Chapter 211: Clear the level
The rain slowly became lighter, Lu Wang stood at the bow of the boat, holding a telescope to look at the towering cottage in front of him, if there is a bag of explosives, it is a matter of minutes to hit it, and it is okay to use a gas canister, the problem is how to transport the gas canister to the front of the wall, and the cottage gate is only more than ten meters away from the shore of the water, the place is too small!
Ma Han, who gave him an umbrella behind him, said softly: "Young master, is it their head under the black tarpaulin on the wall, do you want me to destroy it!" "This guy also has a telescope in his other hand!
"Hmm", Lu Wang nodded, "Don't do it yet, let's talk about it!" After speaking, he took the megaphone handed over by Xie Xinghua and cleared his throat, "Hou Dashuai, are you interested in chatting a few words?" ”
The sudden loud voice frightened Hou Yan on the wall and almost urinated, good guy, didn't Zhang Fei have such a loud voice in the world!
"Who are you, what do you want to talk to me about?" Wait for Yanhua to smoke a mouthful of Shandong vernacular, and the Rwan is disgraced!
"Big brother, I want to talk to you about Zhao'an, do you have time to chat?" Lu Wang pinched his throat and said loudly, because Xie Xinghua and the others laughed in a low voice!
"Hey, is it a fellow, you haven't told me who you are, what are you doing?" Hou Yanhua asked, stretching his head
"Are you blind, can't you see that I am an officer and soldier, I am here to surrender, do you surrender? I won't beat you if you surrender, let's shake hands and make peace, take advantage of this rainy day to have a little wine and chat, talk about how comfortable life is, how tiring it is to fight! "Lou Vloun began to ramble and ridicule!
"Zhao'an? Are there any court documents? Why don't you go to Dongping and run here first, or are you cheating and me, but I tell you, with your little bit, don't want to enter my village half a step......" Hou Yanhua pointed to Lu Wang and warned sternly!
"I'm going to Dongping, but I'm passing by Liangshan to come and see the scenery, it's really good, I said big brother, don't look down on me, there are few people, just now there is a guy named Feng Wenyun who just looks down on me and wants to weigh me. As a result, you see that he is burping now, I guess this will be eaten by the fish! Lu Wan laughed
"Ah, you, you mean Feng Wenyun is dead?" Hou Yanhua was a little flustered, but he was not stupid to hear that Lu Wang wanted to lose his temper after teasing him, but he was still shocked to hear that Feng Wenyun was dead! I escaped back just now, thank you, the shrimp soldier and crab general were already scared, and I didn't have time to tell him yet!
"Yes! The body is being salvaged, and if it hasn't been eaten by the fish, I'm sure you'll be able to see it in a while! I'll give you a stick of incense, and you can consider whether to surrender or resist! Lu Wan was not ridiculing, he said seriously
"Dog thief, we don't surrender, if you have the ability, you can beat Lao Tzu, see how Lao Tzu kills you to avenge the second marshal", Lu Tongsheng, who was still silent after waiting for Yanhua, called out. This product has a good relationship with Feng Wenyun, the third and second in the ranking!
"Who are you? It can't be Lu Tongsheng, right? Rwan looked through his binoculars and asked!
"Hey, I actually know your grandfather's name, yes, I'm Lu Tongsheng, what's the matter?" Lu Tongsheng was obviously a little surprised, he didn't expect that he was quite famous!
"I don't want to drop it, at most I'll take you first after a stick of incense!" Lu Wang put down the binoculars and said lightly!
"Bah, scare me, don't you, do you scare me? If you have the ability, you are here, what are you waiting for...... "Lu Tongsheng scolded!
Rhuwang looked at his watch. smiled, put down the object in his hand and spread his hand, and immediately a brand-new M16 appeared out of thin air, "I hear you say that guns are good every day, to be honest, I haven't tried it yet." Try it today, too", said Lu Wang, clicking the bolt of the gun, raising it and aiming at the cottage!
"This gun is good, much stronger than the previous Ak in terms of range, rate of fire and stability. What's more, it's amazing to have this scope! Mahan was playing around
"You know a lot, you know what the rate of fire is, but don't pretend. This shot is far worse than the AK", said Rwan, aiming at it
"What do you mean, young master?" Mahan didn't understand
"It means that AK is just like you, it's okay to beat and kick it, and if you throw it aside, you won't starve to death if you don't ask, but M16 is different, it's like a rich child, usually obedient to care, and if you lack food and drink, you know no!" Lu Wang's simple analogy made Mahan understand immediately!
Lu Tongsheng continued to scold, although he could see that Lu Wang seemed to be holding something in his hand, but according to his guess, it was estimated to be a crossbow arrow, not bad The distance between the two places is a hundred steps away and you want to shoot here Hehe, is it possible, especially now that the sight of the rainy day is blocked!
