once, will I be afraid of dying again?" Come on, I won't tease you, let's be honest, my wife and grandfather have told me the truth before, just our unlucky fate of the yang or yin, we are destined to die and live countless times, in order to eliminate karma, so let's die, maybe when we will cheat the corpse to live, hehe"

After listening to Wei Ergou's nonsense, Yang Yi glanced at him suspiciously, then looked at the jade plate that had begun to emit a dazzling silver glare in the hole, and sighed: "Fatty, I won't tell you, do you know how I feel now?" ”

"What does it feel, do you want to pee?" Wei Ergou glanced at Yang Yi and teased.

"Don't hide it from you, I'm really a little scared," Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou sincerely, and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile: "This feeling was also felt when I followed the senior brothers to the bathing center to catch a social brother for the first time, that kid was old-fashioned, three or four people didn't hold him, and ran out in a daze, because I was on guard duty in the periphery, and I happened to have a head bump with him, and when I saw me in uniform, the kid didn't say a word, took out a pistol and lit me up, fortunately, the gun was imitated, the craftsmanship was not good, and the dumb fire did not sound, But at that time, looking at the muzzle of the black hole, I was really scared to pee, the feeling of fear was unforgettable, and after experiencing more, I became numb, but today, just now, I suddenly found the feeling that my legs were so scared that my legs were weak, do you say I am a calf? ”

"Want to know why?" Wei Ergou was very interested in Yang Yi's topic, tilted his head and looked at him for a while, stretched out his hand and nodded Yang Yi's chest, and laughed: "The reason why you feel the fear of death is because you still have an unfinished love in your heart, brother, to tell you the truth, it's better that you are still dead, otherwise, you will fall into the pain of a love triangle, struggling but having no way to ask for help, you can't give up any of them, that kind of spiritual torment is the most painful thing in life......"

"No, what are you talking about, why is this still a love triangle?" Yang Yi was broken by Wei Ergou's heart, his face was red, but he refused to admit it.

"Pull it down, don't be there for the whole thing, you are all blind to us, you can't see the little actions of you and Ling Xuan's sister in that eyebrow and private teaching, eh?" Wei Ergou glanced at Yang Yi and smiled obscenely.

"......" Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou for a while, thinking of Ling Xuan's charming beauty in her heroic spirit, a ripple rippled in her heart, but Lu Ling'er's delicate and lovely pink cheeks immediately appeared in her mind, and she couldn't help but be happy and sad in her heart, ashamed and ashamed, and looked at Wei Ergou coldly, dumbfounded.

At this moment, the jade plate seemed to be insisting on killing Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and it sank like a dark cloud, and in an instant, a huge shadow shrouded Yang Yi and Wei Ergou tightly, so that they finally had a vivid understanding and experience of the word catastrophe.

"Lightning, I'm a grass and mud horse, if you have the ability, you will kill me, if you can't kill me, I will fight you to the death...... What are you doing with me like this, oops, sorry, buddy, I forgot that you are also called lightning, this, accidental injury, accidental injury, hehe" Seeing that the jade plate seemed to be deliberately torturing their nerves, and did not attack, Wei Ergou couldn't help but become anxious, and scolded at the jade plate is mouth, and was scolding with joy, when he suddenly saw Yang Yi looking at him with an unkind face, he was wondering, and suddenly remembered that he had been calling Yang Yi lightning before, and couldn't help laughing very interestingly.

Yang Yi grinned bitterly, and said in his heart that dying in a gag with such a brother who was not stingy was actually a great joy in life, but he would never see his father and mother again, and he couldn't help but feel sad and blocked.

was bowing his head and feeling sad, he was suddenly hit by Wei Ergou, and when he looked up, he saw that the natural duke was pointing to their left position, grinning and shouting excitedly: "Lightning, it seems that we can't die this time, let's fight for the next chance, haha"

Following the direction of Wei Ergou's finger, Yang Yi suddenly saw that the heavy stone door of the pyramid made of huge stones had been opened, and Liu Ruoxue, who had escaped just now, was helping a Taoist official who was over sixty years old to walk out of the stone gate.

