"Okay, okay, don't make this meaty thing, we're a family, we can't watch the peach girl fight alone, right?" Uncle Li looked at Wei Ergou and the Taomu Demon, who were glued together and unwilling to separate, bared his teeth, and said with a wry smile.

"Uncle, what you said is too right, well, do you have any good ideas?" Yang Yi saw that Uncle Li's face did not have too much panic, and sincerely hoped that this old liar, who was calm every time he faced a major event, could give everyone another surprise.

"Hey, although your uncle and I are better than other Taoist priests, in the final analysis, we are still a fellow priest, and it is really tricky to fight with those true gods who have ascended to the immortal register!" Uncle Li had a bitter face, her old face was wrinkled like an insoles, and she looked really worried.

"Grass, uncle, don't make it difficult, it's not a big deal, isn't it just some kind of immortal, more * Mao, I really don't pee on them, let them come, as soon as the vajra pestle is opened, come and kill one by one, it's really not good, a phone call, a truckload of people, pick a big pickaxe, and they can't kill them......" As soon as I heard that Uncle Li had no idea, Wei Ergou's rich second generation was hot-tempered, and his eyes were glaring, and he was about to call someone to pick up a large piece of knife to cut those true gods.

"You're not a fucking tiger, you're a real tiger," Uncle Li was amused by the natural Wei Ergou, "They are not flesh-and-blood people, they are formless gods and ghosts, who are you going to pick and handle, ah, okay with you, shut up, let me think about it, get out." ”

Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and the Taomu Demon knew that if they wanted to fight with the gods, they would go against the sky, but they were not joking, so they quickly slipped out and let Li Shu'er think quietly in the house alone.

Because they all had troubles in their hearts, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and the Peach Wood Demon didn't feel sleepy, so they all gathered in the Peach Wood Demon's room, listening to the sound of the more husband beating outside, and the hoarse and long cry of "It's cold, be careful of the fire candle", and they all thought about their thoughts without saying a word.

On the fifth watch, I heard Uncle Li calling for tea to be delivered in the room, and there was no anxiety in his tone, but he was very relaxed and happy, and he knew that this old liar really lived up to expectations and came up with a way, so he didn't wait for Uncle Li to summon him, and went into Uncle Li's house together.

Seeing Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and the Peach Wood Demon looking at him expectantly, Uncle Li smiled and said, "You monkey cubs are very clever, how do you know that I have come up with a way to avoid trouble?" ”

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou glanced at each other, and said in their hearts, just your character that you can't know all over the world, and you have such a loud voice, if you can't hear it, what a monkey it must be?

Of course, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou didn't dare to say it if they were killed, because if they really said it, Uncle Li would definitely have to beat them to death, without ambiguity at all, so Wei Ergou instantly changed into a flattering look that made Yang Yi go down the root of his tail to the waist disc, and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, we broke bones and tendons with you, telepathy, how can you not know, uncle, what good way have you come up with, tell me......

Uncle Li smiled, and was about to say something, when he saw Xu San personally carrying a pot of hot tea and came in, so he opened his mouth and asked Yang Yi to take the teapot, and thanked Xu San a few words, Xu San saw that Yang Yi and several of them were in Uncle Li's house, and realized that they might be talking about something, so he withdrew very interestingly.

Yang Yi walked to the door, poked through the oil paper and looked out, and saw that no one was eavesdropping outside the house, so he returned to Uncle Li'er, shook his head, and said that everything was safe.

After seeing this, Uncle Li poured a cup of hot tea, took a sip, and said: "This method is actually not a seamless and tried-and-tested panacea. ”

"Uncle, Lao Pu once said that where there is a will, there is a way, and the one hundred and two Qin Passes belong to Chu after all; Hard-working people live up to it, lie on the salary and taste the gall, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu, not to mention that we still have a fifty percent chance, I think it's worth a try, what do you say? Although Yang Yi has no children's relationship with the peach wood demon, she has shared ups and downs all the way to this day, and she has long regarded the peach wood demon as her sister in her heart, coupled with the ambiguous relationship between her and Wei Ergou, she is willing to take risks to help the peach wood demon escape the catastrophe.

Wei Ergou glanced at Yang Yi, but quickly looked away, this is the expression of feelings between brothers in life and death, and brothers who have passed away - in their hearts, they can even throw their heads and spill blood for each other, and they don't frown at three knives and six holes, but they just can't say a word of thanks, the love between brothers is packed in a big bowl of wine, and then swallow the brotherhood into the stomach one bite at a time, leaving the ** spicy in the blood and bones forever, until it is remembered for a lifetime.

Yang Yi also knew Wei Ergou's intentions, but he pretended not to see it, just looked at Uncle Li, waiting for Uncle Li to say his idea.

