Chapter Twenty-Seven: The World of God's Rest
Lin Han originally thought that the existence of God #666 was just an accident, after all, no matter how you say it, the Dimensional Management Center is also an organization above the universe, and the overall style must be rigorous and solemn, and it stands to reason that the various documents it distributes must also be serious and responsible, well-organized, well-founded, and well-organized.
But what he never expected was that this entry notice approved from the headquarters of the management center turned out to be like this - the paper is one of the exercise books that can be bought for two yuan in the southern suburbs wholesale market! It is branded with a crooked font like a ghost drawing, even if it is difficult for a "oracle bone" expert like himself to recognize it word by word, and then there are many unsightly language diseases, which caused Lin Han to have a general feeling that his constipation for many years had been cured after reading it......
As far as the ontology of this employment letter is concerned, it is a lifting of it to say that it is an essay for elementary school students.
"Why do I suddenly have the illusion of a failed confession, being betrayed, going to sea with stocks, and Bugatti Vivier transient Alto cute?"
Lin Han's face turned into a bitter gourd, holding the long-awaited entry notice in his hand, but his heart was mixed.
But soon someone pulled him out of his sighing and sorrow.
Alice: "That's really your illusion of life, because you have neither a girlfriend to confess nor money to speculate in stocks, let alone Bugatti Weihang, first pass the second test of the subject you have hung up, and then talk about ......it."
Green Tea: "As for being betrayed, it's okay, I'll contact the chief of the ogre tribe tomorrow." ”
Lin Han: "......"
Although Alice and Green Tea are inevitably a little suspicious of standing and talking without backache, what they said is indeed the truth, Lin Han thought about it carefully, it seems that he was still a three-nothing (no house, no car, no job) teenager before he met God #666, and now he can be regarded as living in a mansion, worry-free meals, stable work, I don't know how much better than before.
Thinking about it this way, Lin Han was also relieved, speaking of which, there is nothing to pit yourself in a cosmic-level organization, maybe this kind of entry notice is also a unique corporate culture?
Of course, he could think of such an unrealistic reason, and soon, Green Tea gave the correct answer.
"Lin Han, have you ever thought about the situation that the head of the personnel department of the dimensional management center is not an earthling?"
"Huh?"
After being reminded by green tea, Lin Han quickly realized that he seemed to have entered a misunderstanding of thinking - he was an earthling, so others had to be earthlings, and he could speak Mandarin, so others had to be able to speak Mandarin, and the words he couldn't read were written by others.
(Speaking of which, this is a common problem for most people.) )
"You know, the dimensional management center is responsible for the entire macro universe, and the staff in it is also varied, there are intelligent creatures like you, there are artificial intelligence like me, and even some high-level consciousness that is beyond the constraints of dimensions, so there is nothing wrong with your employment letter, it's just the result of the best efforts of a guy who has a limited understanding of the civilization you are in within his limited time."
Green Tea continued: "Out of humanistic care, there is an unwritten rule in the management center, that is, all the notice of entry must be written in the civilized language in which they are located. ”
Speaking of which, Lin Han understands that the thing he is holding in his hand is still the result of a guy whose status is far above him, and maybe he can fan the earth into Hot Wheels with a slap for the result of his own hard work.
It's no wonder that it looks like an elementary school student essay......
And after the reminder of green tea, Lin Han also realized another problem.
"Anyway, it says I'm going to report to the headquarters, but I don't even know where the door of the dimensional management center is going." Lin Han scratched his head, "But don't tell me that I can get to this place by bus No. 2." ”
Green tea: "What about the second bus, you can't get there by Huanyu Line 2, the location of the dimensional management center on the dimensional axis has always been a mystery, and it is estimated that only a few people in the vast universe know." ”
"So how do I get there?"
"Want to go? Dream on! ”
The words of green tea suddenly made Lin Han push up the black lines in his head, and the muscles of his face twitched unconsciously.
"Green tea, I haven't messed with you lately, have I?"
Alice: "She's right, you have to dream if you want to go." ”
Green Tea: "Where do you want to go, I mean dreaming literally, without any sarcasm. ”
"What do you mean?"
Alice: "In a sense, the dimensional management center is also a public institution with mottled personnel and a huge structure, so it naturally needs to hold internal meetings regularly, but its grassroots cadres are scattered all over the macro universe, not to mention the world line, most people are not even the same dimension, so it is naturally impossible to meet in a conference room to discuss life." ”
Green tea is attached.
"As a result, several big names in the management center joined forces to create the 'Divine Breath World'."
"God's Breath World?"
"Yes, I'm sure you've heard that people can be divided into two parts on a macro level - meat. Body and spirit, like you here, what kind of spirit is out of body, soul possession, seizure, soul search......"
"Hey, if you continue to talk about it, this book will be changed to the Xianxia classification!"
"Ahem, all in all, since the employee's body can't cross the world line and the dimensional wall, then it can only retreat to the second best thing and use the spirit to communicate."
Lin Han felt that he had come into contact with an incredible new gadget again.
"So, the world of divine breath is actually a spiritual world?"
Alice: "For you now, that's okay. ”
"Huh? What does this mean? ”
Green Tea: "Alice means that the world of divine breath created by the joint efforts of several giants in the center is naturally not as simple as you think, but with your current level, it is enough to treat it as a spiritual world, and as for the deeper things, you can't figure it out for a while." ”
"And the reason why I say let you dream is because judging from the structural parameters of your human beings, in the state of sleep, the mental activity will be greatly improved. Since you are currently just an ordinary earthling, your mental power is really pitifully weak, and you will not be able to enter the world of divine breath under any circumstances in a non-sleeping state. ”
Alice: "Even if you're asleep, you'll have to use a booster to enter the world of Divine Breath......"
"Boosts?"
Lin Han was stunned by the words of the two sisters, after experiencing the inexplicable crossing incident of Lan Qi Molang and the Asarun oil pouring incident, he thought that he had a certain understanding of the job of a plane executive, but now he realized that there were still many things he didn't know.
Half an hour later.
In the basement of the Dimension Rental House.
"I didn't even know there was a basement in this house......"
Lin Han looked around in the basement as if he had discovered a new continent, and there were many machines here that he had only seen in his life.
"That's it."
Under Alice's leadership, Lin Han soon came to the front of a uniquely shaped machine, and then his full expectation turned into a thunderstorm......
"Are you sure I'll lie in today and come out alive tomorrow?"
Lin Han looked at the crystal coffin in front of him, and the eggs were shattered.
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