Chapter 8: The Power of the Cannon Lady to Break the Rules
I've never believed that a person is eternal, just as Superman's eternal red pants can become wrinkled, and the actor of Batman changes as he ages.
When time stood still in Wenwen's shout, I suddenly felt creepy, and the hairs on my body exploded, and this feeling of horror was far more terrifying than facing the Hulk Fredity, Polorevos, Helgados.
It is for this reason that I sadly discovered that if there is only one fear in this world that I can never get rid of, it is the fear of a young boy for the girl he loves so much.
Men with this phobia are commonly known as wive-fearing washboard men, fearful of internal diseases, computer motherboard devourers...... And I'm unfortunate to be that kind of man.
So when the roar of the cannon girl Wenwen sounded, my body involuntarily climbed off the stage and returned to her, its speed and agility comparable to that of the Flash.
I was greeted by a large necklace made of black and red beads and magatama.
"What is this?" I asked, pointing to the magatama on my chest.
"Just drop a drop of blood and you'll know!" A sly smile appeared in Wenwen's eyes.
"......" just looking at my eyes makes my heart itch~~! How did you do that?
I subconsciously slashed my index finger and smeared the blood on Magatama, and then I saw Wenwen also cut her finger and press it in the same place.
Then a heartbeat connected the two of us, and I could even hear her heart beating.
It took a long time for the excitement to stop, and I curiously picked up the necklace that hung down to my chest, looked at it, and asked curiously, "What the hell is this?" ”
"yes, I'm curious, what the hell is this?" Karn asked strangely, too.
Only Li Lian'er suddenly thought of something, and said something softly in Chen Mo's ear, which immediately made this man's eyes full of tears, his cheeks bulging high, and he looked like he was going to laugh to death.
Wenwen looked at me with a smile in her eyes and said word by word: "Huo ...... Build...... Sky! Give me...... Sit down! ”
When she said the word "sit down", I suddenly felt a huge force coming from my neck, this force reached at least more than 10,000 tons, even with my strength, it was completely unable to support, the whole upper body was deeply rooted in the wooden floor, and I couldn't get up for a long time.
With my face buried deep in the mound, I faintly heard the sound of Wenwen and Karn talking.
"Huh? Good cow bat stuff! What the hell is this? ”
"Hee-hee, this is the item with a priority of 95, called 'Inuyasha's Prayer Bead', the effect! If you've seen this anime, you should know that it's a prop to prevent the other party from acting recklessly. ”
"Huh? Priority 95? What a thing! ”
"Huh? I remember that the prop must be used by both men and women who truly love each other, so there is such a form of blood pact...... So you've really been in love for a long time! At this time, Li Lian'er's voice.
"Actually, you can see this problem from the fact that when the sister-in-law shouted just now, Huo ran back in a hurry, right?" This is Chen Mo's voice.
"You can't say! God says, "Love is long-suffering and gracious......"
After being hung by the necklace for more than ten seconds, I felt a loosening of my neck, and my body suddenly lifted up and sat back on the ground, and the next second, I had already cut the necklace outward with the claws of both hands.
"It's useless!" Li Lian'er said behind me: "Although that thing is made of ordinary materials, it is connected by the blood and love of the two of you, and it is okay to break it if you want to, the two of you must die one, or there will be no more love between you." ”
I looked at Wenwen with resentment: "Why are you bothered?" ”
Our Cannon Niang classmate was probably already flushed at the moment, but because she was wearing a mask, she could only see that her big watery eyes were about to drip tears.
Seeing that she was too shy to reply, I could only pat my ass and stand up, obediently tucked the necklace into my clothes, and then glared at Rocal Jed, who had been watching the joke in the distance, and sat back in my chair.
After sitting back in my seat, I heard Lian'er and Wenwen whispering sharply.
"Hey, Wenwen, how do you know he must still be in love with you?"
"Let me tell you quietly, I have another prop, Snow White's stepmother's magic mirror! It can answer all questions that don't exceed your own level. Jiantian is only at the peak of the green level, so just ask the magic mirror and you will know! Wenwen's voice sounded a little snickering.
