"Vampire netizens!" Qian Zhazhi said to me with a sad face full of wine.

When I heard him say this, I wondered in my heart, so I poured myself a glass of wine, picked up a skewer of grilled squid and said, "Didn't you say that you went to Yanjing?" How did you go abroad? ”

"What country are you from?" I said to him, "I heard that those things are not foreign?" Why are there immigrants now? ”

"Move a ghost people, what are you talking about?" Qian Zhaji asked me with a wry smile.

In my heart, if Qian Zhashi told me that he met a ghost, I would be able to believe it, but if he told me that he met a ghost, then I would be convinced, after all, this grandson's thief eyes are very perverted, so when he said that he met a vampire, I was not surprised, but he seemed to be a little depressed, so I continued to ask: "Didn't you say it, vampire, did you really see it?" Are they afraid to eat garlic? ”

"Oh my God!" Qian Zhashi seemed to be about to collapse, but I saw him say to me: "I'm not talking about that kind of vampire, I'm talking about that kind of vampire, do you understand?" ”

Where do you want me to go! What kind of thing is it, hey!

Qian Zhazhi saw that I didn't seem to understand, so he sighed, and then told me what happened to him when he disappeared for a while, it turned out that he was not a ghost, but a deceive.

I suddenly realized when I heard this, but I didn't feel surprised in my heart, although it is said that neurological patients have a wide range of thinking, but his surname is usually very sharp and smart, but he has a weakness, as soon as he encounters a game or a big girl's eyes immediately become digital, it is indeed easy to be deceived. So I asked him to tell him what was going on.

I saw Qian Zhaji drink another glass of wine and light a cigarette, sighed after taking a puff, and after calming down for a while, he looked up at me stunned, and then he whispered to me: "What happened to me last time...... You know what. ”

I nodded, just kidding, of course I know, when I first met, this kid drank too much and could ink with me eight times, nothing more than to meet a girl in the game, and then spent twenty q coins to watch a video, so I said to him: "Hey, what are you doing with that, you said you too, even if it's online dating, you have to find a reliable one, how many people in the Audition Troupe dare to talk to you about true love?" It's not that I said, as long as you dare, they don't dare, so they should be ruined to avoid disasters, hey, no, this girl this time...... No, it won't ............."

"I went to Yanjing this time, she said that she was taking me to play, and then she took me to the bar, and told me that the red wine here is a specialty of Yanjing, and a bottle is only 1,000 and a half, I was a little puzzled, but I didn't think much about it, just asked her, 'Isn't Yanjing's specialty a roast duck Quanjude?' At that time, she said to me, 'What kind of roast duck, who eats that thing?' Let me tell you, once when Nixon visited China, he tasted this kind of wine on the Great Wall, so this wine is called the Great Wall Dry Red, which is a special red wine from Zhongnanhai and the American Skull and Bones Club, if you haven't drunk it, you are embarrassed to come to Yanjing. I didn't want to be seen as a turtle by her, so I listened to her buy it, thinking that this capital was really different, how do you know that the more you drink, the more confused, that thing is like a soda, and it is quite good, and when she checks out, she says to go to the bathroom first, but I sat there and waited all night and didn't see her come back. Qian Za said to me very calmly.

Poof, after hearing this, I almost didn't smoke my nostrils after a sip of beer, this kid's head is too big, fifteen thousand, it seems that he has met a wine nursery! I took out all the money he saved, looking at the money and paper, the calmer he is, the more pitiful I think he is, I think I should be able to understand how he feels at the moment, in fact, he should be regarded as an idealist, fantasizing about beautiful encounters on the Internet all day long, but I don't know that reality is never as beautiful as imagined.

So I shook my head, and then we toasted a glass of wine together, and then I patted him on the shoulder, and then said to him: "Okay brother, don't be depressed, just break the fortune and avoid disasters, to be honest, you said that you were going to meet netizens, I was really afraid that you would be pulled into a pyramid scheme or cut your kidney again, okay, don't think about it, hey, by the way, you didn't mean this woman...... Didn't netizens look for it in the Audition? ”

"Yes." Qian Zhashi took a sip of beer, then raised his head, looking at the foggy night sky outside the window, in a trance I felt that his eyes seemed to be a little moist, and I didn't know if it was my illusion, I saw that he still said calmly: "I didn't expect that the girl in the QQ whirling dance was also like this............"

