After walking a few laps, Che Laodao's eyes turned red, like the eyes of a mad dog that has eaten too many dead corpses, and then suddenly aimed his bloody eyes at Hong Weidong's eyes, and saw Hong Weidong tremble, and the whole person instantly became stiff and wooden, like a zombie.

Because the fat man and I both opened the eyes of the sky, that is, the eyes of yin and yang, so, at the moment when Che Laodao and Hong Weidong looked at each other, we saw two black ghosts overflowing from Che Laodao's body at the same time and being sucked into Hong Weidong's body.

Fuck me, Ghost? The fat man and I, despite being paralyzed from the cold, exclaimed in unison, this thing is too evil.

According to the "Yin Fu Zangjing", some cult warlocks specialize in practicing some perverted spells, one of which is called Ghost Xiao.

What is a ghost, that is, a cult warlock raises ghosts in his own body. These cult sorcerers bribed some unscrupulous midwives or hospital nurses to steal babies who died of dystocia, so that these babies died before they were born, and a book of life and death that had not yet entered the underworld belonged to the retail investors who jumped out of the yin and yang world, and their souls would not be detained by ghosts; Second, these babies died before seeing the sun, and the yin energy and resentment in the body gathered and converged, belonging to the fierce spirit of the Xiao level, ruthless and bloodthirsty, and liked to suck people's blood.

For this reason, after obtaining the baby's corpse, the cult warlock will place the corpse in a silver coffin with a spell for preservation, and puncture the index finger at 0:00 every day, take three drops of blood and drop it into the mouth of the dead baby, and after 49 days, take out the dead baby that has already been waxed, and place it in the Nine Palaces and Eight Arrays made of candles, and the donor (that is, the cult warlock) will kneel on the ground naked, and only think of one thing in his mind: that is, to summon the soul of the dead baby with his mind.

It is said that this method is extremely dangerous, and if the summoning fails, then the donor will become delirious and will not heal for many years, and at worst, he will bleed on the spot and die on the spot. And the dead baby will also turn into a half-zombie monster, which is the cause of disaster.

However, if the donor's soul and the soul of the deceased baby are in communion, and the soul feels a sense of maternal love and security, the corpse of the deceased baby will suddenly turn into countless bright spots and disappear into the candlelight, and the soul will enter the donor's body along the seven strange orifices, and begin to cultivate by sucking the blood in the donor's body. Therefore, all the cult warlocks who raise ghosts are all weak, and this is also karma.

This cult warlock uses his own blood to raise ghosts, in order to make this ghost ray jump out of the Three Realms and Five Elements, not to be swayed by ghosts and gods, and only driven by the donor, can engage in all kinds of despicable deeds such as killing people and selling goods, poisoning Gu and poisoning for the donor, so from ancient times to the present, although there are many people who have died because of raising ghosts, cult warlocks are still flocking to it.

It seems that this big smoker and pencil man is one of the "lucky ones".

However, he can directly release the ghost to destroy us, so why do you have to send the ghost to Hong Weidong and then get rid of us, isn't this daxiaojie with biyuntao?? Is it purely superfluous?

However, regardless of whether it is redundant or not, Hong Weidong has already walked towards us with two dead fish eyes that are as empty as a pool of muddy water. In his lifeless pupils, which were as lifeless as dead people, I distinctly saw two children who looked like 7 or 8 years old looking at us and smiling, yes, because when they smiled, blood flowed from their mouths, and it flowed down the corners of Hong Weidong's eyes to his face, dripping to the ground, drop by drop, like an hourglass that timed a dying life.

"Fatty, it's definitely not good to deal with this thing palm thunder, so what? You tell me the truth, are you still a virgin? I asked the fat man tremblingly.

The fat man looked at me in surprise: "Do you know what the you're talking about?" Scared silly, asking this out of tune, sick to you? ”

"If you don't want to die, just answer quickly." I'm a little agitated.

"I want to be a fucking man, but I haven't run into a female hooligan, right?" The fat man replied angrily.

"Oh, it's still a child, okay, eh, it's slippery, pee." I looked at the fat man with great joy.

"Pee? I'm so nervous that I don't even have to spit anymore, and you let me pee? Why don't you pee? Don't pretend to be a virgin, aren't you also a virgin? The fat man was not slow to react and kicked the ball to me again.

"My buddy has prostatitis, and the more urgent he is, the more he can't pee. Ancestor, pee quickly, peeing can save your life, believe me once, let you witness the miracle. "Seeing that Hong Weidong was close at hand, I was so anxious that I almost knelt down and begged the fat man.

"Okay, I'll try." The fat man looked helpless, took out the baby, gritted his teeth and squeezed out.

"Come out, come out, oops, you pee in a circle, pee in a circle." As soon as I saw that the fat man was peeing, I hurriedly commanded.

"Roll the calf, I'll give you an Olympic ring, grass." The fat man looked at me angrily, and he had the heart to kill.

