"Get rich, think, who in the world doesn't want to get rich? I want to get rich and I'm going crazy!" The tall and thin man was very straightforward, not even vague, and blurted out directly.

Zhou Nian heard this, he was happy, and he liked to deal with this kind of money-greedy people the most, because they were easier to deal with than the kind of people who didn't eat soft and hard, as long as they gave him a little oil and water, they would be obedient.

Eyebrows raised slightly, Zhou Nian said with a smile, "Hehe, if you want to get rich, then take off your clothes first." ”

"Huh, take off your clothes?" The tall thin man was stunned for a moment, and blinked his eyes in confusion, but when he saw Zhou Nian's ill-intentioned eyes, he was so frightened that he immediately wrapped his clothes and almost cried out, "Hey, you...... What are you going to do? I want to get rich, but I don't have the good taste of Longyang! My interests are very normal, Lao Tzu is not a broken sleeve!"

He completely thinks of Zhou Nian as a character like that, he likes men specifically, and this habit sounds prickly.

Zhou Nian glanced at him with disdain, "Hey, where do you want to go, who is as good as Longyang?" I just want to buy your clothes." ”

"Huh? buy...... Buy me this dress?"

"That's right, and this basket of vegetables at your feet. ”

"Yes...... But these dishes were trampled on and could not be eaten. ”

"Hehe, you don't have to worry about this, I'll ask you if you sell it or not?"

"This ......"

"Hey, do you sell it or not? Don't grind, don't grind like that, big guys, don't grind so much!" Zhou Nian was impatient and urged.

The tall and thin man lowered his head and pondered for a moment, feeling a little greedy for small gains, and muttered, "You...... How much can you come out of?"

"Uh...... I really haven't bought this yet, so why don't you tell me a price. ”

"I say?" the tall and thin man thought for a moment, his frowning brow gradually expanded, and then he slowly stretched out three fingers, "How about you give me 300 babes?"

"Ah, only 300?" Zhou Nian thought it was expensive, as long as he could replace the other party's identity and blend into the Yan family, he would be willing to give 3000 babees.

"Okay!"

Stretching out his hand to pay for it, but the bad thing is that he just said the word "cai", as soon as this word came out, the thin and tall man's face couldn't help twitching, and there was a trace of regret in his heart, "Grandma's, I want a low price!"

Changing his face is faster than turning a book, he talks like a fart, and before Zhou Nian took out the money, he suddenly changed his words, "You...... Wait, when I say 300, I only mean the top, and the pants have to be counted separately!"

"Huh?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Nian's action of taking out the money immediately stopped.

"Hey, didn't you just ...... back"

"Hmph, it was just now, now is now, I'm at this price, don't we just pull it!"

"You!"

His eyes suddenly froze, a few vegetable vendors can be cunning to this extent, and the merchants in this world are really all businessmen.

Although he felt a little uncomfortable, Zhou Nian really didn't have time to accompany him to grind here, and he didn't care about this little money, so he simply suffered a dumb loss and endured it for the time being, "Okay, it's up to you, then you can tell me, how much is your outfit?"

"Well...... this"

The peddler bowed his head and pretended to ponder, and the total amount of clothes on his body was more than 200 babees, although it was very worthless, but now it became a treasure.

Because he saw the desire in Zhou Nian's eyes, commodities are such things, and what they pay attention to is that they are unattainable, which is like selling watermelons, which are cheap in the summer, but if they are placed in the winter when resources are scarce, the expensive ones are very outrageous.

Gritting his teeth fiercely, the tall and thin man knew that Zhou Nian had a generous hand, so he simply turned his heart sideways, and the lion opened his mouth widely, "That's it, I'm all over my body, how about you give me 1000 babees?"

“1000？”

Zhou Nian pursed his lips when he heard this, knowing that the other party regarded himself as a good deceitful wrongdoer, but he was willing to fall for it, and said with a contemptuous smile, "Hehe, I'll give you 1200, and the extra 200 can let you hire a carriage after the transaction is over, and get out of me immediately!"

"1200? Oh, thank you boss!" The tall and thin man didn't expect that the other party's magnanimity was about to catch up with the rich man Yan, so he hurriedly hugged his fist at Zhou Nian and thanked him.