Burst! Two froths really spewed out of my nose, this beer choked me, I wiped my nose, and then looked at Qian Zha paper with a smile, and then stretched out his thumb to him, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Yes!" You deserve it, oh me, you really don't wronged you at all! ”

Qian Zhashi said to me with a sad face: "What should I live, that is my first love!" ”

Didn't you give your first love a big man early, I thought helplessly.

He seemed to be really sad, but I didn't know how to comfort him, so I had to say to him: "Okay brother, don't be depressed, eat a trench and grow wise, and grow more eyes in the future, don't think about finding a partner on the Internet, it doesn't seem to be real, if you are really lonely, you can find it in the girl you come into contact with in reality." ”

"You don't look at what I'm doing!" Qian Zhashi said with a smile: "The women I came into contact with in reality are either here to buy wreaths or paper money, all of them are dead parents, can they be found?" ”

It seems that this is indeed the case. I looked at the money paper, and thought to myself, this may be the sadness of engaging in this kind of industry, usually watching the money paper all day crazy and happy, but I didn't expect that he also has troubles that ordinary people can't imagine, so I sighed, and then said to him: "Forget it, don't think about it, don't you have to live as usual, what can you do if you want more, come, drink bar." ”

With that, I opened two more beers.

That night we talked for a long time, he drank too much, but the more he drank, the more calm he seemed to be, after five bottles of beer, the meat oil on the meat skewers on the iron plate had already solidified, Qian Zha paper picked up a string in his hand and played slowly, as if there was something on his mind, for a long time, he sighed, and then said to me: "I now finally know why those people in my hometown don't do this work, this work is really not done by people." ”

I saw that he seemed very depressed, so I comforted him twice, who knew that he smiled bitterly, and then waved his hand at me and said, "Yaozi, you don't need to persuade me, in fact...... I can't do it for long now. ”

I was stunned for a moment, wondering what he meant. So he asked him, "What's the matter, what's going on?" ”

Due to the alcohol, Qian Zha Paper's pale face looked a little ruddy, and I saw him say to me: "I actually stayed in Yanjing for less than a week, and then left, I felt aggrieved in my heart, so I returned to my hometown, my hometown of Fengdu County, Yucheng, let me tell you." ”

I nodded and motioned for him to continue.

Qian Zhaji said: "I stayed in my hometown for a long time, and finally was kicked out by my father, he said that I don't learn and don't know, let me continue to come back to work, but just arrived in Harbin yesterday, Uncle Chen actually said to me, saying that I don't have to go to work for a while, you say, where can I go now?" ”

"Why won't he let you go to work?" I thought to myself what was going on, you must know that Qian Zha paper was very important to the wreath shop's business, so how could Chen Crooked Neck fire him?

Qian Zhaji shook his head, and then said to me: "Uncle Chen said that he has something to do recently, maybe he will go out for a while, and the wreath shop's business will be temporarily closed............ ”

It turned out that when Qian Zha Paper returned to the wreath shop, he saw that Chen Crooked Neck was cleaning up things, and when he saw Qian Zha Paper coming back, he didn't have any expression on his face, just said to Qian Zha Paper, he didn't have to go to work for these two months, it was best not to even go back to the store, everything would be said when he came back, Qian Zha Paper heard Chen Crooked Neck say this, so he asked him where he was going, Chen Crooked Neck shook his head, and didn't say anything, this is really a house leak that happened to rain overnight, Qian Zha Paper went to the Internet café to play on the computer for a night, and the next day he became more and more depressed, so he asked me to come out to drink.

In fact, I also thought this was quite strange, so I asked Qian Zha Paper: "What happened to Uncle Chen?" ”

Qian Zhashi sighed: "I don't know, I was depressed at the time, seeing his preoccupied appearance, ah yes, I didn't seem to see my aunt when I came back." ”

This is really strange, doesn't it mean that Chen's crooked neck wife and children are all ghosts, and they were raised by Chen's crooked neck with some kind of strange art, how could they suddenly disappear? Does it have something to do with the fact that he's going out?