Uncle Li saw that Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and the Peach Wood Demon were all looking at him, and smiled lovingly: "Looking at you, it reminds me of those little pigs raised in the mountains a long time ago, every time I go to feed, they also look at me with eyes like your door, not to mention more affection, hehe"

"Can you get down to business, we're waiting to hear what you're talking about, why did you go to the second senior brother again, oh mom, I'm really angry with you, really!" Wei Ergou was about to cry by Uncle Li, and couldn't help complaining.

"Hehe, when people are old, they always love to fall into memories," Uncle Li shook his head with a smile, and then continued: "This method is actually two methods put together, to put it bluntly, it is both true and false, the so-called fake, that is, we have to play some paper work, don't understand?" Haven't you seen the paper man and paper horse in front of the dead man's mourning hall, then it's called paper life, and paper is also tied, understand? Well, well, let's use paper to tie a life-size paper figure with the peach wood demon, and then use the peach girl's eyebrows and blood to open the eyes of the paper man, and then place the peach girl's hair and nails in the paper man's body, and put the intimate clothes on the paper man, so that the uncle can use the curse of qi prohibition to make the paper man become the incarnation of the peach girl......"

"Wait a while, uncle, there is a loophole in your method, that paper man is no longer like a paper man, isn't it still a paper man, where can you fool those ghosts and gods, you can't do this, you have to change." Hearing what Uncle Li said halfway, Wei Ergou couldn't wait to interrupt Uncle Li's words, thinking that Uncle Li's method of using ghosts and gods as brain-dead would not work.

"What are you anxious about, I haven't finished talking yet," Uncle Li stretched out his hand and gave Wei Ergou a big-necked slipper, and then Hui continued: "The peach girl's heavenly tribulation this time is mainly a thunder tribulation, that is, five thunders hit the top, so ah, Uncle still has to raise the altar, use the thunder in the thunder method to summon Lei Gang and the possessed body Gang, and lead the heavenly thunder to the paper man, so that the summoned Shenhu General who is responsible for the robbery and the ghost can go back to restore his life, and the paper man has the illusion of the soul of the peach girl, in the book of life and death in the underworld, will also remember that she has suffered this catastrophe, so that the peach girl can be regarded as having escaped this catastrophe. ”

"It sounds feasible, but, uncle, why do I always think that your focus is not here?" After all, Yang Yi is a criminal policeman, and he is meticulous in observing the changes in people's expressions and subtle movements, when he saw Uncle Li say this again, a pair of small eyes were shining, and he couldn't hide a trace of smugness, knowing that this old liar must still have a big move, so he directly exposed Uncle Li and asked inquiringly.

"You can see this fuck again, what the hell is your family doing, is it really a shrimp crawler in Nanyang, eh?" Uncle Li was shocked by Yang Yi's words, and couldn't help but feel a burst of joy and surprise, so he looked at Yang Yi half-jokingly and asked.

Seeing that Yang Yi was silent with a smile, Uncle Li didn't ask, and said: "Yes, these are just part of Uncle's whole plan, I think that whether it is to summon Lei Gang and Possess Gang from the ground, or the paper man, they can only deceive the summoned Shenhu General and the ghosts for a while, and when they go back to resume their lives, they will soon wake up to Shen'er, but at this time, they are also in a dilemma, what's the matter, you think, they have already returned to the peach girl to go through the thunder robbery, if they go back on their word at this time, at least they will have to bear the charge of disadvantage, Lest they be punished, so they will hesitate to say or not, at this time, we will burn a lot of gold and silver bills and ladies to them, what's wrong with the gods, don't look at them above the Three Realms, it seems to be beautiful, in fact, I have stayed for a long time, and I am also very envious of the world of flowers, this lot of silver and the ladies passed, and they could immediately smash the summoned Shenhu General into confusion, as for those ghosts, they are even more open-minded when they see money, and they are happy not to be held accountable, and they can also get benefits, why not? ”

"It's been a long time, you are clearly bribing ghosts and gods, and you are so mysterious, hehe" Seeing that Uncle Li said for a long time, it finally came down to bribery, Yang Yi couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and said in his heart that these three realms are all one virtue, and if you have money, you can pass unhindered and willful.

"Money can be channeled, don't you know?" Uncle Li squinted his eyes and smiled, and immediately, his face turned straight, and said: "Don't be careless, this sounds easy, but making the silver peaceful is the last hurdle, the previous paper piercing and breaking the ground to summon Lei Gang and Possessed Gang are not a little sloppy, if there is a business in these joints, not only will you not be able to save the peach girl, even you and I will be chased by the thunder tribulation that day, don't be child's play, understand?" ”

Seeing Uncle Li'er's stern expression, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou realized that these methods were risking their lives, and couldn't help but nod heavily.