Chapter 208: Impostor Impermanence (I)
After a dramatic story ended, the wine in the cup was also drunk, and we all sent my father and Liu Dongsheng home, because these two people drank too much today, and just walked a short distance, my father and Liu Dongsheng vomited, but at this moment, I only heard the fat man shouting loudly: Little evil, go quickly,
I was stunned, what's wrong with the fat man, but a sense of crisis comes at any time, I looked up, my mother, but scared me to death, I saw two guys coming across from us at some point, one was dressed in white, the other was dressed in gray, the two guys were holding a mourning stick, with a big pointed hat, and the left hand in white was also holding a red token, what the hell is this dress, take a closer look, the guy in black is even more amazing, his tongue sticks out of the elder, so it's not scary,
Black and white impermanence, I rub, how did I meet these two old ghosts tonight, at this time I want to hide too late, two old ghosts came to my side to look at me and my father,
It seems that these two guys have also found out, I can see them, looked at me carefully and said: He Fang junior, seeing that the impermanent master of your family still doesn't greet him,
After saying this, I was stunned, I have also seen how this black and white impermanence is bad, but this time I saw these two I felt weird, but what is the blame, I can't say it for a while, just at this time the fat man and others came over,
Liu Dongsheng also drank too much at this time, looked at the two old ghosts and said: Which part are you from, take out your ID card and let me see, in the middle of the night, wearing bells and whistles, what are you going to do, can't you rebel?
I almost fainted when I heard this, my ancestors, these two old ghosts are so easy to provoke, you see that you are now the police chief, and when you get down, you can be taken care of by others, and when the time comes, people will clean you up, then it will be like playing,
The two old ghosts saw that Liu Dongsheng was wearing a police uniform, and the evil aura on his body was also quite heavy, they took a step back, ignored Liu Dongsheng and asked me instead, junior, your yang life is over, hurry up and go with us,
What, these two guys are here to hook my soul, your uncle, I hurriedly stepped forward and said: Two impermanent masters, please make it convenient, look at me, how old I am this year, why did I die for no reason, is it a mistake,
Hmph, junior, you're doubting that the underworld can't succeed,
Don't dare, don't dare, it's just two masters, I don't have a family yet, and I don't have a baby, if I leave with you like this, then my family will be cut off from the incense, and I hope the two masters will give me a chance,
Hmph, the king of Hades told people to die in the third watch, which one dares to keep people until the fifth watch, if you can't go quickly,
I can't give money, it seems that I can only use a killer move, these two old ghosts are famous for being greedy for money,
Sure enough, the two old ghosts didn't move, looked at me and said: Boy, you really have to spend money to buy your life,
I was just about to speak, when my father came to his senses, stepped forward and looked at the two old ghosts and said: What are you doing, how to bully my son, Lao Liu still has this thing happening on our territory, how to fix it,
To death, Liu Dongsheng also spoke at this time, and after finishing speaking, he shook off everyone and ran over,
I saw that these two heads hurt, just put things in order, what are these two coming out to do, the two old ghosts are also stunned when they see this, it seems that they have never seen such a thing, think about it, people are yin, everywhere they go is the master of the last sentence, today for the first time I met someone who called for himself,
The two old ghosts looked at my father and Liu Dongsheng and said, "What are you going to do?"
What are you doing, I'm fucking your uncle, bullying my son, I think you're looking for death,
Call me, this sentence came out of the fat man's mouth, I looked back at the fat man, this guy is not afraid of big things,
The fat man came up to me and said, "Little evil, don't be afraid of these two guys, they are impostors,
What, I was taken aback, what the hell does this mean,
The fat man smiled and said to me: If it is the real black and white impermanence, if you want to hook your soul, how can you waste so much with you, and you look at their outfits, it is fake at first glance, especially the black impermanence, whether it is black impermanence or gray impermanence, the most important point, how scary the ghost of black and white impermanence is, we have not been taught, you are looking at these two today, damn it, at first glance, it is a wild ghost who came out of black and white impermanence to cheat money here, beat me, beat me hard,
That's right, the fat man's analysis makes sense, why didn't I fucking expect it, I was almost deceived by these two guys, your uncle, I cheated money and deceived my head, this is really a birthday boy who eats arsenic for a long time,
Seeing that we were not afraid of them at all, the two impostors hurriedly took a few steps back and shouted, Stop, you guys have eaten the heart of a bear and a leopard gall, and you dare to beat the underworld, in my opinion, you are really tired of it.
