Chapter 228: Scum acting
After Chen Haoran and Qianyue said goodbye to us, they said nonsense such as "there will be a period later", and then left this dark soul gathering array to spend the Spring Festival together.
As the so-called Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, so calculated, it is millions in minutes, although they are not people who love money like life, but they are not spenders of money, so these tens of thousands of gold, how can they be willing to waste, so they left us three bitter people and ran away in a hurry.
And the old way, on the grounds that he has been dealt with in the aftermath, has stayed. An Gui and I have long wanted to leave this ghost place, but we were hugged by this guy's neck, and in the end, we couldn't leave if we wanted to.
When Chen Haoran and Qianyue left, I pulled my face and said to Lao Dao: "For Mao, why don't we leave this ghost place?" If you don't leave, forget it, for Mao, you still have to pull us to prevent us from leaving?! ”
Lao Dao said lightly: "Because I still have important things to do, but if I let you leave first, I am worried that the mask duo will turn back halfway and destroy you, taking away the Yin Yang Soul and Spirit Bead, so in the spirit of being responsible for you, for the sake of safety, I have no choice but to take you two with me." ”
An Gui snorted his nose and said, "Now it's up to us whether we're good or not, you guy obviously has to ask us to continue to follow you through troubled waters." ”
Lao Dao took An Gui's words as wind in his ears, pretended to cough twice, and naturally diverted the topic, he said: "I don't think we're talking nonsense now, there is still a ghost waiting for me to clean up." ”
Hearing Lao Dao say this, An Gui and I immediately tightened our nerves, our muscles twitched, and our hearts chuckled.
And a ghost? Isn't it walking away, dead dead? How can there still be ghosts?
I looked puzzled, and was about to ask Lao Dao, but Lao Dao stepped on the piece of meat on the ground and said, "You should hurry up and get the original form, otherwise I will clean you up piece by piece and make you miserable." ”
The piece of meat that the old man stepped on was the piece of meat of the ghost scorpion that was blown up by us, could it be that this thing was broken like this and not dead?
At this moment, I suddenly remembered that this ghost scorpion seemed to have said that in his dark soul gathering array, he was immortal......
But when I looked down at the minced meat on the ground, it didn't seem to have any smell of life except for the smell of meat.
An Gui said at this time: "Brother Dao, are you mistaken, this guy has been broken like this, how can he still be alive?" ”
Lao Dao smiled at An Gui at this time, with a look of ill will, and said, "You don't believe it, do you, why don't we make a bet?" ”
"I don't believe that this guy can still be pieced together like this!" An Gui said firmly, "Bet on it, what do you want to bet on?" ”
Lao Dao didn't think about it, and said directly: "If the ghost scorpion is still alive, within this month, you and Gongnan will come to do my errands, and you are not allowed to go to class." ”
"Huh?!" An Gui and I both exclaimed, we didn't expect Lao Dao to give such a strange bet.
What's even more bizarre is that it was obviously a gamble between him and An Gui, and he pulled me into it when he talked to Mao?
Huh, it seems that Lao Dao wants to pull me and him to find the remaining four divine beads by unscrupulous means, so he will think of such a way, if he wins, we will not only have to run errands for him, but also can't shirk him on the grounds of class.
After we finished exclaiming, Lao Dao added: "If the ghost scorpion is really dead, then I will do whatever you two say in the future." ”
I looked unhappy and said, "I don't gamble, this is a gamble between you and An Gui, why are you pulling me into the water?" "I know very well in my heart, this guy is so confident, there must be a reason for him, I have enough classes missing, I don't want to be cheated by him and I can't attend classes for the next month.
Seeing me flinching, An Gui immediately looked at me with a dark face, and said with disdain: "It's been less than two months since the start of school, why have you skipped a month of class, you have taken advantage of such a bet, you don't dare to bet?" Isn't it a man? ”
I muttered, "Does gambling have anything to do with men?" ...... "But now An Gui and Lao Dao are forcing me, if I don't gamble, wouldn't it be very shameless?"
"Okay, bet on it!" I stubbornly said, "Who is afraid of who!" ”
I sighed in my heart, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, anyway, it has already skipped so many classes, in fact, it will be the same in nature for another month......
Lao Dao smiled slightly, but he still pretended to be calm.
An Gui patted me on the shoulder at this time and said, "This is enough righteousness!" It's a big deal, let's skip classes together for a month! ”
I groaned in my heart, didn't the implication of this guy's words be to pull someone on his back even if he died?
An Gui said to Lao Dao at this time: "Brother Dao, didn't you say that the minced meat in this place is still alive? At least let's see how he got alive, shall we? I only believe that seeing is believing. ”
Lao Dao understood the meaning of An Gui's words, so he said lightly: "Don't look at him, there is only a piece of minced meat left, but as long as I say a word, this guy is guaranteed to come back to life." ”
"Oh?" An Gui and I both wondered what kind of words he would say, and we didn't believe that this guy was really so awesome that one sentence could bring the minced meat to life, and we scoffed at his pretending behavior.
