The next few days are tantamount to a nightmare existence for Zhang Shifei, because of these two ghosts, Fuze Hall was originally a very serious and dignified place, but it was made by the female ghost in yellow, and it became a happy camp in Benshan.

In fact, this matter is all his own head, Zhang Shifei thought of this, so he spat on the ground, and such a sentence came out of his mind for no reason.

It's morning, around half past eight, Zhang Shifei has come to the door of Fuze Hall, today's sun is quite sufficient, rising from the other side of the building, shaking his eyes, Zhang Shifei is holding a cigarette, and then looking at the sky on the side of the road, there is a kind of trance, I don't know if it is because of the nightmare last night.

Thinking about it, it's been two days, the railroad in the Yin City doesn't seem to have been repaired, and the dead girls are still lying in Fuze Hall and haven't left, Zhang Shifei has a headache when he thinks about it, after all, animals have the habit of dominating the territory, which is no exception for birdmen, the sofa of Fu Zetang has always been a place where Zhang Shifei and Li Fatzi practice and read yellow books, it is because of the arrival of this little girl, this piece of feng shui treasure land was snatched away, and the two of them don't know where to sit when they go to work every day.

Zhang Shifei thought of this and cursed again, he is now squatting on the side of the road, holding a cigarette and thinking about whether to enter the house, because he understands that even if he enters the house, it will not be good.

I think that Mr. Cui is smart, for the sake of these two ghosts, he didn't do business, and he said that he would take a vacation in the mood, and finally said that he was lying in front of the computer and fighting his disgusting landlord, completely ignoring the life and death of Zhang and Li Lanying, and I don't know why he connived at the female ghost in yellow so much, originally, it was said in the movie, if it is a ghost, you will give me a nest in the wine jar, but the eldest sister in yellow spoke, saying that the wine jar was suffocating, so she had to come out to experience the fresh air.

Zhang Shifei was depressed, he squatted on the side of the road and smoked while thinking, eldest sister, are you a ghost, experience a fart fresh air? But there is no way, this Mr. Yin and Yang seems to bow his head in front of the girl in yellow, and the two of them, who are Mr. Yin and Yang's apprentices, usually have to bend even if they are hard, horizontal and donkey.

It is said that a strong dragon can't fight a ground snake, but Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying, the two ground snakes, are really aggrieved, the female ghost in yellow is completely a fierce dragon across the river, it was quite responsible at the beginning, and it has been sitting on the stupid ghost Dong Sizhe's body sticky, but after a day, it was a little unable to sit still, so Zhang Shifei Li Lanying's nightmare came.

Zhang Shifei thought of this, sighed, and then threw most of the cigarette left in his mouth to the ground, crushed it with his foot, and settled down, and then pushed open the door of the Fuze Hall.

As soon as he entered the Fuze Hall, a gust of wind blew on his face, Zhang Shifei had goosebumps as usual, and at the same time involuntarily trembled, he smiled bitterly, since the female ghost in yellow lived in, even if the air conditioner fan was not turned on during the day, the constant temperature was about 15 degrees, it was a natural refrigerator, because the ghost was not suitable to see the light, so a good Buddhist hall finally closed the door, and pasted a number of posters on the door, the window was also closed, and the thick curtains were drawn, As soon as you enter the door, you will feel like a yellow video hall throughout the mid-190s.

Zhang Shifei took a look, and saw that Mr. Cui had already gotten up, sitting in front of the computer as usual and looking like a dead otaku, and the damp and cold temperature in the room did not affect him much, I have to say that this Mr. Cui is a comfortable and enjoyable person, it doesn't matter if the house is cold, he still has fun wearing a coat.

Seeing that the door opened, Mr. Cui glanced here, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I came so late, I bought hot soy milk, drink it quickly." ”

Zhang Shifei shook his head with a wry smile, thinking that it was still hot soy milk, and he was afraid that it would become soybeans on the table now, so he glanced at the empty sofa, and then walked straight into the back room, in the corner of the back room, a black bear and a peacock that looked like huge toys were lying on the ground, Zhang Shifei sighed, and then lay down on the bed, now he has completely mastered the soul separation from the body, a technique that ordinary people can never complete, this is not bragging, it may be that Mr. Cui's training method is appropriate, It may also be that he and Li Lanying are surprised by their bones, each of them has two bodies, as long as he wants to, basically only the soul can be drilled out of the body in two minutes, Zhang Shifei doesn't know whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, because once when he was at home, he slept at night, and dreamed that he was flying, and when he woke up, he found that he was really 'flying', and it turned out that his soul left the body unconsciously when he dreamed.