Hey? I thought that everyone would think that I was a blue-level adventurer, how could the strength I show not be worse than that of a blue-level mid-level adventurer, right? How exactly did Wenwen do it?
Sure enough, Lian'er's surprised voice came: "Huh? Ho he is not a blue-level adventure so? I always thought that he had reached the middle level of the blue level and became a captain! ”
"Of course not, although he already has the strength to face the peak of the blue level, he is indeed only a peak adventurer of the green level! Since the day I got the Magic Mirror, I've taken time out every day to watch his growth! ”
"Poof!" I almost choked on a mouthful of my own saliva, is this woman joking? If it's really like what she said, then wouldn't I be looked down upon by Chiguoguo every day?
"Huh? Is the magic mirror that powerful? And what about when Huo entered the dungeon? Lian'er was surprised.
Wenwen smiled: "Of course you can't see through it when you enter the dungeon!" But Jiantian didn't always enter the dungeon. This guy seems to be very diligent, and there are a lot of bad rumors in the New World, as if he is a dungeon terminator, but in fact, he hasn't entered the dungeon for two years when he was in the New World! ”
"......" I glanced at Wenwen who was biting her ear with Li Lian'er in surprise, as she said, then she has been obtaining the magic mirror for at least three years? In this way, wouldn't she have obtained something as rebellious as the Magic Mirror less than two years after entering the New World? No wonder the old man Zhuge said that she was a woman favored by fate!
Just when I was eavesdropping on the conversation between the two women with a complicated heart, the old man of Zhuge Lian crossbow on the stage coughed twice and said: "Everyone, since the farce has passed, and you have no idea of quitting, then I will announce this mission!" ”
Listening to his words, I turned my head to look at the number of people who had withdrawn, and to my surprise, only a few people chose to retreat after the two nightmares of me and Rocaljed, and most of them remained unwavering in their seats, which made me can't help but ask Karn, who was sitting next to him: "Why are there only so many people leaving?" Are they no longer afraid of the threat of death? ”
Karn smiled, "Of course not, but the reward for completing the task this time is a chance for Lord Zhuge to make calculations, and this condition is really tempting." ”
"Huh? Is the old man really that hanging? ”
"Of course, let's put it this way, Lord Zhuge 's divination to save two lives is simply a matter of minutes, and the greatest value of his divination is to measure whether a guild's contribution and gain in the next large-scale operation are proportional, and the danger and other side quests can also be calculated, simply put, Lord Zhuge 's divination is equivalent to a copy strategy/plug-in/golden finger, understand?"
"I see!" I nodded and said, "But since this is the case, we are already destined to fight Rocal Jed in the dungeon, why should they enter the dungeon under the triple threat of us, Rocal Jed, and the Grim Reaper?" ”
Chen Mo, who was sitting on the other side of me, sneered: "This is the reason why these adventurers dare to enter, originally if there was only you or only Roger Calder, they would definitely rather give up this opportunity than risk their lives, but at this moment, since we have already faced him, then these adventurers naturally feel that this is an opportunity to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight!" ”
As he spoke, he glanced at the strong man in front of Revos in the distance and said, "If my guess is correct, as long as those adventurers enter the dungeon, they will inevitably take refuge under Hagenbas's men and let us fight to the death, maybe even if we divide the victory and defeat at that time, they will come to reap the benefits!" ”
"Huh? Anyway, I just remembered one thing, since things have developed to this point, why don't you leave Karn Chenmo? Especially Karn, you just said that you were so righteous and awe-inspiring that you broke off and let us retreat first, but now you are not in a hurry? ”
Karn laughed, "Joke! How can we death squads have people who are greedy for life and afraid of death? Since you're on the bar with Rocal Jed, it's up to us to get on the bar with him! We have never been afraid, and since the enemy is in the wilderness, we will accompany the wine! What is the joy of life and the pain of death? If you can't fight the enemy to the death, how can you be worthy to be born in this world? ”
His words were loud, loud enough for the entire auditorium to hear, causing the surrounding adventurers to show envious expressions, and of course, a few people were commenting on those who didn't know whether they were alive or dead.