Zhou Nian waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, take off your clothes quickly." ”

"Yes, yes, I'll take it off, naked!"

"What? naked?"

"yes, didn't I just say it, I sell clothes all over my body, including underwear and underwear, of course. ”

Zhou Nian, "......"

It's too ruthless, this guy doesn't want his dog face in order to make money!

Seeing that the tall thin man said to take it off, Zhou Nian despised him and said, "Hey, just take off your outer clothes, I don't want underwear and underwear, you can keep it yourself." ”

"Huh? How can this work? I know you're generous, but this is a business, one yard to one yard. ”

"Damn, what do I want your underwear for, it's weird. ”

"This ......" The tall thin man's face turned red when he heard this, and he only took off half of it, and immediately stopped, "That'...... Well, since you don't want it, then I'll keep it for another two years, hehe......"

Zhou Nian, "......"

"You...... You take it off quickly, leave quickly after taking it off, I'm going to vomit!" Zhou Nian was completely defeated by this guy, and threw the money on the ground casually, and felt embarrassed at a glance, so he simply turned his back.

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

The tall and thin man nodded and undressed, and his hands and feet were called a quick one.

It takes less than 15 seconds.

"That, little brother, I'm done taking it off, I took the money, there will be such a deal in the future, please be sure to find me, I have old clothes at home, we can cooperate for a long time, hehe......"

"Cooperation, I'll cooperate with your big eggplant!

"Oh, yes, yes, I'll get out now. ”

"Wait, you come back first. ”

"Hehe, you didn't go far, little brother, what else do you have to order?"

Zhou Nian turned his head, how could he see the guy in front of him and feel hateful, he held back the anger in his heart, and asked in a low voice, "Hey, what's your name?"

"Me?" said the tall and thin man with a hippie smile as he pointed to himself, "Hehe, my name is Tian Bunong." ”

"What kind of strange name is this?"

"Alas, this is what my grandfather asked a fortune teller to give me, because our ancestors have been vegetable farmers for three generations, and they can't get rich or get out of poverty, so they gave me the name "no farming", hoping that I will no longer farm in the future and can become a rich man. ”

Zhou Nian glanced at him up and down, "Hey, this name is not accurate." ”

"Hey, it's not like that, it's not accurate at all! That fortune teller is just a foolish car, and his name is useless, and he even gave people the name "Wang Fugui", but what happened to him? If he calculates accurately, why am I still a vegetable farmer? I don't believe in fortune tellers anymore!"

"Hmph, I don't think you should be called Tian Bunong, you should be called Tian Bu Face!"

"Tian is not faced?

"Tian is shameless, you can even take off your underwear, what do you say you want it to do with that face?"

"I ......"

"Okay, okay, don't you, don't me, since the deal is reached, then you can get out. ”

"Oh, yes, if you need anything in the future, please go to Tianjia Vegetable Village to find me and say goodbye. ”

Tian Bunong hugged his fists at Zhou Nian again, and then walked away.

It wasn't until he was far away that Zhou Nian slowly put on his clothes, picked up all the rotten eggplants on the ground into the basket, turned around, and went straight to Yan's house.

"Stop!"

As soon as he reached the door, one of the guards immediately stopped him, "Hey, boy, who are you?"

Zhou Nian lowered his head and carried the burden, "Big brother, the villain's name is Tian Bunong, and he is here to deliver vegetables to the rich man of Yanda." ”

"Oh, it's a food delivery person, so you can go inside. ”

"Hehe, thank you, big brother. ”

Changing identities is convenient, Zhou Nian didn't expect things to go so smoothly, he walked into the yard with his burden, inquired three times and five times, and finally found the location of the kitchen.

He is not in a hurry to inquire about information now, because all important information will generally choose to be discussed after he has had enough food and drink, so he simply be patient and wait for the Yan family to eat and drink enough before going to investigate.

When I stepped into the kitchen, the smell of oil smoke immediately hit my face, and I choked my nose.

