Victory, the first battle with the water monster, the fat man relied on his three-inch incorruptible tongue to say that the water monster ran away, on the way back the fat man suddenly stopped and looked at all of us and said: Who the fuck pushed me to the front just now, after saying that, the fat man's eyes looked at us all as if he was going to breathe fire,

A few of us looked at each other, and in the end these hateful guys actually pointed the finger at me.

What, I looked at everyone, your uncle, I can see it, as soon as something happens, these guys will push me out, I'm really convinced, I looked at the fat man and smiled and said: Fatty, who the fuck am I, you should know best, can I do this, eighty percent of it was done by these guys,

The fat man looked at me and nodded and said: Bu Xin Evil, Bu Xin Evil, who are you, I know you best, you fat man I know best, as soon as you fucking have something, just push me forward, you are really a person, what if I was eaten by that water demon just now, you guy is too inauthentic, I sighed and didn't know what to say,

Back at Secretary Zhang's house, everyone sat together, and this guy Yunjiang began to joke about the fat man: Tonight, the fat man flooded the Seventh Army, which can be said to be unprecedented and unprecedented.

The fat guy actually climbed along the pole and waved his hand and said with a smile: Where to say, this is everyone's credit, this time also let the water demon know, knowing the power of our children's urine, so that he dares to run rampant,

Yes, that fat man, do we have to take advantage of the victory to chase and take down the water demon in one fell swoop,

The fat man nodded and said: Isn't it fashionable democracy now, then let's all talk about it, what is a good way, as the so-called one person counts the short, two people count the long, let's talk about it,

Everyone thought about it for a long time and didn't speak, and finally Yun Jiang said: I don't know if there are a few ways to do it.

This is undoubtedly not good news, everyone was shocked and said to Yun Jiang: Tell me quickly, what a good idea,

Yun Jiang thought for a while and said: There are two ways, the first is to do it by the river, do it for 7749 days, and the water demon will naturally disappear.

No, this method will definitely not work, Yun Jiang just said it, and it was vetoed by all of us, because this time is too long, let alone forty-nine days, even nine days is a long time for us, the water monster also said that it will give us a good look, if we really wait for forty-nine days, it is estimated that the water monster will not hang, we will hang up first, so this method is absolutely heartless,

Seeing this, Yun Jiang said: There is a second way, that is, on the first day of the new year, on the fifteenth day, you can put gasoline in and inside, plus the blood of the dragon man, this is called the fire dragon burning the sky, and you can also burn the water monster to death.

Today is the first day of junior high school, and I asked,

The fat man opened the calendar in his hand and checked it and said: Today is the third year of the new year, I think this method is enough to choke, now there are still twelve days before the fifteenth, I think we can survive the twelve days, and even if we survive the twelve days, if we really want to set the whole river on fire, how much gasoline is needed, and if the gasoline is really poured into the river, it also means that the river will be polluted, and the villagers can rely on this river to live, I carefully observed, the water source in this village is this river, So this method has to be stranded, I said, Brother Yun, doesn't there be a good way?

Yun Jiang was speechless at this time and said: That's all I know, if I can't use it, then I can't do anything.

Since Yunjiang didn't pay attention, let alone a few of us, the fat man sighed and said: Come on, let's go to sleep, let's go to the mountain tomorrow morning and take a look.

In this way, we all rested, early the next morning, the Zhang family made breakfast, a few of us simply ate a mouthful, and let Secretary Zhang take us up the mountain, of course, this mountain is the highest peak here, from the top down a bird's eye view, you can see the whole village, everyone watched for a long time, Yunjiang and the fat man on the side did not know what to mutter, after a while, the fat man came over to us and said: Everyone, you take a closer look at what the river looks like,

was said by the fat man, a few of us took a closer look, maybe there are no artistic bacteria in me, I was stunned for a long time and didn't see it, and finally Feng Bao said: I look like a pot,

The fat man nodded and said: It has to be our Xiaobao, who really has the potential to be an artist, much stronger than someone.

Your uncle's dead fat man, this guy squeezed me hard in order to avenge yesterday's revenge,

Yes, this is just like a pot, you see, although the river is living water, but the shape is the same as a cauldron, this time I want to boil the water in the pot, after saying that, the fat man took us all down the mountain, but I didn't understand anything, walked over to the fat man and said, "What are you going to do?"

The fat man said slyly: The Buddha said, don't say, don't say,

I'll strangle it, this dead fat man is still dragged with Lao Tzu,

After arriving at the bottom of the mountain, the fat man asked Secretary Zhang to make everyone in the village anxious, and asked Secretary Zhang to inform the villagers of last night's incident, so as not to let the villagers be confused by the water demon.

