Chapter Ninety-Five: Kind Tourists
Chapter Ninety-Five: The Good Tourist
On a certain highway, a taxi is moving at top speed, it is hard to imagine that such an unremarkable and shabby taxi can reach a speed of 200 kilometers per hour, and this taxi not only reaches this unimaginable speed, but also makes some difficult drifting maneuvers at the corners from time to time, these movements are smooth and skillful, and can make the top racers feel ashamed.
But when you see the situation in the cab, you will be even more surprised, because the person driving in the taxi is actually Mr. Bruce Lee, a well-known kung fu superstar at home and abroad, to be exact, a man who looks the same as Mr. Bruce Lee.
This man who looks exactly like Bruce Lee is holding a tablet in both hands, using QQ to chat, yes, he is indeed not using his hands, he is staring at the tablet in his hand intently, and he doesn't even look at the road in front of him.
But the strange thing is that the steering wheel of this car actually turned on its own in such a situation where no one was in charge, which means that the car is "driverless!" ”
When the driverless taxi was passing through a tunnel, a burly man more than two meters tall suddenly appeared in front of the road, looking at the speeding taxi with his hands folded and calmly, without the slightest intention of avoiding it.
Confused glanced up, then continued to look down at the tablet in his hand, and said lightly: "Bump over!" ”
As if hearing his order, the taxi not only did not slow down in the slightest, but increased its speed a lot and crashed into the big man in front of the road.
The big man still stood still like an iron tower, looking at the speeding taxi just pouted disdainfully, raised his leg and kicked out, this seemingly ordinary kick actually tore the air in front of him, only to see a crescent-shaped wind blade slashing towards the oncoming taxi, the mighty wind blade seemed to have the momentum to cut the taxi in two.
While chatting QQ, he sneered without raising his head in confusion, and spit out two words in his mouth mockingly: "**! ”
"Dang!" The wind blade slashed at the front of the taxi, only to make a crisp sound and then dissipate without a trace, a seemingly extraordinary blow that did not even scrape off the paint on the car.
Dahan's originally confident smile was instantly replaced by a look of disbelief, he never thought that this seemingly inconspicuous taxi would be able to block his own crack and retreat unharmed. However, the current situation did not allow him to think too much, and he immediately jumped to the side to avoid the impact of the speeding taxi.
However, it was too late, although he tried to dodge, but his legs were still hit by the speeding vehicle, and the impact of 200 kilometers per hour can be imagined, and the hapless man was knocked into the air like a spinning top for a few laps before hitting the ground.
The violent impact shattered the bones of the big man's legs, but the big man was also stiff, lying on the ground without even snorting, ignoring the blood gushing out of his mouth, he quickly took out a strange-shaped pistol, and pulled the trigger on the taxi that had run away.
"Boom!" A blinding flash of fire erupted from the muzzle of the gun, and a ball of light flew towards the taxi like a meteor.
The flame struck the taxi, but the imaginary explosion did not occur, and the moment the flame touched the car, it formed a huge light mask that enveloped the entire car, and the moment it was wrapped in this light mask, the car suddenly stopped as if it had lost power.
This time, the confusion in the car couldn't sit still, he smashed the tablet in his hand, and then punched the window glass, the glass shattered, and the confusion wanted to get out of the broken window, but was blocked by the light curtain wrapped around the outside of the car.
Without saying a word, Confusion raised his fist and swung towards the light curtain, but when his fist hit the light curtain, the light curtain only dented where his fist hit, and when his fist withdrew the light curtain, it returned to its original state.
He threw several more punches, and he was not discouraged by the confusion, and one of his fingers turned into a long, thin needle, and stabbed it towards the light curtain. However, the shattering of the light curtain he imagined did not happen, and the place where the fine needle had been pricked was still intact.
Then he tried countless methods, slashing, shooting, burning, electric shock, chainsaw, electric drill...... His hands were transformed into various weapons like magic, and in the end, he tried all kinds of methods but couldn't help this balloon-like light mask, but he was not discouraged by the confusion, and just changed his tricks to conjure up all kinds of things to compete with this light mask.
At this time, a young man in a white trench coat came to the taxi wrapped in a light mask with a smile, looked at the trapped in it and said in a confused manner: "Don't waste your efforts, this is the latest thing developed by our dragon group to deal with you robots, combined with the Taoist forbidden circle, even if your leader Megatron is trapped inside, he can't escape!" ”
Confused, he didn't even look at him, but continued to struggle with the mask.
The young man didn't pay attention to himself when he saw the confusion, but he still smiled humbly and politely and said to the confusion: "Mr. confusion, let me officially introduce you, the contemptible name is Bai Qianyu is the deputy leader of the white dragon group under the dragon group, and you have long admired your name for Mr. confusion, and it is really an honor to have one today!" ”
Confused, he stopped, looked at Bai Qianyu outside the light curtain and sneered: "Bai Qianyu, I've heard your name, you are the genius boy who was recruited by the Dragon Group before the age of 10, right?" I didn't expect to see you here, but you've trapped me here as soon as you come up, isn't that the hospitality of your dragon group? ”
Bai Qianyu chuckled and said, "Hehe! If it was really a guest, our dragon group would naturally treat each other politely, but Mr. Confusion had committed so many things when he first arrived in his country, which really made it impossible to be polite to Mr. Zaixia! ”
Listening to his words, he was confused and then sneered: "Treat each other politely? What a joke, we were originally here to travel and sightseeing in China, but your dragon group first illegally used violence against us kind tourists, is this also called courtesy? "Huh! Kind tourist, Mr. Confusion is really joking! If you Decepticons can talk about goodness, then there is no terrorist organization in the world that can be considered evil! Bai Qianyu laughed softly, and then he took out a small notebook and a pen from his arms and said to the confusion: "Okay, Mr. confusion, let's talk about the purpose of your coming to Huaxia!" ”
Seeing his posture, his face turned blank, and he snorted coldly: "What? Are you trying to interrogate me? ”