Li Lanying was even more depressed, remembering that he had told Zhang Shifei, he also had a similar experience, but it was worse than Zhang Shifei, who he loved since he was a child, he asked his nanny to wake him up after work, with a sentence, his nanny is from Tangshan, one day, the fat man was having a sweet dream of gritting his teeth and farting, and suddenly heard the screams of his nanny: "Oh, scold!" Silk people, silk people!! (Oops, mom, dead man, dead man.) ）”

Li Fatzi suddenly opened his eyes at that time, and found that he was floating in the air, and the little nanny was sitting on the edge of the bed with a blue face and shouting loudly, and then looked at himself lying on the bed, with his mouth wide open, rolling his eyes, as if this honor scared the nanny, so Li Fatzi hurriedly returned to his body, and then got up and explained to the little nanny, saying Sister, don't be afraid, in fact, this is your brother's hard practice.

As a result, the little nanny resigned the next day, after all, no one can stand a dead person, so he gets up in a pair of big pants and laughs at you and says it's just kung fu. This incident made Li Lanying depressed for a while, and he and Zhang Shifei both understood in their hearts that in fact, the physical body when the soul left the body was not death, but it was just slow breathing and slowing heartbeat, just like a vegetative person.

I have to say that this is exactly the same reason that you must give up to get the same, Zhang Shifei finally understood, because even a soul leaving the body has this kind of side effect, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and then lay on the bed, stretched out two fingers in front of his eyes, and said silently in his heart: One, two, three, go.

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes, and after about a minute or two, he suddenly got together, suddenly his body was light, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that his eyes behind him were closed, and he really felt like a burp, Zhang Shifei sighed, and then got out of bed, walked straight to his bird's body, closed his eyes and squatted on the peacock, and suddenly his body became heavier again, and he looked down at his paws, and it was done, and the birdman appeared again.

Zhang Shifei squinted his eyes, and after the blue light flashed, he recovered the body of the demon, and then slowly walked to the door with a wry smile, only to see the two ghosts on the sofa appear in his eyes, and the female ghost in yellow saw Zhang Shifei, so she said to him: "Hey, little brother, it's over, bring me some incense after the change, hurry up." ”

This is Zhang Shifei's distress, after the female ghost in yellow sat on the lap of the stupid ghost Dong Sizhe enough, she had nothing to do, and completely regarded Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying as horse boys, from serving tea and pouring water to pinching their legs and beating their waists, they simply regarded the two of them as family Ding A and slave B, at the beginning, Li Lanying also resisted, joking, usually the two of them are the eldest young masters, and it is okay to let them be bullied separately, and now even a dead ghost girl wants to ride on their necks and, if you endure this breath, Is that still their surname Ge'er?

The tragedy is that the two of them really endured it, reason one, the ghost girl is surprisingly strong, it may be her 'half-yin and half-evil' identity, which makes Zhang Shifei a little stunned in his heart, but this is not the most important, the most important reason is the second reason, when the two complained to Mr. Cui, Mr. Cui changed his face, and he said to the two while digging his nostrils: What's the matter? My sister asked you to do some work, and you still feel wronged? It's not good, let me tell you, life is a kind of practice, serving ghosts is also a kind of practice, you must be served in place, let you pinch your feet, where is so much nonsense.

Looking at Mr. Cui's gloating old face, the two of them collapsed at that time, forced by this separate Yinwei, Jia Ding A and slave B had no choice but to complain, one burned incense and prayed, and the other pinched his feet and shoulders, so that the female ghost in yellow was really addicted to being an empress.

The most annoying thing is the parting head, this is really not a big deal to see the excitement, taking advantage of Li Lanying pinching the feet of the female ghost in yellow, she walked to the ghost girl, and then said like a slave: "Sister, how is it, are you satisfied with the two boys?" ”

The female ghost in yellow nodded and said softly, "It's okay." ”

Mr. Cui nodded, then turned to Li Lanying and shouted, "Use a little force, exert yourself!" Let me tell you, this is my sister's first time doing a pedicure, and the acupuncture points must be opened, you know? ”

At that time, Li Lanying was depressed, thinking that she wouldn't take you to play like this, it was just a ghost, could there be hairy acupuncture points? But complaining is complaining, the two of them have to continue to do it, at the end of the day, just his uncle is serving this ghost girl, and the two really can't see what kind of cultivation this is.

"What do you want?!" The yellow-clothed female ghost's impatient shouting pulled Zhang Shifei back to reality, Zhang Shifei hurriedly changed his smiling face, and then said, "Nothing, nothing." ”

After that, he took out the incense burner, lit three incense sticks and placed them in front of the sofa, and after a while, the door opened, and the sad Li Fat Man walked into the house weakly, Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying's widow's face, and he already understood that the day that belonged to them had begun again.

Sure enough, waiting for the two of them was the female ghost calling and drinking, the two were very depressed and busy, but they were never idle, after lunch, Zhang Shifei finally sneaked out of Fuze Hall, squatted at the door and smoked fire.

It's still warm outside, he thought to himself, at this moment, Mr. Cui also walked out, he ate a lot just now, he made two bowls of rice alone, and he didn't eat enough and grabbed a half-pulled steamed bun, in his words, he nested in front of the computer all day long, just like those Internet writers, too hard-working, and needed a balanced nutritional supplement of calcium, iron, zinc and selenium.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying didn't speak, completely regarded his words as a fragrant but not smelly fart, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, you are a foodie who spends all day in front of the computer fighting the landlord, you can eat it, where is so much nonsense.

