Chapter 101: Touching the melon along the vine
Seeing the poor ghost Mao Changsheng staring intently at her face, the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei suddenly burst into joy, and said excitedly: "Handsome guy Mao, after falling out of love, you finally understand what kind of female ghost is the real beautiful ghost?
The steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu laughed out loud.
The tongue-pulling ghost Ma Mengyao and the hanged ghost Sha Jishan, looking at each other for a moment, stretched out their tongues to each other, revealing an unprecedented strange expression.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng said solemnly: "I, a poor ghost, a glass-like ghost, is not as complicated and deep as you say, but I am looking at your nose." β
The steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu added: "Look at your nose that is more olfactory than a ghost dog. β
"Oh, you look high, you should look down step by step. The bulging ghost shook his chest, "My most attractive thing is not my nose, but my breasts." When you look at my nose, I think it's a kind of neglect of me. β
Ma Mengyao, the tongue-pulling ghost, said with a smile: "Although the chest is big, it has no effect here, and although the nose is small, if it is really so different, you should find the key to the bones." β
"That's right!" said Shajishan, the hanged man, with a grin, "don't show off your big breasts, there are no orphans here who need you to breastfeed." This big brother Mao is not a righteous gentleman, but he is not a nasty embryo who only stares at his chest when he sees a female ghost, don't be sentimental, let's play to your strengths!"
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng smiled, feeling that these words were very Dongting, and felt that the hanged ghost Sha Jishan was much cuter than before.
"That's right," the inflated ghost Kang Xiumei patted her fat face, "I have a natural ability, I can tell the gender, height, weight, age, and whether the person who pees is married by smelling a bubble of urine, why can't I use my dear big nose to find out the bone key?
With that, roll up your sleeves, roll up your trousers, and get ready to work.
Ma Mengyao, the tongue-pulling ghost, said with a smile: "Roll up your sleeves and roll up your trousers, are you ready to go to the field to plant seedlings or weeds?" β
"You are the yellow flower girl who ignores pigs and dogs, and I am a young woman who is loved by everyone and is fascinated by ghosts. The swelling ghost Kang Xiumei muttered and walked to the place where the ghost crow was buried.
The poor ghosts, tongue-pulling ghosts, hanged ghosts, and steamer ghosts happily followed, and they didn't want to take another look at the stone house where the crow peck ghost Hai Weiyang and the scissor ghost Mei Yixiang lived.
Sensitive sense of smell and infinite strength, these are the strengths of the inflated ghost Kang Xiumei, it can be said that without much effort, she moved the two boulders to the side, revealing the grave.
The ghost crow that shrunk after death, but it was buried in the grave in front of everyone, and now, there is not even a single feather, I think it is after the arrival of the red ghost crow, the white ghost crow has returned to the crow to peck at the hell and create a new creation.
The ghosts were stunned for a moment, and looked closely at the bottom of the tomb, and found that there were some faint and dry blood ruins on the mud and sand.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng thought for a while and said, "That should be left on the corpse of the smoker, swelling ghost, you sniff out an example first, and then follow the map!"
"Yes. Big feces don't need to be poured with feces (taught). The inflated ghost Kang Xiumei had a kind of indignation that the expert was instructed by a layman, muttered a few words, and then held her breath, leaned over, and sniffed up and down excitedly, left and right.
That weird and serious energy, it is really no less than a faithful spirit dog, the three female ghosts look at the expansion ghost, and look at each other, and they all dare not come out, for fear of disturbing the expansion ghost and breaking the big thing.
The expansive ghost Kang Xiumei sniffed at the grave for a moment, then moved her body, crawling like a female dog, sniffing east and west, and then her eyes lit up, she stood up, kept sniffing in the void, and then strode in a northeast direction.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng was secretly happy in his heart, and he glanced at the female ghosts and followed closely behind.
The three female ghosts were suspicious, covered their mouths and smiled, squeezed their eyebrows, and scrambled to follow.
Five hundred meters after leaving the stone house, the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei still wanted to move forward, but every step she took was like stepping on a strong spring, and she was immediately bounced back, and she couldn't take a step forward anymore.
The expansive ghost was puzzled, shook his head, and said thoughtfully: "There is a web of illusion here, which cannot be seen or touched, but it can never be crossed again. β
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng saw that there was an empty field in front of him, it was a stretch of grassland, the mountain grass was luxuriant, and the grassland was a dense forest after a long time, he felt strange, strode forward, and it seemed to touch a stretchy net, and was quickly bounced back, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Strange things, it seems that there is nothing, but I can't take a step forward!"
