Chapter 104: My Name Is D
Lu Fei and J were talking as they walked, and J suddenly pushed open a door on his side and walked in, and inside the door was a coffee house.
The café is furnished with a European-style refrigerator, a gorgeous glass dining table and a set of white Western-style combination cabinets, on which is an Italian automatic coffee machine, surrounded by various coffee beans, coffee powder, creamer, brown sugar and so on.
This should be a very ordinary coffee house, and the decoration in the coffee house is also very ordinary, but there are four insects on the white combination cabinet of this coffee house, and everything in this coffee house seems not so ordinary.
These four insects are almost identical, and unlike ordinary insects, they are all more than a foot long, and they all have hands and feet, eyes and mouths, and two antennae on their heads.
What's even more bizarre is that the four insects are actually drinking coffee, squatting or lying down or sitting or lying on their backs on the white combination cabinet in four different comfortable positions, sipping coffee and humming songs that only they can understand.
"J Okay!"
"Hello Agent J!"
"Long live J!"
"Long live J!!"
Seeing J come in, the four insects greeted J one after another.
J walked to the coffee machine and pulled out a paper cup from the plate next to him, and the squatting insect immediately put down the coffee cup in his hand, picked up the coffee pot that was almost the size of it, and poured J a full cup of strong hot coffee.
The juice that spilled from the coffee pot was caught by the worm underneath it in a cup and then sucked into its stomach with its tongue.
Seeing such a scene, it was impossible for Lu Fei to believe that there were aliens on the earth.
"They're alien bugs." J raised the paper cup in his hand and invited Lu Fei, "Would you like to have a cup too?" ”
Lu Fei shook his head.
"J walk slowly."
"Agent J walks slowly."
"......" J walked out of the coffee room and shut the warm and friendly voices of the four bugs behind the door.
"And that's just the usual scenario." J said, "As my prospective partner, I should have taken you on a tour of MIB's headquarters first. ”
A completely different elevator, also vertically lifted, after a full two minutes, with a clang, the elevator door seemed to open abruptly at a certain node in time and space.
Then, a wonderful space full of futuristic high-tech appeared in front of Lu Fei's eyes.
It is a spacious, bright, complex space with different styles.
This is the headquarters of MIB.
All kinds of bizarre alien creatures can be seen here, and there are many kinds and countless of them.
Creak~~~
A metal object like a compass suddenly flew into the air, constantly hovering above Lu Fei's head and making a squeaking sound.
"Hey, he's the future black-clad detective, and his identity hasn't been put into storage yet." J clapped his hands at the hovering compass in the air and yelled, "Get out of here!" ”
"Received, the future black-clad detective, the information has not yet been put into storage, the identity is unknown, the weapons are unknown, oh...... Get out of the way......" The compass was able to understand what J was saying, and emitted a series of electronic children's sounds, circled in the air, and squeaked away.
"This is an identity confirmer, to prevent malicious aliens from invading the MIB headquarters, since the last time the MIB headquarters was captured by Serena's female demon, it took our technical department half a year to develop this thing." J said to Lu Fei, "But don't come here to test when you see a senior agent like me coming in, it's really annoying." ”
"Agent J, yesterday's mission was awesome."
"Agent J, it looks like there's a new member in the Field Service Team."
In the MIB headquarters, there are constantly passing staff who greet J, which shows that J is like a fish in water here and is very popular.
Two tall, octopus-like alien creatures are controlling a super-massive computer host, and the dozen tentacles of the two octopuses are moving rapidly on the console's keyboard.
"They are twins, MIB's logistical technicians." "There's no doubt about it, they're all aliens, but they're in the service of us Earth." ”
"There are still aliens working in the MIB headquarters?" Lu Fei asked.
"Since we established a sixth type of contact with extraterrestrial beings, it is no longer unusual for aliens to work at MIB headquarters." J said.
"But the computer host of the MIB headquarters is managed by aliens, which ......" Lu Fei did not say any more.
"You mean to talk about security." J said helplessly, "No way, who called them good technology and enough trust." ”
"Hello Agent J!" Seeing J coming over, the alien twins greet J at the same time.
"In fact, there are still a small number of aliens who are thriving in human society." J said to Lu Fei, "I can ask the cute twins to call up some information about these aliens and show you, you must know each other." ”
"Obey Agent J." Without waiting for J's official order, the tall twins sitting on a special metal wheelchair moved more than a dozen tentacles on the keyboard at the same time, and soon some images were brought up.
I saw the translucent large video screen on the computer host in mid-air flickering continuously, and finally froze several sets of pictures.
These pictures are some private life videos, and Lu Fei saw several faces that are more familiar to the world.
For example, Yao Ming, who is playing basketball, Jackie Chan, who is making the 104th movie, and Jet Li, who is doing public welfare activities somewhere.
"In fact, many big stars like them are aliens, and there are many international supermodels who are actually aliens." J said, "Do you think human talent and body are really that good? These aliens have been granted special permits to operate freely in human society, but they must be monitored 24 hours a day by MIB, and if they do something against the rules, the black detectives will be dispatched immediately, regardless of where they are. ”
Drip drip, drip drip, drip drip, drip......
A series of beeps came from the computer console.
"Agent J, received a connection from Agent M." The alien twins said in unison.
"Where has this guy been all these years, he won't show up again, I think it's time to give up the position of Agent M to someone else." J said indignantly, "Immediately contact Agent M." ”
More than a dozen tentacles of the twins moved on the keyboard of the host at the same time, and the aerial screen of the host turned around, and a young face with short black hair and a heroic face appeared on the screen.
"Agent J, hello, it's been a long time, it's good to see you, I miss you." The handsome young face with short black hair had a wiring device in his ear, and said in a loud voice.
"Michael Jackson, where have you disappeared all these years?" J angrily said with a little dissatisfaction, "I thought you were really dead if you didn't show up again." ”
"Agent J, please call me Agent M, please don't call me by the name of an earthling, okay?" The young and handsome face on the screen in the air continued to say in a loud voice, "I went to get another facelift, oops...... It didn't work out, but fortunately it came back again, so it was delayed for a few years. ”
"You've been out of the MIB for so long, and you want to keep your position as Agent M?" J said angrily, "You think you're dreaming? ”
"J, don't talk to me like that." "When I used to be called Michael Jackson, no one had ever spoken to me like that. ”
"I really don't understand, you are so prosperous in human society, why do you suddenly pretend to be dead?" J tract.
"It's not because I'm too hot." M said, "It's because I'm too hot, everything is in the public eye, even I like the hobby of a little pot friend is not allowed, this is a very normal thing on my planet, I really can't stand it, I'm so worried that my alien identity will also be recognized by the public, so my image will be ruined, so I immediately withdraw, so that I can leave a good impression of nostalgia for the public, J, please resume my position, I can help you fight for the alien security quota, and I will notify you as soon as there is news." ”
"I don't count that." J said, "You have to ask O about this, she is the boss." ”
The computer console flashes in the air, the twins have been disconnected, and M's avatar disappears from the screen.
"Would you like to join us as a black detective? I need a partner right now. J said to Lu Fei beside him, "If you join the black-clad detective, you will directly take over the position of the former Field Service Agent D who has just been transferred to the logistics department, and your identity in the MIB is Agent D, and your name is D." ”