"What you said is true?" In the pile of corpses, the deputy captain of the spikes stood up excitedly and asked.

"Of course!" I threw the pig's intestine next to him and said, "I guess you don't know, Lao Tzu's nickname is the thorn of Avogadro!" You have a tattoo in your code name, which is a taboo against me, so I am planning to kill you! But if you help me kill the pig's intestine, I'll forgive you! ”

"Avogadro's Thorn!?" Spikes sat on the ground in fright when they heard my words, and pointed at me with trembling fingers, "You...... You're the one the legend, eh...... Thorn-stricken? ”

"Huh? Have you heard of me? ”

"Of course! Lord Thorn, you are an existence that has been praised by tens of thousands of adventurers, and they all say that you are a great adventurer who is kind and kind! The spikes on his face were sweaty and bloody.

"Oh? Is that really the case? I thought I was being rumored to be infamous in the New World! "I'm a little happy, it's a bit too much, but it sounds good! I didn't expect that I still have a lot of fans.

"Of course! Your famous adventurers are all praised! My eldest brother is an adventurer who came out of the New World a while ago, and he said that you are a good public servant of the people of the New World, Lei Feng, the modern Jiao Yulu, and the people of the New World! "Spikes were happy to see me, and a series of horses were offered.

However, this horse slapped me in the cracks of the heart, and they all said that the words of the officials would exaggerate the truth tenfold, and now it seems that even if his words are not so realistic, it can at least prove that I am still very popular! Jakes Katerina Ye Weiqi, these bastards, even if they want me to join the death squad, they won't make me so unbearable, right? It was as if I was the mass enemy of the adventurers, and I thought they were telling the truth, but I didn't want to hear the truth on Earth.

I nodded beautifully: "Okay! I know. Kindness...... No need to slap the horse, I forgive you! Hurry up and finish this guy out for me! ”

"Okay! Good! Spike was also very excited, and a muscle agitation under the combat suit took off the head of the pig's large intestine.

"Your Excellency...... Look, can you remove this barrier and let me out? The spike held the head of the pig's large intestine in front of me and smiled.

"Huh? Who said they were going to let you out? I was stunned.

"Huh? Didn't the adults say forgive me? Spike was stunned.

"Oh! Ahh I forgive you for having a tattoo in your name, but my desire to kill you hasn't changed! Because I hate people who smuggle horses, and if you are hard with me, I might be able to let you go!" I smiled and said, "So, you go and die!" ”

Before he could finish speaking, the claws had already severed the spiked neck, and his head was rolling in the air, his eyes glowing with remorse and resentment.

Beast Sense glanced around and saw that there were no living creatures, and with a wave of my hand, I withdrew from the original Dark Prison and Shadow Shield, and dodged back into the presidential suite.

"I love bathing and my skin is good~~!"

After washing my body, I lay down in bed and fell into a sweet sleep.

I just found out today that a kill before bed helps improve the quality of sleep.

……

When I woke up in my sleep, it was already dawn, and after getting up and making a phone call to order food, I sat down in front of the TV that I hadn't seen for a long time and turned on the TV.

As I expected, what happened under the five-star hotel yesterday was not reported at all, and when I looked down from the window, the terrible ground had reverted to its previous appearance, as if nothing had happened, and the dead and the broken police car had long since disappeared.

After a while, there was a knock on the door, and I opened the door, only to see a beautiful woman with a knowing surname appear in front of me.

In an instant, words such as glasses girl, ol, role-playing, and royal sister filled my brain.

"There's no chicken in the breakfast I called."

The door slammed shut, and I went back to the couch to watch TV.

The knock on the door rang again.

I opened the door impatiently, and the glasses lady was still standing there, looking at me calmly.

"Okay, okay! Come on in! How much does it cost to go once? I asked helplessly.

The glasses lady walked into the door lightly, turned around and stretched out her hand to me and said, "Hello, my name is Meng Qinghan......"

I shoved a handful of money into her hand: "Go to my room, take a shower, and wait for me!" ”

Look at how smart I was, I threw the remaining box of general-purpose coins into my personal space in advance in case I needed it, and now it seems to be really useful.

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Thorn of Avogadro? I'm ......," Meng Qing said with a cold face.

"I know, Meng Qinghan, isn't it? But where did you hear that name? Is your industry now starting to provide surname-specific services? ”

"You are mistaken! I mean......" Meng Qinghan's face froze completely and said loudly.

"I said, are you bothered? I don't want a chicken, you are still so persistent in knocking on the door, and now let you go to the bath, you are still grinding and chirping, don't you need professional ethics and art training? Didn't anyone tell you to upset your guests, but you want to eat overlord chicken? I asked impatiently.