Fuck your uncle, if you are black and white, Lao Tzu is the king of Yama, call me, I gave an order, and the wolf seven and others rushed over one after another,
The two old ghosts were about to run when they saw that the situation was not good, Wolf Qi and Feng Bao blocked the way to retreat, the fat man and Yun Jiang had already rushed over at this time, good guys, these two guys were beaten by all of us in this socialist beating, I saw that the hats of the two old ghosts were blown away, and the mourning stick in his hand didn't know who was digging and breaking, and even the shoes under his feet were lost, the fat man was still not happy, and he didn't know where to find a wicker for each person, and greeted these two guys vigorously, the fat man shouted while fighting, I let you cheat money, I let you scare me,
Oops, oops, the two old ghosts were beaten, humming and chirping on the ground, and in the end the two old ghosts could only beg for mercy and said to us: Daxian, all the great immortals spare their lives, spare their lives,
Everyone stopped, and I looked at the two old ghosts and said: You are really powerful, you dare to deceive us, I think you are really tired of life,
Great immortals, we are also out of helplessness, there is no way, they are all lonely souls and wild ghosts, it is not easy to eat in order to mix up food, today I have no intention of offending a few immortals, and I hope that a few immortals, my subordinates will spare us, we will not dare in the future,
I sneered and said: You two know, pretending to be a bad guy is a big crime, tonight fortunately met the two of us, if you meet a real bad guy, hehe, you suffer, then the hell you won't run, maybe people are happy, let you go from the first layer to the eighteenth floor, play all over, and then you will be happy,
The two old ghosts were frightened by me, and they were trembling, begging us all on the ground, and in the end, I relented and said to the two dead ghosts: Get out, don't let me see you, if there is a next time, you will think for yourself,
Don't worry, Da Xian'er, we don't dare anymore, after finishing speaking, the two old ghosts stood up and ran away.
After letting go of these two old ghosts, I hurriedly remembered my father and Liu Dongsheng, and saw that these two people were already asleep leaning on the big tree.
In the end, we had no choice but to carry Liu Dongsheng and my father back to the residence of Yunjiang and Yunhai.
Early the next morning, my father and Liu Dongsheng woke up, saw us lying on the ground, called us up, and asked why they were here.
After I told what happened, my dad nodded, hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called my wife, on the phone I saw that my dad is also a strict wife, which I think I was inherited by my dad, and finally I took the phone and explained it to my dad, and finally my mother scolded me and my dad, and Liu Dongsheng was no better than the two of us, a dignified director of the public security bureau, and he actually scolded his wife,
After making the call, my dad looked at our group and said: Let's go, I'll invite you to eat some breakfast, and don't make trouble for me outside in the future, you know no,
Everyone nodded hurriedly, and when they arrived at the place where breakfast was sold, after everyone asked for some steamed buns, Liu Dongsheng began to recall what happened last night, and seemed to think of something and said to me: Big nephew, it seems that something happened last night, I remember that I saw two guys in costumes, like the black and white impermanence played on TV, isn't it,
I didn't wait for me to speak, my dad also said there: Fuck Lao Liu, you don't say I forgot about it, there was indeed this last night, it seems that those two guys are bullying you, no,
What, Dad, you drank too much last night, you must be dreaming, nothing at all, I don't want my dad to know too much about me, if he knows what happened last night, I guess he will be scared a lot,
But my dad is a person who admits death, and slapped the table and said: No, there is such a thing, Lao Liu, what do you say,
Liu Dongsheng glanced at all of us and said: I said big nephews, don't play this game in front of your uncle, you all know what your uncle and I do, I can see from your eyes, you are lying, say it quickly, Liu Dongsheng slapped the table, and we were startled, Wang Jingyang and the fat man, the two bears, were scared, and only heard the fat man say: I confess, I confess honestly,
I feel as if it seems that this Liu Dongsheng is an occupational disease criminal, how can I take out the set of interrogators?
Come on, since the fat man has confessed, then I don't have to carry it, I asked the fat man to tell me what happened last night,
Liu Dongsheng's face changed after hearing this, and then he looked at my father and said: Lao Bu, what this eldest nephew said is true,
My dad just listened to me, after the two old ghosts were beaten away by us, they felt that their faces were more face-saving, my dad smiled and said: Lao Liu, my son said it was true, it must be true, tell you, not to blow it to you, these boys are all talented, one by one thieves have the ability, my father told the last school ghost catch, and nodded to Liu Dongsheng.
In the end, Liu Dongsheng slapped the table and said: Oh, my eldest nephew, I need people like you now, Lao Bu has to let the eldest nephews do me a favor if he says anything this time,
It's over, something is wrong, I secretly said in my heart,