Chapter 102 Black Snakes, Fire Snakes, and Snakes Are All Snakes
Lin Fei'er also didn't say a word about the fat man's unnutritious soup, which I understand is wordless indifference.
Seeing that we were dismissive of our own high opinions, the fat man was not in a hurry or annoyed: "Look at it, why is it so difficult for you to learn to listen?" One of my meanings is, since we can't storm it, let's outwit it. ”
"Outwitted? How to outwit? Lin Fei'er looked at the fat man very seriously this time.
Seeing that he had finally attracted the attention of the goddess in his heart, the fat man was so happy that his whole person became radiant: "Sister, you drove down a tent and then escaped." They will definitely chase you, take advantage of the chaos, Kaizi and I will go in and investigate, what's the matter? ”
"Damn, okay, buddy, it's really the best kobold military master." I pretended to be appreciative and punched the fat man in the back, finally avenging the dumb loss he had just calculated.
"Well, that's a good idea, but I think it can be fixed a little more, do you think it will work?" Lin Fei'er bit her lip, thought about it again, and then said, "I'll drive through the middle of these tents, hang down a tent, and then you can jump out of the car and directly into the center of the chaos, so that you can reduce the chance of being discovered." ”
The fat man and I secretly admired the thumbs up, this Lin Fei'er really lived up to her reputation, and she could always come up with outstanding ways at critical moments, and what made her brothers admire was the five-body throw.
After studying the course of action, the fat man and I put on our backpacks, each holding on to a car door, ready to jump out of the car at any time. In the meantime, Lin Fei'er continued to turn off the headlights and slowly drove towards the tents that now looked weird and gloomy.
The car was getting closer and closer to the tent, and my hands holding the door handles were sweating like pulp, and I could raise toads.
Lin Fei'er quickly stepped on the clutch gear and was about to speed up to hit the nearest tent, but we didn't expect a scene.
Grandma is a bear, and suddenly it fogged up.
It was a sunny day when the smog suddenly filled our cars and tents in a gray mist.
I secretly screamed badly, and just wanted to remind Lin Fei'er to turn around and leave, I felt a shock to the body, as if something had fallen on the roof.
I quickly unzipped my backpack and grabbed a Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Charm in my hand, ready to deal with the unexpected.
The fat man was also on guard, but because of the crampness of the carriage, he could not please his body, so he had to grasp the steel pipe in his hand, and his huge head looked left and right as if he was sleeping.
The body shook one after another, as if a lot of things had landed on the roof like dumplings...... my uncle, it's not just the roof, but even the front lid and windshield have fallen on things, and they're still screwing together and squirming, it must be a living thing.
Lin Fei'er let out a short scream and braked suddenly, and immediately took out a small revolver from his waist and pointed it at the windshield in front of him......
No wonder Lin Fei'er was so nervous, even me and the fat man, who had already fought a few vicious battles, were at a loss for what to do when they saw the true face of Lushan Mountain of these living creatures in front of them.
I saw a mass of entangled black snakes as thick as a child's arm crawling all over the body! Although the snakes could not enter for a while through the windshield, the hiss of tens of thousands of snakes clearly penetrated the eardrums and strangled our hearts, magnifying our fears beyond measure.
Moreover, the snakes were as black as black paint, writhing and rolling, and the scales on their backs fell off by rubbing against each other, and each scale fell into the body or windshield, a purple flame would emit and a small crater would appear on the body or windshield.
Malegoby's, the scales of these snakes are so poisonous, if they bite it, it is estimated that it will be useless to eat Taishang Laojun's Soul Rejuvenation Pill.
What's worse is that the scales are falling off more and more, and the front windshield is already like being bombarded by a shotgun, all of which are black pits and holes, and it seems that it won't last long, once the front windshield is corroded, then these black snakes that seem to come from hell will rush in as if listening to a concert, and crawl all over our bodies, enjoying a sumptuous feast of the human body.
In the horror, I seem to have seen the end of this ghost film version of the animal world: when the fog clears, in the car, three bones with no flesh left are scattered in the car, regardless of the wind and rain, but can no longer tell the terrible torture suffered on that terrible night, and the secrets hidden in that terrible tent will also disappear into the dust of history as our bones are buried in the long yellow sand.
"Your uncle, you're fucking stupid, what are you doing, hurry up and burn them with talismans." I was frightened by my own imaginary vision, and the fat man screamed and pulled me back to reality.
I hurriedly looked up, and I almost didn't spit it out, and I saw that the front windshield had been eroded through a small hole, and the triangular tongue of a black snake had stretched out a third of it, and the purple-black snake letter was spitting out, exuding an extremely fishy smell.