"Second brother, stop scolding, rest you!" Hou Yanhua has been pondering, and now he can't help but persuade him
"Big brother, you don't really want to surrender, don't forget that the second brother has been killed by them, can it be that the other party's words scared you soft, how can it be so easy for his people to beat down with thick and strong walls?" Lu Tongsheng immediately opened fire on his boss
"The third child, do you really think he is plain and scared, you also said that the second child has been killed by them, five hundred people, nearly a hundred boats, with a stick of incense? Don't you think this group of officers and soldiers is different from other officers and soldiers, they dare to use hundreds of people to attack the cottage, then Bi must have something to rely on, you look at their armor is impenetrable, this is the ironclad army, what do we use to fight with them", Hou Yanhua kept analyzing
"What's wrong with the ironclad army, they have to have the ability to attack in, can they fly in, they have ironclad, if the sword can't penetrate, let's hit it with stones, big brother, they are only two or three hundred people, we have nearly 10,000 people, what about the ironclad army? There is not even a ladder for attacking the city, what do they rely on to fight, and use bows and arrows to collapse our wall", Lu Tongsheng shook vigorously and waited for Yanhua,
Hou Yanhua couldn't help frowning, "But, but we raised the army to recruit An, since they agreed to recruit An, then we will surrender", the entire leader of Li Qingshan's rebel army actually understands psychologically that Li Qingshan's uprising is not to fight for the interests of the people and live other benevolence and righteousness, he is just to attract the attention of the imperial court through Zhao'an to change an official and a half-position, which is recorded in detail in the official history, At the beginning, he intercepted Zhou Yanru and took him to Liangshanzhai to send gold, silver, good wine and good food just to let Zhou Yanru help take care of Zhao'an's affairs, but he was sold by Zhou Yanru, because in Zhou Yanru's eyes, Li Qingshan is a fool, Chongzhen is a fool, and only he is the smartest person!
"We're here to recruit An, but do you think they're recruiting An? All of them are military generals, officers and soldiers, and I don't see a single civilian official, let alone any imperial court documents, and the emperor's edict is ......" Lu Tongsheng continued to bomb his boss
Lu Wang looked at the time and gestured to Mahan beside him. Ma Han picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted at the wall: "It's time, have you thought about it, do you want to call or give a word......
"Give you Ma Gebi's words, Lao Tzu ......" didn't wait for Ma Han to finish scolding Lu Tongsheng, who was waiting for Yanhua to raise the words, but he also didn't wait for him to finish scolding, bang
"Third brother!" Hou Yanhua was startled at first, and then lay on the ground and wailed in pain, and other subordinates hurriedly came over to persuade him. scolded the officers and soldiers for being so vicious, vowed to avenge the three marshals, and so on
"Shoot me!" Hou Yanhua was furious, stood up and gave an order to fire ten thousand arrows, but at this time, Lu Wang had already hidden in the wheelhouse, as for the other soldiers standing on the bow of the ship were not afraid at all, the arrows began to float when they came to the front at such a distance, and they were almost unharmed by them wearing explosion-proof suits!
"Do you want to fight back, sir?" The crossbow in Hao Lei's hand was aimed at the wall early, just waiting for Lu Wang's order
"Wait, there's no rush. Let's take a breath and see the reality before choosing! Lu Wang lit a cigarette in the cab, and with a telescope, he could clearly look at Hou Yanhua who was squatting in the corner of the wall!
"Marshal, it seems that our bows and arrows don't work against those officers and soldiers, right. They're ironcladers! After shooting so many arrows, someone finally came to his senses and opened his mouth to remind
Hou Yanhua's face turned pale, he stared at the water in the distance and was silent, Lu Wang could even see his expression from the binoculars, and smiled. Walked out of the cabin and picked up the megaphone, "Marshal Hou." If you are willing to surrender now, I guarantee that none of the brothers in the cottage will be killed or injured, and you can still be a mixed official, if you decide to resist, I promise that you will be restless in an hour! ”
Hou Yanhua was silent when he heard this, and continued to be a silent person, Lu Wang continued to pour oil, "Do you know the double cannon of Pigpen Mountain, do you know that his cottage has been flattened, tell you that Lao Tzu did it, and the chickens and dogs are restless!" If you don't believe it, the next one is your Liang cottage, and I will do it! ”
This really worked, you must know that they are all people in the same way, the double cannon of Pigpen Mountain is a famous figure in the green forest, the cottage was flattened one day, and the chicken and dog that were killed did not stay This matter has already gone viral throughout the Shandong underworld, some people say that it is done by officers and soldiers, some people say that it is done by other mountains, and there are different opinions, and today there is finally an organization to recognize it, and it is really an officer and soldier!
