After hearing what Mr. Cui said, Fat Li's eyes lit up, he originally wanted to ask if there was a woman here, but he couldn't help it, this time he had a surname, gave Zhang Shifei a look, and wanted him to ask.

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, he naturally understood what Li Fatzi wanted to say, but he didn't dare to squeak, although Mr. Cui was better for him than for the fat man, but if he just said to Mr. Cui directly, "Is there a beautiful woman?"

So he asked, "Celebrities?" Who are they? ”

"Senior brother." When Mr. Cui said this, he actually laughed with Yi Xinxing and them, Zhang Shifei was a little puzzled, what senior brother? Li Lanying on the side asked a little puzzled: "That's ...... Brother Divided, can I speak? ”

Mr. Cui nodded, signaling that he could, and Li Lanying said, "Who is the senior brother, are you senior brothers?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Yi Xinxing was happy again, and saw him say to Li Lanying: "This stupid, haven't you read Journey to the West?" ”

No way! It turned out to be a monkey! Zhang Shifei, Li Lanying, and Cai Handong were all full of black lines after listening to Yi Xinxing's words, thinking that why are they not in tune with the two of them? Monkey King has done it?

This joke is really nondescript, so Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly and said, "No, isn't that a character in the book?" How can there really be? ”

Mr. Cui nodded and said matter-of-factly: "Actually, who of us can know if we are characters in the book?" Isn't life like this, each of us has our own script, but we can only understand the outline of our script until the last moment, don't doubt anything, don't let anything blind you, concentrate on your own role, this may be happier...... Okay, don't talk nonsense, cough, there's been a lot of nonsense lately, let's get to the point, what I said just now is indeed the truth, I was shocked when I thought I knew about it, but it's true, you have to understand, this kind of place is genuine, there is no entry and exit, even if it goes out, it is another person, but the senior brother can do it without pressure in the group mocking the underworld, and he is the first person in Henggu. ”

you no pressure, you the first person, seeing that Mr. Cui started running the train again with his mouth full, Zhang Shifei was disdainful in his heart, thinking that the first person was a fart, and besides, if he took 10,000 steps back, even if he really had a big brother, he was a monkey or an ape at best, and he was not a celebrity.

Therefore, Zhang Shifei still decided that he was fooled by Mr. Cui, but there was no way, who made the family the boss, so Zhang Shifei had to smile bitterly, and said to Mr. Cui while pouring himself wine: "Well, I understand, what else?" I really don't understand what your definition of celebrity is. ”

Mr. Cui thought about it, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Even if you can make a big fuss about the underworld, even if you are a celebrity, you can oppose the underworld since ancient times, so far there are three, one is the senior brother, I have just said it, I think you are tired of watching the TV series, it is forced to be broadcast every year during the New Year, now let's talk about the second person, this second person is a bit of a doorway, his name is Huaguang Patriarch, he is the same as us, he is engaged in cultivation, but his practice is more ruthless than ours, and he has to become an immortal in the end." ”

"Uh, yes." Listening to Mr. Cui's mouth saying the words 'become an immortal', to be honest, Zhang Shifei is not interested at all, it may be related to his experience, Zhang Shifei understands, if people 'get the Tao' after they will go to Yingzhou to report first, and they will officially become immortals in Liu Ling's village, which makes Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying not very cold, what a bullshit fairy, a bunch of old calves.

Speaking of immortals, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's minds came up with Alzheimer's Chen Quan, who can sleep like a skeleton, and Liu Ling, a short man who exposes his little brother to the sun all year round, and is still a fairy, I'm sorry.