A cold snort came, I didn't need to look at it to know that it was Rocaljiede, I raised my middle finger with my back to him, I looked at Chen Mo and said, "You won't go crazy with him, right?" ”
Chen Mo sneered: "Huo Huo, you can't help but take us too lightly, right?" Everyone is a peak adventurer, you are still the first level higher than me, there is no reason why you are not afraid of people I will be afraid! What's more, since you have joined the death squad, even if you were a bubble of in my heart when we didn't meet, now I will treat you as my brother! In the new world, whoever forsakes his brother will be spurned in every way! Are you like trapping me in unkindness? ”
Niu Tou said next to him: "Yes, Huo, it's too unkind for you to say that!" Although I always thought you were a shit-stirring bastard plus a third-level character when I didn't meet, and I still thought you were a biao after meeting you, but this didn't affect my recognition of my brother! Now that you've provoked an adversary, how can I abandon you? ”
Li Lian'er said with a pink face: "Brother Huo, although I have always been frightened by your notoriety before I met you, I always prayed that I would not meet you in the dungeon, and even if I met in the dungeon, I would never save you after you died." But after meeting you, I knew that I was wrong, although you are reckless and rude, full of cigarettes and alcohol, and the killing smell on your body is disgusting, but I know that you are a real villain, and you are the most suitable bastard to be friends, so ...... People won't abandon you! ”
My face was covered in black lines...... Your mother's kiss, what the hell are you trying to say? Please, don't add so many adjectives to words that should be touching and warm, okay? Do you want to scold me or do you want to highlight your greatness?
"Rude?" A cold snort came, and it was obvious that Wenwen, who had been upgraded to a cannon sister-in-law, sensitively captured a certain word from Li Lian'er's words, and then pointed a small steel cannon at me and said, "Say!" Why the hell are you being rude to Lian'er? ”
"Please! Is this the time to dwell on this? What's more, am I the one who casually explodes chrysanthemums rudely to other women? The only person I have had the closest contact with women over the years is you! It's the chrysanthemum that exploded you a few times last time...... Hey, why is your muzzle flashing? Wait a minute! I mean, in this life, I will only burst your chrysanthemum, which proves that you are the only one in my heart...... Slow, I mean, I won't explode your chrysanthemum in the future, can't I, at least I won't explode ...... with my fingers."
"Destruction Shot!"
...... "Wenwen, I was wrong, please forgive me......" I ran back from the hole in the auditorium and apologized, because my strength was compressed, so this time I was not casually blasted out of the kilometers as before.
"Huh?" When I returned to Wenwen's side, I was surprised to find that except for the boys and girls named Sister Wenwen, all the adventurers, including the old man Zhuge looked at Wenwen in surprise.
"Uh...... Could it be that the words I just said about your chrysanthemum were too loud? "In this hall that was silent enough to drop a needle a hundred meters away, my voice seemed to be a little louder.
"Destruction Shot ......"
I sat back in my seat, cautiously and without saying a word, back in my seat like a kitten...... Just like I did in "Tales of the Night", in other circumstances, I had already been killed by more than a dozen wolves, and in the face of Wenwen, who knocked me away one after another, I couldn't raise my anger at all, and I even had a little joy in my heart...... I'm fucking getting kinky!
"The power to break the rules!" A loud roar sounded, Zhuge Lao'er slapped the chair, his fingers trembled, and he pointed at Wenwen and said, "You actually have the power to break the rules!" ”
"What do you mean by the power to break the rules?" I asked curiously.
