Chapter 411: The Big Trouble (Eighth Update)
"Lalala, lalala, I'm a little connoisseur who pays the bill, I beat people when the sun comes out, and I skip school as soon as I see school!" Sun Wukong's singing echoed throughout the ground, making the Tang family disciples who rushed over in a cold sweat, what the hell is this Nima? Why are the lyrics so illogical?
"Yo! Are you here to listen to Sun Xingzhi Summer's singing? Tang Aqi was thinking about what to do with this monster, when he saw Sun Wukong appear in front of him, he was so frightened that he instinctively opened the purple gold jade gourd and asked, "Who is that!" Do you dare to tell me your name? ”
"What can you do if you don't dare?" Sun Wukong smiled and asked, "Sun Xingzhi Summer is disdainful to tell others that her beautiful name is Sun Xingzhi Summer!" Lala, hey! ”
"Sun Xingzhi!" Tang Aqi shouted, and then Sun Wukong grimaced at him, so frightened that he almost didn't hold the purple gold jade gourd, his hands and feet shook, and a person came out of the gourd, dying, it was the nine-tails who were accidentally released, this ...... Uh~~"No one is paying attention now." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Sun Xingzhi, do you dare to answer my question!" Tang Aqi shouted.
"Say, let's go, Sun Xingzhi Summer will be happy to answer your questions! Do you want to sign or kill someone? Sun Wukong flew down upside down and asked.
"Are these two related?" Tang Aqi was speechless, and then was stunned, "Why wasn't he taken in?" ”
"Alas, alas? I'll take a look, what's wrong? Did something go wrong? Sun Xingzhi is a professional repairer! Sun Wukong snatched the purple gold jade gourd, then looked at the gourd mouth, and with a slight force under his feet, the nine tails were kicked and flew to the point where he didn't know, and then Sun Wukong shouted at the purple gold jade gourd: "Hey! Come out! If you don't come out, I'll go in! ”
Seeing that the monster in front of him was sucked into the purple gold jade gourd, everyone was stunned, and then hurriedly surrounded it, blocking the mouth of the gourd to prevent people from coming out, and the gourd quieted down after a violent tremor.
All the people of the Tang family breathed a sigh of relief, wiped their sweat, and glanced at each other, not knowing what was going on in this farce-like plot.
"Let's go back first." Tang Aqi proposed, "We have to strengthen the protective measures and crack this formation as soon as possible, otherwise it will ......"
"Otherwise, I won't be able to have fun!" Sun Wukong answered, and when he saw everyone looking at her, he was embarrassed to pick up a piece of cloth and cover it on his body, and after putting it down, he changed into superhuman clothes, and the S on his chest was clearly visible, "Look at the Great Sage Summer!" ”
Burst! Everyone vomited blood together, almost threw away the lamp in their hands, pointed at Sun Wukong and shouted, "Aren't you just changing clothes!" Even the name has been changed! ”
"That's right!" Sun Wukong shook his hair proudly, and then pondered for a while, "Ah yes, I'm Sun Xing's summmer's sister!" I'm here to avenge my sister Sun Xingzhi Summer, that's right! Revenge! ”
Syllable! Sun Wukong slapped down, and before a disciple of the Tang family could react, he was slapped by Sun Wukong and disappeared from atomic form, and the terrifying blow scared everyone.
"Huh?" Sun Wukong picked up the fan left on the ground, looked left and right, "Where is the banana fan!" I remember so Guinuo! ”
Sun Wukong said that it was so expensive while holding a fan to the side, in the wind and clouds, a 500-meter-high tornado blew out of thin air on the ground, Sun Wukong was very excited when he saw this, so he fanned again, and the tornado was fanned without a shadow.
"Oops? , gone? Sun Wukong turned his head and looked at the remaining disciples of the Tang family who were running around, "Wait for me!" I'm coming! ”
"It's so boring to run so scattered, it's hard to chase, I'll divide it!" After Sun Wukong complained, his body shook, and hundreds of clones were separated, "Let's go play with them!" ”
"Oh oh oh!" All the doppelgangers cheered together, then dispersed to find someone to play with.
So there was a super funny scene on this floor, a bunch of identical-looking doppelgangers and the like sang half-baked adapted songs, chasing a group of short beautiful men who scattered and ran away with lanterns, (the characteristics of the Tang family: men are generally less than one meter six in height and look handsome.) After catching up, it is to sing praises in circles, singing that is called a miserable person, that is called a crazy on-demand, and after the beautiful man who sings takes the opportunity to escape, the doppelgangers catch up again and chase the beautiful man to sing, except for the song change, any changes are repeated before.
"Damn! Monkey King! Do you dare to answer me!! Tang Aqi, who was furious, opened the purple gold jade gourd again and shouted regardless of reason.
