Chapter 39: The Black Snake
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying sat on the sofa, looking at the head in front of them with their butts on the stool, and they still didn't understand very clearly.
So Mr. Cui asked the two of them to describe in detail what happened to them, and Zhang Shifei told him how he and the fat man peed and were electrocuted, and then met Chen Jian in Yingzhou, and finally told him about the fact that he had become a fairy bone and became Chengren.
After hearing this, he seemed to be a little embarrassed, as if he didn't know what to say, but he scratched his head, and then said: "I didn't expect your experience to be even more bizarre than when I was a child, and you all went to Yingzhou, it seems that your luck is very good." ”
What a fart, the two of them were depressed when they thought of what happened in Yingzhou, so Zhang said: "Do you believe our words so easily, you must know that sometimes even the two of us don't believe it." ”
Mr. Na Cui smiled, and then said, "Of course I believe it, because I have known about the three places in between, and besides, I have been to one before. ”
The two were a little surprised when they heard this, it seemed that they were not the only ones who were unlucky, and this split had a similar experience, so Zhang Shifei asked, "What are you..." ”
Mr. Cui smiled for a moment, and then replied: "Let's make a long story short, let me first introduce myself formally, my name you already know just now, I am a modern Mr. Yin and Yang." ”
Mr. Yin and Yang? The two of them have only seen Mr. Zombie, what is this Mr. Yin and Yang doing, they really don't understand, then Cui Zuofei saw that they didn't seem to understand, so he was a little embarrassed, only to see him cough lightly, and then said: "In other words, you have all seen the exorcists, right?" ”
The two nodded, and the fat man said, "Marlon brandy?" It's an old film, I've seen it. ”
The one smiled for a moment, and then said, "It's Brando, forget it, it doesn't matter, you listen to me, don't interrupt." ”
Speaking of this, he continued: "Compared with TV, I am not so beautiful, after all, this is a real society, but I don't need me to explain, you should also understand that there are many things in this society that we can't see with the naked eye, and they can be said to be security hidden channels that affect people's lives, and I am the one who clears this security hidden channel, similar to a cleaner." ”
Mr. Cui said, "Didn't you see the person who played with the moth just now?" It's coming for you, and you two don't know how dangerous your situation is right now. ”
The most dangerous person is you, the two looked at this separation, and they didn't know why, the two of them didn't have a good impression of this Mr. Cui, so Zhang Shifei said: "Do you want us to really believe you?" What bullshit is you learning? ”
Originally, he and Li Lanying stayed in Yingzhou for half a year, and finally came back, but they seemed to be involved in some trouble, and even monsters or something came out, which couldn't help but make them very angry, you must know that they want to return to their bodies now, and then continue to play with girls, and they don't care about anything.
But suddenly there was a split up for the two of them to save some bullshit world, and the tone was quite tough, which made the two of them very unhappy, and it was not like this to catch ducks on the shelves.
Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "That's probably it, but don't get me wrong, in fact, I don't want to teach, especially a loser like you two, I'm disgusted at a glance." ”
"Who are you talking about!!" The two were furious, and Fat Li got up and grabbed a bench, and then glared at the parted head.
The one said slowly, "What's the matter, you still want to do it?" ”
The two of them didn't speak, and the vicious eyes could already prove that the split in front of them was really disgusting, Zhang Shifei thought that it was almost the same as his name, and he was still so arrogant when he spoke, it was really not good not to teach him a lesson.
Mr. Cui turned his face when he saw that they were not in harmony, and he didn't say anything, so he got up and walked out of the door, and said as he walked: "Okay, if I don't give you two some color, you two won't accept it, come on." ”
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other for a while, then followed without speaking, only to see Mr. Cui walking out, facing the two of them about ten steps away, with his left hand in his pocket and his right hand flat, he said: "You two had better use the power of immortal bones, otherwise, there is no chance at all." ”
Fart!! Li Fatzi shouted, although Chen Qian seemed to have said this before, but he was still very choked by the separation in front of him, you must know that his body strength is not lost, even if the beads in his hand can suppress the strength of his bear, but at this moment he is still amazing, and he used to be a school bully, and he has never suffered a loss in a fight, so he shouted: "Look at how I beat you for a while!" ”
Zhang Shifei didn't speak, but he was also on fire at this time, looking at the lean head in front of him, he didn't look like he could fight.