As soon as the fat man peed out of a circle, Hong Weidong also rushed over.

"Fatty, take it first, I'll be fine right away." I beckoned to the fat man, then quickly bit my fingers and intently drew on the cloth torn from the white vest.

At this time, Hong Weidong had already choked the fat man's neck, pressed the fat man to the ground, and then opened his big mouth and bit the fat man's throat.

At the last moment, I dragged the fat man's feet violently, dragged the fat man and half of Hong Weidong's body into the urine ring, and then slapped the rune cloth in his hand to the ground.

"Okay, Kaizi, when did you learn this hand, it's awesome." The fat man touched the pinch marks on his neck and looked at me gratefully.

"Okay, your size, this power mainly depends on your yang energy." I looked at Hong Weidong, who was still lying on the ground, and I was also shocked, and I said in my heart that the urine spell of feelings really worked.

It turns out that Uncle Li didn't use the hooligan style of taking off his pants to scare off the female ghost Xiaozhen before? Later, I learned that I had wronged Uncle Li by studying the "Yin Fu Zangjing", and I dared to love this is called a urine curse, which is also recorded in Maoshan Taoism. Urine, also known as "Tianjing water", is the main carrier of the body's yang energy leakage, and its effect of driving away evil spirits and fighting ghosts is not inferior to the blood on the tip of the tongue and the charm in the mouth. It's just that it's not as convenient to use as the blood on the tip of the tongue and the talisman in the mouth, and the little brother is not something that comes out casually, so the urine curse has become little known.

If it weren't for my misunderstanding of Uncle Li, I wouldn't have paid so much attention to the urine mantra, let alone practiced it so deliberately. This is probably also driven by curiosity, I don't want to hit it crookedly, and I actually used it today, and God can't starve to death.

As for the talisman I caused, it was just a catalyst to stimulate the yang energy in the fat man's urine.

At this time, Hong Weidong got up, but although he was jumping and jumping outside the urine circle, the momentum was violent, and the viscous liquid was constantly flowing out of his mouth, he didn't dare to cross the urine circle, so he was in a hurry.

Seeing that Hong Weidong was blocked, Che Laodao snorted coldly: "I don't have any way to do this, isn't it for nothing?" ”

Che Laodao formed a sword finger with both hands, first put his finger to his eyes, and then pointed the sword at us: "You think about me, you think about the underworld, and you think." ”

"Snake, run." As the old man pointed at us, the fat man and I suddenly saw that the urine circle was full of wriggling black snakes, these snakes held up their triangular heads at us, their fangs exposed, and some of them had crawled to the surface of our feet. The fat man and I screamed and jumped out of the snake pile.

When I escaped from the urine circle with the fat man, I was shocked, and then I looked in the circle, damn, why are the snakes gone?

"Hahaha, you've fallen for the illusion of the poor road." Che Laodao laughed proudly.

"My day, you ......" I was so angry that I couldn't speak, the urine spell we had worked so hard to get was easily broken by him with a trick, it was too annoying.

However, we didn't have time to scold the street, because Hong Weidong had already rushed over like maggots, and easily grabbed me and the fat man's necks with his two hands respectively.

"Giggles, I want to eat, I want to eat......" Hong Weidong's body came out with a burst of milky children's laughter and talking, and I heard that the fat man and I were creepy, it's over, this time the buddy is really going to become a ghostly "hamburger", I'll go, I'll die.

Just when Hong Weidong's big mouth was about to go to our throat, the old car man who was wearing a lantern walked silently behind Hong Weidong, and his two red eyes were about to drip blood, staring at me and the fat man, and he didn't speak.

What do you mean, uncle, do you want to take the opportunity to stab us a few more times to avenge the brick?

"Nameless rats, if you go against the sky, aren't you afraid of being punished by God?" Che Laodao suddenly spoke, he not only spoke, but also moved, and suddenly threw Hong Weidong three meters away, fell with a "click", and broke at least two ribs.

Then, Che Laodao began to slap his big mouth wildly, as if he had been evil, and he still didn't stop slapping the corners of his mouth and bleeding. That's not all, and scolded himself vigorously: "You shameless, disrespectful calf, I make you stinky and shameless, I let you help the dog eat shit......"

The fat man and I were stunned at first, a little dazed, and the situation changed too quickly.

However, listening to it, the fat man and I grinned and laughed, not only happy, but even wanted to sing: "We people, we are so happy today......"

Why? Haha, because the sound is so familiar to us! My dear uncle, you can come.

The scene at that time was like this: on a dark and windy night in January, in a gloomy and haunted place full of graves, there were a few big men whose life and death were unknown and who were not good birds at first glance, not to mention, and there was also an old gang wearing a red vest, a monk who was not a monk and a layman, sprinkled with joy, jumped and pumped his big mouth, and next to him there were two boys with bloody faces and rolling like earth donkeys, smirking and looking at the scene.