Secretary Zhang nodded, hurriedly went to the village for a short time, under the leadership of the village, the villagers of the whole village have arrived, of course, we are also among them, Secretary Zhang first let the village chief say a few words, the village chief did not have any cultural level, said a few words, did not say the point, and finally Secretary Zhang couldn't see it, but the microphone told last night's personal experience, and finally used his life to vouch, this matter is definitely not fake,

Most of these villagers have no culture, the village is the village chief, often the village chief said also, everyone dare not say two, now Secretary Zhang's official position is bigger than the village head, people have used their own lives to vouch, it seems that this thing can never be wrong, so everyone also believed, at this time Secretary Zhang called a few of us up, Secretary Zhang looked at the villagers and said: These are the big fairies I invited, with them, our village will be fine, now let the big immortals say a few words,

At this time, all of us looked at the fat man, the fat man couldn't take the microphone, so he didn't speak at first, looked at a stone pier not far away and said to those villagers: Everyone, I know that from our age, even if I say anything now, I can't convince the public, then I'll show my hand first and then say, everyone sees the stone pier, I want to ask, who can raise one hand,

The people looked back at the stone mound and whispered below, but no one spoke.

Seeing this, the fat man smiled and walked over, looked at the stone pier and shouted, please descend the dragon Arhat to the world, after speaking, the fat man raised the stone pier with one hand, looked at everyone and said: Everyone, this is considered divine power, not my own strength, after finishing speaking, I put down the stone pier and walked back,

Seeing this, I hurriedly moved a chair to the fat man, and this guy was not polite and sat down directly with the microphone in his hand and said: Everyone believe it now,

I don't know who led the head below and shouted: Believe, we believe, there was a round of applause below the hula,

The fat man wanted this effect, nodded with satisfaction and said: Now don't talk about it, the water demon in the river we have fought with him yesterday, that guy is powerful in the water, but he doesn't dare to go ashore, to deal with the water demon you have to lure him up, so I want to trouble the villagers, help us prepare firewood, Zhu Yan, chicken blood, the more these things, the better,

After the fat man finished speaking, he handed the microphone to Secretary Zhang, at this time the fat man was exhausted, you wanted him to speak, but he couldn't say it,

Secretary Zhang took the microphone and said: Now Da Xian'er has given instructions, everyone go and prepare, when you are ready, transport firewood, cinnabar, and chicken blood to the village.

As soon as they heard the money, the villagers immediately scattered and went back to prepare things.

At this time, I saw that the fat man was like a corpse, handed the fat man a bottle of water and said: You deserve it, let you do it, now be honest,

The fat man glanced at me and said: Little evil, you don't understand this, if I don't do this, can those stunned villagers be convinced, so you have to show them your hand first, why are you fat and I majestic just now?

Fuck your uncle, majestic fart, by the way, what do you want so much firewood, cinnabar, and chicken blood?

The fat man smiled and said; You don't know this, the cinnabar is the most yang thing belongs to the fire, the Taoist uses it to draw talismans to avoid demons, I want to burn the firewood along the river in a circle, and then light the fire, sprinkle the cinnabar into the fire, and pour chicken blood on it, when the time comes, it will be like boiling the river, even if the water demon is powerful, it can't withstand this, as long as he gets him ashore, it's easy to do,

Oh, it turns out that this is the case, after we listened to the fat man's plan, we all expressed our admiration for the fat man, and the fat man screamed one by one, and the fat man was a little fluttery,

In one day's time, a lot of firewood and cinnabar have been sent, the cinnabar is bought by the villagers from the pharmacy, this pharmacy is sold out, so go to the next one, anyway, almost all the Chinese medicine stores in these ten miles and eight villages let us give the bag, some medicinal herb merchants heard that we want to use cinnabar to catch the water demon and also contributed two large bags of cinnabar,

At dusk, the remnant sun is like blood,

The fat man looked at the firewood and cinnabar, and asked Secretary Zhang to call all the men who belonged to the dragon and the tiger in the village, but don't have a birthday today.

There was not much time, and they gathered, and there were more than forty strong laborers, and the fat man said to these people: The time has come for you to use you now, are you afraid?

No one spoke below, but they all bowed their heads,

Secretary Zhang saw that no one sent a hundred yuan, and everyone was happy, and one of the leaders named Zhao Le said: Fat brother, if you have anything, just tell it,

Seeing this, the fat man smiled and said, "Everyone, you carry all this firewood and cinnabar to the river, set up the firewood along the river, and then wait for me to pass, and remember to finish it before dark.