Lin Fei'er had already reached the back seat and huddled with us. However, the situation behind is not optimistic, because the rear windshield is also full of black snakes, and it looks like it is about to be pierced.
This is really a wolf in front and a tiger in the back, and a city management in the middle, and it doesn't let people live.
"You're fucking writing paper in your hands, and you're stunned." The fat man was still in a daze when he saw me, so anxious that his eyes were on fire, and he stretched out the steel pipe to shine on the snake's head.
I was about to stop the fat man, but it was too late, and at the moment when the fat man's steel pipe hit the snake's head, the snake's head didn't reach much, but the already fragile front windshield shattered a corner.
The fat man's steel pipe became the last straw that crushed the windshield, many times, life is so sad, so playful, not to do the opposite of you, do you have a temper, die!
Just when the exclamations of the fat man and Lin Fei'er were out at the same time, I also made a move.
To be honest, I did get a little dizzy just now, and I didn't know how to deal with these soft body obstacles that make my scalp tingle and my head explode at the first sight, but when they were about to flood in, I had a flash of inspiration and figured out how to deal with them.
I bit the tip of my tongue, and a mouthful of blood spurted at the snakes who were scrambling to drill through the corner of the windshield, slowing their movements for a moment, and then chanting the spell, and pasting the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Charm in my hand to the broken corner of the windshield.
The fire spell of the five thunder oil pool began to burn just right, as soon as the fire hit those black snakes, the black snake became a fire snake in the blink of an eye, and those fire snakes were hurt by the fire of the spell, and they couldn't twist their bodies desperately to retreat from the corner of the broken windshield, and as a result, they were mixed with the snakes that were still squeezing forward, causing the fire to spread rapidly, and we saw a ball of jumping flames rolling and falling on the body of the car, and the scene made us sweat and almost pee our pants.
I didn't dare to slack off, and immediately covered the rear windshield, left and right windows, and the top of the carport with the fire charm of the five thunder oil pools.
The Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Talisman that Uncle Li passed on to me is really not in vain, no wonder the yin and yang weird Deacon Cui gave three points to Uncle Li, it seems that whether you are a person or a ghost, you have to have real skills to gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes.
I don't know if they were frightened by the momentum of the fire spell of the Five Thunder Oil Pool, and the black snakes who were still desperately trying to get into the car began to retreat, and just like when they came, they quickly disappeared without a trace.
The three of us observed in horror for a long time, and after making sure that the snakes were really gone, they collapsed on the seat limply.
"Oops fuck, it's broken!" At the thought of this, I exclaimed, and sat up suddenly.
The fat man and Lin Fei'er were taken aback, and the fat man asked me with a white face: "What's wrong, what's wrong, was it bitten by a snake, where is the location, quickly, I'll suck it out for you." ”
Looking at the fat man who was so anxious that his brain was sweating (of course, it does not rule out the factor of being scared just now), my heart warmed, this dead fat man, no matter how he usually mixes up, but at the moment of life and death, he will always regard my most reliable friend, friend of life and death.
"I wasn't bitten, but I felt more fucked up than bitten, because we must have been exposed, or rather, they had already set up a trap for us to drill." I looked at the fat man and Lin Fei'er with a depressed face.
After I used the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Charm to repel those terrifying black snakes, the three of us brothers and sisters who had survived the catastrophe curled up in the car, relaxing our tense nerves while thinking about what to do next.
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that this was a trap, and just when we thought that our whereabouts were unaware and ready to give others a cold look, we were already under the surveillance of our opponents, and set a trap for our three self-righteous foolish roe deer to throw themselves into the net.
I was the first to express my judgment of the situation, and Lin Fei'er and the fat man were noncommittal. However, no matter what, since the sneak attack has been seen through, there is no need to hide your head and show your tail, and simply get out of the car generously and go to fight to the death with the enemy, but it is happy.
To say that I and the fat man are not the kind of hot-headed, reckless character, although we will make stupid mistakes from time to time, but at the moment of life and death, we will still judge the situation, never sacrifice lightly, let alone easily take risks.
You know, we don't know the cat-faced old lady, and naturally we don't have nine spare lives, just this old life, the lights will be completely turned off and the wax will be pulled out when the play is gone, but there is no joke.
However, after opening the car door to take a closer look and making sure that there were indeed no disgusting black snakes around, the fat man and I still got out of the car majestically, not afraid of death, but even death, and we can't let these left-handed cult warlocks look down on them, and we can't afford to lose that person!