I really couldn't figure it out, but I heard Qian Zha Paper say that it seemed that Chen's crooked neck would leave today, so he didn't know what was going on, he sighed: "Where do you say I can go during this time?" ”

I saw him so embarrassed, and after thinking about it, I said to him, "You don't have to worry about this, if you don't have a place to live, you can live with Uncle Chun first." ”

Qian Zhashi looked at me and said to me, "This ...... Is it appropriate? ”

"There's something inappropriate." I thought to myself, that old guy wants to know that you come to live with him, and you still have to make fun of the big snot? If you want to say what is the ability in the hand of Qian Tie paper, a few pieces of waste paper and a few wickers pass through his hand, and a paper man can sell a live sheep at the price, which is really a veritable cash cow, so I said to him: "Don't worry, it must be suitable, but we just don't have a computer there, there is no bed, if you want to live, you have to sleep on the ground with me." ”

"Great!" Qian Zhaji was finally happy, and it could be seen that he was a person who was very easily satisfied.

So, in the period when Chen crooked his neck went out, Qian Zha Paper lived in the small nest between me and Han Wanchun, and sure enough, as I thought, Han Wanchun welcomed Qian Zha Paper very much, and he even said to Qian Zha Paper, you think about it, if you don't keep doing it with me, I won't charge you for the room fee, you just need to tie me a paper man a day.

He really treats money and paper as a chicken with golden eggs.

Qian Zha paper really did not live up to his high hopes, when he was fine, he sat in the house and pasted paper people, to say that he pasted paper tie we can't use up at all, and it's a pity to lose it, but Han Wanchun also said that the more the merrier, so those extra paper cow paper horses, boys, girls and boys, etc., were put in the house, which made us live in a place quite with a post-modernist artistic atmosphere, as soon as the door was opened, the instant noodle bags and paper supplies everywhere were in full view, at first glance, it seemed like entering a haunted house, Once, the landlord's eldest sister's hand in collecting the room fee was almost not scared.

But this time is really happy, Qian Zha Paper's surname is crazy, and Han Wanchun, the old chicken thief, lives together, so there are a lot of jokes at times, when there is a job, the three of us go into battle together, the whole money is a lot more than usual, when we don't have a job, we wander in an underground passage with a city, and those stupid city management battles wits and courage, Qian Zha paper quickly entered the role, usually we put the money for performing arts in his place, if the city management comes, he will immediately become a full-time intermediate passerby, now I want to come, This kind of slapstick is really fun.

Nie Baozhong will sometimes come to intervene, of course, this nouveau riche will not go with us to perform, but every time he comes, he will bring some delicious filial piety to Han Wanchun, every time at this time, Han Wanchun will take out a pair of mahjong, the four of us play mahjong, lose money and tie paper to win the most, this kid is quite lucky, and then Han Wanchun, I, the worst loss is Nie Baozhong, fortunately, he doesn't care about these little money.

I stood in front of the window and looked out, thinking that even if I went out in such weather, there would be no harvest, after all, it was too cold, a while ago in the underpass, my hands were frozen, red and red, swollen like a small radish, itchy and painful.

Qian Zha Paper and Han Wanchun were chatting boringly, as if Han Wanchun was telling him about his ancestors again, Qian Zha Paper looked at Han Wanchun's ranking on the table and said, "Master, is your ancestor really so strong?" ”

Since Qian Zhazhi came here, he always saw that Nie Bao called Han Wanchun a master, he thought it was fun, so he worshipped the old guy as a teacher, but he was just called for fun, and he had never seen him look like an apprentice, just like me, he was still joking with Han Wanchun when he had nothing to do.

"Look at it, then." Han Wanchun said proudly: "My ancestor used to be one of the most ruthless characters in our circle. ”

"He's also a big dancer?" Qian Zha paper asked.