"If I surrender, how will the imperial court settle me and these brothers of mine", Hou Yanhua stood up and shouted loudly, Lu Wang smiled, his behavior has already indicated that the other party has listened to his words, although he is discussing on the surface, he has already raised the white flag in his heart!
"I don't dare to say anything else, if you are willing to surrender, Marshal Hou, I can guarantee you to be the logistics minister, as for your brothers who are willing to join the army, those who are not willing to join the army can go back to their hometowns to farm, and no one can receive a severance pay?"
"Minister of Logistics?" Hou Yanhua rubbed his head, "What is the position of the Minister of Logistics?" Can you do it Lord? ”
"I am the commander of the Chinese army, appointing a logistics minister is not the same, the logistics minister is in charge of grain and grass is a fat difference, you do it or not, Lao Tzu has no time to talk to you, and it will be dark for a while!" Rwann exclaimed
"I, I ......" Hou Yanhua was very embarrassed, and obviously saw that there were several brothers around him shaking their heads gently, they were against Zhao'an, or against this form of Zhao'an!
Lu Wang knew that he was going to take a fierce drug, "Marshal Hou, I'll show you something first, and then you make a decision after reading it, let your people not release arrows, I'll let people send things to your village, and after reading it, you decide whether to surrender or not", Lu Wang couldn't help laughing after speaking, and several people behind him also held back their laughter, but unfortunately they couldn't hold back, and the snot was about to come out!
Sure enough, as soon as Lu Wang stretched out his hand, four or five gas canisters appeared on the deck, and the big ship slowly approached the shore dock, and several Chinese soldiers carried the gas canisters to the gate of the village, and the heroes of Liangshan on the five-meter-high wall were curious to see what these people were fighting against this big thing
Several Chinese soldiers forced a smile, put the gas tank at the door of the cottage, and leisurely returned to the ship, and then the big ship slowly moved away from the dock.
"This, what is this, I don't understand, what do you mean?" Hou Yanhua and his subordinates couldn't understand it, so they had to ask the main master!
Lu Wang is a kind-hearted person, especially when he doesn't want to kill people, he is very kind-hearted, and he said with a loudspeaker: "You will know what it is immediately, you first leave the gate of the wall, spread out ten steps to both sides, and do not come close to ten steps!" ”
Hou Yanhua's face changed, and he began to feel that something was wrong, but he couldn't figure out what was going on for a while, but he still left the top of the gate very obediently
"What the hell? ...... "Boom Boom...... Hou Yanhua didn't finish speaking, and a few loud noises scared him to the ground, and an earthquake shook the mountain that he was proud of, and the gate of the village that he was proud of collapsed in an instant, and this change stunned everyone!
Lu Wang didn't let his subordinates take the opportunity to attack, but kept smiling at the stupid Hou Yanhua in front of the village, and the thieves who were shouting and running to block the cottage gate!
"How about Marshal Hou? After reading this, will your mind change a little, I can tell you that the gate has been broken at this time, and there is no difference between me attacking and killing you and killing the chickens, I also want to tell you that those bows and arrows in your hands are of no use to my subordinates, and the bows and arrows in their hands are hehe, look at it, give you a show, do it! Lou Wan looked dumbfounded.
Lu Wang gave an order, and the crossbows in the hands of more than 200 Huaxia soldiers on four large ships began to fire, and for a while the city walls of Liangshanzhai clanged, and the frightened heroes quickly shrank their heads and squatted, but Lu Wang didn't want to shoot them but scared them, some of those arrows were directly inserted into the stone cracks, and some of them hit the stones of the wall, causing a spark, just listening to this strength, you know that people's crossbows can shoot farther, so Hou Yanhua's face turned completely gray, "I surrender!" ”
"He, they just surrendered? How can you just surrender like this, why don't you fight? "In the military tent of the Huaxia Army on the border of Shuibo, he was eating ham sausages and drinking red wine, looking at the monitor, and Erliu, who had just reacted from the shock of the explosion, stood up and surrendered like this?
Liu Zeqing was even more annoyed, Ma Gebi knew so simply that Lao Tzu personally led the troops to fight, and it would become a real military feat! Maybe Liu Yuanbin guessed Liu Zeqing's thoughts, and pouted very meaningfully, Liu Zeqing looked at each other and woke up, Nima, it is estimated that it is very difficult to pass the first pass of the ship that he has never been like that, and as for the kind of iron cans that blow up the gate of the village, it is even more unheard of! This kid surnamed Lu is simply amazing! (To be continued......)