"You two won't work together to deceive people, right?" Ma Mengyao, the tongue-pulling ghost, didn't believe it, protested verbally, grabbed the hanged ghost Sha Jishan with his left hand, and grabbed the steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu with his right hand, jumped dozens of feet high, and then suddenly pounced forward.
However, in an instant, the three female ghosts were all rebounded and retreated, and they all fell to the ground in surprise.
The swelling ghost Kang Xiumei spread her hands and said helplessly: "I can only inquire here." None of us can go any further, but I'm sure the remains must be hidden in the northeast direction, and it won't take long to find them if we keep looking for them. β
The three female ghosts pursed their lips and were silent.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng grabbed his scalp and said, "It's already very good that you can find this direction, thank you very much!"
After speaking, he looked ahead and kept touching his chin in contemplation.
"Find the right direction, but you can't get out, it's still useless. The swelling ghost Kang Xiumei sighed repeatedly, but she was very happy in her heart, and secretly thought to herself: "This has some meaning, and the future will definitely be happy." β
"Touching your chin can figure out a good way, that's hell. Ma Mengyao, the tongue-pulling ghost, laughed, and touched his jaw as well, and found that there was nothing special.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng suddenly touched his pockets and trouser pockets, but he didn't find anything, and sighed and said, "Do you have the Immortal Coin on you?"
Four female ghosts, you look at me, I look at you, and then shake their heads together.
Ma Mengyao, a tongue-puller, said: "If you can't get out, what's the use of asking for money? Do you want to gamble when you're bored? Our one million was suddenly attacked by the mongrel of the crow pecker, and before we had time to collect it, we were blown in all directions by the mountain wind." β
"It's a shame. "As the saying goes, 'money makes ghosts grind,' and I want to pay for a few ghosts to find the bones key." β
"That's right," said Cao Jinzhu, the steamer ghost, happily, "we can't cross this strange magic net, and we can't search for the bone key ourselves, but the ghosts over there are free, and they can let them help, and if they find the bone key, bring it in and bury it, and they can pass unhindered." β
"Good idea!" said the Tongue Puller, the Hangman, and the Bulge all rejoiced, "and we will soon be able to fly away!"
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng smiled bitterly and said: "The idea is good, there is no money to hire a small worker, or a mansion in the air, you can see it, but you can't live in it." β
Ma Mengyao, a tongue-pulling ghost, said with a smile: "In addition to the fact that there are many greedy ghosts, there are also many perverts in the underworld-as long as greed exists, there are infinite slaves. β
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng smiled brightly, patted his thigh and said: "Yes, people and ghosts all have weaknesses, why don't you make great use of them? With such four beautiful women here, why worry about the fish not taking the bait? For the sake of freedom, it is very cost-effective to sacrifice the hue." β
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan said proudly: "There are many things that male ghosts can't do, and female ghosts can easily do it." β
The swelling ghost Kang Xiumei said loudly: "What are you stinky and beautiful? Look, there is not even a ghost on the other side of the netβif you want to fish, you have to have bait, and there must be fish." β
Cao Jinzhu, the steamer ghost, blushed and said, "As long as the peach blossoms bloom brightly, there will definitely be bees coming, and as long as the grass grows luxuriantly, there will definitely be horses looking for them." β
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng nodded again and again, and said, "It makes sense! In this case, you guys should step aside and rest, as long as my handsome guy Mao dances for a while, there will be many beautiful female ghosts on the other side of the net to come and see itβI will give them a promise casually, and they will go and find the key to the bones for me." β
"Are you okay? You can actually use beautiful men?" asked Cao Jinzhu, the steamer ghost, with a strange smile, "Do you have that kind of guts?"
"Whew!" the tongue-puller, hangman, and swelling ghost all spat into the air with disdain.
"You can attract male ghosts, why can't I attract female ghosts? opposites attract, isn't it?" The poor ghost Mao Changsheng laughed as he stepped back, "Male ghosts can't withstand temptation more than female ghosts, and this difficult task will be handed over to you." stealing the limelight with female ghosts, that's what only foolish male ghosts do. β
"Those who know the times are Junjie, get out!" the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei scolded, ready to take off her clothes.
Ma Mengyao, the tongue-pulling ghost, asked in surprise: "Fat woman, do you really want to dance a striptease to find a slave?
"My sister is not as cheap as you think. The swelling ghost Kang Xiumei took off her coat, and the waves laughed, and the laughter was transmitted in all directions, resounding through the valley.
When the poor ghost Mao Changsheng heard the laughter, his heart suddenly beat faster, his whole body was hot, and he quickly covered his ears and ran away.
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan smiled and announced loudly: "This trick is called the female cat Sichun, and the male cat is in estrus." β
"Hahaha!"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
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Several female ghosts danced an aphrodisiac dance in laughter.