Chapter 215: All kinds of mistakes
But in an instant, I was hehe, what kind of international jokes, the tourists here can't be fake, right? Even if it's fake, how can the classmates we bump into explain that they all greeted me, how can this be fake? , Also, how to explain the message from the squad leader I received on my phone? I can't fake what I have, right?
Thinking like this, I smiled and sarcastically said, "Old Dao, are you nervous?" You see, these tourists are all playing and enjoying the scenery, how can it not be the real world? ”
Lao Dao said lightly: "It's winter now, don't you think the flowers and trees here are too lush?" Willows, grass, lotus leaves, and ......" At this time, the old road pointed into the distance, "The peach tree has already bloomed." ”
I looked in the direction pointed by the old way, and immediately chuckled in my heart, "Oh my God, the peach tree is really blooming!" The whole peach tree is full of pink buds that want to bloom and rest.
Now this scene, coupled with the hazy drizzle just now, is clearly an early spring scene!
It's just the beginning of November, and winter has just begun, so how can it be spring?!
So, is everything here really fake? And it's not an ordinary fake, you can confuse the real with the fake! Those classmates who greeted me, I couldn't even see that they were cheating in the slightest!
It's over, we're really this time, just out of Longtan, and into the tiger's den! It was not easy to get out of the crow formation, but now he has run into a real fake world than the real world, but the climate is a little upside down.
An Gui and I were a little flustered again.
At this moment, a man in overalls suddenly appeared in front of him, he walked up to the peach tree, bent down, and pulled it up.
The peach tree has no roots, only a trunk......
Forehead...... The peach tree is fake......
Seeing this, An Gui and I immediately looked at Lao Dao with a snort.
Lao Dao couldn't help but be embarrassed when he saw us looking at him like this, and said with a wry smile: "Mistake, definitely a mistake...... and then he said: "However, how to explain the lotus leaf and willow tree?" ”
I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, and said impatiently: "Please, don't be so nervous, your appearance is already very strange, and if you make some strange moves, it is estimated that people will come to take pictures around you after taking pictures of the rainbow." ”
Lao Dao coughed a few times, and then said lightly: "Anyway, I think there is something wrong here, believe it or not." ”
An Gui said, "Brother Dao, how do you know that something is wrong? ”
The old Tao said: "Intuition. ”
I gave me a blank look and said, "I think it's pretending, right?" ”
Lao Tao said: "If I were underwear, I would definitely pretend to be forced and make the best use of it, but unfortunately I am not." Also, to tell you the truth, my instincts are 99 percent accurate. ”
I was secretly scolding this guy in his heart for being more narcissistic than the earth, but then Lao Dao said: "I don't think you will encounter any danger for a while, I'll go around first, and you play slowly." ”
So saying, he walked on his way.
An Gui shouted at him at this time: "Hey, gather at five o'clock, remember to come back, don't play missing!" ”
The old Taoist didn't look back, stretched out his hand, snapped his fingers, and said, "Don't worry, you will definitely not go missing!" ”
An Gui and I couldn't help but shake our heads and smile bitterly.
After the old road left, I wandered around with An Gui.
Every scene in this garden is almost finished.
At this time, we came to a "Lingnan specialty shop" that sells special products, and the products sold in it are all some special products.
We went in to see what specialties there were in the south and buy some back, but there were so many customers in this store that we finally squeezed in.
But as soon as I saw the price of those special products, I immediately scared us back, yes, the cheapest things here are also three-digit prices, the more expensive ones are four-digits, and five-digit things account for more than half.
Finally squeezed out these "money and stupid" foreign tourists, An Gui and I couldn't help but shake our heads and sigh, for those tourists who were pitted, we felt worthless, and then hated, and sighed that this special shop with countless profits, why didn't we open it?
came out and found a big tree to squat underneath, and took a sip of the three five-day bottles of green tea in his hand, and his mood was slightly calmer.
At this time, a tour group in front of me walked by with a team of people, the tour guide girl was holding a chess piece, and she was still talking about something, because the distance was too far, I could only see her mouth talking like a machine gun, but I couldn't hear what she said.
This group of people, as many as thirty or forty people, marched forward.
At this moment, one of the centaurs suddenly looked at me, and I happened to look at her.
At a glance, I was immediately stunned for a moment, this person is so familiar......
Hey? Isn't she the junior sister of Chen Haoran!
When I reacted, I was immediately amazed.
Although she is no longer dressed in ancient costumes, she has changed to a very trendy white sweater with a short skirt and black stockings, but that ice-sculpture-like face is absolutely right, it is her!
I quickly looked up and found that the pair had already walked forward, and Chen Haoran's junior sister was walking behind, and I could still see her back, as well as her long legs in black stockings.
I thought to myself, this chick's crow formation has hurt us so much, but now that we have escaped, we don't have to be afraid of that formation anymore. At this time, I remembered that Lao Dao had said that this chick's mana is not very high, and only a black crow array can handle it. I weighed it in my heart, and felt that I had spiritual power, a spiritual bead, and the Qiankun Tianyuan Mantra, and it seemed that it was a matter of minutes to hang her.
Thinking like this, I was full of confidence, and without saying a word, I stood up suddenly, and then ran up.
When An Gui saw me suddenly stand up and run, he shouted, "Hey, what are you doing!" When he saw that I had not answered him, he quickly got up and ran after him.
The group didn't go very fast, so I quickly chased after her, came to her back, patted her, and said, "Little girl, your crow formation is so awesome!" ”
At this moment, the man turned around and looked at me with a stunned expression.
When I saw it, I was immediately stunned.
Forehead......
This face, with yellow freckles sprinkled all over the face like black pockmarks on a pancake, and wrinkles like a map of mountains in a geography textbook, horizontal and vertical, intricate...... Where is this chick, this is clearly an aunt, okay......
"Young man, are you trying to insult me?" The aunt stared at me.
I immediately laughed a few times, thinking, I don't mean to you if I don't disrespect wood, auntie, but I squeaked and said, "That, auntie, I'm sorry, I, I just recognized the wrong person, but then again, this winter, you wear this...... Black Stockings...... Don't you feel cold? ”
The aunt still glared at me, her face was like a coffin, and said, "Then why don't you take your hand away for me?" ”
That's when I reacted and fainted, my hands still on her shoulders......
At this time, the crowd had already gathered around, pointing at me, and I was so embarrassed that I couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in.
Ya, what I saw just now is obviously Chen Haoran's junior sister, am I dazzled?
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