Zhang Shifei thought of this, and Mr. Cui was already squatting beside him, also lighting a cigarette, his small movement did not escape Zhang Shifei's eyes, and it could be seen that Mr. Cui was indeed very depressed these days, and he was about to smoke the cigarettes he smoked in the previous month from yesterday to today.

However, Zhang Shifei was depressed now, so he didn't speak, Mr. Cui saw that he seemed to be depressed, but he was happy, he smiled and said to Zhang Shifei: "What, tired?" ”

"How dare I......" Zhang Shifei said: "I serve that eldest sister all day long, I don't know how happy I am." ”

Mr. Cui smiled halfway across his face, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I know that you are stubborn, and you must be unconvinced, do you think again, why should we treat that female ghost so well?" ”

Zhang Shifei turned his head to look at Mr. Cui, but his expression had already answered him, so Mr. Cui took a puff of cigarette, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Do you know, who is the biggest in this world?" ”

"Servant of the people." Zhang Shifei replied.

"Wrong." Mr. Choi said.

Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, and then said: "How can it be wrong, it's not big to treat the people as public servants?" ”

Mr. Cui smiled for a moment, and then said, "In the face of life, all rights are nothing. ”

"I don't understand, can you please stop playing dumb riddles with me." Zhang Shifei was already unhappy in his heart, and he really didn't have time to ponder Mr. Cui's words.

Mr. Cui saw Zhang Shifei contradicting him, but he was not angry, but said to Zhang Shifei seriously: "I told you before, the sea of suffering of all beings, have you thought about it, every life is actually the same, life in the world, just live with a variety of masks, bitterness and happiness, but can not deceive the heart, when he dies, he takes off the mask, he can be regarded as the equality of all beings, and he has restored the identity of the bitter people, people at this time...... Or maybe it's called a ghost, it's the biggest. ”

Zhang Shifei blinked, although Mr. Cui's words were quite profound, but he understood the meaning, that is, no matter how beautiful or lowly you were in this world, it was the same after death, it was all a ghost.

Mr. Cui said: "Our business, to say that it is ugly is to eat the food of the underworld, our duty is to guide those ghosts, to avoid them from struggling in the sea of suffering after death, I have always told you that we are a service industry, right, everyone has a day to die, everyone wants to be happy when they die, including you and me, are the same, will be heart-to-heart, to complete their last wish, is also one of our service content, now you understand?" ”

Zhang Shifei understood it, but he was still a little depressed in his heart, so he complained: "But why are we so thankless?" ”

"For the sake of conscience." When Mr. Cui said this, he pointed to his heart, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Everyone has everyone's understanding, I am for my own heart, and you can understand that it has become a merit value." ”

"You mean, if I serve the female ghost and let it go on the road comfortably, and walk without worry, can it be regarded as accumulating merit?" Zhang Shifei said with some surprise.

Mr. Cui stood up, and then said to him, "Yes, otherwise what do you think is 'Accumulating Yin Virtue'." ”

So that's what happened! Zhang Shifei suddenly became enlightened, thinking that it turned out that Ji Yin De said that this is how it came! Thinking of this, the depression that pressed on his heart in the past two days disappeared, so he immediately went into the room with a smile on his face, and began to serve the yellow-clothed female ghost without complaint, Mr. Cui also returned to Fuze Hall, and continued to fight the landlord, Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui and smiled, and secretly said in his heart, the separation is really reliable, I really can't imagine that this ghost is really a relatively advanced doorway.

Mr. Cui also looked at Zhang Shifei and smiled, and secretly said in his heart: My uncle's eloquence is really good.

The afternoon passed like this, and after dinner, Zhang Shifei had already taken the time to tell Li Lanying what Mr. Cui told him, Li Lanying was overjoyed after hearing it, and said busily: Then let's work overtime today, it's all about merit, and it's easier to serve ghosts than to fight monsters.

These words were exactly what Zhang was not intended, so the two coolies began to serve the yellow-clothed female ghost wholeheartedly, and then waited for Bian Shuhan to ask for warmth: Sister, are you satisfied, sister, if you have any orders, just say, don't treat us two as outsiders.

When Mr. Cui saw this scene, he showed a relieved smile on his face, and his heart was even more happy.

In this way, unconsciously, it was already more than ten o'clock and almost eleven o'clock, Mr. Cui yawned for a long time, stretched his waist and prepared to close, so he got up and asked Zhang Shifei and the two to change people, but at this moment, there was a knock on the door in Fuzetang.

Mr. Cui was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously said, "Who, enter." ”

The door opened, and a young man walked in with a smile on his face, Mr. Cui frowned, did not move, but said lightly: "What do you call it?" ”

The young man smiled and said, "You can just call me Xiao Jiu." ”

(To be continued)