Mr. Cui continued: "To say that this Huaguang Patriarch is very different after becoming an immortal, it is not like other immortals, he became an immortal, and his parents in the present world are left behind, after he became an immortal, he often thinks about his old mother in the family, so he can't help sneaking down to the lower realm to visit his elderly mother, but what he didn't expect is that in the sky, the world has long since passed for a long time, his mother has already died, Huaguang is extremely sad, calculated that his mother was suffering in the underworld at this time, so he broke into the underworld desperately. ”

Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui talking about these stories endlessly, and thought to himself, don't say it, this is really much more interesting than the senior brother's, so he asked, "And then?" ”

Mr. Cui said, "Don't worry, listen to me." ”

Mr. Cui's eloquence is really good, everyone listens to it with relish, although most of the people have heard this story, but they are also happy to let Mr. Cui tell this story to the next generation of Mr. Yin and Yang, after all, this is a cultural inheritance, Mr. Cui said, that before the Huaguang patriarch left, there were many immortal Taoist friends to block, they said to Huaguang, you have already attained the Tao, the fate of the earth, this to go to the underworld, must be a catastrophe, and why do you suffer?

Hua Guang replied resolutely: My mother who gave birth to me, my mother who raised me, and now my mother suffers boundless suffering, and if she is saved, she will never recover, and if she is not saved, she will live forever and suffer, what is the difference? After that, Huaguang resolutely went to the Yin City.

Sure enough, he is a good man, Zhang Shifei listened to Mr. Cui talk about this, and he couldn't help but start admiring this immortal, there are also such blood names in the emotional immortals, Zhang Shifei sighed, what Huaguang said is very right, it was his wife who gave birth to him and raised him, if he didn't even recognize his mother after becoming an immortal, what is the difference between this fairy and his grandson?

Mr. Cui saw that everyone was attracted by the story, so he continued to tell, that Huaguang Patriarch was originally a small god, as the so-called official level crushed people to death, gods and ghosts are actually the same as mortals, for example, this is like a piece of police with no background, alone to beg a prison warden to let him release your mother in the cell, it is simply impossible, Huaguang wanted to convince the king of Hades, the high king of Hades naturally will not listen to the of a little god, after many fruitless negotiations, Huaguang finally broke out, he went to hell, seized the opportunity to provoke a riot in the eighteenth layer of hell, and released eight million evil ghosts at one time, and rescued his mother by the way.

"Pure masters!" Li Lanying couldn't stop raising her thumbs, it was too enjoyable, this is a real man.

Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said: "Don't boast too early, everything has two surnames, in fact, there will be many demons and monsters in our society now, and it is also thanks to his old man's family, the eight million evil ghosts were put into the world, and since then there will be no peace in the world, although in the end those ghosts were all caught, but this move broke the pattern of heaven, so the demons and monsters took the opportunity to multiply, in order to fight against these dirty things, we have extended the profession of washing hands and claiming compensation from various factions to fight against evil things, That is, our Mr. Yin and Yang. ”

"According to what you say, that Huaguang Patriarch can still be regarded as our Ancestor to some extent?" Zhang Shifei asked.

"So to speak." Mr. Cui nodded, and then said: "It's just that you have to know in your heart, our line of work is destined to not see the light, we don't belong to any genre, and we don't have any background, so it's best, understand?" ”

I don't understand, Zhang Shifei said secretly in his heart, but he didn't say it, Mr. Cui seemed to be addicted, so he said to everyone: "But the story after the ancestor of Huaguang is even more bizarre, and it has a deep relationship with us, but I won't go into detail here, I just said two, strictly speaking, they are not celebrities, because one is a monkey, even if he has a surname, and the other is a fairy, but this fairy is more like a human than ordinary people, and the next one I am talking about is a genuine 'person'." ”

"Wait." Zhang Shifei heard him say this, and couldn't help but interject: "You say people? People are also making trouble in the underworld? ”

Mr. Cui nodded, and then said, "Of course, this person is really my idol, and his name is 'Little Silver Dragon'." ”

Little Silver Dragon? This name sounds real, it seems to be a copycat version of the white dragon horse, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, it is said that the white dragon horse's hooves are facing west, holding Tang Sanzang with his son, but it is not played on TV to go to the underworld to save his mother, not to mention that his mother should be a dragon, this should be regarded as a racial dispute, wait, what do I think? Zhang Shifei shook his head, why did he start thinking nonsense again.

