I really didn't expect it to go so smoothly, I was overjoyed at the time, and hurriedly learned Huang Shan's words and said: "That relationship is good, I actually love to watch the treasure appreciation column if I have nothing to do, Uncle Huang, you have collected a lot of treasures, right?" ”

Unexpectedly, Huang Shan actually said to me like Han Wanchun: "Just call Brother Huang, I'm just playing, I can't take it on the table, can you let me see your drums?" ”

I thought to myself that if you really have Qingdan and can give it to me, then let me call you Uncle Huang, if you want to see the drum, you can watch it, so I handed the drum to him, only to see that Huang Shan picked up the drum and looked at it carefully, and at the same time the stains in his mouth were amazing, only to see him say: "Good thing, in terms of the color on this drum surface, it must have a history of hundreds of years, and it is actually so well preserved, this pattern and this texture...... Hey little brother, how did you save it? ”

You can ask this, I thought in my heart, the preservation method of this drum was first stuffed into the stove pit by Shao Yongxing, and after I got to my hand, I have been letting him be accompanied by slippers under the bed when I was in college, is it not that Li Songzhu's sweaty feet have antiseptic function, so this drum is still well preserved?

But it's true that this drum has been knocked out of my hand I don't know how many times, I never knew to pity it before, but just regarded it as a relic of the old lame, but this drum is still the same as the one that just came to my hand, although I knew that it was called 'Kaiyuan Drum' and its important surname began to be properly preserved, but even so, I just put it in a plastic bag and put it in the box, which shows that the quality of this thing is really good, no matter how you knock it, it can't be broken.

That Huang Shan picked up the drum whip and knocked on the drum, and the drum suddenly made a dull sound that was hard to hear, I am not surprised by this, it seems that except for me and Shao Yongxing, no one can knock on this thing, it is estimated that this is exactly what those monsters said, whether they can beat this Kaiyuan drum is the proof of the orthodox shaman.

Seeing that he was knocking so badly, Huang Shan smiled at me, and then said, "It seems that I can't knock it, why can't I knock out the movement you knocked just now." ”

Then he handed me back the drum and said to me, "Little brother, this is a good thing, and you must keep it." ”

I nodded, smiled, and didn't speak, and at this moment, Han Wanchun finished dressing up, and wore a corolla cotton jacket like this, as if he had this evil aura on his body, I saw him say to Huang Shan: "Brother Huang, let's start." ”

Seeing that the ceremony of the dancing god was about to begin, Huang Shan's face suddenly put away a smile, and he said very respectfully: "Yes, it's troublesome Brother Han." ”

Trouble him to give you a jump, I thought to myself, so according to the usual practice, after Han Wanchun sat down, I said something to Huang Shan that I would pay attention to, nothing more than to ask him to talk less, it was better to just watch us dance the gods.

After I finished telling him about this rule, Nie Baozhong and Qian Zha Paper were already in place, and Qian Zha Paper put the two paper figures beside Han Wanchun, just like protecting the Dharma left and right, with momentum in an instant.

Then I lit the incense, hung up the colored cloth, cleared my throat and began to beat the drum, this drum is so obedient in my hand, the sound of the knock knock boom from small to loud, and when the drum is the loudest, I stopped, and then raised my head and sang very skillfully: "Please ~~~ Shen'er~~~~~~!! ”

I sang: "Rise and fall in the West Mountain, the sky is dark, the sky is dark, the sky is dark, every household closes the door, the carp in the river runs to the Yellow Sea, the mouse on the mountain drills the hole, the carp runs to the sea to turn the dragon, the mouse steals the hole to get the silver dollar, it is said that a village is small, the edge of the small village, the fart is a big village, the people in the village are very complete, these ten families have the nine locks, and there is still one door left that is not closed, whip the horse and invite the gods, hey, hey, hey~~!! ”

The drum in my hand continued to beat, and I continued to sing: "Please old immortals, come to help us, the names of the old immortals should be quite complete, Zhengxian please come to four hundred and two, ghost immortals please come to five hundred and three, and our five types of old immortals, pick up the Wenwang drum with the left hand, and carry the whip with the right hand, my uncle is not called a drum whip nor a whip, Taigong fishes willow poles, bends into a round drum and bolts copper coins, and protects the eight hundred years of the Zhou Dynasty, a whip knocks on the mountains, and two whips knock on the sky!! ”

Knock knock knock, knock, to say that singing this thing now is as simple as eating popcorn, and it can be regarded as a correct word, then Huang Shan, like most of the customers I have met, looks very surprised, but what surprises him the most may not be my singing, but that the old guy Han Wanchun has begun to tremble slightly.