But the split head said unhurriedly: "I advise you two to go together, save some time and talk about serious things!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Lanying lost his mind, rushed over at once, came to Mr. Cui in two or three steps, picked up his fist and smashed it on Mr. Cui's head, he thought that he could knock this head unconscious no matter how he said it at this time, and when he fainted, he would flash people, whatever!
But I saw that Mr. Cui smiled slightly, and then dodged the fist on one side, saying that it was too late to see him hunched his waist, and the left hand in his trouser pocket was not taken out, but he just made a fist with his right hand and beckoned to the fat man's little belly, his speed was amazing, and it seemed to be outrageously powerful.
Originally, the fat man was full of fat, and he was most proud of resisting the beating, but this punch hit the fat man's belly, which made him make a sound like killing a pig, and I saw him immediately kneeling on the ground, snot and tears came out, panting for breath.
Mr. Cui on the side sighed, and then said, "And you, do you want to wait for him to get better or come alone?" ”
Zhang Shifei saw Li Lanying being beaten, and his heart suddenly burned with rage, he couldn't imagine that this split was so powerful!! But at this time, he didn't care about it, how could his brother be beaten and still have calm kung fu, I saw that he also shouted and rushed over!
Zhang Shifei has loved to fight since he was a child, and he knows the doorway here, only to see him run two steps and then stretch out his left hand to the left side of the face of the split head and greet him, the head of the split head tilted back and flashed it, but Zhang Shifei laughed, he was just a false trick, the insidious one was still behind, I saw that his punch was not round, and his right foot suddenly exerted force, only to see that he praised and greeted the split head!
Street scoundrel fights are like that, no matter how insidious, it's enough to take people down.
But this split head did not hit, I saw that he seemed to know that Zhang Shifei would not play cards according to the routine, just flashed his left fist, and his right hand directly grabbed Zhang Shifei's right foot, Zhang Shifei only felt a sharp pain in his calf, and was repeatedly grabbed by the vice.
Mr. Choi smiled a little, and then said unhurriedly: "Street Fighter Sixty-Four Style, yes, just like me before, I'm a little proud of you." ”
Zhang Shifei didn't have the kung fu to reply at this time, he was in pain at this time, but he still didn't give up, but was in a hurry, closed his eyes, the fairy bones in his heart worked, and the blue light flashed, and his true appearance appeared.
Mr. Cui only felt that his right hand was loosened, and a huge peacock suddenly appeared in front of him, and he saw that the peacock flapped its wings and flew in the sky.
Mr. Cui smiled: "Peacock, this fairy bone is quite unusual, but do you think you can defeat me like this?" ”
Zhang Shifei in the sky felt a cold sweat in his heart, he couldn't imagine that he had such a strange power, but at this time, it was difficult to ride a tiger, so he had to try it anyway! So he had an idea in his heart, and he was ready to take a dive, although it was not good-looking, but let's scratch this grandson's face!
Thinking of this, he flew high into the sky, then folded his wings and threw himself at Mr. Na Cui in a free fall, but when he was halfway down, something happened in front of him that was enough to make him scare his pants.
I saw that Mr. Cui's body had a strange change, his right hand kept bubbling out with black gas, and the black gas instantly enveloped Mr. Cui's body, and it quickly took shape, looking like a huge black snake!!
Seeing this change in Mr. Cui, Li Lanying opened her mouth wide in fright, an old man with a snot pull, but it was not broken, and Zhang Shifei, who was in free fall and was about to attack Mr. Cui in the shape of a divine palm, opened his mouth wide in fright, and the wind when he fell poured into his stomach as if he was dying.
This feels very familiar to Zhang Shifei, and it is clearly the breath of fairy bones!! What's going on!?
Could it be that this Mr. Choi is also a monster??
I saw that Mr. Cui smiled evilly on half of his face: "I finally understand why those three let me train you two, come on, let my black snake fairy bone teach your peacock fairy bone." ”
After that, the upper end of the snake-like black qi shrouded around him suddenly lifted, like a snake head, the snake head opened its mouth, and vaguely saw fang-like things, Mr. Cui smiled evilly, looked up at the sky and waited for Zhang Shifei, the poor fat chicken, to fall down.
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