Lao Dao said lightly into the air at this time: "Ghost Scorpion, I'll give you three seconds, if you don't come out, I'll kick through your dark spirit collection array, and then your fake death will probably become a real death." ”
Before the words fell, at this time, the minced meat on the ground suddenly mutated, and it continued to tremble, and in the blink of an eye, all the minced meat gathered ten meters in front of him, and soon piled up into a human form.
"Don't, can't I come out......" The ghost scorpion's face was like a mess of stones, or a wall of flesh with pits, and its mouth opened and closed, and it said such a sentence.
An Gui and I were surprised and a little disappointed when we saw him in a way that even his mother couldn't recognize.
Damn, this guy is really not dead, so wouldn't An Gui and I really have to skip class for a month?
As soon as I thought of this, I regretted it, and hated myself for why I just wanted to save face, I actually agreed to such a stupid gamble, knowing that I would lose, and I still stuck into it, hehe, it seems that I really deserve it......
When Lao Dao saw the ghost scorpion, he didn't feel surprised at all, and only said lightly: "I was trying to practice my feet, and I came out so quickly......" As he spoke, Lao Dao kicked several times in front of the ghost scorpion, so frightened that the broken flesh on the ghost scorpion's face fell several pieces.
"This ...... Master, just spare me, I have no intention of harming you, and I don't want any spirit beads or yin and yang souls, I was only threatened by those two masked people, so I would do such a stupid thing, just let me go......"
As he spoke, he cried and mourned, his knees weakened, and the man knelt down in front of Lao Dao, trembling, and a few pieces of flesh fell to the ground on his face.
The guy knelt and begged Lao Dao to let him go, and picked up the meat on the ground and put it on his face......
Lao Dao showed a look of difficulty in making a choice, sighed, and said, "Hey, I originally wanted to let you go, after all, killing is not what our cultivators advocate......"
As soon as the ghost scorpion heard this, his face immediately showed joy, and he was so happy that the minced flesh that had just been pasted on his face was shaken to the ground by him.
As soon as I looked at the expression of this guy, I knew that this guy was pretending to be coercive, so he was tricky, and sure enough, at this time, this guy suddenly changed his words and said, "But! ”
The two words "but", Lao Dao deliberately said it very loudly, which made the ghost scorpion listen to it, and felt that it was like a big stone suddenly falling from the sky and hitting his head, which made his head shake, and as a result, a few pieces of broken flesh fell off on his face......
Lao Dao continued: "However, you guy is insidious and cunning, and you have done a lot of bad things, and God can't tolerate it......" Speaking of this, this guy shook his head and sighed, it seems that killing such a ghost is like cutting a piece of flesh on his body as difficult to choose, in fact, this guy, killing ghosts is like killing mosquitoes, and he won't blink his eyes! Lao Dao continued: "God wants to accept you, I really can't disobey my destiny......"
When the ghost scorpion heard this, his whole person softened, and all kinds of complicated expressions appeared on his face for a while, shock, despair, pain, and struggle...... All kinds of expressions intersected, his face that had just been pieced together from minced meat, where could it withstand such a complex expression, and the result could be imagined, as his expression deepened, the minced flesh on his face continued to fall.
He had been sentenced to death by the old way, and he was in no mood to pick up the scraps of meat that had fallen to the ground and pasted his face.
At this time, Lao Dao glanced at the ghost scorpion, and saw that he was desperate to the deepest part of his heart, so he said again: "However! ”
As soon as the ghost scorpion heard this turning word, his body immediately shook again, and his eyes immediately flashed like a man who had fallen into a deep well and was about to die, and suddenly saw the ropes falling from the mouth of the well.
"Master, whatever you want me to do, I'm willing to do it, as long as you don't kill me!" The scorpion wisely and quickly grabbed the rope.
Lao Dao's acting skills of this scumbag, and the performance has come to this point......
Even I, a person who has such a strong tolerance for domestic movies, has already shown a look of disdain for him, and it is conceivable that his acting skills are ...... Tsk, how can I compare it, it's like a pretentious old woman, with a pancake-thick rouge gouache on her face, especially pretending to be an eighteen-year-old girl!!
The result can be imagined, naturally pretending to be a "flower", almost without the action of picking noses......
I really can't stand it, and if I continue to watch the old Taoist performance like this, I'm afraid I'll even vomit out of the overnight meal.
But when I was trying to stop Lao Dao's scumbag performance, at this time, Lao Dao immediately restrained the expression on his face, and returned to his indifferent and pretending appearance.
He looked at the ghost scorpion with a satisfied face, nodded, and said lightly: "Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want you to take me to meet someone, no, take me to see a ghost." ”
As soon as the ghost scorpion heard Lao Dao's words, his face was shocked again, and several pieces of minced meat fell from his face again, but at this time, his face had changed from the joy of hope to dark fear in an instant......
It seems that he doesn't need to say that he already knows who the ghost Lao Dao wants to see.
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