I saw Mr. Cui said: "Compared with the two people before, the little silver dragon may not be comparable in strength, but the most daring one, he hit the bull head and horse face black and white impermanence, and there is no record in the literature after making a big fuss in the underworld, but even now, there is still a statue of him in the underworld, as a great rebel, what a privilege." ”

Indeed, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, he had made trouble with the underworld and returned the dungeon to the statue, it was indeed the number one person, although he had never seen the bull head and horse face, but impermanence He had just met it a few days ago, and the power of the old hanged ghost made him dare not look at it directly, and he really didn't think that there were humans who could hit it hard, it was really not simple.

I have to say that this is exactly watching the mountains and running dead horses, others are always the fiercest, Zhang Shifei suddenly realized his insignificance again, he sighed in his heart, when can he be like the three that Mr. Cui said?

Mr. Cui said that when he came here, Liu Yudi on the side was finally full, this amount of food, I have to say, Li Lanying can't eat her, I really wonder, why is she not fat after eating so many things? Where are all these fat calories digested? I saw her straighten her waist, wipe her greasy mouth, and then seemed to burp very happily, and then she regained her previous ladylike image, only to see her smile at Uncle Yuan and say, "Uncle, you still have the best food here." ”

They are old acquaintances, Uncle Yuan seems to love this Liu Yudi, although he is blind, but he smiles very happily, just love to eat, just love to eat, he said.

Liu Yudi stretched, then looked at his watch, and said to Mr. Cui: "It's not early, let's go back." ”

Mr. Cui nodded, and then chatted with Uncle Yuan for a few more words, and then checked out and led everyone out, tonight seems to be very suitable for walking, the air is neither hot nor cold, and the night breeze blows on the face very comfortable.

Mr. Cui was in a good mood and walked at the forefront, Zhang Shifei walked side by side with him, and saw that they were at a distance from Liu Yudi behind him, Zhang Shifei asked softly: "Brother, what are you going to do?" ”

"What the hell." Mr. Cui was a little stunned.

Zhang Shifei whispered: "Then Dong Shanshan, didn't you say that she was looking for you, did she call you?" ”

"When did you become such gossipy." Mr. Cui said with some tears and laughter: "Fight, we will meet tomorrow." ”

Zhang Shifei was stunned in his heart, he saw this Mr. Cui as if he was fine, and couldn't help but say, "How are you going to see it, don't tell Sister Liu?" ”

Mr. Cui shrugged his shoulders, and then said earnestly to Zhang Shifei: "This is not something unsightly, why don't you tell it, let alone ...... Even if I don't tell Liu Yudi, this girl will figure it out. ”

Speaking of this, Mr. Cui subconsciously turned around and found that Liu Yudi was looking at him, smiling thoughtfully, her eyes were bright in the dark, as if she had penetrated everything, Mr. Cui suddenly smiled bitterly, he whispered to him in Zhang Shifei's ear: "See, you, don't look for someone who knows how to tell fortunes in the future, this is all experience." ”

Zhang Shifei also smiled bitterly after hearing it, he thought to himself, I don't want you to have this kind of experience, if you want to say that Mr. Cui and Liu Yudi really have a trouble, Zhang Shifei usually sees it in his eyes, for example, Mr. Cui, he can only smoke one box of cigarettes a month, this is what Liu Yudi stipulates, and Mr. Cui personally promised, but men understand that sometimes their oaths are a little different from their own practices, such as sometimes they smoke two more when emotions come up (especially in the past two days), but what to do in the future?

Mr. Cui had no choice but to hide the cigarettes, he didn't dare to hide more, at most one or two, hidden in the hidden corner of the Fuze Hall house, but this Liu Yudi is very magical, as long as he is buried in the house, when he helps Mr. Cui clean, he can turn out all the cigarettes, and what is even more amazing is that Mr. Cui's money is also Liu Yudi's help to manage, Mr. Cui can't hide some private money, even if he hides it in his underwear, he can be found by Liu Yudi, it can be seen how terrible this divination woman is.

