Barr

Baal was lazily huddled in the corner like a prawn, and the iron sword assigned to him was now on the fire in front of him, strung with the mutant beast meat that had just been assigned to him yesterday.

You can't live without meat and the slightly spicy white wine from Bordeaux in the southwest is Barr's favourite!

Looking at the mutant beast meat that still owed a little bit of heat, Baal poured two sips of wine fiercely, and then looked at the end of the street in the distance with a pair of blank pale blue eyes......

Today is the day when the Edmund family goes out hunting, and incompetent people like Barr are left behind to take care of the home.

In fact, everyone knows that the safe stations that have been cleared out are generally rarely monsters again, and once a new species or individual monster really appears, the so-called stay is just a joke.

I don't know when the term incompetent became popular, mostly referring to people who have little ability, or mediocrity, like Barr now.

But in fact, at the beginning of the last days, Baal was not as decadent and incompetent as he is now......

At that time, Baal was also a well-known figure near the Eighth District, and he was one of the first few people to become a beginner evolutionary!

But in a later hunt, in order to rescue his good brother Edmund, Barr was brutally beaten by a mutant beast on his thigh, although both were rescued later, but Barr became a slope because of this!

As for his good brother Edmund ....... That's right, it's the boss of the gang he is in now called House Edmund!

Hehe, the world is so wonderful and unspeakable, the person who needed him to save him at the beginning has now become the boss of a force!

Of course, thanks to his brother becoming the boss, incompetent people like him will be tolerated and accepted into the ...... of power.

Even if his original evolution level was ahead of others, a person with a slope foot would always have a lot of inconveniences in acting, and as the number of dangers encountered in the hunt increased, more and more people were unwilling to team up with him anymore!

Gradually, the once influential people have become wasted people with whom no one wants to team up and upgrade, and the once proud evolution level has slowly disappeared from everyone, no matter how brave the temperament is, and then the competitive character, after going through so much, it has finally become the incompetent person who is now sitting and waiting for death.

"Hell!" The big rough hand brushed over his eyes, there was a hint of wetness there, and Barr scolded in a low voice, "How long will this damn roast last!" ”

"Hey, dude! Can you ask me about something? If I am satisfied with your answer, I can give you some more delicious roast meat. An unfamiliar voice suddenly appeared behind Barr.

Barr was startled when he heard this, and reflexively wanted to get up and draw his iron sword.

But the moment his body reacted, a figure was already standing ......between him and his roasted meat, ah no, it was him and his iron sword!

"If I were you, I would never do that!" The black-cloaked figure said.

Looking up at the man in the black cloak standing in the backlight facing him, thinking about his post-apocalyptic experience, suddenly somehow Baal suddenly lost his fear and nervousness, it was far better to die in the hands of a human than to be torn apart by a monster as a refreshment, and the worst result was to be freed as soon as possible.

Pursing his dry lips, Barr asked, "Who are you?" The people of Vincent in the 2nd arrondissement? Or the people of the 7th arrondissement Michelle? Are you planning to take advantage of the opportunity to occupy this territory? ”

The black cloak was stunned when he heard this, and then took off the black cloak covering his head, revealing a young Asian face, it was Zhuo Naicheng, who should still be playing a big adventure alone in the Senno Star Domain!

Zhuo Naicheng was puzzled: "Hey man, I just want to inquire about something, what kind of nonsense are you talking to me?" What is the second district of the seventh district? ”

Barr saw Zhuo Naicheng reveal the lineup, but his eyes lit up, and then he raised his hands to show that he was not hostile, and then summoned the imprint interface, and after three or two o'clock, Barr raised his head again and said, "Are you Asian?" ”

Zhuo Naicheng nodded and said, "Is this an unclear matter?" What's wrong? ”

Barr said excitedly: "Aha, you are from Huaxia!" Where do you live? Friend, what is your surname? Do you look at me in this Chinese language? ”

"Fuck, where did you learn this mouthful of Beijing films?" Zhuo Naicheng was a little confused, how could he encounter such a strange thing at the first node gate of this casually! No matter how you look at it, it's all European, but this mouth is a Beijing accent.

Seeing that he had calmed Zhuo Naicheng with one mouth, Barr was even more excited, and said with a smile: "Haha, you don't know, brother, I worship your Chinese kung fu when I am a child!" Many years ago, you lived in the capital of Huaxia for two years. I learned this Chinese language from friends I knew in Huaxia! I still have a Chinese name, you can just call me Ba Da Ling! ”

Zhuo Naicheng felt the muscles on his face twitch uncontrollably, and said with a smile: "Ba dear? Which bastard gave you the Chinese name? ”

Hearing this, Barr laughed and said, "Haha, I just know that you are listening, it's not Darling but Darling!" My real name is Barr, and my Chinese name is Badaling! It is the same as the name of the place where you have the Great Wall! ”

Zhuo Naicheng also smiled when he heard this: "The kid who named you is really a grandson!" Okay, you've passed the Beijing film, don't be poor with me, I'll ask you something. ”

Barr nodded, "You say." ”

"First of all, where is this? I mean, what is the place on the planet here. ”

"Well, this is Paris, you don't know where this is, so how did you get here?"

This foreigner really likes to ask questions, but for the sake of this product being a Chinese fan, Zhuo Naicheng still tries his best to maintain friendly communication with this product.

He pointed behind him and said, "Space Node Gate." ”

Barr was stunned when he heard this, of course he knew the door of the space node, and he also knew that the other side was not the earth! This Chinese youth in front of him has returned from an alien planet? Why didn't he return to the spatial node where he came? Opposite the node gate, what about the little devil monster in Wuyang and Wuyang?

Seeing the surprise on Barr's face, Zhuo Naicheng didn't give him a chance to ask questions again, and asked directly: "Okay, Paris!" It's really far enough. So Brother Badaling, do you know that there is a clothing store around here? Preferably the kind of beautiful women's clothing! ”

Barr was stunned again when he heard this, and then smiled: "Friend, do you want to bring some gifts back for your girlfriend?" Hahaha, that's normal, every true gentleman should be. But don't you really know where this piece of land is under your feet? ”

Zhuo Naicheng looked helpless, it was really difficult to communicate with this foreigner, the master knew where this was, and he specially asked you where this is ...... earth.

"Hehe, I really don't know, where is this?"

Barr stretched out his arms and said with a smile on his face: "This is a shopping paradise, the 8th arrondissement of Paris!" The street behind us is Haussmann, and the street that crosses it is the Champs-Élysées! I'm sure you've heard of the names of these two shopping streets! ”

After such a long time, I finally heard a good news! Zhuo Naicheng said with a smile: "Yes, I have heard of these two streets, a veritable shopping paradise. I think I need to go get some gifts for my friends. By the way, Baal, I walked two streets to see you, and I didn't meet any other evolutionaries or monsters along the way, what's going on? ”

Barr smiled bitterly: "Ha, the monsters on the main street near the block have long been cleaned up. As for the evolutionaries, they have formed groups to hunt monsters on the edge of the city. As for me, an incompetent person, I can only be responsible for staying behind. But fortunately, the people left behind are me, an old guy who likes Chinese culture, and if it's those racists, you might be in trouble. By the way, friend, we talked for a long time and I still don't know your name. ”