"Dare! What's not to dare? A Monkey King was sucked in after speaking, Tang Aqi took a long breath, ready to buckle the lid, and then another Monkey King came over, "I haven't gone in yet, what buckle are you buckling, do you want me not to go in?" You...... Ahh
The other Monkey King was also sucked in, and then all the Monkey Kings looked over and surrounded them together, Tang Aqi was almost paralyzed with fright, which one of Nima is the real body?
"Ah, Yaya, we haven't gone in yet, let's let let!" One by one, Sun Wukong lined up in all the remaining Tang family disciples, and the three of them couldn't bear it and committed suicide. With an embarrassed expression, he entered the purple gold jade gourd.
"Quick lid !!" , Someone saw that Tang Aqi was still stunned, so he shouted, Tang Aqi hurriedly closed the lid with a spirit, and let out a sigh of relief, this time it's over.
The purple gold jade gourd suddenly shook violently, scaring everyone to hide far away, and one person accidentally dropped the lamp in his hand to the ground, and after running away, he reacted, and wanted to get it back but it was too late, and he roared and was crushed into minced meat by gravity.
"Bump!" The lid of the purple gold jade gourd was bounced out, and then a small Monkey King came out of the gourd's mouth, holding a gourd in his hand, gourd? Everyone was shocked, and they didn't care to look at the Tang family disciple who died miserably, so they saw the trumpet Sun Wukong holding a gourd and shouting: "Boys, do you dare to tell me your name?" ”
Who dares to tell this, they are all scared and run around, so Tang Aqi can get in, he was too frightened to move his pace, and he saw another little Monkey King coming out of the gourd, also holding a gourd.
Then one after another Sun Wukong came out of the gourd, three, four, five, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand, in the blink of an eye, all the places were Xiao Sun Wukong holding small gourds, and a few were still holding gourds and standing on top of Tang Aqi's head to discuss with him: "Is it convenient for you to tell me your name?" If it's convenient, you can say yes, Tang Aqi quickly promised, promised to have candy to eat, look! Delicious sugar! ”
Tang Aqi covered his mouth and didn't dare to speak, he wanted to stand up and run away, but he found that he couldn't move, everywhere he looked, it was all the little Monkey King, the little Monkey King who could be a cute thing in Ning Jiusi's eyes This is a haunted doll in the eyes of ordinary people, especially these ghost dolls are still holding a few disciples of the Tang family and walking back, yes, holding a few disciples of the Tang family who have just escaped and walking back, walking back one by one, counting the number of people, it seems that in addition to the one left behind, there are still dead people here.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! The disciples of the Tang family were thrown to the upper bottom shell, bumped, and then fell, were caught, and were thrown up again, bumped, and then caught again, bumped, and then caught again, threw again, hit, catch, but in just a few cycles, they were already dying, and a few little Sun Wukong couldn't see it and walked over, and reprimanded: "Don't play to death, throw, hit and catch it again, treat it and throw it again!" You know? It's the same person's doppelganger, why is he so stupid. ”
"Oh oh oh!" , The little Monkey Kings who played throwing people nodded, treated the balls, and then continued to throw, bump, catch, and finally treated, and then continued, seeing Tang Aqi envious, he was played relay ball by a group of Monkey Kings here, which was much worse than those.
"Help, help, help", Tang Aqi kept shouting, his voice was hoarse, but a lamp was tied to his body, and the lamp that could make them ignore the Infinity Treasure Array was tied to every disciple of the Tang family who did not die now, preventing them from dying. Sun Wukong's methods of playing people are super terrifying, those who died before are now resurrected and played, they can't be killed, if they are killed, Lingmeng will be angry, she wants to judge these Tang family criminals.
"Help, save ......" Tang Aqi shouted hoarsely, and suddenly his hand was blocked by something, and a thing was 'accidentally' grabbed by him in his hand, and the warm feeling made him stunned, this familiar feeling is the elixir that was refined before?
Tang Aqi hesitated, do you want to eat it? The people who ate it before have gone crazy and died, which, "Anyway, it's better than now!!" ”
Tang Aqiyi gritted his teeth and threw the pill into his mouth.
"You're having a great time." Above the flat-topped star, Reimu sighed, "Why did you still give him the pill to eat?" ”
"Anyway, the resentment in the pill has been recovered by you, let him eat one and see how the effect is, isn't it? Hmm~" Sun Wukong's real body leaned against Lingmeng and rubbed it, "Didn't you say that you want Ming Ming to exercise hard?" Wouldn't it be nice to try that? ”
"You", Reimu patted Sun Wukong's tail, "Don't learn lily from Eva!" ”
"Hahahaha", in Sun Wukong's hearty laughter, the two made a mess, looking at the newly restored nine-tails next to them and couldn't bear to look at them directly, these two monsters are actually the teachers next to the chief, and the chief's private life is so terrifying! (To be continued.) )