Fortunately, Liang Yuner doesn't know how to tell hexagrams, which Zhang Shifei is very pleased, but when he thinks of Liang Yuner, Zhang Shifei sighed again, tomorrow, tomorrow Liang Yuner will return to Harbin, what should come will always come, he looked at Mr. Cui, thinking in his heart How can the lives of the two be so similar, they are all going to solve emotional problems tomorrow, but Mr. Cui and Zhang Shifei are compared, after all, they are old fritters, Zhang Shifei said to Mr. Cui a little first at this time that we will form a group to calculate, but after thinking about it, this is too inconvenient, and some words are even more unspeakable, forget it, Let's have a destiny.

Walked to the intersection, because it was very late, Mr. Cui gave the two of them a holiday, after all, there are some things tomorrow, so Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei took a taxi and left first, after they got in the car, Zhang Shifei saw that Mr. Cui seemed to be talking to Cai Handong in the car, Zhang Shifei just wanted to stretch his neck out of the window to ask, the taxi started, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, don't gossip so much, like an old lady, like an old lady, love to say what to say, anyway, it's not an important thing.

So, the taxi drove the two people on the street at midnight, rows of street lights flashed, the street seemed to have no end, Zhang Shifei sat in the front seat, looking out of the car window, the city had fallen into a deep sleep, the moon in the sky had become round, as if it was as white as a girl's.

Tomorrow, how many people will be happy and how many will be sad? Zhang Shifei sighed, he closed his eyes as he sighed, and didn't notice that at this moment, there was a dark shadow watching the taxi at the corner of the street, it was obviously a figure, standing in the shadow of the floor, the eyes had no whites, and there was only a trace of evil energy.

Let's go back to a few days ago, in the snake cave of Snake Cave Mountain, Ran Xi was furious, and all the senior egg demons didn't dare to speak, for fear of provoking the angry mother again, fortunately, the words of the egg demon Xiao Wu calmed down a little, and it said to the egg demons in front of him: "Now that Xiao Ba Xiaojiu has all died tragically in the hands of humans, what do you say about this." ”

Only then did the egg demons dare to discuss in a whisper, and the bamboo pole man felt that this was a good opportunity to perform, so he got up and said: "Mother, so far, I can only send a few more brothers to go together, count me in, I will definitely break the body of the person who killed my siblings into ten thousand pieces!" It is also good to solve the hatred in our hearts. ”

After listening to the bamboo pole man's words, Ran Xi didn't speak, but turned his head and asked Brother Mouse, who was still kneeling on the side, only to see him say, "Xiaoyi, do you have any opinions?" ”

The middle-aged man-looking Rat lowered his head and said, "No." ”

These two words are respectful, Ran Xi sighed, and then turned his head and asked the old five: "Little Wu, what do you say?" ”

The little five thought for a while, and then said, "Mother, I don't think it's appropriate to do this. ”

The bamboo pole man frowned, seeing that the plan he proposed was rejected, he was inevitably unhappy in his heart, but he knew that this old five was powerful, so he didn't dare to think about making a mistake like that for the bald old ten, Ran Xi said: "Huh? Why? ”

Lao Wu thought for a moment, and then said softly to Ran Xi: "Because Mother's plan is imminent, and Twelve's whereabouts are unknown, we can't lose any more troops." ”

When the bamboo pole man heard the fifth man say this, he couldn't help it anymore, he sneered, and then said to the fifth man: "Then according to what you say, aren't we afraid of those human beings?" Do you have to endure this?! Wasn't it your brother who was killed? Where is the usual domineering? ”

The bamboo pole man's words obviously have other meanings, others don't know, but the old ten on the ground understands it very well, he knows that this is what the bamboo pole man said on purpose, obviously to make the fifth man unable to get off the stage in front of Ran Xi.

But the fifth child was not angry, and said with a very calm expression: "I just don't want to underestimate any enemy, I think, Xiao Ba Xiaojiu died like this, in addition, don't use the word brother, these two words are a blasphemy in your mouth, I haven't seen you so united, why did you suddenly change your surname now?" ”

"You're ............!" This undisturbed words, choked the bamboo pole man couldn't say a word, and all the egg demons began to talk about it, indeed, they are brothers on the surface, but secretly they are just a weapon of reading power, which hammer have you ever seen that smashes people have feelings?

Ran Xi sighed, and then said, "Forget it, don't argue, Xiao Wu, tell me what you think." ”

(To be continued)