On the road. Night, stars.

"I said, old man, why did you come here all of a sudden? You don't guard your exquisite labyrinth, you're so idle, come here to? "I asked the old man Xuanyun unceremoniously, because the thought of this old man making it difficult for us in the Linglong Labyrinth made me extremely unhappy.

"You're a man...... Why are you so rude to call your master an old man? Xuanyun glanced at me very unpleasantly, "Didn't your parents teach you?" You have to respect the old and love the young, but you ......"

"What's wrong with me?" I pulled my face and said, "It's better than some dead-skinned people who forcibly take people as disciples, right?" ”

"I'll take you as an apprentice for your own good, boy, don't be embarrassed!" Xuanyun pointed to my face and said.

I brushed his fingers away with one hand and said, "The face was earned by myself, not given by others, who is rare about the face you give?" Besides, is your old face suitable for sticking to the face of a young and handsome person like me? I still don't like it, if you give me your old face, I'll throw it in the trash right away, believe it or not? ”

"You ......" Old man Xuanyun was speechless by me, and he couldn't speak for a while.

When I saw him like this, I pretended to sigh to myself and said, "Okay, seeing that you are so pitiful, then I won't call you old man, I'll call you ......."

"Hehe, it's pretty much the same, count you as acquaintances!" Before I could finish speaking, Xuanyun stammered, lifting his shriveled neck high.

I changed my words and said, "I'll call you dead old man!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Bai Nuoxin and Lin Xin'er couldn't help but "poof" and laughed.

When Xuanyun heard this, he was so angry that he stomped his feet, he poked my temples with his fingers, and said loudly: "Stinky boy, are you uneducated, what is the difference between this old man and a dead old man!" ”

I lifted his fingers that poked my head with one hand, and said confidently: "Of course there is a difference, the old man does not kick his legs, and the dead old man hangs up." ”

"You...... Hmph, stinky boy, me off! Xuanyun waved his hand and stopped talking to me.

I didn't enjoy it enough, I thought about it, and I found a topic to continue the verbal fight with him, I said: "That, old man Xuanyun, when I saw you in the Linglong Labyrinth, you were not of this temperament, you were ...... Ahem, it's like this......" So I pretended to be serious and sanctimonious, and said: "Ahem, I think back then, when I Xuanyun and you were so young, they had already resounded throughout the entire Maoshan Cultivation World!" ”

When I said this, my tone was very serious, but I put my index finger into my nostrils, dug out a piece of boogers, and wiped it on Xuanyun's clothes......

Bai Nuoxin and Lin Xin'er looked at it, as if they had seen an ancient demon beast, their faces were completely petrified, their mouths were slightly open, and they couldn't close them.

Xuanyun was shocked when he saw me behaving like this, and he couldn't help but shout loudly, "What did you stinky boy wipe on my clothes?!" ”

I said, "It's nothing, it's just boogers." ”

"You stinky boy, I'm going to have to chop off your finger!" As he spoke, he raised his hand and gestured to make a move.

I hurriedly stopped and shouted, "Wait! Didn't you just say you were going to take me as an apprentice?! ”

"What's the matter, chopping off one of your fingers doesn't prevent you from learning the Dao!"

I smiled wryly a few times and said, "Is there a master who treats his apprentices like this?" ”

Xuanyun said: "There is no such thing as you treating Master's apprentice like this, hum, rebel!" ”

"Hey, hey, I didn't say I was your apprentice!"

I didn't want to dwell on this topic, so I said: "Old man Xuanyun, to be honest, your temperament now is very different from when I first met you, you were very serious at that time, well, like a hypocrite, but now you ......"

"Stinky boy, what kind of crooked reasoning are you, serious must be a hypocrite?!"

I ignored his words and continued: "Now you are very obscene, like a tease. ”

"You ......"

I didn't wait for him to refute, and rushed to continue: "I seriously doubt that you are not real now! Now this you, you must be an undercover agent sent by the god of the underworld! That's right, it's definitely like that! Haha, you can't escape my eyes! Let's kill him together, and don't let his plot succeed! With that, I jumped back and pretended to beat Xuanyun up.

Lao Dao, who had been silent and didn't speak, saw my situation, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he decisively flew and slapped me on the back of the head with a "snap".

"Oh, why are you beating me! I've seen through this dead old man's scheme, you should beat him! ”

"Puff......" Lin Xin'er and Bai Nuoxin both covered their mouths and laughed.

"Hey, you two, what are you laughing at? Let's go up together, beat up that dead old man, I don't think he shows his original form! ”

Lao Dao sighed helplessly and said, "I said Gongnan, was your head broken by Ming Chen?" Why is it so abnormal tonight? ”

Bai Nuoxin also said: "Gong Nan, you better not make trouble, this is not good for Xuanyun's seniors." ”

Lin Xin'er followed and said: "I can see that Xuanyun does not have the aura of a demon on his body, and he can't be an undercover agent sent by the God of the Underworld." ”

I saw that everyone was facing Xuanyun, and I knew that I couldn't make any more trouble, otherwise, it would be against everyone, so I smiled bitterly a few times and said, "Hehe, I'm not with a dead old man...... Oh, no, is it with Xuanyun seniors, do you want to give you a two-person turn, you see, in this silent night, before entering the dark hole, the atmosphere is enlivened by the two of us, is everyone a lot more relaxed? As the saying goes, when you have a good mood, you can do a good job, right? ”

Then I glared at Xuanyun again and said, "Xuanyun senior, just now the two of us just wanted to liven up the atmosphere, didn't you say?" ”

I stared at him like a nail, as if as soon as he said "no", my nail would "touch" and nail into his head.

"yes, yes, we just want to make it easy for everyone." Xuanyun Lao Dao smiled slightly and said.

Lao Dao, Bai Nuoxin, Lin Xin'er, when I heard this, I couldn't help but be stunned, surprised, and puzzled, I didn't expect Xuanyun to answer me like this.

I was also surprised, and I didn't expect him to answer me like that.

Lao Dao leaned over to Xuanyun's side at this time and whispered to him, "Uncle Shi, I said what's wrong with you?" You shouldn't just admit defeat to your future apprentice because you can't win a verbal battle, it's not good for you to make him feel embarrassed like this......"

The old man Xuanyun said: "You young man knows a fart, I call it a close relationship, and the fight with him is to get closer, now I will talk to him, let him be scared, but also to get closer, this kid has always refused to be my apprentice, isn't it because he doesn't know me yet?" When we got closer, he got to know me and knew how powerful and awesome I was, so why didn't this kid kneel down and beg me to take him as an apprentice?! ”

Xuan Yun said this more and more proudly, and his voice became higher and higher, I listened, my face pulled lower and lower, and finally stared at him with a straight face, speechless in my heart.

When Lao Dao heard this, he didn't forget to pat himself on the back and said, "Uncle Shi, what a clever plan, what a clever plan!" Come on, uncle! ”

I glanced at the old Tao and said, "Ya's dead old man, who are you helping for?" ”

Lao Dao said: "It's all my own family, and we both help." ”

When I heard this, I exhaled helplessly, this is the rhythm of being sold by this pit.

At this time, Lin Xin'er suddenly stopped and said, "The entrance of the Dark Cave has arrived at ......."

The four of us also stopped, and when we looked ahead, there was a hill in front of us.

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