People come and go in the kitchen, pots and pans are flying indiscriminately, frying and frying, stewing and boiling, all kinds of cooking skills emerge in endlessly, the flames are rushing upwards, and they feel fresh than looking at the tricks, and they count carefully, there are a total of thirteen top chefs in stir-frying, each with a little apprentice who is responsible for laying the hand, and the rest of the people are busy doing chores and the like.

With so many people working together, if there is no leader, it will definitely be chaotic.

In charge of directing the men was a lean man in his forties, with a long face and two mustaches, who was facing the men in the kitchen.

"You, chop the shallots, you, peel the garlic, and you, wash the potatoes, you go and soak the vermicelli ......"

When it was Zhou Nian's turn, he didn't even care about his face, and directly pointed to a big catfish jumping around in the basin next to him, and said in a deep voice, "You, go and kill that catfish, you must clean it up, and you will make catfish stewed eggplant in a while, this dish is very important!"

"Yes. ”

Zhou Nian lowered his head and clenched his fists, and then walked to the basin.

The big catfish in the basin was black and slippery, and it looked like it had just been caught, and there was a hole in its lips that had been cut open by a hook, and it was constantly spilling blood.

"Alas, my mouth hurts, don't worry, it won't hurt for a while, and I'll die early and be reborn!"

Muttered at the catfish, Zhou Nian started to call it neat, and with only two or three knives, the whole catfish immediately turned into fresh fish pieces.

Zhou Nian's method of dealing with catfish is very different from others, not only chopping it into fish pieces, but also removing the thorns inside very skillfully, saving a lot of trouble.

A large catfish was processed in just two minutes, and when Zhou Nian sent the fish to the chef, the other party didn't even cut the eggplant.

It's not that his cooking skills are not good enough, but he has a hard time looking at the eggplants on the cutting board, and suddenly he can't get off the knife.

"Who the sent this eggplant ....... this?"

The chef in charge of making catfish stewed eggplant is named Sun Baiyang, in his fifties, with a fat body, a big head, like a sac, good cooking skills, but he is a little shorter, standing in front of the board at least two stools to facilitate cutting vegetables, squatting on the ground can not see the appearance of people, live and sit on the ground.

He shouted out in this voice, other chefs were busy with their own cooking, so they naturally had no time to take care of it, but the mustache in charge was not good, especially the dish of stewed eggplant with catfish, which Yan Zhiqiu specially ordered, and it belonged to today's finale, which had to attract his attention.

Running over quickly, the mustache asked curiously, "Master Sun, what's wrong?"

Sun Baiyang looked at the eggplant in front of him and pouted, threw the knife on the board with a "bang", and said angrily, "Lord Butler, look, today's eggplant is like a dog gnawing, rotten, wilted, I can't pick out a single one, you let me cook the food!"

"What!

The mustache almost jumped up when he heard this, and hurriedly looked at the eggplant on the board, and his face suddenly froze.

"This ...... What the hell is this ......?"

After saying a half-sentence, the mustache hurriedly bent down and turned over the vegetable basket at his feet, and before he could turn a few, Sun Baiyang on the side suddenly interjected, "Lord Housekeeper, don't turn it over, I've turned it over several times, and I don't have a decent one!"

"Huh?"

The mustache suddenly straightened up, his fists suddenly clenched, and shouted at the people around him, "I said, everyone, don't move, don't move!"

His voice was indeed loud enough, and after only one sound, the surroundings immediately fell silent.

"Let me ask you, who sent this eggplant today!"

Everyone was stunned, looked at each other a few times, and they all shook their heads and shouted that they didn't know.

They're all about to faint, where can they care about who delivers the food?

Seeing that no one admitted it, the mustache suddenly came up angrily, jumped on the stove, and shouted, "Sorry, they are all fucking turtle bastards who have lost their hearts! Whoever sent it quickly admitted it, manly man, you must dare to do things, but don't affect everyone!"

As soon as he said this, a few timid people were obviously cowardly, and began to fan the flames and add fuel to the fire.

"Hey, come forward, I know it's you, don't force me to say it, make a fuss. ”

"Hehe, I don't dare to admit such a thing, I think this coward must be too scared to come out. ”

"That's it, whoever sent it will take the initiative to admit it, what's the grind?"