Speaking of which, I was just looking forward to the salvia at the time, and I wasn't really worried about whether it would attract any dirt this time.

Because to be on the safe side, just now I have asked Qian Zai to take a closer look at this house, don't sing and sing and then attract a bunch of ghosts to this house as before, this game maniac is undoubtedly a ghost detector to me, after he looked around, he came to the conclusion that this place is clean and there are not even a single fly.

I smiled bitterly, there are flies in the northeast of your house in winter, but since he said it was safe, then I was relieved, so I continued to sing while beating the drum: "As soon as the drum hits Ding Dong, I invite the gods to go down the mountain, Dabao Ma, Erlingtong, the cliff crossing to pass the letter, prepare countless gold and silver, and wine and meat are red, all the gods come out of the ancient cave, grab the yellow sand and seal the door, come to our house, and everything you want is ready-made~~~!! ”

Han Wanchun trembled more and more, and after I sang for a while, I also knew that it was time, so I turned my voice and continued to sing: "As soon as the drum hits the sky, I invite the gods to go down to the high mountains, the mountains are endless, the clouds are half the sky, the old fairy Tengyun comes fast, flying through one pass after another, the fairy Tengyun rises white mist, the old fairy Tengyun is black smoke, the ghost fairy has no clouds to fight, so he has to go to the ground to drill, the three-way fairy comes quickly, after the wolf's tooth three passes, the three passes to pass through, flickering and coming to the world, alas, hey, hey!!! ”

I came up with this word myself, I think it's very imposing to sing like this, and I don't want to be included in the helper's mantra by chance many years later, of course, that's all in the future.

Han Wanchun trembled faster and faster, I just finished singing this sentence, only to see him howl as if he had been stepped on his tail, this cold sound scared Huang Shan, and I did know it, so I signaled him not to make a noise, I saw that Han Wanchun had jumped up at this time, and the waist bell and foot bell shook and rattled, so I sang: "The lotus flower is not white, it turns out that the old fairy has arrived, and when he comes, he will report his name to our helpers, you either live in the temple, or live in the mountain, or live in the Guanli River, Qianlong, go down to the south of the Yangtze River, Along the way, the people are safe, the south side is set up with a hundred single eight, and the north side will put forty-six Jingzi'an, the first ditch road, the second ditch Zichuan, the third ditch has water and four ditches are dry, the old fairy you want to tell us, where was born over there, the year of the ninety-eight big flood, your cave was flooded and drowned~~!! ”

This paragraph is a bit of a combination of opera, the old bastard thinks it is very imposing to sing like this, but I feel quite out of tune, at this time the old bastard saw the opportunity, so he lowered his voice and sang: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, cough!! ”

He didn't get up well, but he coughed, and I was shocked, thinking that you pressed your throat so low and dry hair! What can I do, don't you want to show your stuff?!

And at this moment, Qian Zha paper on the side was happy, and then said: "This guy, what kind of fairy, why is he still sick to work?" ”

I hurriedly glared at Qian Za paper, and he knew that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, so he stopped talking, but fortunately I didn't stop the drum beat but kept beating, and when the old guy gasped for breath, he sang along with the drum: "Hey, hey~~!! Call the helpers, you hear and hear, what do you ask us to come to this hall, the wind and snow are difficult to walk, and our family is affected by the wind, ask my name to come and have my name, ask my surname to listen carefully, I am the surname of Penglai in the East China Sea, Kunlun Xianshan practices Taoism, eight hundred Arhats are friendly with me, the Nine Heavens Xuannu plays the piano for me, the Pan Tao Immortal Banquet has my seat, and the Ten Halls of Yama .................."

I thought to myself, you old guy, don't brag, hurry up, it's embarrassing enough just now, hurry up and say who you are to make me talk!