The Dao official glared at those Shi Weng Zhong, and shone the red bronze law seal in his hand at the jade plate that was circling and raging, and saw a yellow light gradually widening, until the jade disk was completely enveloped in the yellow light, just for a moment, the jade plate began to slowly shrink and become smaller, and the holes under it that were already at the critical point of launch also died down in an instant, and returned to calm.

That is, a few minutes later, the sky that had been turbulent disappeared, revealing the blue sky again.

Under the shroud of the yellow magic seal divine light, the jade plate gradually became the size of a palm, until it merged into the deep blue background.

During this period, those naughty boys who seemed to have done something wrong put away their aggressive demeanor one by one, and returned to their previous positions along the horribly damaged Shinto, regaining their previous dumb expressions, and continuing to play the role of General Shi guarding the mausoleum.

The Taoist official put away the magic seal in his hand, and slowly walked to Wei Ergou and Yang Yi who were grinning silly with Liu Ruoxue's support, and when he saw the Venerable, Yang Yi still knew that he would paint a gourd to the Taoist official in the same way, but it was Wei Ergou who only had Liu Ruoxue's swaying shadow in his eyes, completely ignoring the Taoist official who was rich enough to block his messy vision, and actually stretched out his hand to pull the fat old man, and shouted happily: "Xue'er, Xue'er, you are dead brother, no, what's the matter, it's too dark down there, Why did you leave the pyramid crookedly, you really broke my brother's heart...... Oops, oops, what's the matter, stumbling over my legs, I'm really excited...... Wrong, grandpa, grandpa, can't I be wrong......"

What's going on, it will make Wei Ergou, who is also uneasy, just like talking stand-up comedy, chirping crookedly making such a big movement, it turned out that when Wei Ergou, who was forgetful, reached out to pull the old Taoist official's shoulder with a big grin, completely ignoring Liu Ruoxue's nervous eyes, Wei Ergou felt a strange force imported from his fingers, and then the whole arm seemed to be grabbed by an invisible hand and twisted hard, and the whole body suddenly rotated 360 degrees, and then snapped, with his head down, It was very porcelain and was slapped on the ground with piles of rubble, and even fell and stabbed, and almost didn't get angry, but this is not the end,

The fat Taoist glanced coldly at Wei Ergou, who was humming and angry on the ground, and saw that he was not honest in his mouth, he snorted coldly in his nose, took out the magic seal that easily forced the jade plate back, and threw it away, and the law seal buckled a bright red square seal on Wei Ergou's back, and then flew back into the hand of the Taoist official.

In an instant, Wei Ergou felt that a thousand forces had been exerted on his back, and the whole person was pressed so that every inch of his bones made a clicking and breaking sound, which was painful, and he couldn't help but put away his fierce nature, and quickly begged for mercy and surrendered.

Seeing that Wei Ergou was pressed by the blessed Dharma seal, Liu Ruoxue was apricot eyes with tears, knelt down and begged the official: "Wu Shenxian, he has no intention of offending your Dharma Driving Golden Body, and I hope you have great compassion and ambitions, bypass him!" ”

At that moment, Yang Yi saw that the momentum was not right, and knew that this Wei Ergou had really touched his father in the face of bud rice this time, and knew that he would definitely not be able to do it with the slight tricks of himself and Wei Ergou's two knives, so he also knelt down and explained to the old Taoist: "What, old fairy, my brother, I was frightened when I was a child, I fell ill, I don't know how to eat and be hungry, I don't know how to sleep upside down, I always speak and act recklessly, I don't know how to be informal, you see that you have been upgraded to the level of a fairy. Using such good equipment to bring him back, that's a knife for killing chickens, it's not worth it, hehe"

In fact, the old Taoist official just wanted to punish Wei Ergou who didn't know the depth, as soon as he saw that Liu Ruoxue and Wei Ergou were begging bitterly, he also got off the donkey, pinched the middle knuckle of the middle finger with the thumb of his right hand, and formed a jade clear trick, and the red seal on Wei Ergou's back was wiped slightly, and the seal disappeared in an instant. How could such a foul aura be sent? ”

Seeing that the old Taoist official's tears were smoked out, Wei Ergou was secretly proud, and said in his heart that he was good, and he finally had an evil spirit, which was sour!