"Lord butler, aren't there records of the people who deliver the food? Why don't you go check it out?"

Someone in the crowd gave an idea, which gave the mustache a wake-up call, but he didn't check it immediately, but instead came up with this sentence, "Hmph, admit it quickly, don't force me to check, otherwise everyone's faces won't look good at that time!"

That being said, he didn't dare to check the records, because he was really busy this time, and he didn't arrange for someone to do it.

This trick is purely used to scare people, with the intention of defrauding the other party and at the same time evading his responsibility for the fault.

However, as soon as these words came out, no one took the initiative to stand up.

"Sneer......"

The atmosphere is very solid, and it is stalemate, and someone is making a dish, but suddenly it is confused.

"Ouch, my dish!"

"Ouch, my porridge!"

"Oops, I forgot to put salt!"

......

Just like a chain reaction, before the "prisoner" was caught, the kitchen was in a mess.

"What the!"

The mustache stomped his feet angrily, and in order to take care of the overall situation, he simply put this matter aside for the first time and dealt with it afterwards.

"Don't panic, don't panic, take out your housekeeping skills, send me the dishes perfectly, if anyone goes wrong, I will never let him go!"

"Yes!"

The chefs shouted in unison, bowed their heads and continued their work, beginning to remedy the dishes in their hands.

"What about me, Lord Butler?"

Everyone has something to do, but it is difficult for Sun Baiyang on the side.

The mustache frowned and looked at him, "Master Sun, the so-called soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth, I will give you an explanation of this person who gave the eggplant in the future, you better cook first." ”

"Yes...... But this eggplant is rotten like this, you let me ...... Aren't you embarrassed for me?"

"Master Sun, I believe in your craft, you just have to do it. ”

"Hey, you're looking down on me, Master Yan's mouth has always been very tricky, I'm afraid that I will ...... when the time comes."

"Alas, Master Sun, we are all forced to do this, so we can only bite the bullet, not to do it is a whip, do it, maybe there is still some hope, it is better to take the risk and try it. ”

"But I ...... in my heart It's really bottomless, do you see it, my hands are trembling now, you ...... What do you want me to do? ”

"Hey......

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Nian, who was peeling garlic on the side, couldn't help but snicker.

However, it was good that he didn't laugh, and when he did, he happened to be grabbed by the mustache.

His face suddenly turned pale, and the mustache was in a hurry to get on fire at the moment, but someone was gloating here, how could he tolerate it?

Taking a quick step forward, the mustache reached out to pull Zhou Nian's ear, and before he could bend down, the other party stood up first, almost hitting his chin with his head.

"Hehe, Lord Butler, what are you going to do?"

The mustache subconsciously ducked back, glared angrily, and shouted, "Hey, stinky boy, what were you laughing at just now?"

Zhou Nian looked innocent, "No, did I laugh just now?"

"No, hmph, don't fight with me here! You laughed so clearly just now that even your back molars leaked out, don't think I don't know!"

"Ahh

With a slight displeasure in his heart, Zhou Nian said with contempt, "Hmph, a simple catfish stewed eggplant made you two big men dizzy, don't you feel ashamed?

"Huh?"

"What!"

As soon as these words came out, not only did the mustache look angry, but even Sun Baiyang beside him suddenly blew up the temple, bent his legs suddenly, suddenly jumped up from the stool, and when he staggered to Zhou Nian's side, he couldn't even reach the other party's waist, pointed at his nose and shouted, "Hey, stinky boy, do you know what you're talking about! It's simple? Listen to your tone, you are very good at doing it?"

Zhou Nian spread his hands and said, "No way, it's a piece of cake." ”

"Hey, boy, okay, since you can cook this dish, then I don't care, the stove will be handed over to you, you can make it for me now, if you can't make it, I must make you look good!"

"What if I make it?"

"Hmph, if you can really make it, and the taste can satisfy the master of the Yan family, I will use it as a stool for you to sit on in the future, and I will follow you wherever you go, and give you a cushion for your ass!"

"Hehe, that's what you said. ”

"I said, the housekeeper testified. ”

"Okay, in that case, then I'll show you a hand, and you're going to be a horse for the rest of your life!"