After the old bastard added a long list of names to himself, he sang: "I was originally in charge of the nectar in the Yao Pond, sympathetic to the people, and rescued the suffering, Wang Daxian, I went down the mountain, hey, hey, hey!! ”

After listening to him say the role he played today, I almost didn't laugh, legend has it that Wang Daxian is a turtle with a spiritual surname in the Queen Mother Yao Pond, because the Nether world has been drought for many years, so he couldn't bear it, so he poured some water in the Yao Pond privately, and the water became nectar, saving the people of Limin, but the turtle was also demoted to the mortal, and since then he has been helping people all his life, helping people to see their fate, solving disasters and suppressing plagues, and finally practicing the Tao, known as 'Wang Daxian'.

I didn't expect Han Wanchun to play a turtle tonight, I was amused in my heart, thinking about this old Wang Ba, eighty percent of him was coughing and breathing, so that he couldn't remember who he was going to play for a short time.

Fortunately, it doesn't matter here, anyway, Huang Shan has been fooled, so I played the role of a beast trainer who talked to Wang Ba to persuade Wang Ba to drink, fortunately, there was nothing wrong with it after that, and I successfully asked for thousands of yuan of money to press the hall, and after receiving other people's money, I had to do things for others, so I beat the drum while using my right hand to draw three fingers at Han Wanchun.

This is a little trick when we jump the god to cheat, you must know that this line of work is no better than other trades, the scene is extremely important, most of the time we don't know what is going on with the employer, and you have to tell those employers that his family is fine, it is estimated that they don't believe it, so they have to observe the words and emotions before jumping the god while deciding on a set of the most reasonable arguments for them.

Just now I stretched out three fingers, others look like dance moves, but this is the code that I and the old guy have already settled, this code determines the next statement, it is said that someone has done this for a long time, stretching out one finger means that there are ghosts in this house, two means that the ancestors of this family are unhappy, three means that this family has evil things, four means that this family rushed the monster, because I want to grasp the drum whip, so I can't stretch all five fingers, so five skip directly, The rest is the 'six' shape with the thumb and little finger sticking out together, which means that Han Wanchun said that the feng shui of this family is not good.

There are probably so many superstitious problems that can be encountered on the market, seeing that I stretched out three fingers, the old bastard will also understand, and then sings: "You have to listen to the call for helpers, the big immortal sentences are clear, the Huang family is indeed a superior character, and the house is blessed with feng shui and blessing for the descendants, but there is one place that has not been found, and a thing in the house is going to become a goblin~~!! ”

After the old bastard finished singing this sentence, he kept twisting his body again, I knew that it was time for me to come forward to speak, so he said to Huang Shan while beating the drum: "Brother Huang, Wang Daxian said, you are uncomfortable for a while, because there is something in your house that is going to become a refinement, think about it, what are you thinking about at home for a long time?" ”

In fact, things that have been around for a long time will really have a spiritual surname, such as mirrors or old furniture or something, this kind of thing is easy to attract ghosts, that Huang Shan heard me say this, and suddenly became a little scared, only to see him say to me: "I said why I was a little gloomy when I first arrived at this house today, I just told you that I love to collect, but I have been buying those things for a few years, and I have been fine." ”

I said to Huang Shan: "I can't say these things, we don't know what they are, think about it again, do you have any old things at home?" ”

After Huang Shan thought for a while, he sighed, and then said to me: "I won't tell you, my grandfather used to do unclean business, and he did leave a few things for me, could it be that those things are to blame?" ”

What else can I say if you're in a hurry?

So I said to him, "Maybe, it's better if you can take it out and let the great immortal see it, so that you can know if it's right." ”

After Huang Shan thought for a while, he agreed, it seems that he is indeed very superstitious, so that he didn't dare to go upstairs, so Qian Zha paper and Nie Baozhong accompanied him upstairs, and after a while, I saw him walking down with a big wooden box, put it on the ground, and opened it carefully, there were a lot of jade and iron utensils in it, all of which were placed on a soft yellow silk, it seemed that he had just packed it into this box, and I followed that. Wang Daxian stepped forward to check one by one, and finally there was something that caught my eye, making my mouth dry and my heartbeat accelerating again.

Could this thing be the green salvia I've been looking for!?

(To be continued)