"I said I'm not a chicken!" Meng Qinghan's face flushed and said loudly.

"Is it ......" I subconsciously took a step back, then grabbed her collar and scolded, "Are you a duck?" It turned out to be a shemale again! Lao Tzu is not gay, are you here to find death? ”

"I'm not a duck or a shemale either!" Meng Qinghan's cheeks were already red and black, and he glared at me and said.

"Someone with a double surname?" I subconsciously touched it, and then wondered, "That's not right! This is an obvious characteristic of a female surname! ”

"Ah!!h Meng Qinghan took two steps back with shame and anger on his face, covered his lower body with both hands, glared at me and scolded, "You rascal! ”

"Nonsense! If you don't go rogue, who calls a chicken! Anyway, do you do this business or not? I asked, annoyed.

It's decided! If this little talks nonsense again, throw her out of the window.

Meng Qinghan's eyes showed hatred, and her legs tightened hard, as if I was a little hard at that moment to make her feel pain. She took out a work card from her bosom and threw it to me and said, "See for yourself!" ”

"Huh? Although I went through 2012, I haven't heard of the legalization of this industry. What is the name of your association? National x Women's Guild? "I opened the document in surprise, only to see that it was written: Celestial Empire Special Operations Team in Liaokang City.

"Hahahaha! Are you doing this business now? Why don't you open a degree certificate from Liaokang University? Wouldn't that be a casual price increase...... Finish? "Laughing and laughing, I stopped, this document clearly doesn't look fake! I looked up in amazement and asked, "Are you a comrade-in-arms of those guys last night?" ”

Meng Qinghan's huge breasts rose and fell one after another, as if she was calming the anger in her heart, and after a while, she finally calmed down, showed me a rather professional smile, stretched out her white little hand and said, "I am the captain of the special operations team, Meng Qinghan." ”

I shoved the document into his outstretched hand and asked disdainfully, "What?" Want to avenge your men? ”

Meng Qinghan withdrew his hand in embarrassment, sighed and replied, "Of course not, I have long known that they have colluded with local officials, and you killing them can be regarded as removing a cancer for the city." It's just ......"

"It's just that there's your little lover there, so you have to take revenge, right?"

"It's just that you killed a state official after all, and you violated the laws of the country." She ignored my interruption and said directly, "So if you don't want to be bothered by the Einsatzgruppen who are like flies to you when you go back to Earth to run errands, then please cooperate with my work." ”

"Huh? How do you know that I'm going back to Earth to do errands and not to live on Earth permanently? ”

"Thy great name of the Thorn of Avogadero, who in the whole new world does not know and which one does not know? How can an adventurer like you, who is at the pinnacle, leave the new world full of exciting adventures and return to Earth to live an ordinary life? So I'm guessing you have something to do back on Earth. ”

"Haha! Prizes have been awarded! I scratched my head proudly, it seems that there are still a lot of my fans on Earth! And my reputation seems to be really good in New World!

“？” Meng Qinghan's face showed a puzzled expression, and then said, "Then are you willing to cooperate with my work?" ”

Since we are already a master, then we must have a bit of a master's bearing. I coughed and said, "Well, since Miss Meng said it, then I want to hear it, how do you need me to cooperate with your work?" Do you want to go to prison for two days? ”

"Of course not! As long as you take me wherever you go while you're on Earth, you'll be fine. Meng Qinghan pushed his glasses up and said.

"Uh...... You're saying I'm going to take you as an undercover agent wherever I go? ”

"It's not an undercover agent, although I also play a role in observing your words and deeds, but I will not interfere with your actions or send your information back to headquarters, I just want to warn you in advance before you may do more damage."

"More ...... Big destruction? "I wonder about her words.

"That's right! They say that you are a standing meat grinder, a walking-stirring stick, a nightmare maker, a ferryman of the River Styx, and that wherever you go, your battlefield will eventually become a ruin, a graveyard. So I hope to be there for you and offer some pertinent advice when you're about to do the killing and wreaking. ”

As her top and bottom lips moved together, my eyebrows twitched. Because her words have completely destroyed my image in my own mind, and then stereotyped.

"Are you here to entertain me?"

"No! What I'm saying is true! I absolutely can't stop your actions and there's no need to do so, I'm just giving you some advice as an official on Earth! ”

I grabbed her by the collar and said viciously, "Chick, you've me off!" Now, I'm afraid you're really going to make a chicken once! ”

At this time, Senpu rubbed his hazy sleepy eyes and walked out of the door: "Brother Thorn, shall we eat chicken for breakfast?" ”