Karn next to him also held Wenwen's small steel cannon with an excited face, and didn't care that the muzzle of the black hole was aimed at him: "Sister-in-law! Do you have the power to break the rules? I was so moved that 5555 joined the death squad! Although Huo, this idiot is still only a reserve member, but I can make an exception and directly accept you as a regular team member, enjoy five insurances and one housing fund, every holiday is half a year off, and have the right to refuse to be called at any time, eighteen months of salary a year, and a personal little boy Avogadro who can also have a personal guard, bodyguard, masseuse, waiter, cowherd, and thorn, so generous and so generous, how can you refuse? Hurry up and join our death squad! Join now and enjoy a 5% discount on the request for hiring team members as your private reception, we have a wide variety here, blind dogs, bears, perverts, shemales, butchers, fierce ghosts, reckless men, and Hulks! Isn't it great value? The breaking price is only 998...... Phew, as long as you join, these are all yours! ”
While stepping on Karn, who was already incoherent, on the ground and grinding it with his feet with a few other people, I asked Chen Mo, who was also a little excited, strangely, "What is the power to break the rules?" ”
Chen Mo's face was ruddy and said: "The power to break the rules is this kind of power that allows users to use their energy wantonly without abiding by the rules!" Our priority skill has been banned, but she was able to use that move to knock you away, proving that she has mastered the power to break the rules! Am I right? ”
"En......" Wenwen lowered her head slightly, and seemed to be very useful to the title of sister-in-law, nodding slightly.
"Is this ability very good?" I asked curiously.
"Is it more than the word cow B can be described? That's just ......" Niu Tou was also very excited, and after thinking about it for a long time from his vocabulary, he was unwilling to give up, and praised: "Very bullish!" ”
"Legend has it that this kind of power can override all the rules and restrictions, and in front of it, the priority is simply scum, just imagine, if your attack can easily break through someone else's enchantment/shield/defense prop/priority defense skill, and cause direct real damage, how strong are you? Wouldn't it be nice if your strength could attack directly from outside the dungeon and attack the enemy from inside the dungeon, and the enemy could only be depressed and not able to fight back? How resistant would you be if your defense could ignore the negative effects attached to all attacks and only receive base attack damage? Karn said excitedly, sticking his face out from under my feet.
Well, listening to him say this, it seems that the power to break the rules is indeed a very good ability, no wonder even a guy like Rocal Jed has a on his face, and the rest of the adventurers are even more envious and jealous.
I quietly reached out and grabbed Wenwen's little hand, and although she struggled slightly, she was still held tightly by me.
Seeing that she didn't resist too much, I hugged her tightly into my arms, and while showing off my might and thinking that these waste firewood would show my wife's right to belong, I gently breathed in her ear with my mouth, making her petite body shake slightly.
"Wenwen, don't expose this matter in the future, let those idiots envy it, and you can teach me quietly in bed when we go home in the future!"
Wenwen's body tightened by what I said, and then she softened on my body and gently pinched the tender meat on my waist with her little hands - I don't know if it was because I had rough skin and thick flesh or if she really didn't use any strength, anyway, it really didn't hurt.
"Nasty! Who's going home with you? Still...... Still in bed......"
Her coquettishness made my heart flutter, and I gently kissed her earlobe: "Don't be so shy, anyway, our hearts already belong to each other, don't we......"
Wenwen was bitten into her earlobe by my teeth, and her body could barely stand.
An embarrassed Karn stood up from behind me and suddenly exclaimed, "Huh? Sister-in-law still seems to listen to Huo's words, don't you see that the body that he is playing with is paralyzed? ”
"Die!" Li Lian'er's voice came, followed by another punch and kick.
Wenwen was pressed into my arms with peace of mind, and her body was slightly hot and she didn't dare to raise her head.
After a long while, I heard Lian'er's voice coming: "Whew...... I'm tired to death, by the way, listening to the captain say this, it seems that Brother Huo's ** skills are indeed very proficient! ”
"......" Wenwen's body suddenly straightened.
I laughed and said, "Don't mind Wenwen, in fact, compared to this, my chrysanthemum popping technique is even more ......"
"Destruction Shot! Doom Shot! Doom Shot! Huo Jiantian! You give it to me! Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down! ”
(To be continued)