Han Wanchun said helplessly: "What is the big god jumper, he is engaged in Taoism, but listen to my dead ghost father, he seems to have met the big god, and the relationship is very good, my ancestor has such a rule, if our descendants meet the big god who can dance the god, we must treat each other with courtesy, if there is any difficulty, we also have to help, otherwise I can take this kid to mix?" ”

When Han Wanchun said this, he pointed at me, I just wanted to reply to him, but at this time there was a knock on the door outside, so I took a sip at Han Wanchun, and then went to open the door, after the door opened, I saw Nie Baozhong sweeping the snow on his body while saying to us: "I know you didn't go out today, Master, I came to see you." ”

"Xiao Er is here." Han Wanchun smiled, his snacks came again, Nie Baozhong handed me a bag of food in his hand, then took off his shoes and entered the door, and after greeting us for a while, he said to Han Wanchun, "Master, have you been busy lately?" ”

Han Wanchun shook his head, and then said to him: "Don't be busy, if you have something, just say it directly." ”

Nie Baozhong smiled, and then said to Han Wanchun: "That's the case, I was drinking with a friend yesterday, and when we chatted, he said to me that he seemed to be uncomfortable recently, you know, I learned a lot of things from your old man's house, so I calculated a hexagram for him, my ability has not been home, and I can't see anything, my friend believes in this, so I recommended to him that you go to his house to have a look, how about you take a look?" ”

"This relationship is good, second senior brother." Qian Zhashi said.

Han Wanchun was naturally happy to see the work coming to the door, so he agreed, it was already noon when he spoke, Qian Zha paper went downstairs to buy wine, and I carried the cooked food brought by Nie Baozhong into the kitchen, and just put the roast chicken on the cutting board, Nie Baozhong followed in, I saw that he seemed to have something, so I looked at him, and saw Nie Baozhong whispering to me: "Xiaoyuan, the thing you told me to look for before is it so big, it looks like a lychee-like iron ball?" ”

Speaking of this, Han Wanchun stretched out his hand and gestured, I was stunned for a moment, and almost cut my finger with a knife! What's the matter, Qingdan has news?

Thinking of this, my heart pounded, so I hurriedly put down the kitchen knife, and nodded to him without even having time to wash my hands and asked, "That's right, it's supposed to be this thing, what...... You......? ”

Nie Baozhong said to me, "I don't know if it's or not, but I did see this thing." ”

"Where!?" I hurriedly grabbed Nie Baozhong's hand, and then said to him excitedly, "Where did you see it?" ”

Nie Baozhong saw that I was emotional, so he didn't talk nonsense, he whispered to me: "Shh, be quiet, don't let Master hear, otherwise I'm afraid he will scold me." ”

I thought to myself what this had to do with the old bastard, so I hurriedly asked, "Why?" ”

Nie Baozhong looked at me, then looked outside the house, and then said to me: "Actually, I found it in the house where I was looking for someone to dance this time, you know, most of my friends love to collect, yesterday I went to his house and he showed me his cultural relics, among which there is such a thing, I thought of the Qingli salvia you told me, it is indeed very similar...... It's just that it's hard to get it, and this friend has a good relationship with me, so I wanted to buy him, but he said he wouldn't sell anything, so I could only stabilize him and recommend you to dance gods, first, there seems to be something dirty in his house, and second, I want you to see with your own eyes if it's that thing, if so, let's think of another way......"

Nie Baozhong said this, and then whispered to me: "I don't dare to tell Master, because he didn't say it before, deceiving people is a taboo in this sect, I'm afraid he will talk about me." ”

In addition to the ecstasy in my heart, I couldn't help but feel a little funny, this Nie Baozhong was indeed fooled by the old guy, that old guy was originally a liar, and he actually didn't allow Nie Baozhong to deceive people.

But it doesn't matter anymore, the important thing is that I finally knew the news of Qingdan, I almost didn't laugh at that moment, great, it turned out that the thief still didn't abandon me, such a coincidental thing made me catch up, I was very excited in my heart, I can't wait to pull Nie Baozhong to his friend's house to see what is going on, although I haven't seen the Qingli salvia, but anyway, I have to take a look.

That whole day, I was in a state of restlessness, and finally stayed up until the evening, a few of us went out with the tools of the gods, the snow finally stopped, the ground in the community was covered with a thick layer, the dark sky hung with the moon, today seemed to be fifteen, the moon was very round, I looked at the moon and my heart was full of hope, but I didn't know that what was about to wait for me was a strange event that I could not imagine.

(To be continued)